Ever since he left Daughter Country, Tang Seng was normal at first, we thought it was normal, or he acted too normal.It's not my tongue twister, anyway, it was only after the fifth day that we realized that this guy was actually normal to abnormal, and sometimes he was as aggressive as a chicken blood, pulling us to talk about Buddhist scriptures, and his long-winded skills soared.Sometimes he is stupid and in a daze, and likes to sit on the wall in the corner by himself.
Occasionally seeing a woman who looked a little like the queen on the road, he was taken aback for a moment, then quickly turned his eyes away, and ran slowly on the little donkey.
I was rejected by Nezha at that time, which is almost similar to Tang Seng's situation. In short, the atmosphere in the team was very strange.
That night, while Tang Seng was asleep, a few of us had a discussion around the bonfire.Melon seeds and fruits must be indispensable when chatting. I took out all the pastries in the bag, and Zhu Bajie secretly took out a pack of salted and roasted small dried fish with his back turned to everyone.
Brother Hou hooked his hands at the idiot, Zhu Bajie really wanted to protect his private collection of snacks, but after weighing the strength of the two sides, he still pouted and handed it in.
"You idiot hid a lot of good things to eat along the way, and you didn't know how to share them with everyone." He put the dried fish in the middle for everyone to eat, and Brother Hou even flicked Zhu Bajie's fat ears.
"I have a big appetite. Every time Master is here, I can't eat meat. It's so uncomfortable. Just this little thing stuck between my teeth, I'll search it for you!"
"Then do you want me to pay all your private money?"
"Good monkey brother, I was wrong, I will definitely take out the delicious food and share it with my juniors and Xinyu!"
Zhu Bajie, who sat down obediently in an instant, stopped yelling at Xiaoyu, and immediately changed the subject, saying: "I think Master is in a difficult relationship! Maybe as he walked, he figured it out again and wanted to go back and marry that queen!"
Drifting looked at the fire, adding some dry firewood from time to time, drooping his eyebrows, and retorted: "There is no arrow to turn back when you shoot the bow. Since Master is on the road, he will not go back."
Xiao Bailong tactfully added: "A good horse never turns back."
I chewed on the peanuts and laughed loudly: "That's not the right description."
"No matter what, if the master wants to turn back, we will send him back. If he doesn't turn back, we will just focus on going west to learn scriptures. It's not a difficult task, it's no big deal." Brother Hou smiled, showing a very open-mindedness.
Drifting: "Eldest brother is worthy of being the one who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, that is society."
Zhu Bajie was dissatisfied: "That's so troublesome! They come and go, just play!"
I agree with Brother Hou, everything is based on Tang Seng’s wish, we are not Buddha, not Emperor Tang, we will not force him to learn scriptures, as long as he is happy.But unlike us monsters, Tang Seng has the common people in his heart. If he was more selfish, he would not have these troubles.
"This difficulty is Xiaotang's own, so let's trust him."
So the result of believing it was that Xiao Tang fell ill.Originally on the way to learn the scriptures, the small body has been exercised well, but the person who has not been sick for a long time suddenly fell ill.The illness came and fell like a mountain. At the beginning, it was the symptoms of a cold. Later, his body temperature fluctuated from hot to cold, and he always sweated at night.No matter what kind of food was fed to him, it didn't take long before he fell asleep again.
We can't take such a weak Tang Seng on the road. In the cold winter and the twelfth lunar month, we lived in this deep mountain.Brother Hou and Drifting built a small wooden house on the spot, and even got me a separate room to avoid inconvenience.In this way, we concentrate on serving Tang Seng, and we are not in a hurry.
After more than half a month like this, Tang Seng's condition came and went again and again, and there was no improvement after taking Zixia's medicine.
At night, he broke out in a cold sweat again, Xiao Bailong carefully changed his clothes, and then covered him with a thick quilt.I carried a basin of clothes and put them aside, planning to wash them by the river tomorrow.
"Xinyu, listen, what is Master talking about?" Xiao Bailong waved at me.
