[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

Hmph, how can I admit defeat when it comes to the idiot Nezha!

So I immediately joined the ranks of the nympho Nezha, and quickly mixed with the lotus root fans on the fifth floor.When I have nothing to do, they ask me to cut and make clothes. I have never been able to do this kind of tailoring, and I only learned the simplest sewing.

For piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, I picked up an old profession of painting, and I still draw stick figures.They found my children's paintings very cute, and they were very happy. No matter whether it is a banshee or a woman, they have no resistance to cute things.I always thought that Nezha outside the tower couldn't see us until I was reminded one day.

The little girl of the lake monster said that Nezha and Li Tianwang, who are in charge of the pagoda outside, can see every move inside, and I immediately shyly held my face together.

"Yeah, it doesn't mean that you have to be seen when you take a bath and get dressed."

The snake spirit pinned my dog's head with its tail, and said, "There are too many dramas. We usually use spells to purify ourselves. Where can we go to take a bath? Besides, there are so many beauties in Tiangong, and the stars are shining brightly. Where does the third prince need to come to spy on monsters?" Take a shower."

I huddled in a corner and drew circles: "Beasts also have the taste of demons."

Sister Wraith Ling threw me another pile of drawing paper: "Draw some pictures and calm down."

I played with the brush in my hand, looked at the harmonious and leisurely everyone, and asked curiously: "How did you all get in?"

The little girl of the lake monster immediately raised her hand: "Me, me, me! I'll say it first! I'm an idiot, Nezha. I wanted to eat cold lotus root slices, but his father threw them in!"

Girl, I admire your actions and courage!

Sister Wraith Ling: "Forced my heartless family to the cliff, and when I was about to succeed, I was caught by Li Tianwang."

The snake spirit spread her hands: "I want to eat lotus root, but I was killed instead."

The flower demon was wronged: "It was just to tease the passing scholar, so I was locked in."

The spider spirit had the most expressive expression, pointing to himself: "I've been wronged the most, okay! I was just passing by a while ago, so I was even seated. But when the 30th year comes, I can go out. After all, I haven't done anything harmful. "

It seems that everyone's crimes are not serious, and they will be able to leave in a short time. The cannibalism and mutual killing are probably upstairs.The sisters in this circle all answered me, and then looked over with wide eyes and curiosity.

"What about you, how did Sister Xinyu come in?"

Compared with them, my sins are much heavier!

I coughed, and said as low-key as possible: "That's right, you and my monkey brother smashed the Peach Club, ate the golden pill, broke into the Lingxiao Palace, and provoke the gods."

All the banshees: "(⊙口⊙)" so shocked that all the work in their hands fell to the ground.

The little girl of the lake monster hurriedly hugged her thigh: "It turns out to be a big brother, please bring me!"

I was calm on the surface, but my heart was filled with excitement. I touched her head, said in pain and pretended to be aggressive: "It's all because of being too young. Now I want to cultivate my sentiments, and I don't need to mention the past."

After that, I lived a very comfortable life. I don't know how many years later, I can often see Nezha outside from the tower.Sometimes it is blocked by the window lattice, so you can't see it clearly, but you can still feast your eyes.This day after day, I couldn't sit still for a long time, and felt that if my skills were not strengthened, I might be useless, so I started to beat upstairs again.

When I was tired, I ran back to the fifth floor to rest, and then sewed or painted.In this way, I hit the third floor, and I really felt a little bit of difficulty from this floor, after all, we are outnumbered.

The little sister of the lake monster asked me: "Why are you trying so hard to fight?"

I was serious: "One is to practice skills, and the other is to attract Nezha's attention! Am I very smart!"

The little girl of the lake monster suddenly realized: "Gao Ming, he must be able to notice that the tower is so noisy."

The snake spirit looked at me silently: "Take it easy, you really attracted his attention, be careful of being cleaned up. And he hasn't said anything now?"

