[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

"Hey, good girl, have you been thrown down by the third prince again?"

Zhu Bajie lifted his robe to fan the wind, his mouth was unforgiving, while I maintained a meditation posture thinking about philosophy with a deep expression on my face.Brother Hou couldn't stay idle, so he dragged the little white dragon up to the sky and slipped away. Drifting was actively lighting a fire and cooking, while Tang Seng was still stroking his little donkey.

"What do you know, hitting is love and scolding is love." I glanced at him and continued to think with my face held.

"The monkey brother beats and scolds us every day, how does this count?"

"It shows how much Brother Monkey loves us."

"nerve!"

I don't know what Zhu Bajie's brain made up, he shivered suddenly, his sleeve robe threw me in the face, and he buried his head in a deep sleep.In summer, the days are long and the nights are short, the weather on the avenue is hot and dry, but the mountain trails are much quieter and cooler, so we have been walking in the forest and along the stream since we came out of Wuji Country.The king rewarded many treasures, but Tang Seng didn't want them, so he brought some cookers and food, which were carefully selected by the Drifting Monk.

I saw Drifting with his sleeves rolled up, sweating profusely cooking a fire, and decided to get up to help.Coincidentally, Brother Monkey came back after sneaking around with little white dragon, and he still had a coarse cloth bag on his body.Probably because of the exhaustion of the walk, the little white dragon immediately turned into a big white dog and whimpered into my arms as soon as he landed on the cloud, as if he was very aggrieved.

I had no choice but to stroke his hair and look at Brother Hou: "Where did you take him?"

"Go for a swim in the sea to cool off. By the way, I went for a stroll around Huaguo Mountain and picked fresh fruits. The peaches at home are ripe and very sweet."

"If you want to go back to Huaguo Mountain, why don't you call me!"

"It's not about looking for Nezha, why are you in a hurry, it's good to eat something!"

Don't take Nezha on me if you don't agree with me!

As soon as he heard that there was fresh fruit to eat, and it was from Brother Hou's hometown, Zhu Bajie, who had been sleeping over there, turned over and got up with glowing eyes.He came over drooling, Brother Hou smiled and tossed some to him, and then picked a few more good-looking ones and handed them to Tang Seng.Tang Seng, who was pulling the donkey, happily took it, and wanted to read a happy Buddhist scripture to Brother Monkey as a token of gratitude, but Brother Monkey couldn't hold back, and stuffed the peach directly into his mouth.

Tang Seng: "...QAQ"

Brother Hou smiled slyly: "Master, don't blame me, my hands slipped for a while."

I divided half of the peaches and fed them to the little white dragon, then passed the other half to Drifting, and then I ate it myself.Fruit before meal, then vegetarian meal, I flew to the city to buy pastries after meal, this meal was very hearty.Hearing from Brother Hou that the peaches at home were ripe, I felt itchy and wanted to pick some fruits and send them to Nezha to taste.

Brother Hou looked at me contemptuously, and sighed, "Daughter who is married, water that was thrown out."

My black line: "You really like to take advantage of people's seniority."

At night, while everyone was resting, I made somersaults and went back to Huaguo Mountain, bringing some mortal things to the monkey monkey grandson.It was very strange for them to see Grandpa Sun during the day and me, the second great king, at night.

Little monkey 1: "Why did the king and the second king come here separately?"

Little Monkey 2: "Oh! I see! It must be two kings fighting!"

Old monkey 1: "Nonsense, the two kings are more in love than gold, how could they quarrel!"

Elder Monkey: "No, small quarrels are pleasant and big quarrels are harmful to the body."

Little monkey 1: "Why do you have to fight?"

Elder Monkey: "How will I know the fun of the great kings?"

Don't say it like it's a small game between lovers, it's very strange, hey.Instead of gossiping about me and Brother Monkey here, why not help me pick the fruit.Send these monkey cubs away, they happily went to help me pick fruit.In less than a stick of incense, several bundles of fresh fruits were ready. I quickly picked up the bundles, ordered the monkeys, and flew to the heaven again.

The lower realm is night, but the heavens are still daytime.The fairy mist lingered, just watching a group of celestial horses running past, and I couldn't help but think of the dark history of me and Brother Hou raising horses.I went to look for Zixia first, and he wanted to hide when he saw me. After all, every time I look for him, nothing good happens.I hurriedly grabbed his fairy robe, and handed the fresh fruit over with a smile on my face.

"Actually, I'm here to honor the fairy~"

"Did you take the wrong medicine?"

"...No, I just thought that you helped me so many times and gave you some fruit! Although I know that your immortal family has a great career, you don't need this little food. A little thought!"

"Tell me, is Tang Seng sick again?"

