[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

"Ahahahaha! I now officially announce that Nezha and I have become lovers. Come on, I allow you to come and congratulate me!"

In the early morning of the next day, when the tour group was packing their luggage and preparing to go on the road, I was very happy to run in front of them to make a high-profile publicity.Everyone who bent over to pack their things didn't respond at all. Just when I thought that everyone was not interested in my mess, they were stunned at the same time, and looked up at me with wide eyes.

"Xinyu! Congratulations!"

Xiao Bailong was the first to react, his handsome face was full of joy, if it wasn't for allergies, he might have come over to give me a high five.

Tang Seng also clapped his hands and said happily: "Congratulations, Xinyu! After working hard for so long, I finally got a good result! Woohoo, I can't help but want to cry for you. We There must be a successful relationship in the team! Otherwise, it would be too miserable!"

I touched Tang Seng's head, and said kindly, "Don't cry, Xiao Tang. I will cherish such a happy day."

Monk Drifting gave me two thumbs up, and said solemnly, "Brother Sha also congratulates you, you finally got the beauty back."

I smirked shyly, Xiao Camellia, who was helping Xiao Bailong to check his luggage, looked at me and complained, "Obviously it was Brother Li who brought the beauty home."

"Tsk tsk, you can tell at a glance who eats which tofu. It's not that this guy is like me, who has no resistance to beauty, but if it's Cuilan Chang'e who turns around, I'm willing too! Why Xinyu I’ve been waiting for the Third Prince Ice Cube, and I’m still alone! I’m so miserable, Little Camellia, come and comfort you Big Brother Pig!”

In addition to expressing his envy and hatred, Zhu Bajie, who was very sad, began to act eagerly and wanted to hug Little Camellia for comfort, but was pushed away by Xiao Bailong.

Brother Hou patted the back of Zhu Bajie's head kindly, and then heaved a long sigh.

"Ugly girl is a lecher, she can't hold on for a month, and she will fall if she is seduced twice."

"Why, it's obvious that he was the one who attacked so terrible! To be honest, he also confessed to me! I'm the one who was confessed, I'm very powerful!"

"Before you lost your memory, I won't talk about how much you chased after him." Brother Monkey showed me a harmonious smile.

"What! Brother Monkey, don't you support me and Nezha?"

I pouted, a little concerned about his thoughts.Brother Hou pushed away the sad Zhu Bajie, and jumped in front of me in two steps. He pinched my face, but this time he didn't squeeze it hard.

"Okay, get along well. I don't have to feel guilty about that kid anymore, it's as if I broke you two up."

"It's none of your business that I drink Wangqing water."

"I'm not feeling well. It's fine to get such a good result now. Regardless of whether you can restore your memory of Nezha, it's fine now."

The monkey brother who was a little sensational suddenly moved me so much, he opened his arms and hugged the number one monkey who can single out the entire heaven.

"Brother Monkey! Find me a sister-in-law too!"

"roll!"

"It's strange, it's been nonsense for a long time, your lover brother." Zhu Bajie groaned to see that no one cared about him, and came over to provoke me again.

I was in a good mood, twisted my sleeves and replied, "He's gone back to heaven."

Zhu Bajie immediately got up, pushed Brother Hou away, squeezed in front of me, and began to mutter with a flick of his long mouth: "Oh, big sister, your brother, let me tell you, this Nezha is really bad. I just made a relationship with you, and in a blink of an eye Clap your butt, go to heaven, what is going on, will you be determined? From now on, he will definitely get together with you less often, and work every day, leaving you at home!"

Drifting glanced at the pig's head, and said plainly: "It's better for Nezha to go to work and fight monsters than to mess around with other girls."

Zhu Bajie: "...you shut up!"

Sure enough, he is Brother Sha, who speaks with such boldness.

Brother Hou grabbed me and asked, "What do you think, why don't you learn from the scriptures, and go find Nezha."

I blinked, a little dazed, and it took me a while to realize, "Brother Monkey, chase me away."

Brother Monkey: "Fart, I think you're clinging to him, since we're already together, why don't you follow us."

Me: "It's the opposite, it should be said this way, we are already together anyway, why bother to stick together every day! And there is a saying that Xiaobie is better than a newlywed!"

Brother Monkey: "I don't really understand how you guys talk about love."

Saying goodbye to Xiao Camellia's family again and again, Xiao Bailong seems to have become good friends with this girl, and said that he will come to play with her after learning the scriptures.I thought about it, and judging from the current rhythm, although the order of many monsters appearing has been disrupted, they have also experienced a lot of hardships, and the progress bar is probably more than halfway through!

I don't know if it's because of the relationship, but now I'm floating, and I'm very kind and gentle in everything I think and look at.Even when Zhu Bajie found fault with me many times, I responded to him with a breezy smile, which made his skin goosebumps, and those who didn't know thought I had become a Buddha.

After traveling for a month, we arrived at the bhikkhu country in midsummer.Isn't this the country where children's hearts and livers are used as medicine, but the city here is harmonious, and there are many children running around, even babies in swaddling babies.It is not as cold and desolate as I imagined, it can be said to be a prosperous and lively place.

