[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

"Boom—"

There was a thunderbolt in the sky, and the thunderstorm rolled in.It has been raining for three consecutive days, and it is very inconvenient to travel in the mountains.The soil around here is slack, and there have been two mudslides caused by landslides, and Brother Hou came forward to settle them both times.

The road was too bad before, Tang Seng didn't dare to ride the little donkey, and the donkey was led by Brother Monkey.As a result, he didn't walk steadily and slid directly downhill, scaring us to chase after him.Now Brother Hou dare not let him go at all, he is afraid of falling, and he is also worried that he will catch a cold, so he really took good care of him along the way.Zhu Bajie followed behind carrying a burden, while I used a banana leaf to turn into a giant umbrella to cover everyone's heads.

Thunder and lightning tore through the dark sky, making the forest dark and treacherous, as if ghosts and ghosts would jump out to eat people at any moment.

The weather is bad and it makes me feel down too. I prefer sunny days to snowy days.The past few days have been bad, I sewed a sunny doll to come out to pray for the sun, although I was teased by Zhu Bajie for its strange appearance.

Hurrying and hurrying, I finally came to a small town.When Zhu Bajie was happy, he quickened his pace and ran in, but the passers-by who were sheltering from the rain were scared to death.Standing in the rain carrying a burden, he suddenly reminded me of an emoji—weak and helpless but edible.

Brother Hou led the little donkey, looked after Tang Seng, and did not forget to tease him, and said with a smile: "I still don't do what you do, and I'm not afraid to scare these ordinary people to death!"

"You have a rough face and a better mouth than I do? Neither of us is welcome to go. If you want me to say, let Master or Xinyu go!"

Brother Monkey: "If I were transformed, I would be much more handsome than you."

Zhu Bajie: "Cheat the pig, go!"

Brother Monkey: "Ugly girl, just tell me if my human figure looks good or not!"

Me: "It's beautiful, it's so beautiful!"

Zhu Bajie: "Then I am handsome!"

Me: "He's handsome, he's handsome, he's so handsome!"

Still bickering, Tang Seng had already got off the little donkey, straightened his clothes, and said obediently: "As the face value of the team, I will never shirk as a teacher. Come, let me go up as a teacher."

Me: "Brother Monkey, do you feel that Xiao Tang has changed a lot recently?"

Zhu Bajie came over and squeezed against me: "This is called letting go of yourself and being brave in expressing yourself."

I pushed his pig nose away: "Is this called a showman?"

But if you hang out in a place with people, you still have to follow Tang Seng.As soon as he goes out, there is no failure.

After the overnight stay, the sky finally cleared the next day. When I opened the window and saw the endless blue sky, I took a deep breath.Suddenly, a pig's head popped out of the window, Zhu Bajie was holding a wreath of flowers in his hand, and winked at me shyly.I thought about it, and when I turned around, I changed into an old man with pockmarked face, high and low eyes, rosacea, and rotten teeth.

"Wow!!!! Vomit~~~~~~"

Zhu Bajie vomited in fright, covered his mouth, dropped the wreath and ran away.See, treating beauty control like this is a one-hit kill.

In the morning, the host who stayed overnight entertained us for dinner. Zhu Bajie was like a frosted eggplant, sitting in front of the meal and feeling sick.His poor appetite was unprecedented, so Tang Seng was very worried, but Brother Monkey and I covered our mouths and laughed.In this way, Zhu Bajie will calm down for a while, and every time he looks at me, he looks like he can't explain.

After the spring rain, the weather warmed up. Taking advantage of this good time, we left the city in one breath and arrived at a desolate place again.A torrential river in front split the boundaries on both sides like a sharp sword, stretching and undulating without seeing the end of the river.According to my impression of Journey to the West, this is Liushahe, a copy of Sand Monk.

I always feel that I have already heard the classic line of big brother ~ master was taken away by monsters ~~~ What's going on?

Our group stopped to rest, Zhu Bajie drank water, and Tang Seng fed water to the little donkey.

Brother Hou left us to explore the road, and when he came back, he said that this is the Liusha River. I said that I was very calm, and the third junior brother you thought about day and night is also coming.He thought he would have to fight the Drifting Monk to clean it up, but he didn't expect to see a big red-haired man with a downturned eyebrow and a decadent face kneeling on the bank of the river with a plop.

When did this guy climb ashore!Brother Monkey said sharply, "Who is coming!"

