[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

Brother Hou pulled my face: "It's been a while since I've seen you, and you don't even know anyone?"

Zhu Bajie reached out and touched my forehead: "You didn't burn it!"

I know that my face feels twisted, but it can't be like this!

I slapped their hands away: "The face is so big! And you are the only one who is confused!"

Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes, showed a good-natured smile, and said, "Are you trying to trick people into playing hard to get? Pretend to be indifferent? Brother, I have experience!"

"Ah? Nervous you!"

I was surprised, even inexplicable.He didn't bother with the beautiful boy anymore, turned his eyes away, and looked for Xia Sai Tai Sui everywhere, but he didn't see this golden retriever.Is it locked up?

The kind-browed and kind-hearted Avalokitesvara faintly showed some impatience, eyes half down, and said, "Why are you here again? Where are the monsters that can't be defeated again? Didn't I just take back the golden retriever?"

This is very embarrassing, and the monkey brother who said it is a little embarrassed.

Brother Monkey: "Dare to ask the Bodhisattva, where did that golden retriever go?"

Avalokitesvara: "Put it in a water prison and punish it to think for a thousand years."

Zhu Bajie was very sincere this time, knelt down under the lotus seat, and told about the story of the Golden Holy Empress, Brother Hou and I obediently worshiped the Bodhisattva.Nezha stood beside the Bodhisattva quietly, listening carefully to what we said, and when the matter was finished, a mysterious smile appeared on Guanyin's white and fat face.

"So, I also broke up a marriage?"

Zhu Bajie tremblingly wanted to say something nice, but Brother Hou simply said: "The Bodhisattva knows it well, I think the Bodhisattva should also clean up his own mess."

Guanyin is well aware of Brother Hou's temper, so he doesn't blame him for being rude, and asked with a smirk: "Hehe, where did I get into trouble? Didn't I just wipe your ass?"

I silently raised my hand and said, "Isn't the fish that slipped out earlier belonged to the Bodhisattva, and then it ran out of the golden retriever?"

Avalokitesvara was a little speechless, and decided to divide the blame, just said: "What about the old gentleman? Why don't you investigate his mess? He lost a boy, a magic weapon, and a cow. This is the one who loses things in the sky." Go more."

Brother Hou smiled sinisterly: "Of course I won't let it go, so it's especially easy to discuss with a sissy now, basically give me whatever you want."

Avalokitesvara refused: "...Wake up, although I have lost pets, but you said, when I was in trouble, I was not the one to help! Let's take Shancai as an example, and Ao Lie, didn't I send it over? of."

As the saying goes, the short hand eats the soft mouth, and the tour group has indeed troubled Guanyin many times. Brother Hou choked and was speechless for a while.

Avalokitesvara said again: "Jin Maoji is an idiot, I must teach him a lesson, he is very daring for defiled King Zhuzi's Jin Sheng empress. If I knew it earlier, I would have learned from Manjusri."

As soon as these words came out, Zhu Bajie knelt a little further away, and weakly protested: "Bodhisattva, you can't say that, your empress did it voluntarily."

So we started talking again, Guanyin shook his feet and listened to our chatter, "Is it over, I'm going to go to the meeting."

"Bodhisattva, what Sun Wukong said is not without reason."

Suddenly, the young man who had been standing aside as the backdrop for a long time spoke up.Only then did Guanyin stop shaking her legs, and asked with great interest: "The third prince is talking about it, why does it make sense?"

The young man stepped forward and said solemnly: "Since the Golden Retriever and the Golden Holy Empress have made a private decision for life, breaking up forcibly seems to solve the problem, but in fact there are hidden dangers. Love is deeply rooted, and it can't be trapped in a thousand-year prison. If Would it be better to let him go in this life and fulfill his wish?"

I don't know if it's my illusion, but after Nezha finished saying this, he glanced at me.I turned around suspiciously, and asked Zhu Bajie nearby: "Is the little handsome boy looking at me? Why is he helping? Is he on good terms with Brother Hou?"

Pig Bajie: "..."

Regardless of Zhutou's response, since Nezha has helped to speak, I am also happy.Judging from the script, the relationship between Brother Hou and Nezha should indeed be good.

"That's right, if you don't get rid of your demons, how can you do anything for me? Let the golden retriever drink the water of forgetting love, there is just one bottle left. Wukong, can you let the empress drink the water of forgetting love that I gave you earlier?" Angle The tricky Guanyin didn't waver at all, she actually wanted to make both of them forget this fate.

