[Journey to the West] I think what's wrong with this Journey to the West

My soul has been worn out, and it has been for a while.

When I became conscious, I found myself on top of a mountain.In the morning, you can see the sea of ​​clouds churning, at dusk, you can see the sky full of clouds, at night, you can see the shining stars, and from time to time, you can see rare and exotic animals that subvert the three views.What a viewing platform!

If my soul hadn't penetrated into a piece of immovable jade, all this would have been perfect.

Because it is unrefined jade, I can't move it.So I have experienced the sourness of being exposed to the sun and rain, being struck by lightning, and being bombed by hail.But I'm not the only one suffering from this, there is a big black stone next to me, a circle fatter than me.

Fortunately, it is fatter than me, and sometimes it can shield me from wind, rain and snow. Even if birds and beasts fly overhead, there are more bird droppings on its head.

I thought for a long time about how my soul pierced and where it went, but because I couldn't move, I still couldn't come to a result.I don't know how long later, I found that my senses have become sharper, every time I am illuminated by the sun and the moon, I feel very comfortable, I can also absorb the aura of heaven and earth, and I can use this wonderful power more freely.I may be accumulating big tricks for cheating!Think a little excited.

According to the preliminary judgment, I think I have entered a fantasy world with strange beasts and inexplicable power.Is it western magic or oriental fantasy?This remains to be seen.

After a while, I found that the wild flowers on the mountain withered and bloomed again, and the earth returned to spring, and the fat black stone beside me suddenly shone with colorful lights.During the day, this light is not very obvious, but at night, this light is like a disco ball in a disco, it is so dazzling that I am about to crack.

"My friend, can you please keep a low profile?"

Day after day, after realizing that this guy was even more radiant, I couldn't bear it and opened my mouth.This is the first time I have talked to my neighbors, because I found that I can talk and understand the language of birds and animals, probably because my plug-in has arrived.

The fat black stone couldn't speak yet, but it shook its whole body twice, expressing its rejection.

The conversation fell apart, and I just continued to live with its colorful lights.

It’s been a long time, and I’ve gotten used to it. It’s okay to be a laser light at night. When the moonlight is bright, the colored light seems to flow and is more eye-catching.Sometimes animals even come to play on the top of the mountain, play around the neighbor curiously, and then piss on it by the way.

Every time he was urinated, Fat Heishi would shake all over, looking very angry.I bumped into it quickly to help smooth the hair.

"Forget it, my friend."

In this way, fat Heishi and I became spirits by continuously charging and accumulating the aura of the sun, moon and heaven and earth.

On a rainy night with lightning and thunder, the thunder struck and directly bombed the neighbors.With this earth-shattering posture, a black shadow leaped into the sky, cut through the rainy night, and rushed straight into the sky with the colorful light of Marysu.

Compared with my neighbor's wild and refined method of brutalism, I am very graceful and artistic, and gradually changed from the appearance of jade.I recalled how I was when I was a human, and I started to transform. I haven't seen a human for a long time, and I'm really a little uncertain about the shape.

Because the neighbor jumped into the sky, the lightning and thunder stopped unexpectedly, and even the rain gradually subsided.In the end, a round of bright moon poked its head out of the light clouds and mist, and the soft light poured down thousands of miles.

Then the neighbor fell from the sky, ran around a few times with squeaky noises, and then ran steadily in front of me.Oops, now I can finally have a serious face-to-face with this guy, and I'm really looking forward to what he looks like!

"Hi, hello, I'm Yu next door to you—"

When I saw the furry monkey with a hairy face and no fig leaf in front of me, I was stunned.He walked around me a few times while scratching, showing one side of his fangs, and sneered: "I didn't expect you, a jade boy, to become a spirit, tsk, the appearance of the transformation is too ugly!"

Sun, Sun, Sun Wukong?

The successive shocks made me a little unresponsive, I have traveled to Journey to the West!Proper oriental fantasy!And I met a childhood idol that I would never meet, but before my ecstasy was ignited, I was criticized by the idol for being too ugly...

Is it really ugly!It's just because I haven't seen the human face for a long time, and I can't remember it for a while, so I become a little shabby!

Turn fans to black, climb the wall, Erlang Shen is also very good.

My mind exploded like firecrackers, I decided to use my adult wisdom and calmness to finish this friendly greeting.

"Hello, I'm your next door wow!!!"

"What a long-winded ghost, let's play!"

One paw clasped my wrist, and the monkey pulled me and ran wildly.There should be BGM here, running with the wind and freedom is the direction~~

I was dragged from the mountain to the bottom by the monkey, and flew from the sea to the cave. When he stopped, I was panting like a dog and paralyzed in the cave.The monkey gave me a contemptuous look, swept its tail in front of me, and threw me a face.Sun Wukong, you are not kind, it's amazing to have a tail.

It turned out to be amazing, the monkey left me and ran out of the cave, I thought our rock friendship was over.But it didn't take long for him to come back again, holding all kinds of fruits in his hands, and even a few bunches of bananas hanging from his tail.

Great, my monkey brother.

Cannibals are soft-spoken, and I will flatter him right away.I was a little happy to be coaxed by me. The monkey originally wanted to pinch my face, but after taking a look at my facial features, it changed to touching my head silently.

So how ugly my incarnation looks.

I said solemnly: "Ahem, you said we should have a nickname in the future."

The monkey gave me a sideways look, ate the banana, and then threw it away, right on my forehead.I took the banana peel off my head with dead eyes, and continued: "You see, you are a stone monkey, and you were born earlier than me, so I will call you brother monkey."

Upon hearing this, the monkey turned its bright eyes and agreed: "That's good, sure!"

I happily continued to advance the relationship and said, "Then brother monkey called me—"

"Ugly girl!"

"..." I was stunned, and quickly corrected: "No, no, you may not understand the meaning of ugliness very well, call me—"

"Ugly!"

Why go too far!

I originally wanted to reveal my former name, but I felt that it was meaningless.Staring at the monkey sullenly, he smiled and asked me to choose one of the two. I really should turn from fan to black.

"Don't you like it? Then change it, ugly baby."

"Ugly girl."

"Ugly."

"Ugly jade."

Tathagata, you can slap this monkey and fart now!

In the end, I had no choice but to choose the title Ugly Girl, hum, let’s ask for another name when I get to Patriarch Bodhi.

At night, brother monkey and I picked up a lot of hay to make a bed, and then we waded down in the moonlight outside.Ouch, I share the bed with my childhood idol~

When I was trying to touch his monkey's tail, brother monkey suddenly spoke, and I quickly withdrew my paw with a righteous face.

"Ugly girl, tell me why those animals used to shit and piss on me."

This question is really in-depth. I maintained a serious face and explained seriously: "Maybe, your colorful light makes them unable to bear the mark in this way. After all, colored stones are a rare thing, Jack Su among stones. "

Compared with my politeness, Brother Hou was obviously more down-to-earth, and said angrily, "What's the mark? Let me be your exclusive latrine?"

I rolled over laughingly: "Hahahahahahahahahaha!"

Brother Hou kicked me away in distaste: "Tsk, you're going to hit me with your buck teeth when you smile!"

The author has something to say: How ugly is the ugly girl, please use your imagination freely and boldly!Brother Hou's eyes were hot before, but now she is hot on Brother Hou's eyes!

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