Drifting, who looked like a decadent social elder brother, was not at all afraid of Brother Hou's murderous intent, and walked over calmly, like a runway show.I can't help but want to hand over sunglasses and a gold chain to Drifting Monk, after all, it is the standard equipment of a big brother in society.

After some standard explanations, Brother Hou's murderous aura dissipated, but he became melancholy for no reason, and said, "Second Junior Brother is a pig, and Third Junior Brother looks like a bad boy."

Me: "..." You are really venomous!

Zhu Bajie refused to accept it: "Are you an impatient monkey with no brains! Troubling the Heavenly Palace is amazing!"

Compared with Brother Hou's sadness, Tang Seng is quite calm, and he has happily washed, cut and blown for Drifting Monk.

Monkey Brother: "It seems that I can only pin my hope on that little junior brother."

So Xiao Bailong has become a junior brother?I hope his madness is cured, otherwise Brother Hou will really lose confidence in the team.

Drifting quickly integrated into the team and willingly took over Zhu Bajie's burden.Although his face looked dejected in the vicissitudes of life, but he was very reliable in his work, and Brother Hou's evaluation of him suddenly rose.

Zhu Bajie: "Brother Monkey, you are biased, how long has he been here!"

Brother Monkey: "I'm right, not a pig!"

Zhu Bajie: "You are targeting me by saying this now!"

Drifting: "Second senior brother, stop arguing, the meat will not taste as good when you get angry."

Zhu Bajie: "...What do you mean, you want to eat me!"

Drifting: "Slip of tongue, sorry."

Brother Hou laughed a few times and asked, "Junior brother, how do you think this river passes?"

Sand Monk took out a gourd from behind and said, "Use the gourd given by the Bodhisattva to cross the river."

Zhu Bajie was still angry, and deliberately said: "What's the use of this broken gourd, hum!"

Drifting said honestly: "Indeed, the second brother should find a way to cross the river by himself."

Zhu Bajie: "...you all bully me!"

Baby Pig got angry, so he walked to the side and sat down alone, ignoring anyone.Tang Seng wanted to come over to persuade him, but Brother Hou grabbed him.After we all sat on the gourd, I yelled.

"Bajie, we're leaving! If you can't come on the count of three, you really have to figure out a way for yourself!"

Brother Hou sneered, and deliberately raised his voice to respond: "What are you counting, Junior Brother Sha, let's go! Let him fly by himself!"

"Ahhhh! Don't go! Don't go! Master! Senior brother! Xinyu!"

As soon as he heard that we were leaving, Zhu Bajie couldn't pretend anymore, so he hurried over, jumped up, and landed firmly on the gourd.He laughed a few times, and was a little more polite to the Drifting Monk.

The [-]-mile-wide river was finally crossed with the help of the Drifting Monk. I asked him how he was sure that we were teammates heading west, and he gave me an intuition in an unfathomable way. !

I clasped my fists together: "From now on, my little sister will call you Brother Sha!"

Drifting: "Good girl, brother Sha will cover you."

Zhu Bajie acted like a baby: "Why don't you call me Brother Pig!"

Me: "..." Pretend not to hear and watch the scenery.

After landing, Sand Monk said: "Wait a minute, Master."

Tang Seng: "Anything else?"

Sand Monk: "This gourd was sent by Hui'an Walker under the seat of Guanyin Bodhisattva. The magic weapon must be recycled when it is used up."

When I heard Hui'an Xingzhe, isn't this the second brother Nezha?God, is this equivalent to meeting family members in disguise?Avalokitesvara didn't bring Mu Zha out before, so I haven't seen it all the time!Now I have to dress up, thinking about it, I turned out a bronze mirror and started taking pictures.Sure enough, just as Drifting said, after a short wait, Hui'an Walker really came to collect the gourd.

"Second brother!" I opened my mouth and shouted.

Mu Zha almost fell from the clouds, pointing at himself: "Did you call me?"

Brother Hou grabbed me by the back of the collar and said, "Don't bother Hui'an Xingzhe, she's just lost her mind."

I struggled: "You're the one who lost your mind! Second brother! I, I..." It was your sister-in-law who really didn't dare to say such unscrupulous words.

Mu Zha and Nezha also have a certain resemblance, they are both good-looking anyway, he glanced at me a few times, and suddenly smiled: "You are that Xinyu girl?"

I was surprised: "You know me?"

Mu Zha smiled unabated: "How could the little jade demon who followed the Great Sage into the Heavenly Palace not recognize it?"

Tsk, I thought it was Nezha who talked about me with him.

