[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

The so-called output depends entirely on roar, which is true.

I didn't have anyone's reaction, the fast group of little monsters didn't keep up with the rhythm, and the little white dragon was knocked out by me without warning, so I should run back to report to everyone at this moment.

The bodybuilding monster laughed wildly: "Stupid when you should be stupid, and smart when you should be smart. This king likes you very much!"

Therefore, the person in front of me is Comrade Qingniujing who ran out from the Taishang Laojun, stole the diamond cut and prepared to eat the Tang monk's meat for the disaster of the world.I think Brother Hou must have met him when he came to explore the road, and planned to get rid of him in one go, but he was taken away by King Kong Zhuo.According to my understanding of Brother Monkey, he must be looking for rescuers angrily right now?

But now that I've been arrested, I don't know what kind of operation it was.I swung at him with only one pumpkin hammer left. This guy thought I was easy to deal with and didn’t plan to take a weapon, but he couldn’t suppress me with a hundred and ten moves. Qi Jinzhuo sucked my hammer.

The group of little demons wanted to catch the little white dragon back, but the Qingniu spirit waved nonchalantly: "It doesn't matter if you run away, I only need Monk Tang and this little beauty. These monks, traveling west to learn Buddhist scriptures, also bring someone so capable of fighting." Your beauty is really indecent."

"If you want to be crooked, you are not serious."

He tied me into a twist with a ribbon and threw me on the bed, with a bow tied in front.Qingniujing snorted from his rough nostrils, looked at me excitedly, and said kindly: "Such a soft body can still fight so well, the more I look at it, the more I like it, your monkey brother can't beat this king, he has been crying for his father and mother for a long time. Run away. Your little boy is useless, it's better to follow the king. Let's share the meat of the Tang monk together, and live a happy life forever!"

I arched my body like a caterpillar and asked, "What do you mean?"

Qingniujing took the opportunity to wrap her arms around my waist, pulled me closer to her arms, and lifted my chin: "It means that this king wants to marry you!"

Huh?Wait, am I being proposed?My second spring!

look!Who said I don't have mature men to pursue!This directly proposed to me!So goblins are much more heroic than gods. Looking at this routine, it is fresh and straightforward.I thought about it for a while, and shouted coquettishly: "I want to marry someone, but I still tie him up like this! It hurts like hell!" Alas, I was about to drop stone chips when I said that.

Qingniujing: "That won't work, you are weird, you will definitely run away."

Me: "How can it be~"

Qingniu Jing: "Then loosen it!"

I:"……"

Qingniujing: "When I catch Monk Tang, I will use his meat for a banquet! Little beauty, wait!"

Is it so extravagant!

After Qingniu Jing left, he sent a few little banshees to take care of my food and daily life. In just one hour, I tried five or six ways to escape, during which time I also wanted to steal his magic weapon, Vajra Cutter.But they were all caught and came back. I couldn't take Brother Hou's golden cudgel away, and I couldn't save my pumpkin hammer.It was untied for me at first, but now it was tied up again, and then the green cow spirit ran over to feed me by itself.

What's rare is that he didn't feed me steamed buns made of human flesh, but rather light food, as well as delicious fruits, which can be said to be very caring.He seems to have a good temper, at least he is very gentle to me, and he doesn't blame me for messing around.

How about I consider starting a second spring?Leaving aside his good looks, Daniu has a dignified appearance, a powerful face, and a carefree and unrestrained look. Occasionally, the eyes he looks at you are quite naive.

I have completely different thoughts on Qingniujing and Honghaier. After all, I can't get over this hurdle in my heart, and I have never considered Honghaier as a potential object.It's different with this one in front of me, I can see him as an object.

"If I can see you as a potential target, can you return Brother Monkey's golden cudgel and not eat Xiao Tang?"

"Then you must marry the king tonight, so that you don't need the monkey's weapon or the monk from the east!"

Wow, if you look at it in a romance script, it is a typical type that only wants beauties but not country!I started to look at this big brother upright, and thought about our future as a family by the way.

But I still said in embarrassment: "I want to fall in love first and then get married, otherwise it would be so unromantic."

Seeing that I showed signs of loosening, Qingniu Jing was overjoyed, grabbed my hand with his claws, touched and touched, and when he was about to kiss me, I instinctively rolled on the bed and avoided it.Aware of my resistance, I coughed and solemnly found a way for myself and the other party to step down.

"Intimacy should be done after the establishment of a relationship! The future will last forever, right?"

"Hey, it seems that the little beauty still doesn't have this king in her heart." The green bull spirit who saw through me at a glance sighed, but he didn't show any signs of depression at all, and immediately said vigorously: "But this king has the confidence to make you fall in my arms." Hugs!"