So the king didn't eat the child?

I secretly speculated in my heart, walking on the street with the tourist group.Brother Hou said that there is a temple in the west of the city, and we can go in and spend the night, but now we have to stop and rest here at the gate of the city, after all, we have been traveling all morning.While waiting for Xiao Erduan's tea to come, I said I wanted to go out and buy some snacks like candied fruit, so I went to the street alone.

However, I didn't expect to meet an old friend at all.

I was shocked when I saw the impatient six-eared macaque who had to carry a big bag.He is in human form, and beside him is a big beauty who is looking at rouge and gouache. She is not in the thin and weak state of willows and wind. She has a plump figure, and her skin is whiter than snow.

The woman held Mi Le, who was more than two years old, with one arm, and with one hand, she was picking out rouge of different shades on the vendor.What a scene this is!This family of three is shining!

"Stupid Stone Demon!"

"Six ears!"

Compared with Liu Er's complicated and tangled expression when he saw me, I was much happier, and immediately trot over to say hello with a smile.The beauty holding Mi Le also turned around when she heard this movement.

"Oh! Little Mi Le is so big! Little cutie! Remember Xin Yu Niang's kiss!"

Seeing the soft and cute little beans like dumplings, my heart softened at once, and I took her little hand and kneaded it.She looked at me with honey-like golden eyes without blinking, and suddenly reached out to me for a hug, smiling brightly.Mi Le and I were still having friendly interactions, and Liu Er slapped my paw away.

"Go away, what kind of mother are you!"

"Oh, baby Mi Le, Daddy Xinyu is here! Are you happy! Long time no see!"

"...I really want to beat you to death with a stick."

"Pfft hahahaha!"

The deflated Liu Er angrily wanted to chop me to death with a palm, but the big beauty had already stuffed Mi Le into my arms.Maybe it's because Mi Le took care of her when she was a child. She didn't recognize my birth at all, and began to call my name skillfully. She rubbed her head against my neck, making it soft and warm, and it was very comfortable to hold.

I almost screamed, "Whoah! Trying to trick me into having a baby again! So cute!"

Mi Le patted my face with her little paw: "Xinyu is also cute."

Me: "Hey, I want to steal her away!"

Liu Er: "If you've hugged enough, get out."

Beauty: "Don't be so stingy, let her cheap father hug her for a while."

Liu Er: "Why don't you...you're so annoying!"

After I had enough intimacy with Mi Le, who had been away for more than two years, I turned my attention to this beauty I had never seen before.I looked at these two people, they were really a good match standing together, and I gradually showed a wretched smile.

"Liu Er, why don't you introduce me? Who is this beautiful woman?"

"Wait, if you're here, isn't Monkey King Nabi Mawen also there?"

"...You just realized it? Your enthusiasm for idols has dropped, Liu Er!"

Suddenly a ferocious smile appeared, and Liu Er was about to make a move when the beauty grabbed hold of his sleeve.The veins on his forehead twitched, Liu Er suppressed his violent temper again and again, but he didn't break free forcefully, he just said hastily: "Get out! I'm going to fight with that monkey!"

"Then you should give me the burden in your hand. I will chat with Mi Le and this younger sister first. You can go to work."

The silent Liu Er honestly unloaded the burden on his body and handed it to the beauty, and then slipped away.I haven't even told him where Brother Monkey is, so I'm so impatient.But with his ability, let's find Brother Hou for a minute.As soon as the second middle school god left, the beauty and I would look at each other, Mi Le in my arms whispered softly again.

"Ninth day!"

"New Jade!"

oh!Baby, are you introducing me!Look, he is much more sensible than your father!

The beauty Mi Le called as the ninth day of the ninth day packed her bag and sent me an invitation to go shopping, and I gladly accepted it!

"You gave this child the name?"

I was still secretly thinking about the relationship between Chu Jiu and Liu Er, and she raised her own doubts first.I nodded, but I didn't know how to deepen the topic. After all, I didn't know the relationship between Chujiu and Liuer. For example, did she know that Mi Le was actually born by Liuer himself.

But soon I dispelled this worry. Chu Jiu said that he knew everything, and I breathed a sigh of relief, so that I could speak freely.So I also learned about Liu Er's recent situation in the past two years. On the ninth day of the ninth day, he was a thousand-year-old nine-tailed fox who practiced in Wuya Mountain.Liu Er led Mi Le to occupy the mountain nearby and became king, and neither side interfered with the other, so they got along without incident until Mi Le broke into her territory when she was able to crawl and run at the age of one.

Liu Er, who was chasing Mi Le, stepped into Chu Jiu's territory for the first time, and then the sky thunder stirred the ground, cough cough, and then became familiar with it.

Although the baby was born with six ears, he couldn't give Mi Le maternal care, so he acquiesced in the ninth day of the ninth day to tease and take care of Mi Le from time to time.Later, a demon deer came to the nearby country, that is, the bhikkhu country, and gave the king a bad idea to poach children's hearts and livers to make medicine introductions.Mi Le was caught by the demon deer, and then the demon deer was beaten by Liu Er and Chu Jiu. If it wasn't for Shou Xinggong who rushed down to save his mount, he might have been beaten into a cake.Since then, Chu Jiu has taken the role of Mi Le's mother as a matter of course.

