[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

Although I ended the last chapter with the question of not marrying He Li, in fact, the relationship between Brother Monkey and I is more like brothers and sisters than a couple.There are so many female monkeys in the mountains, and he thinks they are very beautiful, but he never opens a harem, and does not restrict the free love between monkeys.

It's not that I don't understand these things, but that I haven't thought about it at all.Anyway, in the film and television dramas, Brother Hou's CP is properly a tragic route, and he is simply a master of his wife and children.

I think it's good to be able to live a life of squabbling all the time.

It's just that the days have passed for a long time, and Brother Hou still has the idea of ​​wanting to live forever, so that he can play freely without being limited by his lifespan.Although I have been struggling with whether or not to share hardships with Brother Hou, I must follow up on this journey of seeking the Dharma right now. After all, it is a big deal to learn the skills to protect ourselves.

After Brother Hou told me his thoughts, I responded immediately, and he looked at me for a while.

"The future is bleak, and I don't know who to go to and where to go. You will suffer a lot if you follow like this."

"I know where I'm going! I'm going to cross the ocean, and I'll find a three-star cave with a slanting moon in Fangcun Mountain of Lingtai!"

Don't ask me why I can't remember what I look like as a human being, but I remember these details of Journey to the West.

Brother Hou trusted my words 100%, and without asking any more questions, he turned around and gathered the monkey cubs from Huaguo Mountain together for a mobilization meeting.I stared at him in a daze as he explained things on the stone platform, assigned duties, and asked these little guys to help build rafts together.

In just one day, everything for the long journey was ready.Carrying a small burden of flamboyant floral flowers, Brother Monkey and I stepped onto the raft and waved goodbye to the monkeys on the shore.

After traveling for so long, this is the first time for me to go out to sea, and I am a little scared as well as excited.What if we are eaten by sharks, whales, sea monsters, etc. Now Brother Hou and I are completely invincible.And there are also storms, tornadoes and typhoons...

Thinking about it now, Brother Hou has been wandering for so many years and can still find Bodhi, he must be a European monkey.

Because I am a demon, I don’t have high requirements for food, clothing, housing and transportation. Sometimes a rain at sea can feed the two of us, which is super hungry.Occasionally, we can find a small island where we stop, store food on it, and set off again. After wandering like this for a long time, brother monkey and I arrived on land.

The place near the coast is remote, and it is only after turning over a hill that I can feel the excitement in the forest.After following Brother Monkey for a while, I learned how to climb trees and roll, so I climbed to the top of the mountain without stopping, and my vision instantly widened.

When I saw the villages and towns at the foot of the mountain, my eyes lit up.

"Hurry up! Brother Monkey, let's go to town!"

So, the combination of Brother Hou and I scared the old and weak women and children in the village.Brother Hou has a grumpy face and a thunderous mouth, while I have a snake face with sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, and my eyes are as big as copper bells, which can probably stop a child from crying at night.After many years, when I saw the appearance of a normal woman again, I realized how hot my eyes were every time I transformed into a face.

The men in the village picked up poles, hoes, sickles, kitchen knives, and chairs and chased me and Brother Hou. Brother Hou actually wanted to beat dozens of them, but I coaxed and dragged them away.

We rested by the river outside the village, and he looked at me dissatisfied, "Why are you dragging me, you think I can't beat those naked?"

"No, I'm afraid you'll kill him. And Brother Monkey, we're not running away, we're retreating strategically."

"Tch, not promising."

I finally remembered my face, and squatting by the river, I began to transform myself into a plastic surgery.She has a round face with big eyes, double eyelids, a harmless mole at the end of the left eye, a straight nose, and a moderate mouth.It's the kind of fresh and comfortable appearance that is more cute, and then the skin is polished to remove blackheads, and the skin is moist and smooth. Oh, I'm going to fall in love with myself!

I was overjoyed to have my face back, and I happily approached Brother Hou to ask for praise.

"Look, Brother Monkey, I remember what I look like now! Your cutie is online!!"

"Has anything changed?"

"Look carefully, don't you feel that the proportion of facial features is much more comfortable?"

Monkey stared at me for a long time, pinched my face with his upper paws, rubbed, rubbed, pulled, and turned his nostrils, and finally squeezed my face, and said seriously: "It's the same, it's smooth and soft, Two eyes, two nostrils and one mouth."

Goodbye to you, you straight male monkey who can't see the changes of women.

"Brother Monkey, it's absolutely fine for me to go to the streets like this tomorrow. But please condescend me a bit, and be a little monkey, I'll sneak you away."

"What's the meaning."

"Hey, if you are my pet monkey, maybe we can get some money and food."

"Fuck off."

Brother Monkey refused.

After this little episode passed, the two of us started our journey again.Until, we finally climbed to the gate of the Three Star Cave of the Oblique Moon, and the description of the excitement in eight hundred words is omitted here.

It's already cold winter, and the cold wind blows snowflakes straight to the body.I don't know how to protect my body with spells, but I feel very cold, wishing I could turn into a jade stone and be held in my arms by Brother Monkey.

I swayed from the cold, Brother Hou asked me to wipe my nose, then stepped forward and knocked on the door vigorously.

About ten minutes later, with a creak, the vermilion wooden door opened, and a person with background light came out from inside—a cute loli, who looked like she was not awake.

She asked us what was the matter, and Brother Hou explained his purpose in a few words.I thought this loli was going to pass on a message to Patriarch Bodhi, but I didn't expect her to speak in a childish voice the next second.

