[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

The moon and stars are sparse, and the breeze is gentle.

Tang Seng was eating a vegetarian meal, and he was not in a hurry to travel at night, so he was finally able to eat a meal slowly.Seeing the elegant demeanor of the young monk's gestures, I propped my chin with one hand, with a slight smile on my lips.Suddenly, the ear was twisted off.

I rolled my eyes, turned back and stared at Brother Hou, if I twisted my ears again, I would turn into Zhu Bajie!

"A good-looking monk, you are also a nympho!" Brother Hou, who is not sitting, just got off the beam, and now he turned over and jumped on the dilapidated desk, teasing me with a smile.

I'm not ashamed, so I replied calmly: "Everyone has a love for beauty. If you look good, you should look at it more. Do you know when you have dinner?"

Brother Hou snorted, "Master is prettier than many bald men, but that's all."

I waved my hand: "Just look at the monkeys with your eyes!"

Being teased by me like this, Brother Hou didn't make a fuss, he laughed a few times and then fell silent.I find it strange that he wouldn't easily admit defeat in a normal quarrel.Looking up, there is no shadow of his monkey on the desk.

"Brother Monkey?"

Finding that he was gone, I couldn't help looking around, until my back was patted, and I subconsciously turned back.At a glance, I saw a young man smiling at me, with slightly disheveled blond bangs and long braids on his shoulders, dressed as a simple chivalrous man.Take a closer look at his appearance, bright eyes and white teeth, straight nose and thin lips, light golden eye shadow dotted the end of the eyes, with a bit of hostility.

"Hmm~ But what do you like?"

I was almost obsessed with beauty and couldn't extricate myself, suddenly Brother Monkey's voice sounded.He winked at me for a long time, then pinched my face with his hands and pulled it hard.

Only then did I see the golden hoop on the blond boy's head, damn it!Brother Monkey has changed!I figured that Brother Hou just wanted to make me angry, but I didn't follow his wish.As soon as I rolled my eyes, I thought about it, anyway, I am a nympho, so I grabbed Brother Hou's arm without thinking.

"Wow! So handsome and charming! Whose little brother are you? Big proposal! How about one?"

"I'm your father! You have some morals." Brother Hou, who was turned into a general by me, couldn't put it on. He supported my approaching face with his hands, determined to shake me away.

I stuck out my tongue at him with a playful smile: "Hmph, Brother Hou, you also remembered to hide the golden hoop when you transformed. You still want to lie to me? And you turned into such a young boy, in the end I took advantage of it."

Brother Hou gritted his teeth, turned around and waved his hands, and then changed into a blue-faced, long-toothed, long-tongued ghost and rushed over, laughing loudly: "If you have the ability, you can gnaw on this look!"

I rely on!

I can't stand the control of my appearance, I lifted my skirt and hurriedly avoided, running around Tang Seng: "No, no, no, Brother Monkey, I know I'm wrong!"

Brother Monkey, who also ran around Tang Seng in circles, refused to let go: "It's late!"

Tang Seng, who was made to eat by the two of us, finally sighed, and was about to call out to Brother Hou, but when he looked up, he saw Brother Hou's appearance that could stop a child from crying at night.At the moment, I didn't catch my breath, and I was scared and passed out.

Brother Monkey: "...Master?"

Me: "...Little Tang?"

Brother Hou finally returned to his original appearance, helped Tang Seng on the ground, and said in disbelief, "Did I faint from Master?"

I clasped my hands together and took a step back: "Amitabha, don't care about me."

Carrying Tang Seng to lie down on the bed made of straw, Brother Hou looked and looked, and finally couldn't help complaining: "It's not too frightening."

I was speechless: "He's still young, what age are we? What else can we do other than pampering you. What's more, I'm ashamed of what you've done just now."

Brother Hou slapped his thigh and said angrily, "Forget it, I won't scare him from now on."

What a big baby.

First he was knocked out by my punch, and now he was stunned by Brother Monkey.How do you feel that Tang Seng’s ordeals are all given by me and Brother Hou, but it’s better to train him to be rough and thick.It was late at night and the temperature dropped sharply. I thought Tang Seng couldn't stand the cold.Finding a thin quilt from the luggage, Monkey looked at me curiously.

"What are you doing?"

