Port Mafia Writing Diary

"Sakunosuke, where have you been?"

I jumped into the arms of Oda Sakunosuke, and quickly began to complain about my grievances, "People in this world are so strange. If you want to realize your dreams by putting people in the world to sleep, people in the ninja industry are all mentally ill. Let's go back quickly."

"I don't know what Ling is talking about, but you seem to be doing well." Oda Sakunosuke patted my shoulder, and then put a box down.

Seeing that he was acting cautiously, I leaned over to take a look, "Sakunosuke, what is this?"

"Oh, a gift from the kind people in the world where Saiki, Dazai, and Quanna fell. There are a lot of monsters in that world. We helped the people in that world fight some. The locals are very grateful."

"Is that so? Why did I receive some notes from the XX Association in these gifts asking you not to come to this world again..."

"It should be Ling that you misread."

Oda Sakunosuke tore up the paper in front of me, and then asked me what happened here.

"Oh, it's a ninja!" Before I could finish my sentence, I was covered by other people's voices.

"Quanna?"

"Izumi Uchiha still exists..."

The two Uchiha Madara revolved around Uchiha Izumi, who was letting go of Dazai Osamu, and kept asking for warmth, while Senju Bashima and Senju Feima temporarily quarreled to discuss the degree of exodus of the dirty soil reincarnation technique studied by Senju Feima.

Three generations of Hokage and others came over, and they chose to ask me what was going on.

I held Oda Sakunosuke's arm, and said casually: "How many times have I said it, I have been to parallel time and space, where Konoha was just established."

Three generations of Hokage: "I see, I thought you were talking nonsense again."

"Old man, what you said is too much. Ling never talks nonsense." I snorted.

Bai Lan said abruptly: "Sister Ling can only say things that are incomprehensible."

I made a gesture to fight, but Bai Lan immediately hid behind Oda Sakunosuke, and shouted: "Oda Saku, hurry up and take care of the elder sister!"

Oda Sakunosuke looked left and right, a little confused, as if he didn't understand all this, he spoke after a while: "Ling——"

"Okay, I see!" I looked at Bai Lan regretfully, and vowed to teach him a lesson when I go back.

Bai Lan took a few steps back, "Sister Ling, are you planning to do something bad?"

"Not at all~" My smile grew brighter, and I was about to step forward to grab him, but Oda Sakunosuke grabbed his wrist.

He reminded, "Ling, check it again, we should go back."

"Hey, so soon?" I thought I would stay here for a few days.

Suddenly [Uchiha Madara] said: "I should go back."

I turned my head to look, and he crossed his arms, looking at his other self who has become a little cute baby with disgust, "I am so stupid in this world, to be deceived by that guy Heijue."

"...Do you want to be burned?" The cute Uchiha Madara stared at the other party. If he hadn't been stopped by Uchiha Izumi, he would definitely step forward and fight the other party.

"You two Madara brothers, don't fight." Uchiha Izuna looked like he had a headache.

Osamu Dazai was beside him, smiling and nodding, "That's how it should be."

——Take the opportunity to leave Uchiha Quanna here!

"That's right." I came to my senses and quickly took Oda Sakunosuke to recognize people in this world.

Pointing to Senju Hashirama, Senju Banma, Third Hokage, and Fourth Hokage, "Although they are not important, Sakunosuke should just take a look at them. I saw Hokage in Konoha Village one, two, three, and four."

Oda Sakunosuke nodded, and quickly picked up his phone to take a photo with them.

Four Hokages: "..."

——I always feel that it is very angry to be treated by this pair of inappropriate important people!

I pointed to Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi again, "They are the Kakashi class of Konoha Village. Of course, these three students are all teachers. I'm actually quite strange, Why is it still called Kakashiban like this, it is clearly in name only.”

Kakashi clutched his stomach and was about to collapse, Naruto and Sakura surrounded SAIC.

"Kakashi-sensei, don't die!"

"Let me save you! Kakashi-sensei, don't worry, my anatomy is very good!"

Kakashi: "..."

——Did all these people stab him on purpose?

I was about to take Oda Sakunosuke to meet the next group of people when Sasuke blocked me.

Sasuke looked in the direction of Uchiha Izuna, pulled the corners of his lips, and said to me: "Hey, I believe what you said. I want to go to that parallel world, you can do it."

I was stunned, but Oda Sakunosuke said naturally: "The reason?"

Xianglin and the others were quite nervous and wanted to speak, but Sasuke took a casual look and shut their mouths.

Sasuke: "This world doesn't need Uchiha anymore."

There was a depressing aura about him at the moment.

I casually pulled Sawada Tsunayoshi, who was already mingling with the people of Konoha Village very naturally, and asked him if he knew Sasuke Uchiha.

Sawada Tsunayoshi said without hesitation: "I know him, he betrayed the village, and then Naruto chased him for several years."

"Huh?" I was startled, and looked over in a rather complicated manner, naturally missing what Sawada Tsunayoshi said next.

"Ninja, you can really do anything." I sighed.

Sawada Tsunayoshi had a hard time repeating: "Ms. Asano, please listen to my words. You must have misunderstood. What I said was that Naruto wanted to bring back the rebels, no fear of life or death."

"...Needless to say, I understand."

As I stepped forward, I just heard Oda Sakunosuke say to Sasuke: "You are still young, and some things have reached a dead end. However, I can offer you a part-time job here. The salary is average, and there are additional requirements, but you can go to another world……"

"I'll go." Sasuke agreed without thinking.