After thinking about it, it seemed that there was nothing to talk about relatives, so I stopped talking.Zhu Bajie also made fun of me for being interested in Nezha, like a female version of a toad wanting to eat swan meat, but I admitted it frankly, Zhu Bajie was speechless for a while until his face twitched.

After collecting the magic weapon, Mu Zha walked away on the cloud, and we continued on the road. Now everyone in the team is alive except for Xiao Bailong.

The growth of the team made the journey to the west a lot more joyful, really like an animal tour group.Tang Seng's little donkey was very competitive. Although he was timid, he worked hard to carry him across the mountains.This time we arrived at the boundary of Huangfengling, and we could see bat-shaped monsters hovering in the sky under the blue sky and white sun. I hit them twice with a gourd hammer, so I didn't dare to come out to make trouble.

Zhu Bajie saw me smashing the bat, his ears drooped, and said: "It seems that you are really polite to me usually."

I chuckled: "We are teammates, I won't really hit you."

Zhu Bajie: "Then please don't become an ugly old man, that's a mental attack!"

Me: "Look at my mood~"

There is not a single forest along the way, the yellow sand is long and the strange rocks are jagged.But because we have plenty of water, we are not in vain.I was still thinking about when I would find time to go to Tiangong to visit Xia Nezha. The first two times, because Xiao Tang was weak, I only pulled Zixia in a hurry, but I didn't have time to see him.

I was still thinking about it, and Brother Monkey yelled danger.

The sky and the earth in the distance were turbid, and several tornadoes were blowing with wind and sand.It took only a moment for the sky to darken, and Tang Seng was immediately surrounded by several of us for protection, and the group pets must not be lost.

Monkey Brother: "It's a powerful evil wind, everyone, don't take it lightly! Surround Master!"

We responded, but when the tornado whizzed all the way through the border, there was nothing we could do.Our group was immediately swept into the sky by the strong wind. We were circling around, unable to stay still, and the wind and sand covered our eyes.Why does it feel like being patted by the iron fan sister-in-law with a plantain fan!

In a panic, I wanted to grab Tang Seng, but suddenly, my wrist was grabbed.Opening my eyes with difficulty, I found that I was caught by Brother Monkey.

"Brother Monkey! Grab Xiao Tang! He will be swept away by the monster!"

"Do you know which monster it is!"

I searched around and thought it was the yellow-haired mink that had become a spirit. I was about to speak when I heard Tang Seng's trembling cry.

"Wukong! Bajie! Drifting Monk! Xinyu! Remember to save my little donkey!"

I think Xiao Tang is becoming less and less concerned about his own safety.Seeing him being blown away from our surroundings, Brother Hou obviously noticed it too, but if he wanted to catch Tang Seng, he had to let go of my hand, otherwise he would not be in time.As for Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk, they both huddled into a ball and blew away.

"Brother Monkey! This is the yellow-haired sable mouse demon, and it is blowing the samadhi kamikaze. It is difficult for us to fight head-on! You go and catch Xiao Tang, I was slapped by the iron fan sister-in-law, so I am not afraid of this wind."

"I won't let go!"

"Be good! Let it go, so I can go to the sky to ask Baby to suppress this monster! Don't worry, I will be back soon!"

"To shut up!"

"Oh! Xiao Tang is vomiting blood because of the wind! His body is about to shatter! His eyeballs are about to burst!"

"..."

Brother Hou's momentary slack was taken advantage of by me. With one move, I flew away like a kite with a broken string in the wind.It still seemed like I had rolled hundreds of times. I was blown up into the sky with dizziness, and then fell heavily. The pain suddenly felt like my internal organs were displaced, and cold sweat oozes out. I found myself hanging on a certain tree again.

Nausea, I endured the discomfort in my body, and raised my head drowsily. There were peach trees in my eyes, and the fragrance of peaches came with the wind.The environment here is very familiar!After a long look, I found that I was actually blown to the previous place of work - Pantaoyuan!

The one I hung is exactly the 9000-year-old flat peach tree. I was about to smell the flat peach to refresh my mind when I was stopped.Looking down, I found that Zixia's eyes were contemptuous, and her eyes locked on me.

Me: "Why are you here!"

Zixia: "I'm the one asking you! The monkeys didn't come to steal the flat peaches, so you still come?"

Me: "What if I say that I was blown into the sky by the wind of monsters?"

Zixia: "That's it."

Me: "...you believe it?"

Zixia: "After all, only idiots will fall into the trap of monsters."

Me: "Hello!"