"It's cold at night, remember to cover the mortal Tang with a quilt. Also, his mouth is dry, so he needs to apply some water to moisten his lips."

Brother Hou scratched his ears and scratched his head as he watched me do these meticulous tasks. He restrained his temper and walked around behind me.The small wooden house was still not enough to keep out the wind, so I tore up the abandoned desk, and when I finished it, I turned around and bumped into Brother Monkey.

Me: "You follow me and step on the shadow to play!"

Monkey Brother: "Who is so naive, just want to see what you want to do."

Me: "The quilt is thin, light a fire to keep Xiao Tang warm."

Brother Monkey: "Hey, that's easy."

With a snap of the fingers, the firewood started to burn.Brother Monkey looked so proud, I somehow wanted to stroke his monkey hair.Hold back!This is Brother Monkey!Not ordinary monkeys.

Monkey brother asked again: "Where did you learn the ability to take care of people?"

I raised my eyebrows: "Have you forgotten that I helped your elder brother take care of your son?"

Brother Hou slapped his forehead: "Really, it seems that taking care of that little brat is not completely useless."

Me: "But Xiaotang is more delicate than Honghaier, so you have to take care of him carefully."

Brother Hou blinked and groaned, agreeing with my statement.

I thought about it, Brother Hou still wants to increase his relationship with Tang Seng, so I poured the water in the water bag into the golden bowl, handed it to Brother Monkey, and persuaded: "You are a great apprentice, but you have to give it to the next generation." Disciples, set a good example, come on, the heavyweight work of feeding water will be entrusted to you!"

"Isn't this easy to do?"

Brother Hou has a good chest, took the golden bowl and walked to Tang Seng's side.I inexplicably had a bad premonition about what was going on, I poked my head to see, Brother Monkey opened Tang Monk's mouth with one hand, and sent the golden bowl over with the other hand, and poured the water in the bowl into it Fill inside.Tang Seng, who had fainted, was woken up by choking, blushing, coughing non-stop, wanted to speak but was blocked and couldn't speak, scrambling his hands and feet.

I hastily stepped forward to stop Brother Monkey from still pouring water: "Enough is enough! Brother Monkey! Let Xiao Tang go!"

Brother Hou looked innocent: "I don't think Master has had enough."

I snatched the golden bowl and threw it away. I helped Tang Seng to give him comfort, and the monkey brother beside him was very innocent.

I suddenly remembered that I was seriously injured, and Brother Hou took care of me. Forget it, let’s teach him step by step how to treat human beings normally.

In the following days, I began to teach Brother Monkey how to raise Tang Seng.Brother Hou is also studious, he must not let the little monk break it in his own hands, lest he smash his signboard of Monkey King.Wear more clothes when it’s cold, cool off when it’s hot, drink when you’re thirsty, eat when you’re hungry, rest when you’re tired, eat three meals a day, and be careful when the seasons change.

This is just the basic method of raising, and there are more advanced ones, from taking care of his body to taking care of his mind.For example, listen to him recite Buddhist scriptures more, and ask him for advice on Buddhist principles, and he will be very happy.

Brother Hou held a piece of grass in his mouth and looked at Tang Seng who was riding a little donkey in front of him. He turned his head and looked at me.

"When and what month will I be able to go to Xitian? This donkey is too slow."

Can I @鹰悲洁小白龙 now?

However, I can’t say anything about the other three apprentices, and I’m also afraid of the butterfly effect. Brother Monkey bumped into my shoulder, and he hooked his arms around me. where?"

I don't know if the second junior brother here is Bajie or Xiaobailong. I can't tell, but no matter who it is, I can't say.

I shook my head: "No way, Brother Monkey, if you tell me, I will gain three hundred catties! Nezha won't know me by then."

Brother Monkey: "What are you afraid of? If he doesn't recognize me, I'll beat him up."

Me: "What, you said before that you don't need to rely on me."

Brother Hou let go of his hand and lost his temper: "Forget it, forget it, I only have Nezha in my heart, and I am afraid of getting fat. I am nothing, and I can't ask anything."

It hurts my feelings to say that, Brother Monkey!I'm not the kind of person who values ​​sex over friends!As soon as I was anxious, I opened my mouth to say something about the white dragon in Yingchoujian, but before I could say it, my mouth was covered.

"I'm just kidding, you're serious!"

"Dead monkey head!"