I walked over quickly and lightly, bent slightly, and suddenly, my wrist was grabbed by Tang Seng.Both Xiaobailong and I were startled. Normally, if I teased Tang Seng like this, he would blushed and chant Amitabha.Finding that he just did this behavior in a daze, I settled down and heard what he said.
When I heard this, my face changed, and I looked at Xiao Bailong sadly.
"What did Master say?"
"Let's go out and talk."
I carefully freed my wrist and stuffed Tang Seng's hand back into the quilt.Xiaobailong and I walked out of the house and closed the door. When we turned around, we met the big faces of Monkey Brother, Zhu Bajie, and Drifting Monk.In this way, a group of us sat in the open space and had a bonfire discussion.
"Look, you said you believed in Master, and you became ill like this in a blink of an eye. I think this is lovesickness!" Zhu Bajie said with certainty.
Although I want to refute him, I am a little worried after hearing Tang Seng's nonsense just now.I glanced at Brother Hou with a guilty conscience, and said in a low voice, "Just now, Xiao Tang was talking nonsense, and he only said one word over and over again."
Brother Hou pushed me: "When is it? It's still a secret, tell me!"
I sighed, imitating Tang Seng's weak tone, with vain eyes and dilated nostrils, I recited affectionately: "Your Majesty~Your Majesty~Your Majesty~"
Then I was ripped off by Monkey Brother, saying that reading it once is enough.I rubbed my ears and hid next to the Drifting Monk, and the little white dragon walked a few steps away from me in fear.
Zhu Bajie sighed and sighed: "Look, when you are sick, you talk nonsense and call yourself the Queen. I'm going to be moved, Brother Monkey, otherwise we should send Master back. Maybe he will recover from his illness!"
Drifting: "Maybe Master is reading His Majesty the Wuji Kingdom."
Zhu Bajie was choked by the little fish, and cursed: "Fart!"
Sand Monk: "Then let's treat it as the Queen of Nian. We send Master back, and when he recovers, we can learn scriptures. Then, when Master gets sick again, we send him back again?"
Zhu Bajie: "...crazy!"
Drifting: "Emotion is an account that can't be counted."
Zhu Bajie: "Could it be that Master has been demanded by the queen, so he can't get sick?"
Little Bailong held his chin, his narrow and clear eyes flickered, muttering: "Emotions are really troublesome, so women are so scary."
I let out a long sigh: "Aren't men scary, alas."
After finishing speaking, I broke the peanut shells, picked out the peanuts and ate them.
Brother Hou frowned, seemed to be thinking, shook his head and said, "No, I see something strange. Master was sick at the beginning, and he got better after taking medicine, but he lingered on the sick bed for a long time and talked nonsense, which is more like Dazed."
Zhu Bajie sneered: "Brother Hou, have you beaten too many monsters, how can there be so many monsters who want to eat Master! Last time, that scorpion spirit still went after the queen."
Zhu Bajie's ears were twisted naturally, Brother Hou is not a hesitant monkey.Immediately stood up, took a few steps forward, and stepped on the ground with great force, startling the birds and beasts resting in the woods.After a burst of noise, a puff of white smoke came out, and the Tudi Gong in a thick padded jacket appeared in front of everyone.
Seeing Brother Monkey, the Lord of the Earth quickly bowed to him: "The Great Sage is called a villain, what orders do you have?"
Brother Hou raised his sleeves, stepped on the stone pile, and asked, as if he was a society collecting protection fees, "I ask you, are there any bewitching spirits in this place!"
The land lord shook his head quickly: "Never, never, the villain is happy for eight hundred miles, not to mention the ghosts, there are not many people cutting wood and hunting."
Brother Hou: "Think about it carefully! Doesn't the big demon have one, and neither does the little one?"
After being asked this question, the land lord thought about it again, and this time he had a clue, and replied respectfully: "Yes, but these are young demons who have just become mature, they are all tree spirits, and they have never harmed anyone."
After asking this, Brother Hou was satisfied, and sneered again and again: "I said, why can't I smell the evil spirit, so I haven't had any meat, I'm afraid these little brats want to take my master to the knife."
I reacted: "Hey, could it be that the tree spirit is responsible for Xiaotang's current situation?"
