[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

"Why are you two together!"

"Where did the child come from?"

Honghaier and I bumped into each other with surprised voices, and we both stared at each other with wide eyes.I was originally waiting for Liu Er, but I never expected to wait for these two people, especially Nezha!And when one of them comes, it's okay, it's going to rain red when they appear in the same frame!

The little baby in his arms no longer had the wrinkled appearance when he was just born, but now he was pink and chubby.She also opened her eyes wide, pinching a strand of my hair with one hand, and propping her hand on my chest with the other, trying to twist her neck to see the little brothers on the opposite side.

Nezha seemed much calmer than Honghaier, and answered my question honestly.Seeing that Nezha replied to me, Hong Haier also hurriedly told me about his situation.

Generally speaking, Nezha was entrusted by Brother Hou to help find me.As for Honghaier, it's more complicated. When he and Zhu Bajie arrived at the Flame Mountain, the entire army was wiped out.The two of them immediately went to the Landlord to inquire about the details, and when they learned that everyone was being fanned away by the jade-faced fox with a plantain fan, Hong Haier was furious.Originally wanted to find us immediately, but was stopped by the iron fan and the jade-faced fox on the way, and the Bull Demon King came later, and the family staged a Shura field by themselves.

Hong Haier couldn't just leave the house and leave, but Zhu Bajie was forcibly detained.There was a delay at this time, after the mess at home was dealt with, Honghaier and Zhu Bajie split into two groups.One went to look for Brother Hou, and the other went straight to the South China Sea to ask Guanyin about my whereabouts.So, when I ran to the daughter's country at this moment, I met Nezha, and the two came together.

I sighed: "The relationship between you two has improved."

Red Boy waved his hand: "Not really."

Nezha: "It's okay."

Honghaier: "Where did it come from? It's okay, stinky lotus root slices. Xinyu, are you hurt?"

I shook my head: "It's much better, don't worry."

Nezha: "Really?"

I nodded again: "Why are you mother-in-law up, it's all right. Do you want to take care of me if you have something to do?"

Oops, that's what I'm used to saying, I'm afraid I'm going to be knocked on the head by the Qiankun circle.

I hurriedly made amends: "I'm talking nonsense, don't worry about it."

Nezha: "Well, I can take care of it."

Me: "..." I just made a slip of the tongue, don't fan the flames!

Unavoidably feeling a little emotionally up and down, I unconsciously took a step closer to Nezha with the child in my arms.Suddenly, Honghaier stepped forward to block Nezha. He raised his chin: "The prince has so many things to do every day, how can he take care of others. If you are not feeling well, Xinyu, I can take care of you."

If Hong Haier was a child, I would still touch his head to praise his behavior of respecting the old and caring for the young.But now I don't dare to touch my head to kill at all, so I can only keep smiling.

"I can take care of her. When she turns into a fish, she is kept in my lotus pond."

I thought this stalk of taking care of him could be over, but I didn't expect Nezha to refute Hong Boy's teasing words in a serious manner.I looked at him in surprise, Honghaier is so keen, he immediately grasped the key words in the words.

"Fish?" Hong Haier turned to look at me, frowned, and said angrily, "Okay! I said why you don't want to be raised in Putuo Mountain, so you want to go to his lotus pond!"

Ugh?

Facing Honghaier's sudden anger, I was a little confused, but after thinking about it carefully, I could understand why he was angry.At that time, I was poisoned and turned into a fish. I could have been kept by his side, but after going around for a while, I went to Nezha's side again.What can I do!I am also very wronged!And now is the time to turn over old accounts!

Wait, there was nothing wrong with me!I am innocent!

"No, red boy, listen to me, I didn't intend to go to Nezha's place."

"Don't listen to the explanation! I know what you are thinking! You have been rejected, but you still have to rely on him!"

"Shhhhhhhhhhh! It'll make a fuss about the kids!"

This guy has a big temper, I have seen it before.As soon as he raised his voice, the little milk bag in my arms fell to my chest, as if he was frightened.Seeing my embarrassment, Ne Zha dragged Hong Haier back a few steps, and the other party pushed his hand away irritably.

Nezha: "You scared her and the child."

Hong Haier glanced at me, barely restraining his temper.I guarded the baby and began to educate him: "I'm not talking about you. You have been practicing with Bodhisattva for a long time. When you get angry, you will reveal your true colors and show your demon king's temper."

