[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

Spring went to autumn, and there were several cold and hot days. After the continuous catastrophe in the Huoyanshan Mountain, our road afterwards was quite smooth.The little monsters on the road can't trouble everyone, and it's been two years since it went so smoothly.Tang Seng is an ordinary person who always sighs at the reincarnation of the four seasons, but he should eat and drink, and occasionally play with us.

After the disaster in Daughter's Country, he has become more transparent and open-minded.

In the past two years, no monsters have been able to stump the tour group, and I have never been to the sky once.But I will not lament at the passing years like Tang Seng. After all, a year is a snap of the fingers. If it is calculated in the sky, it will only take two days.Nezha considered my matter for about two and a half days.

Well, I'm a good person, I decided to give Nezha a little more time to think about it, so it's better not to bother him.

Regarding my virtuous performance, Brother Hou made fun of me, saying that I was worthless and didn't dare to listen to the answer.I don't like his provocative methods. Anyway, when he is bored, he will make fun of me and Zhu Bajie.

Sometimes the team is talking nonsense, and we will chat about Liu Er, thinking about his situation with Mi Le.After the second master of middle school started milking babies, he didn't even chase idols anymore. It's been two years, and Mi Le should be two years old now!Why don't you wait until you have time to find the father and daughter?What I didn't expect was that my idea was unanimously agreed by everyone. Tang Seng had never seen Mi Le, and knowing that it was Liu Er's child, his jaw would drop in shock.

Then Tang Seng furiously took a sneak peek at Brother Hou, probably because he thought he resembled Liu Er, so he used Brother Hou's appearance to imagine Mi Le's appearance.It wasn't until Brother Hou poked his eyes with his hand that he turned back to chat with me silently.

In early summer, after the tour group climbed over a small snow mountain, we followed the stream at the foot of the mountain to a village called Tuoluozhuang.Before entering the village, Brother Hou scraped his nose with his fingers, sniffed the air a few times, and said, "There is a demonic aura here, not heavy, but fishy."

Tang Seng, who was riding a little donkey, also imitated Brother Hou and smelled it, "Why do you smell monsters every time, as a teacher, now I only smell the smell of flowers, rice, wine, and rouge and gouache."

Brother Hou smiled: "If Master can smell the evil spirit, what do you want us to do? Don't worry, this monster has no skills, even if it comes, it's just my fault."

Tang Seng said oh, got off the donkey, straightened his clothes, and said vigorously: "You come to fight monsters, come begging master!"

Has it been accepted that begging for money is begging, Xiao Tang?

Under the image of Tang Seng Wei Guangzheng, we stayed at a family surnamed Li.Old man Li’s family is quite rich, and at first he only entertained us out of politeness, but after hearing Brother Monkey boasting about his supernatural powers, old man Li regained his spirits and spared no effort to serve us with delicious food and drinks, with a very earnest attitude .

Sure enough, when we were going to sleep at night, old man Li made a request, asking us to subdue a snake spirit.It is said that this snake spirit will come to the village every year to eat hundreds of livestock, including pigs, cattle, sheep, chickens, ducks and fish, even dogs.This expense is really too big, it would be fine if we only eat dozens of heads every year.

Brother Hou's eyes lit up when he heard about beating monsters, and he just agreed to relieve his boredom.

On a dark and windy night, Brother Monkey with a stick, me with a pumpkin hammer, and Little White Dragon with two swords stood at the entrance of Zhuangzi like door gods.One night passed like this, but the monster did not come.Going back to have breakfast, old man Li said no, because these days are the days when monsters come, and the other party always arrives on time.

I yawned, ate the steamed buns, and said, "It's easy to handle, let's keep guarding tonight."

Monkey Brother: "Tonight, Bajie and Lao Sha will guard with me."

Xiao Bailong and I shook our heads quickly, and I said, "It's boring, and Xiaolong and I can stay together for another ten nights."

It really hurts to be idle, this night, the three of us guarded in different directions.I occupied the south side, kowtowed melon seeds, looked at the starry night sky, and wondered what Nezha was doing.

Suddenly hearing the sound of weapons clashing from the east, I cheered up, dropped the melon seed shell in my hand, and flew away through the clouds.From a distance, I saw a scarlet giant python, as huge as a small hill. Brother Hou arrived earlier than me, and he had already fought against the opponent.I saw Xiao Bailong sitting on the side, his face was red and pimple, busy rubbing the medicine on himself.

Come on, another female monster.

Carrying allergy medicine with him has become a good habit for him, I ran to stop one meter in front of him: "Xiaolong, are you okay?"