Monkey Brother: "It's almost ten, Land, quickly take me to find those little brats."
Leaving the juniors behind, Brother Monkey took me and the land lord to find the tree spirit.The cold wind was blowing on the top of the mountain, and the cloud head was pressed down to land here. There were some trees around that I couldn't name, but there was a plum tree that I recognized.Because I always feel that Nezha is like a plum blossom. He looks cold, but he hides a fierceness in his bones.
I probably looked a little apprehensive, but the plum blossom tree actually shook twice, and I laughed, "Little tree demon, you still don't show up? Be honest while I'm still talking to you. If it were my monkey brother, I would Not anymore."
However, my soft-hearted policy didn't work, and the plum tree still ignored me.At the same time, Brother Hou took a look with sharp eyes, and found that these trees were all fine.
I persuaded again: "Let me tell you, the one next to me is the Monkey King who made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago. With the Dinghaishen needle in his hand, he beats gods and monsters. It is very painful, not to mention you little elves who are not good enough. It must be smashed with a stick!"
"Hehe, don't talk about it, ugly girl. I think these guys just like to eat sticks!"
The golden cudgel was slapped out of the ear, and the stick fixed the mountain, and in an instant, the earth shook and the mountain shook.The group of tree demons groaned, appeared in fear, knelt down in front of us, and kowtowed to admit their mistakes.
That plum blossom tree was a little fat man, and he was sweating profusely at this moment to beg for forgiveness.
Before Brother Monkey scolded me, I first squatted in front of the little demons and asked, "Xiao Tang's illness is your fault?"
Although the little fat man is small, he is eloquent and speaks out all the words like a bean.
"Not all! Grandpa and grandma, please forgive me, we have never harmed anyone. I just heard a sparrow spirit passing by say that a monk from the east could cure all diseases and live forever if he ate his meat! That's why he has no eyes and is dying on the head of Grandpa Dasheng."
"Then what method are you playing?" I nodded after listening, and asked again.
"Seeing that he was already sick, we resorted to tricks. We cast a spell and trapped him in a dream. He had the same dream over and over again, and whoever he thought would appear in his mind. After tossing back and forth like this, his spirit should have collapsed." .. Then, while you were not paying attention, we stole him again and shared the food. Hey, grandpa and grandma don’t want to beat us, we are just greedy for a while, and we will never do it again in the future!”
Seeing Brother Hou raise the golden cudgel, the little fat man was so frightened that he kowtowed again and again, almost leaving an afterimage.
The stick held a flower in his hand and became the size of an embroidery needle again. Brother Hou stuffed it back into his ears and snorted, "Forgive me this time, but don't undo the spell!"
Tang Seng is too unlucky, he just came out of the country of daughters, and his mind is uncertain.He actually encountered this difficulty, and the addition of the dilemma was like a saw in his heart back and forth.
After solving this matter, thanks to the land lord, brother monkey took me back.I hurried to check on Tang Seng's situation. After the black magic was undone, the eyebrows he frowned when he fell asleep relaxed.
A few days later, Tang Seng was completely awake, and this winter was coming to an end.
In the bright sunshine, the refreshed handsome bald man opened the door and walked out, stretching his body and doing exercises.We who were roasting sweet potatoes outside were dumbfounded when we saw it.
"Master!"
"Little Tang!"
A little excited, we rushed over and got a bear hug. Even Brother Monkey came over and hugged him. Facing our enthusiasm, Tang Seng almost scared him back to bed.After all, he was disgusted when he wanted to hug Brother Monkey before.
Tang Seng looked at us and smiled shyly, his eyes were clear and gentle.
"Sorry, I'm tired of taking care of you these days."
We collectively shook our heads: "Where is that! It should be!"
"Actually, when I left Daughter Country, I... still thought about Her Majesty the Queen."
We looked at each other, not daring to say anything.
"I dreamed about her again last night."
We gasped.
"She said goodbye to me."
We were as quiet as chickens, waiting for his next words, but he took the initiative to hug everyone again and said softly.
"It's all right, I'm back."
The author has something to say: Xiao Bailong: Falling in love is terrible!