"I'll send the fruit to Taishang Laojun."

Zixia still took the fruit, because he still has six older brothers, so I gave a big bag.Then I went to look for Taishang Laojun, after all, there are many elixir, so I have to curry favor.Then I went to Guanghan Palace, and finally went to Nezha.Afraid that he was not at home, I went to find Li Tianwang first, but he politely rejected my Guozi hook-up, and ruthlessly revealed that the child was not at home.I had no choice but to ask him to hand over Nezha's share, and I took the extra share back with me.

I just went to heaven to give gifts for a while, and a few days have passed since then.I caught up with the progress of the team, and the fruits were still fresh, so I fed them all to Zhu Bajie.

Brother Hou laughed at me and went to give someone something on purpose, but the person was not at home.

We had a very smooth summer. We didn't meet any monsters who wanted to eat or marry Tang Seng. They were all little mountain monsters with a good temper and cuteness.The scorching summer passed by in a flash, and autumn gradually began to appear. Brother Hou, who already knows how to take care of Tang Seng, knows how to keep warm without my reminding him.I expressed my relief in my heart that Brother Hou is sensible and able to marry.

That night, after Tang Seng tucked the quilt up, watching the three juniors fall asleep soundly, Brother Hou jumped onto the rock and held the golden cudgel to let the wind go.I looked at him with a smile on my chin, feeling my gaze, and he turned his head and bared his teeth.

"Why are you crazy, my hairs are standing on end!"

"No, I just think Brother Monkey is considerate, so virtuous."

"Then you call me Daddy, Daddy will help you find Li Tianwang as a matchmaker~"

"..."

"Why, don't you want it? I don't always have spare time to match you." Brother Hou crossed his legs and raised his eyebrows to encourage him.

"Tch, I don't even have a wife, yet I'm still advising a matchmaker, I'll pull you down."

"Fool, I can not only talk about Li Tianwang, but also make Nezha fall in love with you in a blink of an eye."

Brother Hou occasionally brags and exaggerates himself, but he always has real skills.If he couldn't do it at all, he definitely wouldn't say that. I regained my energy in an instant, and sat down beside him, asking expectantly.

"Good monkey brother, tell me!"

"Call the monkey father to listen?"

"Hey, Father Monkey!"

"..."

"I really overestimated your bottom line."

I shook his arm and urged: "Say it quickly, don't go back on your word."

Being shaken by my head, Brother Hou rolled his eyes and elongated his tone: "Look for~~~month~~~old~~~"

How could I have forgotten such a big killer equipped by Lalang!I have been to Heaven so many times, but I never thought of going to Yuelao's Mansion to inquire.It is said that the marriage is arranged by him alone, and it is implicated by the red thread, I have to go and see!

Seeing that I wanted to run away, Brother Hou grabbed me and whispered: "I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, I will take you to find Yuelao when I have time."

As soon as I calmed down, I thought about it, and said cowardly: "It's a big deal to reverse the marriage, and the gods are not necessarily on the list?"

Brother Monkey first gave a disdainful smile, then waved his hands proudly and said, "Brother Monkey has overturned the hell and ruined the book of life and death, so how difficult is it to tamper with the marriage."

Brother Monkey is Brother Monkey, he was really tough, so he hurriedly asked him how he was, and beat his back and shoulders.

"Help~~~~~"

I was busy pinching Brother Hou's shoulders, and I heard the mournful and moving woman's cry in the mountain intermittently, but it sounded particularly haunting in the middle of the night.Brother Hou and I wanted to ignore it, even if Tang Seng fell asleep, but the voice lasted for a long time, and the more he screamed, the more vigorous he became, and there was a tendency to sing the Eighteen Bends of the Mountain Road.

Tang Seng turned over, as if he was about to be woken up.Brother Hou became impatient, picked up the stick with a dark face, and said with a social face: "Which grandson is barking in the middle of the night, let grandpa beat him to death with a stick!"

I followed Brother Hou to fly to the source of the sound, and under the moonlight, a woman in yellow leaned weakly and helplessly under a tree, and her foot was caught in a trap, and the bite was dripping with blood.She was sweating profusely, her willow eyebrows were furrowed, and her voice was melodious and desolate.

My compassion was suddenly aroused, and I was about to go to rescue me, when Brother Hou grabbed me by the collar: "What are you in a hurry for, it's not the little fresh meat you like."

"Miss sister can't just sit idly by when she's in trouble!"

"Just a vixen, okay, but he has no skills, so he can't even break free from a spelled trap."

"Then we..."

"Go back to sleep."

Brother Hou, who had no sympathy at all, was about to leave with his stick on his shoulders, but the vixen over there yelled again. Brother Hou turned his head irritably, flicked a finger with his hand, and broke the trap in an instant.He glared at the vixen and scolded: "Don't bother us anymore, or we will be beaten to death!"

