[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

Brother Monkey often runs outside recently, and I spend a lot more time guarding the garden.Sometimes when he came back, he would complain to me that being a fruit farmer was boring, and he always felt that Taibai Jinxing let us guard the garden with ulterior motives.

Congratulations, Brother Monkey, can you see that they just want to keep us in captivity, but it doesn't matter, we can eat enough flat peaches.

I figured it out, and felt that Brother Hou's troubles are not far away, so I have to try to eat more peaches and mooncakes.

Life in peace is like a salted fish. I stay in the Guanghan Palace when I have nothing to do, and I go there every three days.I also complained to the goddess about Zixia beating me, but her reaction was the same as that of Brother Hou, laughing at me as an idiot.It was really Zixia who moved first!Can you trust me baby!

Yutu laughed exaggeratedly, too much!

After laughing, Chang'e said to me: "I heard from Tianpeng yesterday that Yang Jian is back."

"Yang Jian?"

"Three-eyed man."

I have always heard the goddess say Sanyanlang, and I almost forgot his name.I regained my energy all of a sudden, and said with piercing eyes: "It's not too late, go see the male god!"

Chang'e: "It's okay to leave~"

The goddess was ordered by the queen mother not to leave the moon at will, but I was a little stiff in my wings and dared to take her out, but the goddess refused to go by herself.

"You, you are fat with the courage of the monkey head. I'd better live here in peace. Listen to Wu Gang chopping trees and singing, and the canopy will be fine."

"But it's boring if you can't go out all the time."

"I still have Little Rabbit, and the Pantao Festival is coming, so I can go for a stroll. Don't worry about me, you go quickly."

It didn't matter if I found out that the goddess was real, so I left by myself.When I arrived at the Nantian Gate on a cloud, I wanted to ask the gatekeeper uncle where Guan Jiangkou was. When he saw it was me again, the uncle rolled his eyes and was disgusted.Don't do this, I will be sad!I couldn't help being soft-spoken, but the uncle still told me the place, and I summoned Somersault Cloud with a smile and left.

When the clouds drifted past, a large group of heavenly soldiers and generals huffed past me again, as if they saw Nezha?I hurriedly turned my head to look back, and the group of heavenly soldiers disappeared together again, coming and going in a hurry.

No matter, let's go see Erlang~

Then, I come here for nothing.Although I met a Xiaotian dog at the door, it was not in human form, and the dog's face looked melancholy, ready to go somewhere.I asked Xiaotiangou where Erlangshen was, and he replied annoyedly that he was also looking for it.

Your master doesn't take you for a walk, so what's the point of taking a walk!

I couldn't see Yang Jian, so I had to change my target. I smiled and looked at Xiaotiangou, coaxing: "You see, it's inconvenient for you to talk to me like this, isn't it? Why don't you turn into a human body?"

Xiao Tiangou flicked his short tail and shook his head: "No, it's easier for me to find my second brother this way, so come back. The Pantao Fair will start in two days, so you can't get lost again."

Yang Jian, is he a road idiot?

I seem to understand why he wants to keep a dog, and I feel that my three views have been subverted again.

The male god didn't see him, and the dog didn't coax him, so I returned to Pantaoyuan in frustration.Brother Hou was still not there, and I couldn’t get home every day. I sat on the steps at the gate of the garden, holding my chin and watching the changes in the clouds in the sky.I miss the monkey grandson of Huaguo Mountain a little bit. Before leaving, I set up an enchantment. Ordinary monsters will definitely not be able to break in. It should be fine.

A figure appeared in the sky, and when I got closer, I could see that it was Zixia.

I stood up and touched my left cheek: "What are you doing here!"

Zixia raised her eyebrows and smiled, passed me and walked into the garden, "I don't have enough flat peaches, come get some more. Don't cover your face, I won't hit you indiscriminately."

I winked and followed behind him. He walked around, looked at the peaches on the tree, then frowned slightly, and turned to look at me.I quickly braked and almost bumped into him, so as not to be accused of molesting him again.Even if you look good, I still want to save face!

"I ask you."

"Say it~" I shook my legs like a rascal.

"This flat peach, did you and Sun Wukong steal it?"

"..."

A burst of blood ah you!

My eyes drifted away, and I insisted: "No." Now is not the time to fall out.

Zixia pointed to the peach pit under the tree: "Then explain to me what's going on."

I took a quick look at the pile of peach pits, my god, brother monkey, don't just throw it under the tree after eating it, can't you just bury it!

Zixia's eyebrows and eyes were cold, she leaned closer to me, and said decisively: "You two must have eaten it. It is difficult for the thousand-year-old flat peach to bear fruit. I know how many there are."

How boring are you to count peaches.Why didn't the Jade Emperor let you guard the flat peaches?

Right now I'm being forced to feel a little nervous, if Zixia goes to complain to the Queen Mother, it will definitely be over.Do you want to tie Zixia here and discuss it after Brother Monkey comes back?I kept thinking about doing nothing and doing nothing, and I was about to take off the gourd hammer earrings on my ears and turn them into weapons, but Zixia suddenly stopped attacking.