The flower demon leaned on my shoulder, grinning: "She can't wait to be cleaned up by the third prince. Just say, how many sisters on our floor don't want to break that kid's face and body. Look at that waist, look at that leg .”

Sure enough, he is a like-minded monster, and I am beaming with joy: "Nezha looks good?"

All the banshees: "It's pretty tight."

I waved my hand modestly: "You are polite, thank you for liking my little husband, three heads and six arms are a good skill, and the incarnation of lotus root is a good setting."

All the banshees rushed over and beat me: "Smelly shameless, who belongs to your family! It belongs to everyone!"

Every day is so lively and lively, and my days locked in the tower are actually happy.I don't know how lonely Brother Hou is when he is crushed down the mountain by himself. I just hope that during my absence, more people passing by can talk to him.

After sweeping the third floor thoroughly this time, I clapped my hands and went back to rest.Then I found a good place to observe Nezha, and secretly took out a pen, ink, paper and inkstone to draw his Q-version villain.I drew a little Nezha with two heads and a body, and I added a lotus background behind him with a smile.

Sister Wraith Ling floated beside me and said, "Spying on someone again."

I said righteously: "No, I am just a painter, just painting for him."

Although my Nezha paintings are always divided up by these goblins, and even tried to force me to draw various poses of them and Nezha, I refused!You are so outstanding, does the Third Prince know?And even if you want to draw it, it's the eighteen poses of me and him!

After a while, I went to the second floor. I was injured this time. After tidying up the monsters here, I went back to the fifth floor and lay in the arms of Sister Wraith, who smoothed my hair.After I cleared the checkpoints from the seventh floor to the second floor, now the sisters on the fifth floor can go wherever they want, unimpeded.

I moaned and cried out in pain, the spider spirit next to me touched my head, and said with a reluctant expression: "I will be going out soon, you have to be well, I will miss you."

I was taken aback when I heard this, and blurted out, "Has it been 30 years?"

The sisters nodded. They said that Sister Wraith Ling and I were imprisoned the longest, but there will be new monsters coming in in the future.I can't help but feel sad, no matter human, demon or immortal, they can't escape the life of separation and reunion.I'm actually a little lucky. After I came to this world, I was accompanied by Brother Monkey and the Huaguoshan monkeys. Now I am accompanied by them, and I have never been really alone.

When the spider spirit left, she returned the portraits of Nezha that she had stolen to me.I still asked her to keep it, but she laughed at me, fighting me just for fun, and she didn't really like that cold god.

However, these paintings were later snatched by the little sister of the lake monster, and she also left.

One day, I was sitting by the window, and through the window lattice, I saw Nezha outside who was meditating with his eyes closed.On a whim, I yelled outside.

Me: "Nezha, the spider spirit and the lake monster girl are gone, we have several friends gone here."

Nezha: "When the time comes, I will naturally let him go."

I didn't expect to be answered at all. I froze in place, staring at him with round eyes. Although I didn't open my eyes to look in my direction, the impact was quite big to me.I have struck up a conversation with him countless times before, but he never responded, and occasionally he would look at me blankly.I excitedly yelled to my sisters that Nezha had answered my call.

The professional splashing cold water snake spirit said: "What's so strange about this, I have spoken to you before, and the third prince has also responded."

Me: "...that's too much! It took me so long to talk to him before he answered me!"

Sister Wraith not far away smiled and said, "Maybe that kid is teasing you too."

This is impossible!He's not as arrogant as Zixia!

The snake spirit patted my head with a smile, and left calmly.I snorted, leaned against the window and continued my efforts.

Me: "Nezha! I have climbed to the second floor!"

Nezha: "..."

Me: "Stop pretending! I know you can hear me! Hey, does this mean that my magic power has gone up to the next level! Maybe I can jump the tower and run away!"

Nezha's eyelashes trembled slightly, his black eyes opened, and he looked at me emotionlessly: "Monster, you have a good idea."