Xiao Bailong cried and said, "It's a girl, a snake spirit! She immediately wrapped her tongue around my wrist, so, so cold, so disgusting! When she transformed into a human form, she still wanted to bite me! It's so scary!"

"Calm, calm! Brother Hou and I are here, I won't let her bite you! Take a deep breath, don't always think about the touch, you are a snake!"

"That's also a female snake!"

"..."

I really can't help, and I can't help to give him medicine.I had to turn my head to look at the monkey brother who was busy fighting in the sky. I stared at the red python again and again, and a sense of familiarity came to my heart.This red scale, this skill, this pattern, why do I feel like I have seen it before.

I started rubbing my chin to think, only to hear a oops, a big python was knocked down from the air by brother monkey, and hit the ground straight, creating a huge hole.

I waved away the smoke and dust, and ran up to watch. The red python had turned into a human form, a woman with a moon-like beauty. I fixed my eyes and said in surprise, "Snake spirit!"

This big red python is the little sister I met when I was trained in Li Tianwang Pagoda!Nezha, a gossip and nympho, was together back then, although she always poured cold water on me.Seeing the old man, the memory of more than 200 years ago suddenly came to my mind, I quickly asked Brother Hou to stop, jumped down the pit to help him out.

The snake spirit originally wanted to push it away politely, but after careful identification, her eyes lit up, and she said in surprise: "The nymphomaniac stone demon!"

So the two of us hugged each other, the corner of Brother Hou's mouth twitched while he was holding the golden cudgel, and Xiao Bailong also looked bewildered.

"Oh, it's like this. This is my friend. I met him when I was in the tower of Li Tianwang before. The snake spirit came out for a while before me. We have several little sisters. Now we have left the tower! By the way , this is my monkey brother, the one named Sun Wukong, the one who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace. And this one, it’s the little white dragon, named Ao Lie!”

I enthusiastically introduced the three of them, Brother Hou restrained his temper, and only asked: "Since I also squatted in Li Tianwang's pagoda, why do I still want to do evil when I come out!"

The snake essence frowned, and said in disbelief: "Where did I do evil! I am obviously guarding this village! I didn't eat a single person!"

Brother Monkey: "Yes, you didn't eat people. You just ate hundreds of livestock, once a year."

Snake spirit: "You monkey head, you are so unreasonable. I have worked so hard to guard this village, so why not eat some tributes?"

Brother Monkey: "Heh, you guard? I'm going to ask Mr. Tu to see if this is the case."

Both of them are not good-tempered masters. Xiao Bailong and I stood in the middle and wanted to persuade him. Brother Hou raised his foot and stomped, and the land lord here appeared.Then Brother Hou was slapped in the face, and the land lord said that the snake spirit was indeed protecting the village and practicing here, but it just had a bigger appetite.

Because there were a few cannibals who came here before and wanted to catch people and eat them, but it was the snake spirit who drove them away, and they have stayed here since then.

After hearing this, Brother Hou had nothing to say, so he snorted.But the snake spirit stuck out its tongue at him and made a face: "The monkey head still hasn't apologized to me!"

I quickly acted as a peacemaker, and shook her hand: "Oh, don't be angry, it's not enough for me to apologize, I'll make it up for Brother Monkey."

The snake spirit gave me a disgusted look: "I haven't seen you for hundreds of years, and you are still so stupid. I guess I didn't meet that lotus root kid."

Hello!Why did you stab a knife in my heart all of a sudden!Brother Monkey, what are you laughing at!I was complained because I apologized for you!

The snake spirit has been protecting Tuoluo Village, so it doesn't matter if it eats some livestock from the people in the village.However, the old man Li and the villagers who don't know the truth don't think so. This is a complete misunderstanding.That night, we took the snake essence back to old man Li's house, and woke up all the people in the village to gather here.

After such a publicity and explanation, everyone didn't believe it at first, but they couldn't help believing it when they thought that there had been no monsters in the village for more than ten years. In addition, the human-shaped snake spirit looked so pitiful, which made people ruthless.

Whoever tells me that appearance is not important, I will beat him!

The village head stood up as a representative, first thanked the snake spirit, and then said in embarrassment: "There is no problem with worshiping once a year, but, can you see if the number can be reduced. Our village has a total of more than 500 people. , if you continue to eat like this, what should you do?"

Snake spirit: "Huh? Then you didn't say it earlier! If that's the case, I'll go find something to eat elsewhere."

Village head: "..." I don't know if I should say a foul word or not.

A misunderstanding that lasted for more than ten years is finally solved now, and the ending is naturally happy for everyone.