Brother Monkey: That's right, Bajie is crazy, Bajie is crazy, ugly girl is crazy, ugly girl is crazy, master is crazy.
Little White Dragon: ...Brother!Shall we do the same!
Brother Monkey: Don't be afraid, get to know me alone!
Occasionally seeing a woman who looked a little like the queen on the road, he was taken aback for a moment, then quickly turned his eyes away, and ran slowly on the little donkey.
I was rejected by Nezha at that time, which is almost similar to Tang Seng's situation. In short, the atmosphere in the team was very strange.
That night, while Tang Seng was asleep, a few of us had a discussion around the bonfire.Melon seeds and fruits must be indispensable when chatting. I took out all the pastries in the bag, and Zhu Bajie secretly took out a pack of salted and roasted small dried fish with his back turned to everyone.
Brother Hou hooked his hands at the idiot, Zhu Bajie really wanted to protect his private collection of snacks, but after weighing the strength of the two sides, he still pouted and handed it in.
"You idiot hid a lot of good things to eat along the way, and you didn't know how to share them with everyone." He put the dried fish in the middle for everyone to eat, and Brother Hou even flicked Zhu Bajie's fat ears.
"I have a big appetite. Every time Master is here, I can't eat meat. It's so uncomfortable. Just this little thing stuck between my teeth, I'll search it for you!"
"Then do you want me to pay all your private money?"
"Good monkey brother, I was wrong, I will definitely take out the delicious food and share it with my juniors and Xinyu!"
Zhu Bajie, who sat down obediently in an instant, stopped yelling at Xiaoyu, and immediately changed the subject, saying: "I think Master is in a difficult relationship! Maybe as he walked, he figured it out again and wanted to go back and marry that queen!"
Drifting looked at the fire, adding some dry firewood from time to time, drooping his eyebrows, and retorted: "There is no arrow to turn back when you shoot the bow. Since Master is on the road, he will not go back."
Xiao Bailong tactfully added: "A good horse never turns back."
I chewed on the peanuts and laughed loudly: "That's not the right description."
"No matter what, if the master wants to turn back, we will send him back. If he doesn't turn back, we will just focus on going west to learn scriptures. It's not a difficult task, it's no big deal." Brother Hou smiled, showing a very open-mindedness.
Drifting: "Eldest brother is worthy of being the one who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, that is society."
Zhu Bajie was dissatisfied: "That's so troublesome! They come and go, just play!"
I agree with Brother Hou, everything is based on Tang Seng’s wish, we are not Buddha, not Emperor Tang, we will not force him to learn scriptures, as long as he is happy.But unlike us monsters, Tang Seng has the common people in his heart. If he was more selfish, he would not have these troubles.
"This difficulty is Xiaotang's own, so let's trust him."
So the result of believing it was that Xiao Tang fell ill.Originally on the way to learn the scriptures, the small body has been exercised well, but the person who has not been sick for a long time suddenly fell ill.The illness came and fell like a mountain. At the beginning, it was the symptoms of a cold. Later, his body temperature fluctuated from hot to cold, and he always sweated at night.No matter what kind of food was fed to him, it didn't take long before he fell asleep again.
We can't take such a weak Tang Seng on the road. In the cold winter and the twelfth lunar month, we lived in this deep mountain.Brother Hou and Drifting built a small wooden house on the spot, and even got me a separate room to avoid inconvenience.In this way, we concentrate on serving Tang Seng, and we are not in a hurry.
After more than half a month like this, Tang Seng's condition came and went again and again, and there was no improvement after taking Zixia's medicine.
At night, he broke out in a cold sweat again, Xiao Bailong carefully changed his clothes, and then covered him with a thick quilt.I carried a basin of clothes and put them aside, planning to wash them by the river tomorrow.
"Xinyu, listen, what is Master talking about?" Xiao Bailong waved at me.
I walked over quickly and lightly, bent slightly, and suddenly, my wrist was grabbed by Tang Seng.Both Xiaobailong and I were startled. Normally, if I teased Tang Seng like this, he would blushed and chant Amitabha.Finding that he just did this behavior in a daze, I settled down and heard what he said.
When I heard this, my face changed, and I looked at Xiao Bailong sadly.
