[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

When I heard the little demon shouting Nezha's name, Tang Seng and I both lifted our spirits.I knew that he might be called by Brother Hou, and I was looking forward to it, and I was entangled in it, and my mood was like a mountain road with eighteen bends.

Qingniu Jing gave me a meaningful look, "Hehe, I'm going to compete with him now, little beauty, look after me!"

Me: "You want to take me to the front row to watch?"

Qingniujing: "That's no need, anyway, your little lover's magic weapon can't be kept!"

I:"……"

When the bull left, Tang Seng happily whispered: "Xinyu, we are saved!"

I imitated Drifting's society, drooped my head, and said quietly: "When the two monkey brothers are both deflated, I am afraid that Nezha will not be able to step down."

Tang Seng: "Don't be like Drifting Monk. Even if you are broken in love, don't even think about seeing him make a fool of himself. Anyway, he is here to save us."

I rolled my eyes: "Oh, I was wrong."

Sure enough, when the Green Oxen came back swaggeringly, he had a bunch of weapons in his hands, like a Christmas tree full of presents, all of which were Nezha's weapons.After Huntian Ling left Nezha, she became dull, no different from ordinary red silk.

Originally, the tour group's weapons and the six-eared silver stick were confiscated, but now that Nezha's magic weapon is brought over, it can almost open the arsenal.Circles, forks, swords, swords, whips, bad, I really want to see Nezha's deflated expression now!

"Xinyu, what are you excited about?" Sensing my excitement, Tang Seng asked suspiciously.

"Hey, I want to see what the guy who is a magic weapon master looks like without a weapon. Ice Mountain's face is even more stinky!"

"Amitabha, it's not good for you, it's not good."

The Qingniu spirit, who was very happy to get these artifacts, summoned all the little monsters and let them play with them casually, taking whichever one they liked.I saw a bunch of little demons rushing towards Nezha's weapon, Qiankun Circle was scrambled by several demons, Fenghuo Wheel turned into bare wheels and rolled around, demon-slaying sword was used to split stones, bind demons The rope is used as a skipping rope, and even Hun Tianling has a little wife who wants to use it as a shawl, pulling it non-stop.

If he knew that his magic weapon had been tossed like this, maybe someone would die of heartache.

I looked at it for a while, frowned, and shouted: "Don't grab it, Qiankun circle is not like that."

Xiao Yao: "Madam, tell me, how do you play?"

I motioned to Qingniu Jing to untie me, maybe he was more happy, he came over and untied me, and then continued to tie Tang Seng.I took the Qiankun ring and put it on my body. To be honest, it was the first time I touched Nezha's weapon like this, but there was something I wanted to do for a long time.

I flicked the Qiankun hoop and spun it around my waist like a hula hoop, and all the little demons watching widened their eyes.

"Look, ladies and gentlemen, Qiankun Circle is actually more fun than Huntian Ling. It can also digest food and lose weight after meals, and the little flesh on the stomach can be easily thrown away. The effect of the magic weapon is double."

The little wives were really attracted to me when they saw how well I played, so they threw away the tearing Huntian Ling and came over to play Qiankun circle.I gave them the initiative in the circle, and told them not to grab or squeeze, and just make a hundred circles by one person.

I walked over and picked up the Huntian Ling on the ground, folded it properly and placed it next to the golden cudgel.

Qingniujing walked up to me with a glass of wine, and said nicely, "Little beauty, come and have a drink."

I glanced at the wine, I wanted to drink to my heart's content and relieve my worries, but now is not the time to get drunk.I shook my head and refused, but Qingniu Jing wanted to persuade him, a group of wives over there rushed over and surrounded him, he hugged him left and right, kissed one side and bit the other side.

Hey, it's a pity that he is too carefree, and he has a really good temper with his wives.

"Idiot, you sigh a ghost."

"Heh, an uncertain stone demon."

"I'm almost a nympho, aren't you! Have you changed your taste?"

"It's really amazing that a guy like you can live for so long. Monkey King has been leading you, there must be something wrong with his brain."

There were different scolding voices coming from the left and right ears respectively, the voices were still so similar, but the intonation was different.I hurriedly took a look, and found a gecko standing on each shoulder. My face twitched. When did Brother Hou and Liu Er reach a united front?

I finally understood Zhu Bajie's mind. The last time he was able to distinguish Liu Er, he was scolded by two monkeys, which was really sour.

I lowered my voice: "Brother Hou, why are you playing with Liu Er?"

Brother Hou said irritably: "Don't mention it, I met this monster when I came up to explore the road, and was almost pushed to the South China Sea by a corner. Liu Er has been following the team anyway, so why not help out! It's a pity that he is not very useful, The guy was taken too."

Liu Er sneered: "It sounds as if you are useful yourself! Isn't it the guy who was taken, and the group of gods invited are all idiots!"

Monkey Brother: "Fart your grandpa! I was just careless!"