When Brother Hou was asked this question, he scratched his nose in embarrassment, and smiled awkwardly: "Hey, that one, I was knocked down by the empress."

Avalokitesvara's expression froze, her drooping eyes opened a little, and she became angry and said: "You monkey! You can't even feed your saliva! The water of forgetting love is the first ancient tree in Putuo Mountain, Baimuqing, which is infiltrated. You only need two bottles of juice in 3000 years. Give you one bottle, and you let her pour it? You don’t know how many colleagues I can use this to get involved with!”

"I ate all the 9000-year-old flat peaches."

"Seeing how powerful you are, why don't you eat all of my jade bottle?"

The three of us who were sprayed dared not make a sound. Guanyin still felt puzzled, so he sprayed a few more words, and Nezha couldn't help but smooth his hair.

Avalokitesvara stopped spraying because of Nezha's face, so he immediately took out a willow branch from the jade bottle, Brother Hou asked, "What is Bodhisattva doing?"

"Cast the spell to see where it fell! If it fell on the ground, shovel up that piece of ground, and even throw it into the pill furnace to refine it into a pill, and you can still eat it."

I exclaimed: "Can you still do this?"

Guanyin: "Shut up."

So we watched Avalokitesvara casting spells as quietly as chickens. He closed his eyes, pinched his fingers like a magic stick, and waved the willow branches in his hands from time to time.Dots of fireflies sprinkled from the willow branches and penetrated into the soil.After a while, Guanyin opened his eyes, looked at Brother Monkey with a frown, and said, "Monkey, are you lying? If the water of forgetting love is poured instead of being drunk, I can extract it as long as it is poured anywhere. But now it doesn't work at all. .”

Brother Hou hated being wronged very much, so he jumped in front of his rosette, "Whoever lies is your son, I..."

"Brother!! Wait a minute! Don't fight with the Bodhisattva!"

I don't know what Zhu Bajie thought of, he glanced at me in a panic, and then ran to grab Brother Hou with a disheveled face, and the monkey and the pig started arguing quietly there.I also wanted to listen to it, but suddenly, Brother Hou turned around and grabbed my shoulder.I was startled, and he shook me twice again.

"What, what are you doing!" I looked at him in surprise.

Brother Hou turned me over, facing Nezha, pointed at him and said, "Look at him!"

My face was full of black question marks, my eyes fell on the boy, and I said with an awkward smile: "I, I saw it! You are a very good-looking brother, and then what? Is the focus now on admiring beautiful men?"

Brother Monkey: "..."

Pig Bajie: "..."

Nezha: "..."

Avalokitesvara watched the show in astonishment, suddenly had a flash of inspiration, threw the willow branch back into the bottle, pointed at me and said, "You drank the Wangqing water! You are a follower who is not in the system!"

Everyone's eyes were focused, and they felt inexplicable pressure, but the problem was that I didn't know that I drank the Wangqing Water.I haven't forgotten anyone, no, I have no one to forget.

"I'm afraid you have misunderstood something. If I drank water, how could I not know." I said this earnestly.

Avalokitesvara coolly added: "People who drink water will naturally not remember. After sleeping for an hour, they will completely forget the person they love. Don't struggle, even if you drink it, you will forget everyone." clean."

Zhu Bajie continued to make up the knife: "I think I gave the water to the empress, and the empress told you to drink it. Hey, it's all my fault this time! Xinyu you... well, you seem to be fine." Originally, I didn't have enough confidence. Zhu Tou, seeing my expression that nothing happened, became more courageous.

"Of course it's okay if you forget! She's good for drinking! What about the empress!" Brother Hou twisted Zhu Bajie's ears angrily, and spun around in various ways.

"Ouch! It hurts, brother! It's not you who pushed me to drink it for my mother. If you did it yourself, it would have been resolved long ago!"

"Still talking back?"

I went up to persuade these two people, and said with relief: "Drink it, drink it, and you won't lose arms or legs. It's a pity that there is only one bottle of Wangqing Water. Now, there must be one of them, Niangniang and Sai Taisui, to remember!"

"New Jade."

After being called softly, I turned my head and saw Nezha had come to me.My eyes moved up, and I took a step back, "Mei, third prince, what's the matter?" I was almost called a beauty, luckily.

"Did you really drink it?"

"I don't know. Brother Hou said that if you drink it, then you should drink it. Anyway, I don't have anyone who can forget it, so, it's not a loss?"