Oda Sakunosuke nodded, "Okay, I'll ask Saiki."

He turned his head and left, and I quickly followed, grumbling as we walked, "Sakunosuke, what do you care about him? Everyone in Konoha Village really wants him to go back. It's not like he doesn't have a home."

"But, Ling, he has no blood relatives." Oda Sakunosuke suddenly stopped, and I bumped into his chest before I could react.

He raised his hand and landed on the back of my head, and patted it lightly, "If possible, sending him to a parallel time and space to get along with the Uchiha clan is very suitable, but Na Saiki said that this is not suitable...he is not suitable Live in this place. At least, he doesn't have enough judgment ability now."

Oda Sakunosuke's tone was calm and calm.

As always, the straightforward narrative convinced me.

I sighed, and hugged him subconsciously, "This kind of thing is so troublesome, Ling really can't figure it out, but if Sakunosuke wants to help, I will try my best."

Oda Sakunosuke chuckled, "Ling, thank you."

I didn't speak next, I chose to hug him more and more.

I said in my heart that I will definitely watch him carefully in the future and tell him not to help others with good intentions.

Not everyone in this world is as good as him, willing to be a good person and bring home an unknown person who doesn't know good or bad.

·

"Saiki-kun, what are you looking at?" Sawada Tsunakichi called anxiously.

【there is nothing. ] Saiki Kusuo retracted his gaze, and once again recorded in his heart that Rei Asano was an out-and-out love.

When he goes back, he might be able to develop a new manuscript reminder business, using Oda Sakunosuke to urge Rei Asano to be serious about rushing manuscripts...

Bai Lan passed by at this moment, and clicked her tongue, "I hate it. The love brain is really troublesome."

Sawada Tsunayoshi scratched his head, and said to Saiki Kusuo, who he thought was a fellow man beside him, "Let's forget what Mr. Bailan said just now. By the way, Saiki-kun, when shall we go back?"

[Just repair the car. ] Saiki Kusuo thought for a while, and added: 【This time, we need to send back people who do not belong to this world. 】

Sawada Tsunayoshi understood in seconds, and turned his head to look at [Uchiha Madara] who was chased by many peach blossoms again and Uchiha Madara who had turned into a child, and was a little confused at the moment.

When can they return to normal?

[I don't know this either. 】 Saiki Kusuo said in his heart.

·

A few things to take care of before going back.

First announced the identity of Heijue, confessed the relationship between Heijue, Kaguya Ji, and the Sage of the Six Paths brothers, and bluntly stated that the future of this planet is not peaceful.

When Naruto and the others heard the words, they immediately threatened to make preparations.

Then Saiki Kusuo took out the car in front of everyone, and this time the parking space was widened enough for many people to sit in it.

Before reincarnating in the dirt, Senju Hashima looked in the direction of the two Madaras and smiled calmly: "Mara, come to hell as soon as possible, I'll wait for you."

"Hashirama, go die yourself." The two Madara said in unison.

Afterwards, Dou ended his psychic state.He was dragged by Asano Rei to ask about the situation of the baby snake, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and the answer was quite urgent. Finally, Oda Sakunosuke called Asano Rei to help him.

Rei Asano followed Oda Sakunosuke into the car with a smile, but was stopped by two Madara.

"Hey, have you forgotten me?" [Uchiha Madara] has an ugly face, and if he doesn't get rid of the so-called luck halo as soon as possible, he will have to go out with his face covered to avoid women's pursuit.

Madara Uchiha, who looked like a cute bun, said angrily, "Rei Asano, quickly transform me back, and—"

Seeing that someone next to him was about to fall down and play the role of the deceased, Rei Asano slapped the person without thinking. The person woke up, but Uchiha Madara seemed to be a little smaller again...

"Well, I thought about it just now. It seems that this ability card will take three years to end, or you can follow me. When I master the ability, I will transform you back."

"It's up to you to say." The two Madaras said in unison, and got into the car in an incomparably tacit understanding.

[Uchiha Madara]: "Before going back to my world, I want to chat with Quanna."

The cute bun Uchiha Madara crossed his arms: "Quenna and Uchiha's orphans are in your car, I have to take care of them."

As soon as he said this, other people found that Sasuke Uchiha had already got into the car.

It's just that Uchiha Sasuke is competing with Bai Lan for the position, it doesn't seem obvious...

Naruto and others blurted out: "Sasuke, where are you going?"

Sasuke replied without raising his head: "Naruto, goodbye. I will always be a Uchiha."

There is no Uchiha in this world, so there is no need for him to stay here.

Naruto and others tried to stop them, but at this time the car had already opened and quickly entered the gate of time and space.

The voices of Naruto and others continued to come from behind.

·

This time, the space-time channel is a bit chaotic.

I subconsciously asked Oda Sakunosuke how he lived in that world full of monsters, and Dazai Osamu who was not far away listlessly threw a disappointing sentence, "It's like a sea of ​​garbage, super disgusting."

"Tsk, Dazai, your example is so ugly." I complained casually, and when I turned my head, I saw an old man chasing wildly behind the car, constantly yelling for us to put down the remaining Uchihas.

I threw Sasuke's shoes over without thinking, and the old man fell directly to the ground.

Sasuke stared at me angrily, "You actually stole my shoes!"

I was so sincere, "Can you believe I didn't mean it?"