It turned out that this difficulty was settled by Liu Er! Hey!This time Brother Hou is really going to fight with Liu Er!

It was as if I was listening to a love story at eight o'clock, although the script of the male and female protagonists seemed to be reversed.Anyway, now they are living together!Liu Er is finally comparable to Monkey Brother!

After shopping for snacks, Chu Jiu and I took Mi Le to the inn to find a tour group.Tang Seng must really want to meet this cutie who has never been masked~

When he arrived at the inn, he didn't see Brother Hou and Liu Er. Xiao Bailong said that he went out of the city to fight alone.As soon as I saw Mi Le in my arms, this group of people began to be overwhelmed with paternal love and come over to play idiots. Mi Le is not afraid of life at all, probably inherited the courage of Liu Ertian who is not afraid of the earth, poking Zhu Bajie's nose and laughing Very happy.

Zhu Bajie's thoughts finally turned to Chu Jiu, he straightened his clothes, and when he was about to move over to sit in a row with Chu Jiu, I opened my mouth with dead eyes.

"This is the object of Liu Er, do you dare to do it?"

"..." Zhu Bajie screamed in shock, and his jealousy instantly made his face so bluffing that his level of bluff rose sharply, and he shouted angrily: "Fuck! What's wrong with the world! This fake monkey has found a successor! Good girl, baby girl What's so good about a single male monkey, he's a middle schooler, he's fierce, and he has a bad temper!"

Chu Jiu laughed out loud, resting his chin on one hand, and handing Mi Le the red bean paste cake on the plate with the other, he said helplessly, "What can I do, I like this child, I like that monkey, so I can only be a Panxia."

Zhu Bajie covered his face sadly: "Then you might as well like my elder brother! Anyway, he is the Monkey King, the Monkey King!"

Chujiu: "It's rare for the one who gave birth to a child, the charm is still there ~ being a father and a mother, there is a little cuteness in the maturity."

After the appraisal, this is true love.

Zhu Bajie was stuffed with a bowl of dog food, his expression became languid, and he began to frantically stuff food into his mouth.Little Master Mi Le seemed to pat his pig's head to comfort him not to cry.

Chujiu looked at me: "I like children so much, why not give birth to one."

I instantly thought of someone who was stupid, straight and cold, oops, just thinking about giving birth to lotus roots after confirming the relationship, how embarrassing!At least I have to wait until I finish my business of studying Buddhist scriptures!

So I said very seriously: "There is no rush, focus on career first. The one in my family is too pure, I'm afraid to scare him."

Chu Jiu: "You found a white lotus."

I am proud: "Isn't it! Li Nezha, the third son of Li Tianwang in Tianting Tota, understand?"

Chujiu was surprised: "Oh~ is that the great god? He came to this land hundreds of years ago to subdue demons. At that time, he thought that it was not easy for me to cultivate, and I had never harmed anyone, so he let me go. He is a beautiful child, and always It's delicious, and many goblins want to take a bite."

I didn't expect this to happen at all, and I immediately regained my spirits.

"Sure enough, he is very popular with goblins!"

"I didn't expect such a cold god to be emotional."

"I still can't imagine that the six ears in the second year will really find a child's mother!"

Once a woman talks about a man, the topic will naturally slip into a strange direction, and it will also be somewhat dirty.Thanks to Tang Seng coughing several times like an asthma attack, we were brought back to the right path after discussing passionately.After all, Chu Jiu and I have already started discussing Liu Er and her night life and posture...

I really can't imagine it!The ninth day of the ninth day is actually a female superior!horrible!

When the discussion was over, it was discovered that Brother Hou and Liu Er had both returned, and the two in tattered clothes were standing behind.Hearing the female boss, the gossiping monkey brother understood in seconds, and immediately burst out laughing, while Liu Er's face turned red up to the ears.

Monkey Brother: "You are a coward who is being bullied by a woman! You still have the face to challenge me one-on-one!"

Six ears: "..."

Being ridiculed by idols, the black fan Liuer picked up the stick and wanted to hit him again. I quickly picked up Mi Le and stuffed it into Brother Hou's arms.No matter what, Liu Er couldn't knock anymore. Brother Hou put his arms around the little girl, restrained his hostility, and teased her twice.A big battle was resolved by Xiaotuanzi lightly, and the tour group also got a free meal, which was a treat for the ninth day of the ninth day.

During the meal, we have to sigh from time to time. The six ears who used to be in the second grade now have a family, and the world is impermanent!

Also because of the baby-eating incident was solved by Liu Er, this time we left the bhikkhu country smoothly.I've always thought about Xiao Mi Le, but I didn't expect to meet him here, and it can be regarded as fulfilling a wish.After a short three-day stay in the city, we parted ways with Liuer's family.

Before we parted, Chu Jiu said that if I have any confusion with Nezha in the future, I can ask her for advice.

In society, your seniors can play and sleep.