When I said this hesitantly, the atmosphere at the scene seemed to drop to freezing point, the person in front of me automatically exuded air-conditioning, and the two thin red lips were pressed into a line.

The young man's face was heavy, ice seemed to freeze in his eyes, and he said word by word: "But, you forgot about me."

Uh, angry?Are you angry?But he was paralyzed the whole time, and he was like this when he was helping to speak before, so I'm not sure.

"Wait, let me clarify this relationship."

My mind was a little messed up, so I reasoned with Nezha's words, drinking Wangqing water will forget the person I like.Brother Monkey said I drank it, and Nezha said I forgot about him.

In an instant, I came to a conclusion: I like Nezha?Hey, in terms of appearance, it really suits me.

However, all the memories about him in my mind started from here, and it was blank to pursue further.Why don't you worry about it for now?

I avoided the boy's menacing gaze, stroked my chin and thought for a long time, then looked at him with regret, and said sincerely, "I'm sorry, Third Prince, I really don't remember. If I did something wrong before , you have a lot of adults, please forgive me. Now is not the time to discuss my problems!"

Nezha sullenly said coldly, "I don't forgive you."

Me: "???" This script is wrong!This guy is so stingy!Bai has such a face and such a figure!

Before I could question him to protest, he turned his back to me, turned to Guanyin and asked, "Bodhisattva, is there an antidote."

Avalokitesvara looked helpless, and said with a smile in his eyes: "That's really not true. It depends on God's will. It's a miracle to recover."

Zhu Bajie: "Don't laugh even without you, Bodhisattva! Look like you're watching a good show."

Brother Monkey took the opportunity to say: "Since the bottle of Wangqing Water is missing, then don't use this method. Bodhisattva, please be generous, and just let the golden retriever go as your mother's companion!"

I don't know how Guanyin showed signs of letting go, thinking about it and said: "It's not impossible, just like the third prince said, it is difficult to train a pet that has moved the heart. I simply kick this idiot out of Buddhism and let him Let him play."

As soon as I heard it, I immediately clapped my hands: "Oh! Bodhisattva is wise!"

Guanyin: "Wait a minute, I haven't finished yet."

Me: "Say it!"

Avalokitesvara: "Just let it go, I don't have a mount, it's inconvenient to go out without a mount."

Brother Hou quickly replied: "It's easy, I'll go catch another one for the Bodhisattva!"

Nezha: "Bodhisattva, I would like to help Monkey King."

Guanyin glanced at us lazily, and sighed, "Okay, okay, pick the ones who don't know how to fall in love, but also actively work. Oh, the appearance is better than mine. I'll give you ten days, Enough."

Fearing that Guanyin would go back on his word, I nodded my head and said, "Yes, yes, I will pick all the stars in the sky for you!"

Avalokitesvara flicked me across the air, and a wisp of finger wind hit my forehead. He said, "Don't tease Bodhisattva."

I:"……"

Not long after, Sai Taisui was released from the water prison. He kept his animal shape, bowed his body, and listened to Guanyin's teachings.When he heard that he was expelled, his huge body trembled for a moment, and finally knocked his head heavily on the ground a few times.Brother Hou asked him to change back into human form, but he just shook his head and said that he would change form after leaving South China Sea.

In this way, we led him out of the purple bamboo forest.Walking around the divine beast Golden Retriever, I feel a little majestic.

"New Jade!"

The enthusiastic voice of the young man was like a flame, and the little animal seemed to open its arms and rushed towards me again.Even with my eyes closed, I knew it was Honghai'er. Before I could reach out to stop it, the Qiankun circle appeared from beside me and touched Honghai'er's chest.

"too close."

"Stinky lotus root, don't think I won't beat you if you're on the territory of the Bodhisattva!"

"Fart kid, is it time to fight now! Don't delay uncle's work!"

Waiting for Brother Hou to try to persuade them to fight, I quickly walked away from them, for fear of harming Chi Yu, I led Sai Taisui to walk a few steps quickly.

Zhu Bajie chased up from behind: "You really don't want to persuade me."

I shrank my head: "Forget it, forget it, the dog's life is the most important thing, I am afraid of being beaten to death."

Zhu Bajie didn't know whether he was joking or sighed sadly: "Oh, I'm afraid you won't stand in the middle this time."

The author has something to say: The cauldron of Xinyu’s amnesia is shared by Brother Hou and Bajie, but Nezha is the one who bears it 23333333

Nezha may be the only poor little angel that I have written so far that is being yelled at by the little angels...