"You're the one who is mad at me, I wouldn't even bother raising my eyelids if it were someone else!"

"Yes, yes, it's my fault. I shouldn't have gone to the lotus pond, okay? But Nezha and I are both innocent, so it's a coincidence. Brother Hou sent me to an old acquaintance because he was afraid that you would be dishonest." I kept it, but the old acquaintance misunderstood me and put me in the lotus pond. That's why there was a scene where Nezha took care of me."

After I explained it in such a low voice, Honghaier's complexion became better again, like the sun after the rain, and his smile was shining brightly.

This guy's face-changing trick must have been learned from Iron Fan!

The red boy asked me with burning eyes: "By the way, you haven't answered my question yet, where did you come from?"

This really hit the point. Thinking about what I said to Liu Er before, I naturally wouldn't tell the truth.I took a quick look at Nezha, who also seemed a little curious.

I sighed softly and said, "Let me solemnly introduce, this is my daughter who just gave birth a few days ago, and I haven't named her yet."

"Stupid Stone Demon! I brought this evil obstacle here!"

As soon as I finished my answer, before I had time to see the expressions of these two people, six ears sounded outside the room.I knew from the tone of his voice that he didn't suffer at all. I walked quickly through Honghaier and Nezha with the child in my arms, and I saw Liu Er with a face full of anger, and lying at his feet was a unconscious, big belly with a bruised nose and a swollen face. Such a man can't see his facial features at all, okay?

Damn, is this Ruyi True Immortal?God!Such a handsome and handsome boy has become a mantou monster!

Of course Nezha and Honghaier came out with me, they looked at Liu Er at the same time: "Monkey King?"

Liu Er didn't expect two more people to come out of the room at all, and was stunned at the moment, the expression on his face was stunned for a moment.When he heard the three words Sun Wukong, Liu Er didn't make a sound for a while, but looked at me.

Honghaier glanced at Liu Er, and then looked at the child in my arms.His brows were pressed down, and he became more and more troubled as he watched. He looked at me incredulously, flames rose from the depths of his red pupils, and the flame marks on his arms were about to burn.

"This child belongs to you and Monkey King!?"

I originally wanted to make up words that I had thought up a long time ago, but when Hongbai made a fuss, I was so shocked that I forgot all the explanations: "???"

"You cunning and shameless monkey! I will use you as a monkey brain today! It turns out that you forbid me to approach Xinyu because you have a ghost in your heart!"

Hong Haier was so angry that he transformed into a sharp spear and killed him. Liu Er confronted him in a dazed manner, but the aggressive two immediately fought vigorously.I wanted to cast a spell to stop it, but Nezha pulled me back.

I was anxious: "No, Nezha, stop them!"

Nezha: "This is not the child of you and Monkey King. If he finds you, why bother asking me to help you?"

Me: "That's right! It's not Brother Monkey's!"

Nezha: "It must be the six-eared macaque who fought with the red boy."

Me: "Great, you didn't admit your mistake like Hong Haier did. This is indeed Liu Er! How do you know?"

Nezha: "There are records in ancient books."

Me: "Students are different."

Nezha: "But your daughter looks like him, why?"

My face twitched: "What are you thinking?"

Nezha: "Thinking about you."

I:"……"

You have to be responsible for talking nonsense, don't flirt!

I was speechless by what he said, Nezha looked at me calmly, well, this big brother was wrong too.One suspects that my daughter was born with Monkey Brother, and the other suspects that it is my daughter born with a six-eared macaque.In short, this pot is all my fault, right?It's not 01:30 when I'm tired. I decided to explain it carefully and cleverly cover up the relationship between Liu Er and the child.

"Please persuade them first, let me explain together."

"it is good."

Nezha is a man of action, Teng Yun chases after him, throws the Qiankun circle out and locks Honghaier's fire-pointed gun, and Huntian Ling also flexibly sticks out, engulfing the six-eared XIXIN iron soldier.

Red Boy: "Get out of the way! If you are not angry, I will be angry!"

Nezha: "What's the use of being angry, listen to what she has to say."

Red Boy: "..."

Liu Er: "Good son, do you want to beat me?"

Nezha: "Tease the war, and speak clearly."

Liu Er: "Which onion are you!"

Honghaier: "Exactly! Isn't it just because Xinyu is interested in you!"

Nezha: "..."

Can these people get better?

