[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

Although the girl in Huangpao really disliked me chasing Nezha for more than 200 years without any results, she still followed my advice.My idea is both bloody and simple. The first is to test whether Baihuaxiu really likes men, and determine the difficulty from the root cause.After all, if he really likes men, it will be more difficult to straighten them out.

It would be much simpler if he was only angry with the yellow robe on purpose.Then the second method is to get together alone, chat, and take him around Baoxiang Country, after all, he misses his hometown.Go on a few more romantic dates and never cheat on him again.And this last strategy is to let Brother Hou pretend to kill Huangpao with a stick, and see if Baihuaxiu will have emotional ups and downs.

If she dies in front of my eyes and is indifferent, I think the yellow robe girl should give up and quickly find another prince to take captive.

I spoke out my plan, and everyone had no objection after hearing it.During this period, Huang Paozi also invited Zhu Bajie and Xiao Bailong to the cave, and the team reunited, and she took good care of them.If it weren't for the yellow-paoed girl's own heart, Zhu Bajie would probably be in trouble again.

Could it be that the yellow-robed girl said, "Then where can I find four beautiful men who are as beautiful as flowers and jade?"

Why do you have to describe a beautiful man as beautiful as a flower and like a jade!

Brother Hou smiled, picked up Zhu Bajie, who was eating all kinds of things, and said: "There are not four ready-made, you can tell the prince to give him four men if he likes it."

So, I saw Brother Hou in human form again, and after taking my advice, he became even better-looking than last time. He even imitated me and got a mole on the corner of his left eye, instantly looking coquettish and slutty.Zhu Bajie changed into the appearance of Marshal Tianpeng, Drifting Monk is the big brother of the whole society, and as long as Xiao Bailong doesn't make trouble, he is a fairy in the painting.

Zhu Bajie beamed and said: "Look, girl, there are so many handsome guys to choose for you, why do you insist on one who doesn't love you?"

I began to pretend to be aggressive, with a deep expression on my face: "Bajie, how can you understand the word love in a few words."

Monkey Brother: "Stop pretending, watch Master carefully."

So the four of them confidently went to hook up with Baihua, and the girl in yellow robe turned into an ordinary little demon to watch in the front row. After they left, Tang Seng suddenly realized, "Isn't the poor monk trying to help the third prince escape from the clutches of the demon?" What!"

I was also stunned for a moment: "Yes, why did you help the monster instead!"

Tang Seng thought for a while and finally figured it out, and said with peace of mind: "Forget it, people and demons are all living beings, and helping everyone is helping."

I:"……"

Tang Seng: "Xinyu, is the poor monk's little donkey okay?"

Me: "Take you to have a look, lest you worry."

After seeing his donkey with Tang Seng, he clasped his hands together contentedly, and happily recited a sutra.In fact, I really want to watch Brother Hou and the others lose their morals. After all, they are going to hook up with the prince. With his playful nature and Zhu Bajie's bottom line, it must be very lively.

"New Jade."

"Ah? What's the matter, Xiao Tang?"

"You have given so many ideas to King Huangpao, why don't you try it yourself."

"This is clear to the bystanders. Moreover, once these tricks are used, the result is not what I want, isn't it sad?"

"This...you are clear in your heart."

"Actually, it's just cowardly."

"It's just that the third prince is innocent after all. If he really doesn't love the Yellow Robe King, we should rescue him. After all, forced feelings are not reliable."

"Don't worry, little Tang, King Huangpao has promised me that if everything comes to nothing, she is willing to let me go."

Suddenly a man's scream came, and I dragged Tang Seng to watch.Brother Monkey ran out out of breath with a smile, his golden braids flicked, Zhu Bajie and Xiao Bailong's eye sockets were swollen, Drifting calmly put on his half-faded clothes and put them on neatly.I glanced at Bai Hua inside the door with a shameless face, disheveled, extremely angry, and the girl in yellow was coaxing him with nice words.

Tang Seng couldn't hold back his gossip, so he asked, "Wukong, how's the situation?"

Zhu Bajie covered his eyes, and immediately yelled: "Damn you like men, Baihuasha is just trying to trick the girl in yellow robe. At the beginning we went in, he was still pretending. Until Lao Sha carried him to the bed, Xiao Bailong and I held him When he was there, that guy finally couldn't pretend anymore and made a lot of noise. Look, my eye sockets are swollen! Xinyu, help me blow it up!"