The snake essence will continue to cultivate here in the future, so naturally she won't join me in learning and playing. She also told me that she saw the reincarnation of Sister Wraith 100 years ago.I was surprised to hear that, as the elder sister of Wraith I get along with the most harmoniously, her past is the most bitter and tragic. When she left the pagoda, she said that she was going to be reincarnated.

I was a little melancholy for a while, so I asked: "Then you saw Sister Wraith Ling a hundred years ago, how is she doing?"

The snake spirit seldom has such sentimental feelings, and said quickly: "In that life, I was a little boy from a poor family. I was taken away by the kidnappers. I was bored. I only knew her sister Wraith after looking at her previous life. I rescued her from the robbers. Afterwards, I sent him some money and sent him home. Now that a hundred years have passed, I’m afraid he’s reincarnated.”

"Well, I don't know if I still have a chance to meet Sister Wraith."

"I will meet you if you are destined. Why are you sentimental? If you want me to say, it's better to be a goblin, happy and at ease."

"Then what are you practicing?"

"Tch, I don't want to cultivate to become a fairy, I just want to be a big monster who can summon the wind and rain. I think the monkey head is good, but I won't go to the Heavenly Palace like him."

Probably because he heard his name, Brother Hou flew over with a sharp eye, and the snake spirit quickly threw the back of his head to him.

We stayed in the village for two days, and after Xiaobailong's allergic symptoms subsided, we decided to leave.Old man Li prepared food and water for us, and people from the village and the snake spirit came to see us off.

"Are you really not going out with us?" I invited again.

"Forget it, that monkey, I will quarrel if I can't speak three words with him. I can't win the quarrel, it's annoying."

"That is, when your grandfather was making trouble in Tiangong, he didn't know where you were playing."

"Using the big to bully the little bastard and the rotten monkey."

"I don't know the heights of the sky and the ground is thick with skin snakes."

"..." Enemy, there is no solution.

I am in a good mood to go on a journey again and see old friends.I don't know if I will meet other little sisters in the future, I look forward to it a little bit more.

It took a month, and the team trekked across a small desert.After spending some more time, he traveled a hundred miles and embarked on a relatively flat official road.From a long distance, you can see auspicious clouds covering the distant sky. Brother Hou went to explore the road and came back. He said that there is a country called Jisai Kingdom a hundred miles away, and there is a high tower in that country called Jinguang Temple , the top pagoda enshrines a Buddhist relic.

As soon as I heard it, I thought about it and figured out the plot. Isn't it the story of the relic being stolen by the nine-headed son-in-law?But according to Brother Hou, the relic is doing well at the moment.

I thought that everything would be fine if the Buddha's relic was not stolen by the son-in-law of the old dragon king, but I didn't expect that Tang Seng was taken away from under my nose in a moment of negligence.On this day, we went to Jisai Country for a while, but it was still far away from entering the city. Brother Hou took the little white dragon to ask for alms, and Drifting went to the river to take a bath.

Zhu Bajie and I were left to guard Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie fell asleep, and I didn't sleep.Then I met a Mr. Pianpian, wearing a crescent moon robe, tall and tall, but he seemed a little anxious.He came to ask me the way, and I kindly told him the route with the attitude of admiring the handsome man.He said he was a road idiot, so he insisted on leading me there. I thought about Yang Jian's degree of road idiot, so I took him for a while.

Just walking away for a while, Tang Seng disappeared.

Brother Hou came back and found out that he was very angry. Zhu Bajie and I sat on the ground timidly, not daring to say anything.

"Eat, sleep, eat, eat, what use are you for!"

"Eldest brother, I was wrong!"

"And you! You, you, how many years have you been a nymphomaniac, and you're still like this! Nezha can't get enough of it!"

"Here, Brother Hou, look, there are many kinds of beauties, they are just for appreciation. And I haven't seen him for a while."

Brother Monkey wanted to twist my ears when he heard this, and the other three came to persuade him, saying that he should go to Xiao Tang first.

After thinking about it, I told Brother Monkey about the Dragon King, Princess Wansheng and Hydra's son-in-law. I guess there should be a rocky mountain here, and there is a blue wave pool in the mountain, and this family lives there.Even if the Buddhist relics were not taken away, it is not ruled out that they want to eat the Tang monk's meat.

After hearing what I said, Zhu Bajie didn’t quite believe it: “You’ve never been here before, so how do you know. Why don’t you ask the land lord.”

I assumed the pose of a meditator, and said deeply: "Trust me, that's right. I am a woman who holds the lifeblood of meridians."

Brother Hou grabbed my face with one paw and twisted it around: "Return the skin!"

The pretending failed, and I yelled: "It hurts, hurts, I'm sorry, I was wrong!"

The author has something to say: That's right, the order of learning scriptures has been disrupted by me a long time ago! 【Hello