I sat down on the steps with my baby in my arms, and a lotus root with a bull and a monkey stood still in front of me.I first glanced at Liu Er and received my gaze, he seemed to understand what I meant, and then I spoke nonsense with confidence.

"Red Boy, this is not Brother Hou, but a six-eared macaque. He looks exactly the same as Brother Monkey. If you don't believe me, you can ask Nezha. And this child, this is not born between me and Monkey, nor is it born between me and Liu Er You know that this is the country of daughters, and you know the legend. The spring water formed by the Zimu River can make people pregnant if you drink it. I was fanned by the jade-faced fox and fell into this spring water. Six ears are taking care of me."

"Nonsense! There is an antidote to the spring water of the Zimu River! My uncle guards the Luotai Spring!" Hong Haier retorted angrily.

Regarding Honghaier's accusation, I didn't panic at all, and said smoothly, "I also said that it is your uncle Ruyi Zhenxian. He mistook Liu Er for Brother Monkey and wanted to take revenge on us. He got the news and thought that me and Hou My brother teamed up to bully you. So he wanted to vent his anger on you, so he gave me birth water instead of birth spring water. I don’t know what happened to the spring water, but after only five days, I gave birth to the baby. "

After my explanation, the expressions of the two uncles became indescribable in a tacit understanding.

"My daughter is actually very similar to me, with big eyes, white skin and small red lips, isn't it because her eyes are golden? Do you understand mutation? The dragon gave birth to nine sons, and Xiaobailong's aunt can prove it!" Picking up the little cutie to show off, I tried to get away with it.

Honghai'er and Nezha still didn't speak, and Liu Er probably couldn't bear to look directly at them.

I can only use my trump card.

I let out a long sigh, and said quietly: "It's too late for you two to come to me now, wouldn't it be a few days earlier? Now that the child is born, we must not lose it. When I was so uncomfortable, neither of you Come on, fortunately there are still six ears, otherwise you will die twice. Now you two came to me to ask my teacher for your crimes, why?"

That's right, I started to sell badly, I really should get a Best Actress Award.

"Xinyu, don't be angry. It's my fault. I shouldn't have been entangled with my family for so long. I should have come to find you earlier. It's all my fault." Li is still holding the baby, he must lie on my lap and shake me.

"It's my fault, I'm late."

What is the auspicious day today, even the silly straight iceberg Nezha apologized to me!

It doesn't matter, anyway, they have given up the idea of ​​asking, even if I have achieved my goal.I proudly shot Liu Er a look, his face twitched, not wanting to talk to me very much.

"Little Red?"

Just when the atmosphere began to ease, the steamed bun monster, Ruyi Zhenxian, who woke up slowly, let out a trembling voice.As the third witness who knew who the child was born to, Liu Er certainly wouldn't let him speak indiscriminately, and just passed by with a kind smile.

Hong Haier was taken aback: "I seem to hear my uncle calling me? Is the mantou strange uncle?"

With my heart in mind, I put the little guy with clenched fists in my arms into Hong Boy's hands. He took a step back in fright, and I immediately shouted: "Don't back down! Hold on tight."

Hong Haier seemed to have picked up a hot potato, and now he didn't have time to think about his uncle, so he begged me for mercy: "Good Xinyu, why don't you let Nezha hold it! I've never held this thing before! "

"You were so cute when you were still this thing, that's how I took care of you. Now you are an older brother, and you have to set an example for your younger sister!"

"Who is your son!" Hong Haier retorted angrily, but he immediately smiled strangely, and held the child firmly under my guidance. Since the little guy was born to you, she is my daughter!"

"Screw you! I'm a child!" I twisted his arm, and I glanced at Nezha's expression again.Actually, I didn't expect him to express anything. Of course, even if there is any expression, it is for the sake of friends.

Hong Hai'er hugged the baby, and suddenly forgot about True Immortal Ruyi.By the time he reacted, Liu Er had already dealt with it.

The beautiful boy with a bruised nose and a swollen face walked up to us with a big belly. The red boy saw his uncle in such a bad state, so he wanted to trouble Liu Er.But when he thought of the reason, he gave up resentfully.When Liu Er went to find trouble with True Immortal Ruyi, the other party had already hid, but Liu Er asked the God of Earth and Mountain to give a lecture, and it was only a matter of time before he was found out.

After finding True Immortal Ruyi, Liu Er beat him up violently, and poured his mouth full of mother-child river water and birth water.That's why True Immortal Ruyi looked like she was about to give birth, and Liu Er really had a strong desire for revenge.