He smiled without any hint of joy or anger, and beckoned to pick a basket full of flat peaches with the fairy method. When he walked past me, he said softly: "I can do it myself."

I shouted fiercely: "Stop!"

Zixia stopped and said, "I'll just pretend I don't know anything, so save me if you want to trouble me."

"Can I trust you? And why do you pretend you didn't see it? We have a good relationship?"

Zixia just looked at me like this, aside from her temper, her appearance is very delicious, I don't know why, looking at his small appearance, I couldn't help but feel cheap.I supported the peach tree with one hand, brushed my long hair, and smiled at him. "Could it be that Fairy Pure Love has a twisted mind on me, little demon? Then I'm really guilty~"

Zixia laughed.

"Snapped--"

I covered my right face and stood at the gate of the garden. Although I didn't know whether I should trust Zixia or not, I let him walk out of the peach garden safely, and I was slapped again. This time, I really deserved it.I waited until night with uncertainty, but I didn't see the heavenly soldiers and the heavenly generals arresting me. It seems that I didn't inform me?

Then Brother Monkey came back, and I told him about it, and sure enough, it doesn't matter if it comes to him.The monkey waved his hand and didn't care.

"Let him go if you don't want to tell me, my old grandson will be afraid. Huh, what kind of bullshit is the Peach Fair, and there are three, six, nine, etc. I can go if I want, what can the old lady Queen Mother do!"

"Brother Monkey is the best, Brother Monkey is the most handsome, long live Brother Monkey!"

The king of cheers is like me.

So Brother Monkey and I discussed closely how to "bloodbath" the Peach Fair.

In a blink of an eye, it was the day of the Peach Blossom Festival.None of the big bosses who were invited to the banquet came yet, but the fairies and fairies were making arrangements, and the resplendent and resplendent banquet hall was full of brilliance and auspicious clouds.Brother Hou and I stepped on the table of the first seat, seeing us suddenly appearing, those low-ranking immortals stared round, pointed at us and cursed.

Brother Hou didn't talk too much, he took out the golden cudgel and smashed it down with one stick, scaring the group of fairies to run away.Our intention is not to bully these immortals, but to scare them away and loot them all.

"I didn't expect us to come early, and I wanted to meet those immortals to see what kind of stuff it is."

I frantically packed the food and drink, and it was a pity that Brother Hou was holding a golden cudgel.

"This is too slow, look at me."

After pulling out a pinch of monkey hair, Brother Monkey blew into the hall, and monkeys were everywhere in an instant.The little monkeys, who were good at looting and looting, emptied the banquet things like a storm. At this moment, I thought of Chang'e and Jade Rabbit.It's better not to say goodbye, so as not to be implicated.

Monkey brother carried the stick, pulled me, turned a corner but ran to Tushita Palace.Isn't this the Taishang Laojun's den, why did he come here!There was no one in the palace at the moment, so Brother Hou drove straight in, rummaging through boxes and chests to find a bunch of golden pills.Monkeys are much more troublesome than huskies, and I can't bear to look directly at them.

"Ugly girl, open your mouth!"

"what?"

This time, Brother Hou stuffed my mouth full of golden pills. He slapped my chin and smiled: "Come here, come here, they are all good things, hurry up and eat them!"

Me: "..." I'm afraid I'm going to stay in prison for 500 years.

After looting the Peach Club and stealing the elixir, Brother Monkey took me back to Huaguo Mountain with satisfaction.

The banner of Monkey King was once again erected all over the mountains and plains, waving in the wind.Hearing about Brother Hou's big incident, the Six Demon Kings who had sworn to worship before came to have a celebration party, drinking and having fun.However, compared to other demon kings, the Bull Demon King seemed to be more thoughtful. He persuaded Brother Hou a few words, fearing that Heavenly Court would come to cause trouble, but this master didn't care, so the Bull Demon King came to find me.

"Sister, you have to persuade you, brother monkey, if this misfortune continues, you will be stabbed to the sky."

It's not that I don't want to persuade you, I can't persuade you, I patted the bull devil's hoof: "Brother Niu, have you heard a song?"

Bull Demon King: "What?"

I sang affectionately: "Let him go~ let him go~ there is no way to turn around~ let him go~"

Bull Demon King: "Good girl, don't open your mouth."

Finding that neither of us would listen to persuasion, the Bull Demon King shook his head and left, saying don't cry if you have caused a catastrophe.

After all, the story of smashing the flat peach banquet spread, and the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother were furious, and sent a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers to arrest us.Those gods kept yelling and cursing outside, and the cannonballs flew up.Brother Hou put on his battle armor and flicked his scarlet cloak. He was about to go out to fight, I hurriedly said.

"Brother Monkey, the bosses come later, you rest first, I'll meet those bastards!"

Brother Hou patted my head in relief: "Then you go, don't hold on, everything depends on me."