"Okay, thank you for your hard work, let me help you brag."

"Blowing a ball, getting your eyes swollen by a mortal, shame on you!"

Brother Hou pinched Zhu Bajie's ear and scolded with a smile, so naturally I didn't let him brag about it.I smeared the medicine on the little white dragon, he turned into a big white dog and nestled in my arms, he is very obedient now.

It wasn't until we were having dinner that the girl in yellow robe came out of Baihuasha's room with a happy face.

Zhu Bajie joked: "It took so long to come out, but is there something good?"

Huangpao girl: "Thanks to everyone, I finally know Xiao Baihua's sexual orientation."

Zhu Bajie: "So you just coaxed him for so long?"

Huangpao girl: "That's right, he has a big temper and is stubborn, so he needs to be coaxed."

Zhu Bajie wailed: "God is unfair! Why is there no girl to coax me!"

Brother Monkey put a bowl of tofu into his mouth: "Eat yours."

According to the plan, the first step was successful. The girl in Huangpao was full of confidence in my tactics, and even looked at me with pious eyes.Next, the two of us started to make a detailed romantic date plan, and all the men listening on the side looked confused + disgusted.

Zhu Bajie: "It's so troublesome, just go to sleep, everything is yours!"

Me: "Although this is also a kind of robbery, the ending like this is probably not sweet! Besides, the yellow robe kidnapped the man, and he hasn't touched him for five years. Isn't it just trying to influence him with love!"

The girl in yellow robe moved my hand: "Yu'er, you really understand me!"

After all, we all have a girl at heart!

I turned the wooden board into a blackboard, started the teacher's make-up mode, and wrote on it the topic of chasing male gods and making romantic dates.Originally, there were only girls in yellow robes sitting and listening carefully, then Tang Seng came to join in the fun, and then Brother Monkey also came to sit in a row, and finally they all came to listen to the class.

Me: "What are you doing in class!"

Tang Seng: "Understand the routine of the female fairy."

Brother Monkey: "Routine +1."

Zhu Bajie: "Routine +2"

Drifting: "Keep in formation."

Little White Dragon: "Wow, woof, woof!"

Never mind, let them go!

In the next few days, the yellow-robed monster started the sweet pet mode.When we go out for a stroll, when we come back, we will bring something delicious and amusing to Baihua, and we get a bargain by the way.But Bai Huaxie still had a cold face, half unwavering, and he still had a kind of good face when facing us, once he saw the girl in yellow robe, it was like being constipated for ten days.

Brother Monkey gnawed on the pancake and asked, "Does your trick work?"

Me: "Don't worry, there's more!"

I pulled the girl in the yellow robe to the small classroom and said to her, "Make him a gadget."

The girl in the yellow robe said proudly: "What are you doing? I don't know how to wash, blow, cut, sew, and mend like ordinary girls!"

Me: "I'll teach you, you can learn it within one day!"

The girl in the yellow robe: "What the hell? Why haven't you caught up with Nezha yet because you are so versatile?"

Me: "...you don't want to learn anymore."

Huangpao girl: "Study, learn, I'll shut up."

So I taught the girl in yellow to make a puppet, and she couldn't stand it after only an hour.

The yellow-robed girl: "I'm going to die! I'm going to kill a monster!"

Me: "Cheer up, there must be a price to pay for chasing the male god."

The yellow-robed girl: "Can I use spells?"

Me: "I sewed it by myself stitch by stitch, it must be more sincere than using magic."

Huangpao girl: "My hands are going to be pierced!"

Me: "Think about it, when Bai Huaxiu finds out that you embroidered for him and hurt your finger, he might be moved!"

After pouring down this bowl of chicken soup, the girl in Huangpao exploded.The next day, she made a strange puppet and tattooed it with the name Bai Huaxie.

Brother Hou looked at the ugly doll and laughed, "It's all ugly and deformed! The cursed doll you made?"

Zhu Bajie hurriedly expressed his loyalty: "Don't bother with that straight male monkey, he doesn't understand shit. He is the first doll that sister Huangpao sewed with her own hands. He will definitely be moved!"

This time, Zhu Bajie and I were in the same camp, and with our encouragement, the girl in yellow robe took the doll to give it away. In less than 3 minutes, the doll was thrown out by Baihua.

Monkey Brother: "Just say ugly, and it's not a girl's house, how can you like dolls."