Liu Er: "I'm just careless too!"

Me: "Are you two sure you didn't come here to be funny!"

The two monkeys snorted to each other and began to scout the terrain.Slipped around and returned to my shoulders, discussing how to cooperate with the inside and the outside.One advocated getting into the belly of the green ox essence to make a big fuss at the Wu Zang Temple, and the other advocated stealing the vajra and beating him violently.I think both strategies are good, but the two monkeys actually fought over which strategy to use.

Are you two monkey three years old!

Soon, the weirdness on my side caught the attention of the Qingniu Jing. He found two geckos standing on my shoulders, picked them up and came over: "Okay! That monkey must have changed, he is the best at playing tricks." These tricks!"

Jumping away from my shoulder, Brother Hou and Liu Er appeared separately.

"Good son, grandpa is here!"

"Good son, grandpa is here!"

Seeing that there were two Monkey Kings, Qingniu Jing was stupefied, he gave a bah, picked up Vajra Zhuo and hit them.In an instant, the cave was in chaos.Those weapons were hidden by the little demon, Brother Hou and Liu Er fought with bare hands first.

Then, seeing the right timing, Brother Hou picked up Tang Seng on his back, Liu Er picked me up, and ran towards the entrance of the cave aggressively.

"I want to run away after grabbing rations and Mrs. Ben Wang! Dreaming!"

Qingniu Jing threw the gleaming white Vajra Zhuo over. This big killer had sneaked up on Brother Hou and knocked him out before he was captured by the Heavenly Court. After more than 500 years, it is still so difficult to deal with.

Seeing that Tang Seng who was about to hit King Kong on the back of Brother Monkey, if a mortal was hit, his brains would not burst!At the critical moment, I flew over bravely and kicked King Kong Zhuo.The circle was kicked off track, smashing the nearby mountain wall with a loud bang, flying gravel, and raising smoke and dust.

I broke out in a cold sweat and fell behind. Although I have strong muscles and bones, it is still very sad to be injured by the magic weapon.It was preliminarily determined that the bone of my right foot was broken.King Kong Zhuo flew over again, Liu Er dodged left and right and threw a bunch of little monkeys to disturb him, but he couldn't get away for a while.

And the anxious Qingniujing had led a group of little monsters to chase after him, and I mouthed the name of Taishang Laojun to Brother Hou.After Brother Hou understood what I meant, he gritted his teeth, carried Tang Seng on his back, grabbed the six ears, and slipped away without looking back.

I sat on the pile of rubble with my feet hugged, my painful eyebrows almost knotted.The Green Ox Essence chased after him, first cursed, then took Vajra Zhuo and picked me up from the ground.

"It hurts, let you kick it. I don't even dare to take it hard!"

"Your foot is broken, you should find another girl to marry." I endured the pain and said in a low voice.

"At most, you don't need to press down in the bridal chamber. Pleasure will relieve pain, little beauty."

"..."

Are you sure you didn't hurt yourself?

It was really exciting to spend the night, and there were troubles one after another, and it was almost dawn.After being drugged by the little wives, my feet became mummified, which looked very funny.

I was so tired that I fell asleep in bed like this.

Later, I had a dream, dreaming that Nezha was playing with his Qiankun circle as a hula hoop, and then tied himself up as a gift with Huntian Ling and sent it to me. I excitedly opened the Huntian Ling , Nezha suddenly turned into a dancing green bull spirit.

I woke up with a fright—

Miraculously, the cave was full of fights, killings and noises again, and no one was allowed to sleep!Forget it, don't sleep anymore, the dream just now was a bit scary.

I was lying in the bed, the bed was cut off from the outside with a curtain, and I could hear the sound but couldn't see the outside.Slowly moving my right foot, it still hurts, I grinned and moved towards the edge of the bed.I wanted to stretch out my hand to open the covering curtain, but another hand with strong knuckles reached in first, and opened the curtain.

I looked up in surprise, and Nezha, who had already retrieved the magic weapon, was standing in front of me.

There is a saying called what is it, if you are destined to meet thousands of miles away?No, it's Yuanjia's narrow road!

My heart was pounding, and I was at a loss for a moment, which caused my first reaction was to retreat into the bed.When I was nervous, I touched my right foot, and I screamed in pain, wishing I could saw off my foot.

"You are hurt."

The boy still had the same indifferent expression for thousands of years, but he could hear a little concern.

I want to hide my steamed bun-like right foot, but the goal is too big, how can I hide it.I simply ignored it, lowered my head, and responded eagerly to him.

"I'm fine, it's just a small injury! If you came in, Brother Monkey and the others must have come in too."

"Ah."

"Then let's go out!"

Nezha nodded, and bent over to get close to me, ready to hug me.I'm scared to pee, okay!This looks like a posture for a princess to hug!I scrambled and scrambled to hide away, my heart beating wildly.

"Don't hide." The boy said in a low voice.