Even if I saved him, he still looked fierce, and I was speechless.The vixen was a little scared, but he stood up and bowed to us from a distance.

"Thank you for saving me, I don't know how to call it?"

"Call you grandpa!"

"Then thank you grandpa for saving me~"

"..."

I burst out laughing, and quickly restrained myself.Thinking about giving the fox a pill so that she can recuperate by herself.But what I didn't expect was that this vixen followed us all the way back to the team. Brother Hou thought she had no malicious intentions, so he didn't kill her with a stick.

The vixen said that he wanted to repay us for saving us, but I didn't care, but everyone was surprised when they woke up the next day and found that there was a girl with black hair and snow skin who looked like a fairy in the team.Zhu Bajie was the first to strongly ask her to join the team to repay the favor. Tang Seng has always been kind-hearted, and the other party is a good monster, so he will fulfill his heart of repaying the favor.

So, we have an extra vixen in our team.

The fox can humbly ask Tang Monk for advice on Buddhism, can help Drifting Monk light a fire and cook, listen to Zhu Bajie bragging about the cow to the sky, bury his chest in the little white dragon's fur, and wash the little donkey.Brother Hou was not easy to get close to, and she didn't pester him either, she just picked fresh fruits and put them in front of him every time.Over time, Brother Monkey ate with peace of mind.

And attacking me is also very simple.

One night, I was about to undress and take a bath by the river, when I suddenly saw a handsome man with his clothes open, holding a tub with bath items in it, he said to me with a low eyebrow Serve me in the shower.

I was so scared that I fell into the river. I jumped out of the water and looked again. Brother Hou rushed over. He said he heard me screaming.

I pointed at the man with a strong chest and a handsome appearance, and tremblingly said, "I thought it was Brother Monkey, you used magic to tease me!"

Brother Monkey: "I'm full!"

Me: "You always love to mess with me and Bajie!"

Brother Monkey: "This guy is that vixen! You idiot!"

The vixen saluted me, and said obediently: "Miss Xinyu, my gender can be manipulated by myself. I saw that you usually like handsome men, so I thought that this might please you."

Brother Hou laughed: "You little fox has a heart."

Although I'm a nympho, I'm not flirtatious!Where do you want a beautiful boy to take a bath!I only seriously request that the vixen can change into a man in the future.Although Zhu Bajie was very dissatisfied, he only wanted to see the mother fox.

The vixen is very good, one day is a man, one day is a woman, Tang Seng can't help but give a thumbs up every time he looks at it.

It was actually January, and I had a great time getting along with the team.We walked through a large area of ​​wilderness and entered the high mountains. It was autumn, but the mountain stream was still green and undefeated, and there was no sign of autumn.Brother Hou and I checked the mountains for hundreds of miles and decided to find the best route.

At this time, the vixen spoke up, saying that it is familiar with this place and can take us around to avoid the devil here.In fact, it is worthwhile to fight the monster Monkey Brother, but if Tang Seng is taken away, it will be troublesome, so we all agree to take the safe route.

Under the condition that we trusted the vixen wholeheartedly, our tour group went directly into the monster's house.And the vixen who has always been honest and docile to help us has transformed into a beautiful woman with an oval face lined with two crescent eyebrows, eyes with amused eyes, and her gestures are flamboyant.She smiled like a bell, waved the round fan in her hand, and walked in front of us enchantingly step by step.

It turns out that the real appearance is even more beautiful than before, even more charming than Chang'e.

"Elders, is it fun to be with me for the past few months?"

Brother Hou quietly watched her act as a demon, while I asked, "Can I become a charming young man?"

The vixen scratched my cheek with her finger: "Little girl, it's not good to be too idiotic. When I see my little son later, don't drool."

I said seriously, "Please take a bowl and put it under my mouth."

Foxy: "..."

Zhu Bajie is very hurt now, because this vixen has lied to us for so long, he let out several angry pig calls.Only then did the vixen report her family name, saying that others called her Princess Jade Face, and that her ability was to attack targets, regardless of gender.Inexplicably, I feel that it is very powerful. I wonder if I can ask for advice on how to attack the posture of lotus root.

Wait, this is the jade-faced fox! ?Isn't that the person I wanted to vent my anger on for Mrs. Iron Fan more than 200 years ago!It is true that she is so much more handsome than her sister-in-law, but her style is different, and she has to give up her wife and children for this little fox...

I haven't asked any questions yet, only listening to its melodious voice call out.

"Young master is here, let's see what delicious food Auntie brought you~"

Tang Seng, who was called delicious, shuddered.