I flew out of Shuilian Cave with a pumpkin hammer in my fart, and landed steadily on the top of the mountain. I held a big pumpkin and faced the dark clouds in the sky. "Who is the one who scolds the most, come and die quickly!" Oh my god, I'm so handsome!

"Don't be complacent! Ben will meet you!"

There was a bang, the earth shook and the mountains shook, and a giant spirit god with a hatchet appeared in front of me like a mountain.I am now standing at exactly the same height as his eyes, he laughed, and slashed at my head with an axe.I tried to fix myself, held up the pumpkin hammer, and forcibly took down the chop.

The weapons collided, sparks flew everywhere, and I didn't move at all, but the giant spirit took two steps back.

"That's a lot of strength, you little demon!"

"Don't look at your axe, you can't even fight me, and you still want to trouble my brother monkey, hum!" I carried the pumpkin hammer and smiled mischievously.

The Giant Spirit God blinked, picked up the ax and saw that I had punched a few gaps in the ax.His beard flew upside down in anger, he rushed over and fought with me.Even though he was huge, I still won him.The ax was smashed into scum by me, and the giant spirit god fled back to the sky in a hurry.

I clapped my hands and prepared to go back and ask Brother Monkey for compliments, but suddenly there was a cool and magnetic boyish voice behind me.

"Where is the evildoer running?"

I looked back, and a large row of heavenly soldiers and generals rushed over to serve as the background board, and I saw the leader of the black-haired red-robed boy at a glance.I saw crimson red between his brows, his icy muscles and bones, but the tails of his eyes were raised. He wore a diamond ring around his neck, and lotus flower earrings on his earlobes.

Fuck!The style I like!My gourd hammer is too unsightly, I hide the gourd behind my back and guess the identity of the opponent.The pumpkin hammer is really a terrible weapon, but it was picked up by Monkey Brother, what else can I do besides holding it _(:з」∠)_.

I didn't see the Xiaotian dog, so it shouldn't be Yang Jian.But this good looks can afford to be the number one male in heaven, right?At least it's the first one I've seen!

"Who are you, little brother?" I winked and swayed.

The handsome boy took the high-cold route, and as soon as he flipped his hands, he conjured up a gun and stabbed straight at it. The moment he jumped, the flames suddenly appeared.I fixed my eyes on it, Hot Wheels!

I'll go, is this Nezha?What about the red bellyband!What about the little kid!

I turned over to dodge his move and retreated a few meters. In the blink of an eye, his arms were wrapped around the Huntian silk. The mountain wind blew and the red silk was coiled, which made the young man even more beautiful.

When my nostrils became hot, I wiped it with my hand, and my nose bleeds! Hey!

I quickly put away my weapon, raised my head, covered my nose, and shouted, "Pause, pause! I'll go back and stop the nosebleed!"

Nezha: "..."

Me: "I definitely didn't get a nosebleed because of looking at you! I just got angry!"

Nezha boy expressionless: "I let you get angry?"

I:"……"

The scene was very embarrassing at one point, but he really didn't sneak up on me, wow, it's so embarrassing.I was originally a beauty lover, but seeing something so in line with my appetite all of a sudden killed me.I was about to go back to the Water Curtain Cave to catch my breath, when I heard a loud shout and a golden light flashed, but it was Brother Monkey who came out with a golden cudgel.

Nezha Hun Tianling shook and stirred, and wrapped the golden cudgel around it. A monkey and a lotus root were entangled with each other and competed secretly.The four eyes met, murderous.

Brother Hou took the lead to end the eye-to-eye fight, and looked back at me: "Is he the one who beat you?"

Although it's embarrassing to tell the truth, I can't wrong Little Lotus Root. I wiped my nosebleeds with my sleeve and confessed honestly: "...I just got angry."

Brother Hou rolled his eyes, he wished he could kick me, and said in a hateful voice: "Shang Mao's fire, I think you are perverted!"

I silently covered my face.

Nezha: "..."

I think the third prince doesn't want to talk to us very much. After Brother Hou has taught me a lesson, he looked at the plate of lotus root that was left to cool down on the opposite side.

"Where did you come from, the pussy child, who was sent to trouble your grandpa before the lanugo fell off? Is there no one in your heaven?"

He is obviously a handsome young man, brother monkey!Just think about it in your heart, but I dare not speak.

Automatically filtering his own comments, Nezha calmly reported his name: "Nezha, the third son of the King of Tota."

Monkey Brother: "Your old man will not come by himself, but let you die."

I hurriedly tugged on Monkey's cloak, and said shyly, "Be merciful, Brother Monkey."

Brother Monkey: "Shut up, idiot!"

Nezha: "Shut up."

Hello!It's not enough for me to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade!Why are you both yelling at me!

The author has something to say: Nezha doesn’t want to talk to you very much, and throws a ton of cold lotus root at you~ [Quickly shut up

I think there are a lot of slots in this chapter!And there are so many words!I have already applied for the list, so don't worry about updating it recently! 【Hello

And, Nezha came to fight before smashing the flat peaches, I've changed it randomly!Don't care about these order_(:з」∠)_