"Extortion?"

"How can it be called that? It should be called Xiaoyurun Wusheng."

"It's so literary and artistic, why don't you lock me up and grind it slowly."

"But women can't help grinding, so coaxing will naturally stick to it softly."

How come these big kings have such a unified idea of ​​picking up girls? The red boy is influenced by the jade-faced fox, this is impossible.I was still wondering, when the little demon shouted anxiously from outside, saying that Monkey King was calling again from outside.

Hearing this, I regained my spirits, and the Green Ox Essence glanced at me, "Why are you so happy, that monkey has no weapons, why is it still my king's opponent!"

The little demon knelt down, shaking his head like a rattle: "No, my lord! That monkey has weapons! Holding a silver stick!"

The Green Bull Spirit doesn't believe in evil, and after settling me down, he followed the little demon and killed him.The golden cudgel in the cave is real, and Brother Hou can’t have any other weapons, so it should be the six-eared macaque who is clamoring outside!Thinking about it in my heart, I couldn't believe it myself.

But now I am tied up, unable to move, unable to go out to find out.I sat on the bed and counted the sheep boredly, and when I was quiet for a while, I heard rustling sounds, as if some people were whispering.After listening for a while, I accurately judged the direction and yelled towards the cave behind.

"Why are you sneaking around, get out!"

It was very reliable for me to pretend to be fierce, the voice over there disappeared immediately, and all the fat and thin, graceful young girls crowded over curiously with their skirts and handkerchiefs in their hands.I looked at the blooming scene in front of me, and was dumbfounded, why are there so many beautiful girls!It's a pity that they are not a group of beautiful men!

"Look, this is the younger sister brought by the king."

"It's so fierce, I almost frightened the slaves just now."

"But she is a stone demon who followed Sun Houzi to wreak havoc in the Heavenly Palace. How can an ordinary banshee compare to it?"

"If she gets married, we will still be called sisters in the future."

"Your Majesty sees one and loves the other, who knows how many good sisters there are."

"She doesn't seem to like the king."

"I heard that she liked a certain fairy in the sky before."

"Your Majesty is not from heaven..."

"Shh-"

They all stood a little farther away and pointed at me. I heard the girls chatting and seemed to hear some signs.I counted, a total of nine girls.

I slowed down my attitude, and asked with a pleasant face: "Dare you ask all the girls?"

One of the chubby women smiled gently and said, "We are all the king's concubines, and my sister will be his wife in the future."

Although I also guessed a little bit, when I really heard the answer, I was still shocked.Qingniujing, you can do it, even better than Wei Xiaobao, with so many concubines!Forget it, don't touch this kind of bull.I immediately dispelled all my fantasies about this bull, it was like a stamp collecting maniac.

"I'm a little puzzled, can you accept sharing your husband with others?" I asked out of curiosity.

"It's not uncommon for a good man to have three wives and four concubines. Our king is capable enough to marry dozens of concubines."

Calculated in this way, Brother Hou can really marry Huaguoshan!Yang Jian can even take all the little fairies in the sky!

"Let me ask again, aren't you jealous?"

"Oh, what's there to be jealous of? You're still a little sister. It's already lucky to be loved by the king, how dare you monopolize it?"

I fantasized about myself, if I could marry Nezha, but he would marry seven or eight concubines, then no matter how much I like him, I can't bear it.

My heart is too small and too big.

While I was in deep thought, the group of girls became bolder and looked at me closer.Hearing them say the name of the jade-faced fox in a trance, I was secretly surprised and asked, "Why, do you still know the jade-faced fox?"

The tall slender woman covered her lips and smiled lightly: "Naturally, those are old acquaintances of the king. Although I occasionally come to see the king Wushan Yunyu for a while, but every time she stays tenderly for a while, she leaves. After all, she is still the king of the bull devil." What about my concubine?"

Shit, what did I hear!

Are the jade-faced fox and Qingniujing still friends with guns?Is that a male body or a female body?What a bad idea.At first, I thought it would be out of morals for the fox to hook up with the red boy, but I didn't expect to put a green hat on the Bull Demon King, and Iron Fan would laugh his teeth out when he found out.

Your circle is really messed up.

When women get together, gossip will fly all over the sky, and after only a cup of tea, I know the scary information about the jade-faced fox, whose body is soft and easy to overthrow, and the green bull, who is fierce for a long time, flying up with concave posture, all kinds of old drivers drag racing.Well, I no longer dare to call myself an old driver in front of others, I am so pure that it makes people cry.