I muttered: "I'm a monster, we all miss you~"

Nezha: "It's full of nonsense."

That day--

Me: "Nezha, I want to take a bath, I'm tired of always chanting mantras to cleanse me."

Nezha: "..."

Me: "Nezha, Nezha, how long did you say, has grass grown on Brother Monkey's head?"

Nezha: "..."

Me: "Can it grow mushrooms? Then it will become Hericium erinaceus hahahahaha."

Nezha: "..."

Me: "Nezha, you are so beautiful, you can wear it again and let me see it!"

Nezha: "..."

Me: "Nezha, please take care of me! I know you are a lotus root person. Is it delicious? Can it be served cold? Or steamed? Do you have lotus seeds? Those lotus leaves are actually quite good as a skirt. By the way, my friend Said that she wanted to eat you once, so she was thrown into the tower by your father!"

Nezha: "Shut up."

this day--

Me: "Wow! Nezha! You brought us down to earth! Let's go see Brother Monkey! Wuzhishan! Wuzhishan!"

Nezha: "..."

Me: "Hey! Flying over! Flying over Wuzhi Mountain!"

Nezha: "I'm not going to Wuzhi Mountain, I'm going to the Gods' Cave to subdue demons."

Me: "...I miss Brother Monkey."

Nezha: "What does it have to do with me?"

Me: "Then I miss you."

Nezha: "..."

Me: "Nezha, I want to see your three heads and six arms! Cooking and juggling must be the first!"

Nezha: "Shut up."

I don’t know how many times I struck up a conversation, but Nezha shut up and forcibly ended the chat. I sat on the ground depressed, and the sisters beside me admired my perseverance.Sister Wraith Ling called me an idiot like Brother Monkey, hey!I'm not that crazy!Every time they saw that I was refused to talk, they would come to my dog's head and comfort me, saying that at least they would tell me to shut up or something.

I wasn't sad at first, but I feel very pitiful when you comfort me!

If I can't get the lotus root, I will continue to fight.After I was fully prepared, I went to the first floor valiantly under the encouragement of my sisters.In one-on-one, none of the monsters on the first floor are my opponents, but they are in a group.I've known for a long time that they would huddle together, but I didn't expect that thousand-handed scorpion would be particularly sneak attacking, and her mouth was full of poison.

This highly poisonous toxin is mixed with the toxins of all the poisons on this layer, and it is volatilized by Qianshou, which is difficult for ordinary gods to resist.

Although I haven't practiced immortality to the level of Brother Hou's proficiency, but after eating flat peaches and golden pills, the poison didn't kill me, it just paralyzed half of my body.I was knocked down by the mantid monster, and the group of monsters did it.I struggled hard, sweating profusely, and I knew that Brother Monkey would not come to rescue me this time.

Bite the bullet, even if my eyes are full of stars, my head is dizzy, and my hands and feet are weak, I will endure all kinds of nausea and stand up to fight.The pumpkin sledgehammer in my hand was blocked by the block and hit my chest instead. I spat out a mouthful of blood and fell backwards.I thought I was going to be cold, but I didn't expect to be hugged from behind.

"Go back."

The boy's voice sounded beside me, and I looked at Nezha who entered the tower in amazement, feeling unreal!He didn't look at me, and the sound of stepping back wasn't meant for me, but just to warn the monsters on the opposite side.He embraced me in one hand, and a nine-section copper whip in the other, his eyes were as cold as ice.

"Nezha boy! Let you come and go today! Try our power!"

Seeing the god who imprisoned them come in, the group of monsters were extremely excited, and the telekinetic spells actually merged into a huge body, which was grotesque, with five heads and ten arms, covered with weapons, and sprayed the previous venom from its mouth and nose.Jie Jie laughed a few times, and the demon rushed forward anxiously, wishing to tear Nezha into pieces.

"Nezha run!!!!"

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