Hong Hai'er definitely couldn't let his uncle suffer this kind of punishment, so he still begged me to ask my lord to forgive his uncle a lot.

I was a little embarrassed, after all, it was Liu Er who was really suffering.I secretly looked at him, he put his hands on his chest, and nodded, which means he agreed to forgive?

Now that I got his permission, I nodded too. Whenever Honghaier is happy, he will go to help True Immortal Ruyi get the water from the fetal birth spring.He was about to leave with the baby in his arms, but Liu Er and I hurriedly stopped him.

"Oh, I almost took my daughter with me, Xinyu, take good care of the child." The red boy who played a lot changed hands and put the child back into my arms. Depressed.

What's the matter with this embarrassing situation where a random action can trigger the Shura field!

I hugged the little guy back, trying to give Liu Er a smooth hair, but he ignored me and went to get irritable.Well, at any rate, I am also a mother who just gave birth a few days ago, so it's normal to have good and bad attitudes.True Immortal Ruyi silently reduced her sense of existence, fearing that she would be beaten up by monkeys again, so she behaved cleverly at this moment.

Nezha and I were left watching without embarrassment.

This atmosphere is a bit scary!In the eyes of the former male god, I am already an unmarried mother!This self-produced and self-marketed is a bit powerful.Forget it, I'm going to take the friendship route, why should I care about my image in his eyes.Let's find a topic, make up my mind, and I asked Nezha next to me.

"Since Brother Monkey asked you to find me, is he all right?"

"He's fine. He was fanned to Chang'an City together with Xiao Bailong. Xiao Bailong was seriously injured and he had to take care of him. That's why he asked me for help."

I nodded, it turned out that Brother Monkey and Xiao Bailong were together, Zhu Bajie went to find Brother Monkey again, and Tang Seng and Drifting Monk were the only ones whose whereabouts were not known.

"Sun Wukong said, if he finds you, don't worry about him."

"Well, I know Brother Monkey will find everyone back immediately, I believe him!"

I replied without doubt, with a determined smile.

"Uh, thank you for coming to me. I feel a little sorry for causing you trouble all the time."

"..."

"Nezha?"

"I'm here."

"Do you want to hug her?"

"Can I."

Boy, is it harder for you to hold a baby girl than to fight a war?I patiently taught him how to hold him, and waited until the posture was correct before putting the baby in his arms.The little fellow, who was not afraid of life at all, grabbed the Qiankun ring around his neck and opened his mouth to bite. Nezha was stunned, and raised his hand to lift her away.

"You can't bite."

"Pfft ha ha ha, she still doesn't understand."

"Hey! Nezha, how can you hug my child while I'm not paying attention!"

I was still smiling, and I heard Honghaier's upset voice from afar.Pressing the fiery red cloud, he jumped down and threw the gourd containing the fetal spring water in his hand to Immortal Ruyi, and then walked up to Nezha to take the child away.Nezha didn't even give it, and walked away in a flash.

Honghaier: "You have rejected Xinyu, how dare you hug her daughter! Give it to me!"

Nezha: "You were also rejected."

Red Boy: "...This is different!"

Me: "Forget it, you two should return the child to me."

Seeing these two teenagers seem to be playing in duo, the corners of my mouth twitch wildly.Liu'er watched his daughter being scrambled to hug her, but she couldn't bear it anymore.Really, I clearly said that I would give away the child, but now that the child is popular, the boss is not happy.

When the little girl returned to my arms, Nezha and Honghaier stood beside me, one on the left and one on the right. This posture made me feel uneasy.

I said in a good voice: "I'm sure I'm fine, you two can go back to Heaven and South China Sea."

Red Boy: "Are you chasing me?"

Me: "No, no, nonsense, where would it be?"

Nezha: "I'll go back when Monkey King finds you."

Me: "..." It seems that work has been a bit idle recently.

Now I feel a little pain in my head, and I just want to send them both away, but now a new problem arises, the red boy is starting to volunteer to be the father of the child, do you want to be a model father?

The author has something to say: the correct posture of the Panxia.

Red Boy: Me, Me, Me!

Nezha: Count me in.

Brother Monkey: Everyone back down!

Zixia: I can barely raise it for you.

Me: I can raise it too!Six ears!look!There are so many people helping you!are you happy!

Six ears: ...

Crowd: ? ? ?