"Baibai idiots don't hide! I, I, I can go! Get out of the way! Don't say that I never forget your old love!"

Seeing my fierce opposition, Nezha remained silent.Under his gaze, I got out of bed resolutely, leaned on the stone wall and jumped outside, and then fell into the mud with a wow.

Meow, I lost my face in front of the former male god, my image of an independent strong woman!

Struggling to get up from the ground, my arm was caught, and I turned around and pressed against his chest.

The boy came from behind and hugged me horizontally without saying a word.I didn't break free, my nasal cavity was sore, I stretched out my hand sadly and beat his chest hard a few times, he frowned slightly, but didn't say anything.It's because I always do these behaviors at certain times, that makes me feel affectionate. He hasn't realized it yet, it's too much!

They carried me out of the cave all the way, Brother Hou and the others had already subdued the Green Bull Essence that had changed back to its original form, and King Kong Zhuo was also taken away by the Taishang Laojun.Liu Er snorted when he saw me being carried out, Brother Hou praised him a few words, he looked constipated, and disappeared with his weapon in a complicated face.I believe he just hid in the dark and peeped again.

Of course, Liu Er is in a complicated mood, and I am not at ease either.

"New Jade!"

Little Bailong trotted all the way over, shouting worriedly, but he didn't dare to get too close to me.

I smiled back at him: "Xiaolong, I'm fine!"

Xiao Bailong glanced at Nezha, then at me, doubts about what seemed to be nothing were written all over his face.

It was only then that I remembered that I was still in someone's arms, and I was struggling to think about it. In fact, this feeling is like when a relative gives a red envelope during the Chinese New Year, and I want to accept it but have to refuse it. It is very difficult.

Nezha loosened his arms and put me down firmly.After finishing the work, he still didn't leave, grabbed my hand, and put my gourd hammer, which was shrunk down into an earring, into my palm.My heart moved, and I couldn't bear to miss it, so I pulled my hand back forcefully.

"Thank you."

"I know that fish is you, Monkey King said last night."

Meow meow meow?

I was startled, and immediately looked at Brother Monkey. Brother Monkey, who had received my sharp eye, blew his whistle and looked into the distance silently. The tacit understanding between us is over, good brother.

"So what if it's me, thank you for feeding me, let me say something first, I didn't come over and beg you to feed me!" I said through gritted teeth.

"Okay, then why are you angry?"

"..."

When he asked so bluntly, the team actually dispersed. I said, do you want to save face like this.This is even more embarrassing, okay, so no one can save me?

"I am not angry."

"……"stare.

"I'm not really angry."

"..." Still staring.

"Okay, I'm angry! I'm very angry! Because you can't ask for it, because you only regard me as a friend. If you think this way, you want to be friends with me, but I don't want to be friends with you. Aren't you angry!"

"...it will be a little bit."

"That's right! Anyway, I'm going to quit you now, and I won't bother you like before! I still have a great spring waiting!"

"For example, Laojun's green bull? He is going back to be punished, so why don't you wait?"

Who the hell are you going to piss off!

"You're so annoying. Well, well, let's be friends happily, Third Prince."

"Call the name."

"Okay, Nezha, no problem, Nezha, is it okay, Nezha."

On the contrary, my rascal behavior eased his tense expression, and I still worry about gains and losses following his emotional ups and downs, which made me very passive, and it was beyond my control.What's more, it will hinder me from changing my target in the future. I think it's better to ask Nezha less to help in the future, but it seems that there is no silver 300 taels here, which really makes me uneasy.

With a normal heart, I want to be calm. In order to show that I want to be friends, I am very firm.

"Hey, being friends doesn't happen overnight, right? We must take a long-term plan and let me change my attitude slowly. So, if I behave badly to you in the future, it must not be my intention, I just got used to it for a while It's hard to change. It's okay, you can beat me hard when the time comes!"

"it is good."

"No, you really agreed! You really want to beat me up!"

"You said it yourself."

"...Oh, then, just be gentle, it still hurts to hit someone with your magic weapon."

"Then be honest."

I nodded aggrievedly, and coaxed him, saying that I wanted to be friends with him.

I should be very sad in my heart, but facing the bright and good weather, seeing the smile on the lips of the indifferent young man, my heart tightened, and I felt that everything was wrong.Busily lowered his head and said quickly: "I feel a little hot, let's go to rest under the shade of a tree."

After I finished speaking, I left, so nervous that I forgot that the end of my broken leg would be to throw myself on the street in front of him again, and then he still picked it up and hugged me to find the team.Smelling his breath, hugging his neck, leaning on his chest, I helplessly let out a long sigh.

This, how can I calm down and look for the second spring!

The author has something to say: Red Boy: The best way to let go of a relationship is to restart the game~

Nezha: Then you can restart the round too. 【Simply suggestion】

Xinyu: OK, OK, everyone starts again (σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σ