"Uh...then I'll take you two, it's not easy to find them from thousands of miles away."

etc!What's wrong, Patriarch Bodhi hasn't spoken yet, how can you be the master, a little doll!Brother Hou and I wanted to go together, and sneered: "Can you make a decision for your patriarch and grandpa, you little girl? Hurry up and report to your master."

Luo Li was not angry, she still had a pleasant face, and with a wave of her hand, she cleared the snow off me and brother monkey.

"I said I am Bodhi, can you two believe me?"

"I don't believe it." Brother Monkey and I shook our heads tacitly.

"Then you two go back."

After finishing speaking, Loli walked in with her hands, and the door slammed shut.Brother Monkey and I are confused, I'll wipe it!Is she really the patriarch?But Patriarch Bodhi is a soft and cute lolita!What's wrong with this plot, the characters have changed?This is also too powerful for OOC!

I was slandering, Brother Monkey was already scratching the door frantically.

Not long after, Loli came back and opened the door.Brother Monkey is a quick-witted and straightforward monkey. After accepting this setting, he pulled me to kneel down to Lori together.

"Master is here! Please accept the disciples!"

I didn't kowtow, Brother Hou pressed his palm on the back of my head, and there were three thud bangs.

Then because there is no name, Loli Patriarch gave us two names, I said that Bodhi has become like this, the plot can still be forced to develop for Mao Hey!

Patriarch Loli yawned and said, "From now on, you two will be called Sun Wukong and Yusheng."

Can you be careful with your name?

I was a little puzzled and asked, "Master, since I was born from jade, I am called Yusheng. Then why isn't Brother Hou called Shisheng?"

Patriarch Loli: "Uh...then it's called Shi Sheng."

Brother Hou slapped me on the back of the head, and complained: "Shisheng is ugly, master, I'll call it Monkey King! You ugly girl."

No, there's nothing worse than calling me ugly!I rubbed my head: "Master, just hearing the name Yusheng, you can tell that I was born out of jade, so give me a less straightforward name."

Patriarch Loli is still good-tempered: "How about changing it to Xinyu?"

Freshly baked jade? Well, that's it!

Seeing that I accepted it with joy, Master Loli nodded in satisfaction, looked at us with dark eyes, and asked very seriously: "What do you want to learn."

I blurted out: "Coach, I want to learn basketball!"

Brother Hou slapped me again, put his hand on my shoulder and said, "Master, don't bother with her, she's always stupid. I want to learn the art of longevity, so let me tell you about your skills."

I snorted dissatisfied, can I skip this episode, anyway, I have watched it countless times.Just like a TV series, Brother Hou has learned housekeeping skills. I want to learn so much, but I am not as smart as him. When he learned all the skills, I only learned a somersault. I didn’t master all 72 changes, but I was fooling Mountain spirits are more than enough.

Seeing that Brother Hou has finished his studies, Grandmaster Loli quickly drove us away.

Shouldn't Brother Monkey be kicked out for showing off his skills, why should we be kicked out now that we haven't done anything!Brother Hou was aggrieved by his strength, but he did not complain to Patriarch Loli. After all, he respected her very much and would never force her to leave.Monkey brother, you maintain such a positive drama style, which makes it difficult for me to play.

I refused to accept it, so I ran to find Master Lolita.

Me: "Master, we didn't do anything wrong, why should we be expelled from the sect!"

Patriarch Loli said quietly: "I don't want to take the blame for being a teacher, please remember, don't say that I am your master."

I:"……"

Well, of course I understand Master's worries, after all, Pipihou can't take the blame for causing trouble.Wait, just because he was too arrogant before learning the scriptures, so God sent Tang Sanzang to torture him later.Thinking about it this way, I feel a little sympathetic to him.

Brother Hou patted me on the shoulder after regaining his mood: "Don't worry ugly girl, I will teach you all these spells that you don't understand. Master doesn't teach anymore, Brother Monkey will teach you!"

Seeing his cheerful smile, I couldn't help laughing too. Even though the road ahead is rough, I'll give up my life to accompany him. After all, it's my brother Monkey, so I can't leave him alone.

After many years, I returned to Huaguo Mountain after the successful gilding, and I somehow had a sense of sight of returning from studying abroad.

As soon as Brother Hou came back, he made a big move, cleaning up all the monsters and ghosts around him.But he always felt that something was wrong. On this day, he hung upside down on the branch with his tail and chatted with me.

"Ugly girl, don't you think something is missing?"

"Without your conscience, can you call me by my name properly?"

Brother Hou shook his head at me mischievously, suddenly, his eyes flashed, he jumped down from the tree and approached me, excitedly said: "I know what's missing!"

Me: "What the hell?"

Brother Monkey: "A good weapon! The thing I picked up from the city before was too crispy, and it broke after playing it twice."

Me: "So?"

"I'm going to ask where there is a good baby, and I will find one for you when the time comes!"

After finishing speaking, he shouted somersault cloud and flew into the sky.

Run the Dragon King of the East China Sea, the monkey ahead is about to drive big!I don't know if this old dragon king is guilty or not. In the past, the third prince Nezha made trouble in the sea, and his own third prince was skinned by cramps, and later Brother Hou took Zhenhai's treasure.

I couldn't help crying for him.

But I'm still looking forward to the weapons Brother Monkey will bring me. Maybe it's a long whip, dagger, fan, ribbon, jade flute and other elegant objects, which are definitely suitable for pretending to be aggressive.

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