"What did Master say?"
"Let's go out and talk."
I carefully freed my wrist and stuffed Tang Seng's hand back into the quilt.Xiaobailong and I walked out of the house and closed the door. When we turned around, we met the big faces of Monkey Brother, Zhu Bajie, and Drifting Monk.In this way, a group of us sat in the open space and had a bonfire discussion.
"Look, you said you believed in Master, and you became ill like this in a blink of an eye. I think this is lovesickness!" Zhu Bajie said with certainty.
Although I want to refute him, I am a little worried after hearing Tang Seng's nonsense just now.I glanced at Brother Hou with a guilty conscience, and said in a low voice, "Just now, Xiao Tang was talking nonsense, and he only said one word over and over again."
Brother Hou pushed me: "When is it? It's still a secret, tell me!"
I sighed, imitating Tang Seng's weak tone, with vain eyes and dilated nostrils, I recited affectionately: "Your Majesty~Your Majesty~Your Majesty~"
Then I was ripped off by Monkey Brother, saying that reading it once is enough.I rubbed my ears and hid next to the Drifting Monk, and the little white dragon walked a few steps away from me in fear.
Zhu Bajie sighed and sighed: "Look, when you are sick, you talk nonsense and call yourself the Queen. I'm going to be moved, Brother Monkey, otherwise we should send Master back. Maybe he will recover from his illness!"
Drifting: "Maybe Master is reading His Majesty the Wuji Kingdom."
Zhu Bajie was choked by the little fish, and cursed: "Fart!"
Sand Monk: "Then let's treat it as the Queen of Nian. We send Master back, and when he recovers, we can learn scriptures. Then, when Master gets sick again, we send him back again?"
Zhu Bajie: "...crazy!"
Drifting: "Emotion is an account that can't be counted."
Zhu Bajie: "Could it be that Master has been demanded by the queen, so he can't get sick?"
Little Bailong held his chin, his narrow and clear eyes flickered, muttering: "Emotions are really troublesome, so women are so scary."
I let out a long sigh: "Aren't men scary, alas."
After finishing speaking, I broke the peanut shells, picked out the peanuts and ate them.
Brother Hou frowned, seemed to be thinking, shook his head and said, "No, I see something strange. Master was sick at the beginning, and he got better after taking medicine, but he lingered on the sick bed for a long time and talked nonsense, which is more like Dazed."
Zhu Bajie sneered: "Brother Hou, have you beaten too many monsters, how can there be so many monsters who want to eat Master! Last time, that scorpion spirit still went after the queen."
Zhu Bajie's ears were twisted naturally, Brother Hou is not a hesitant monkey.Immediately stood up, took a few steps forward, and stepped on the ground with great force, startling the birds and beasts resting in the woods.After a burst of noise, a puff of white smoke came out, and the Tudi Gong in a thick padded jacket appeared in front of everyone.
Seeing Brother Monkey, the Lord of the Earth quickly bowed to him: "The Great Sage is called a villain, what orders do you have?"
Brother Hou raised his sleeves, stepped on the stone pile, and asked, as if he was a society collecting protection fees, "I ask you, are there any bewitching spirits in this place!"
The land lord shook his head quickly: "Never, never, the villain is happy for eight hundred miles, not to mention the ghosts, there are not many people cutting wood and hunting."
Brother Hou: "Think about it carefully! Doesn't the big demon have one, and neither does the little one?"
After being asked this question, the land lord thought about it again, and this time he had a clue, and replied respectfully: "Yes, but these are young demons who have just become mature, they are all tree spirits, and they have never harmed anyone."
After asking this, Brother Hou was satisfied, and sneered again and again: "I said, why can't I smell the evil spirit, so I haven't had any meat, I'm afraid these little brats want to take my master to the knife."
I reacted: "Hey, could it be that the tree spirit is responsible for Xiaotang's current situation?"
Monkey Brother: "It's almost ten, Land, quickly take me to find those little brats."