The yellow-robed girl picked up her doll, feeling a little aggrieved.Tang Seng couldn't stand it anymore, and said a few words of comfort in a gentle voice.The doll was never sent out, and was placed on the head of the Huangpao girl's own bed.

The weather was fine that day, and the girl in yellow robe took Bai Huaxie to the Baoxiang Country for a walk early in the morning. When I heard the report from the little demon, I couldn't help feeling mixed feelings.The joy is that she acted according to the plan, but the worry is the result.I fidgeted and wandered outside the cave, and Brother Hou made fun of me again. He didn’t go on the road these days, and his fun was all on me and Zhu Bajie.

I asked Brother Monkey about the relationship, they were unreliable, and finally I raised the corner of my skirt to find Zhu Bajie.

"Hey, it's right to ask your brother pig for this matter."

"Although you haven't caught up with the girl, you still understand what a man thinks!"

"Xinyu, you can't talk like this."

I quickly admitted my mistake, Zhu Bajie is a very easy target to coax, and I am happy after just a few strokes.I beat his back and shoulders, and he began to analyze the confusing direction of love.

"Didn't you mean the female protagonist and the male interlayer gauze? I think the gauze must be thousands of miles thick." I was so angry that I beat my back harder.

Zhu Bajie snorted comfortably, and then said leisurely: "A man's mind is sometimes more devious than a woman's. Especially this mortal man!"

Me: "Then Nezha's mind, can you figure it out?"

Zhu Bajie: "He is a good boy."

Me: "I know that, I want to ask, will he..."

Zhu Bajie: "Then you should work harder."

Undeterred, he still wanted to ask, but from afar, he saw the girl in Huang Pao and Bai Huaxie coming back holding hands.Those of us who were letting the wind outside were all taken aback. Could it be a success?Bai Hua, who had been sneering at the yellow-robed girl all the time, had a smile on her face, her brows were gentle, and the hostility of unwillingness was gone.

Zhu Bajie and I were dumbfounded, and at night we all sat around a table for dinner.Huangpao girl is so happy, she picked up the wine jar and poured it on me. This way of thanking me is too special.I'm a guy who can't drink much, Brother Hou is so generous, he immediately hugged the wine jar, and the two of them had a good drink.

Brother Hou never got drunk after drinking a thousand cups, his eyes became brighter the more he drank.Zhu Bajie and I propped our chins and watched the two of them drink heavily, and Bai Huaxiu also sat beside the yellow-robed girl, but didn't say anything.

To be honest, I always felt something was wrong.How could you change your attitude all of a sudden?When something goes wrong, there must be a demon.

The yellow-robed girl was finally drunk by Brother Monkey, and Bai Hua shamelessly sent her back to her room to rest.He picked up the petite woman who was drunk, and the man left steadily.

Zhu Bajie said wretchedly: "I must have done something good."

Me: "I have to go and see."

Zhu Bajie: "No way, you can watch the bridal chamber too! Is it so powerful?"

Brother Hou hit him with a wine jar and said, "Ugly girl thinks something is wrong."

Zhu Bajie: "What's wrong!"

As soon as he finished yelling, Bai Hua came out shamelessly, with neat clothes and a tense expression.He walked up to us, bowed and said, "I know that this banshee also asked the elders. I don't know what it is, and I won't ask about it. I just ask you to take the family letter to my father, and that's it." wish."

Brother Monkey pushed back his letter: "Don't worry, keep it or return it, everything depends on you."

Bai Huaxi didn't quite understand what this meant, and looked at everyone suspiciously.I immediately asked, "Don't you like her at all?"

Bai Hua shyly asked: "Why should I like a female monster who kidnapped me and imprisoned me? Just because she made up for it afterwards, I should be moved and even fall in love with her? Absurd!"

I really can't answer, after all, the yellow-paoed girl made a mistake first, even if she compensates in every possible way later, it will be awkward.

Zhu Bajie: "Then you still hold her hand today and come back with a happy face? The old pig is very happy to see you."

Bai Hua's face darkened with embarrassment, and said coldly: "It's so difficult to pretend to be perfunctory with her."

Zhu Bajie frowned, apparently dissatisfied with the answer, but before he could say anything else, Brother Hou raised his hand and interrupted him.

"Forget it, if you want to go home, how about my old grandson getting rid of this female monster for you?"

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