I was about to punch him, but Brother Hou flew around in front of Tang Seng.The little monk watched us running and making trouble, and only told us not to fall.

Going west this way, no matter how slow we are, we have arrived at Yingchoujian.I waited with great anticipation for Little White Dragon to come out, and I don't know if his madness has recovered, otherwise how would he carry Tang Seng on his back like crazy.As a result, we walked through Yingshoujian all the way safe and sound, and continued to move forward. Except for a few little monsters, we didn't even look at the shadow of a dragon along the way.

Brother Hou was still talking about the remaining three juniors, but I was full of confusion.

What about the little white dragon at Yingchoujian!where it goes!

At that time, the seasons alternated, late autumn turned to early winter, and the world was bleak.On a certain night, the yellow of the mountains turned completely white, and the snow fell heavily. Tang Seng was dressed like a zongzi and rode on the little donkey.Now that I have magical protection, I am no longer afraid of freezing, and I can even have a snowball fight with Brother Monkey for [-] rounds.

On this day, the mountain was blocked by heavy snow, and the donkeys, big and small, were unwilling to leave because of the wind and snow.I found a cave, arranged Tang Seng properly, lit a bonfire to warm up, and served a bowl of ginger soup.When the wind and snow outside the cave stopped and the sky and the earth were completely white, Brother Hou excitedly called me to go to the entrance of the cave for a snowball fight.After all, it was the first winter after climbing out of the Marble Mountains, and he was crazy with joy.

Probably because my unscrupulous playfulness with Brother Hou also infected Tang Seng. He is not the style of a monk in a drama, but he actually joined the snowball fight team together.

Then, to die, he caught a bad cold.

Brother Monkey: "..."

I:"……"

Tang Seng's face was flushed, and he was lying on the bunk with difficulty breathing, as if he couldn't hold on.

Tang Monk beckoned, Brother Hou went over to hold him, and called out, "Master, don't be afraid, my grandson is going to heaven to ask for medicine, you will be fine!"

Well, it's just a cold, and it can probably be cured by a mortal doctor, so don't just go to heaven.

Tang Seng sucked his nose, with some tears seeping from his eyes, he said with difficulty: "Don't be sad, my disciples, I have to go to the West Paradise as a teacher, and I won't give up just because of a minor illness. Just in case I can't make it through, please Take good care of this little donkey, and you and Xinyu will be troubled for the Buddhist scriptures in the West."

Brother Hou was probably infected by the atmosphere of the scene, and he also felt uncomfortable, and said in a low voice, "I travel all over the world, but I don't know that mortals are so weak, just having a snowball fight..."

Where did the drama come from!

I really couldn't stand it anymore, so I handed the scalded water to Brother Monkey, "You two are enough masters and apprentices, I'm going to ask for medicine, and Brother Monkey asked Xiao Tang to drink this hot water, remember to keep warm, don't let me drink it again." Let him be cold. I didn't see you crying when I was hurt!"

Brother Monkey held the golden bowl: "You are much stronger than Master, how could you die so easily."

I really appreciate your confidence in me.

I called somersault cloud and went straight to the sky, but I saw an old acquaintance on the way.I get itchy when I see him, but now is not the time to get sick, and when I was about to avoid him, the voice had already started shouting.

"You little monster, why did you come to heaven again? 200 years in prison is not enough?"

"I'm too lazy to quarrel with you. I have something urgent to go to Taishang Laojun."

"So you're not looking for the third prince. I heard that you accompanied Monkey King to protect Tang Monk on his journey to the west?"

I don't cause trouble, but Zixia chased after me.I squinted at him: "Why, can't I learn from the scriptures and cultivate my morals?"

Zixia: "Then go and learn the scriptures carefully, what is God doing?"

Me: "Oh, it's not like ordinary people are weak and sick, so they come here to ask for medicine."

Zixia: "Sick? I know some medical skills, can I help?"

I was shocked: "You, you have changed your gender! Suddenly want to help me?"

Zixia's face collapsed: "I don't know what is good and what is bad, so get out of here."

Me: "Hey, hey, don't don't! Then follow me!"

Zixia: "Fairy! Don't talk to me!"

Me: "Human life is at stake, so stop dawdling!"

Zixia: "Then how did little master get sick?"

Me: "Have a snowball fight with us."

Zixia: "...Damn mentally retarded."

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