Leaving the juniors behind, Brother Monkey took me and the land lord to find the tree spirit.The cold wind was blowing on the top of the mountain, and the cloud head was pressed down to land here. There were some trees around that I couldn't name, but there was a plum tree that I recognized.Because I always feel that Nezha is like a plum blossom. He looks cold, but he hides a fierceness in his bones.
I probably looked a little apprehensive, but the plum blossom tree actually shook twice, and I laughed, "Little tree demon, you still don't show up? Be honest while I'm still talking to you. If it were my monkey brother, I would Not anymore."
However, my soft-hearted policy didn't work, and the plum tree still ignored me.At the same time, Brother Hou took a look with sharp eyes, and found that these trees were all fine.
I persuaded again: "Let me tell you, the one next to me is the Monkey King who made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago. With the Dinghaishen needle in his hand, he beats gods and monsters. It is very painful, not to mention you little elves who are not good enough. It must be smashed with a stick!"
"Hehe, don't talk about it, ugly girl. I think these guys just like to eat sticks!"
The golden cudgel was slapped out of the ear, and the stick fixed the mountain, and in an instant, the earth shook and the mountain shook.The group of tree demons groaned, appeared in fear, knelt down in front of us, and kowtowed to admit their mistakes.
That plum blossom tree was a little fat man, and he was sweating profusely at this moment to beg for forgiveness.
Before Brother Monkey scolded me, I first squatted in front of the little demons and asked, "Xiao Tang's illness is your fault?"
Although the little fat man is small, he is eloquent and speaks out all the words like a bean.
"Not all! Grandpa and grandma, please forgive me, we have never harmed anyone. I just heard a sparrow spirit passing by say that a monk from the east could cure all diseases and live forever if he ate his meat! That's why he has no eyes and is dying on the head of Grandpa Dasheng."
"Then what method are you playing?" I nodded after listening, and asked again.
"Seeing that he was already sick, we resorted to tricks. We cast a spell and trapped him in a dream. He had the same dream over and over again, and whoever he thought would appear in his mind. After tossing back and forth like this, his spirit should have collapsed." .. Then, while you were not paying attention, we stole him again and shared the food. Hey, grandpa and grandma don’t want to beat us, we are just greedy for a while, and we will never do it again in the future!”
Seeing Brother Hou raise the golden cudgel, the little fat man was so frightened that he kowtowed again and again, almost leaving an afterimage.
The stick held a flower in his hand and became the size of an embroidery needle again. Brother Hou stuffed it back into his ears and snorted, "Forgive me this time, but don't undo the spell!"
Tang Seng is too unlucky, he just came out of the country of daughters, and his mind is uncertain.He actually encountered this difficulty, and the addition of the dilemma was like a saw in his heart back and forth.
After solving this matter, thanks to the land lord, brother monkey took me back.I hurried to check on Tang Seng's situation. After the black magic was undone, the eyebrows he frowned when he fell asleep relaxed.
A few days later, Tang Seng was completely awake, and this winter was coming to an end.
In the bright sunshine, the refreshed handsome bald man opened the door and walked out, stretching his body and doing exercises.We who were roasting sweet potatoes outside were dumbfounded when we saw it.
"Master!"
"Little Tang!"
A little excited, we rushed over and got a bear hug. Even Brother Monkey came over and hugged him. Facing our enthusiasm, Tang Seng almost scared him back to bed.After all, he was disgusted when he wanted to hug Brother Monkey before.
Tang Seng looked at us and smiled shyly, his eyes were clear and gentle.
"Sorry, I'm tired of taking care of you these days."
We collectively shook our heads: "Where is that! It should be!"
"Actually, when I left Daughter Country, I... still thought about Her Majesty the Queen."
We looked at each other, not daring to say anything.
"I dreamed about her again last night."
We gasped.
"She said goodbye to me."
We were as quiet as chickens, waiting for his next words, but he took the initiative to hug everyone again and said softly.
"It's all right, I'm back."
The author has something to say: Xiao Bailong: Falling in love is terrible!
Brother Monkey: That's right, Bajie is crazy, Bajie is crazy, ugly girl is crazy, ugly girl is crazy, master is crazy.
Little White Dragon: ...Brother!Shall we do the same!
Brother Monkey: Don't be afraid, get to know me alone!
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