Seeing that I was not interested in getting close to them, the nine beauties asked me to rest first, then smiled deeply and retreated. Before leaving, they said that after I tried the king's kung fu, I would definitely fall in love with him.

Are you all just greedy for his skills!love it!

"Hahahahahaha!"

A burst of devilish laughter came from outside, and I saw the green ox spirit in battle armor came back, holding a silver stick in his hand, exactly like the golden cudgel.Well, I already guessed that the six ears outside the cave were definitely clamoring, and as a result, my own hardcore soldiers were also sucked in.

Now the Golden Cudgel has company.

"My grandson's monkey's two weapons have been confiscated by this king. Let's see if he will hit him with a wooden stick next time!" Throwing the silver stick casually, Qingniu Jing took a big gulp of wine complacently.

I definitely won't remind him that it's not Brother Monkey who is outside, and the real Brother Monkey is probably still calling for reinforcements.

Qingniujing held a wine glass and wanted to drink with me, but I coldly refused, since I no longer regarded him as a potential target, I was completely out of my mind.

"Why, how long did it take for you to change your face?"

"Ha ha."

"This king knows that you and the grandson monkey made troubles in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago, and also heard some rumors that you are against the third prince Nezha..."

"no!"

"The king hasn't finished yet."

"Nothing at all!"

Seeing that my face was not right, Qingniu Jing rolled his eyes and changed his tone according to my intention: "Okay, okay, no. As long as you marry this king, the weapon of the grandson monkey and the meat of the Tang monk will be used by the king." No more!"

"Don't marry, don't marry, you have so many concubines, I don't like sharing husbands with others. Just wait, my monkey brother and they will come to beat you soon."

"What do you know, the more wives you have, the stronger you are!"

"..." What kind of strength!

"The little wives of this king, some are big girls with yellow flowers, some are the wives of merchants, some are even the masters of a hole, and the little wife of the bull demon king, the jade-faced fox, is also reluctant to part with my good skills. Look, the women's Your eyes are sharp, choosing this king means that this king is capable! It doesn’t matter if you have others in your heart now, as the saying goes, as long as you swing your hoe well, there is no corner you can’t dig!"

It really is a well-founded discussion!And it's super bad, aren't you the male version of the mistress!If I didn't have some three-point views, I would have been wiped out, okay?

I didn't sleep at night, the green cow spirit kept trying to dawdle with me, and tried to climb into bed several times, but I dodged it in various ways.He seemed to think that I was playing hide-and-seek with him, and made a fuss with great interest without being violent, which gave me plenty of time to wait for Brother Monkey to come and mess things up.

In the middle of the night, familiar shouts and curses sounded outside again, ah~ the tour group is calling!I was about to jump over happily, but the green cow spirit threw me into the bed and went out by myself.

As a result, there was a crackling beating. After half an hour, Zhu Bajie's nail rake, Drifting Shovel's crescent shovel, and Xiaobailong's double swords were all sucked in. Not long after, even Tang Seng was caught and stared at me with big eyes. up.

I looked at Tang Seng with a dirty face, wondering what was going on with the team's operation.Seeing me sitting here in good shape, Tang Seng could only cry with joy.

"Xiao Tang, did you form a group and then the group disappeared?"

"Well, probably. But Wukong went to find reinforcements, and Bajie and the others were not caught!"

"But you were caught, Brother Monkey will be very angry."

"It's okay, Wukong and the poor monk are used to it."

Very optimistic, I like it.

The cave was celebrating the capture of Tang Seng, and Qing Niu Jing hugged the group of young wives happily, and said that he would share a piece of meat with them.Tang Seng and I were tied back to back, I suddenly got up and said with a smile.

"Xiao Tang, the Green Bull Spirit said he wants to marry me!"

"what?"

"Look, I also have a market for mature men. I almost regarded him as a date, but it's a pity that I was too careless."

"...Is your focus on showing off?"

"Of course, who told Bajie to say that I'm not likable."

"In fact, Xinyu, you are very good. You don't need to deliberately prove anything. Your existence is a kind of beauty. We all like you."

"Little Tang! Don't seduce me!"

"I'm sorry, I didn't say anything about being a poor monk, so just let it go as a fart."

There are all kinds of festivities outside, playing, playing and singing, I don’t know, I thought it was the New Year.According to me, if Tang Seng is caught and celebrates a ghost, I will eat it right away, and those fancy rituals will definitely be over.

Look, in the middle of the night, another little demon screamed and came to report.

"Report! Your Majesty! Monkey King is here again!"

"...Is that monkey annoying! Is it annoying! This time, this king will even suck his pants!"

"But Sun Wukong also found a bunch of gods! The one calling the battle is the third prince Nezha!"

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