Port Mafia Writing Diary

"Sorry, this person is pretending to talk nonsense! Don't take his words seriously!"

I stepped forward and stepped Bai Lan on the ground, and greeted the nearest Uchiha kid with a smile, "Can I have a skewer of barbecue?"

"Yes, yes." The barbecue he handed over was very fragrant, and I told the Uchiha science popularization while eating, "Xiaobai was talking nonsense just now. You can't take it seriously, he was almost imprisoned before. Hundreds of years."

Uchiha: "Really?!!!"

I nodded, and I want to popularize science.

Bai Lan, who was trampled under my feet, spoke with difficulty: "Sister Ling, that's enough, I won't talk anymore, just let me go."

I looked at his back with regret, "No, my feet like your back very much now."

Bai Lan stretched out her hand and shook, "OK, let me tell you a secret, it's very important."

I was suspicious, he emphasized again that the amount of information is very important, I barely let go of my foot, and Bai Lan immediately bit my ear.

"Sister Ling, we are the world and have been stared at by people from parallel worlds."

"Huh?" I rubbed my chin, always feeling that this is like a plot of a novel, and asked: "Don't hide it, tell me what's going on."

Bai Lan tossed her hair, thinking she was suave and suave, but in fact there was still dust on her body, and her words were full of teasing that couldn't be concealed.

"Don't forget my ability! Although it has been sealed by Pengo Lie for more than half, I can't become a super powerful state... After I awakened, I found out that there is a person in the next world who is using [Book] ] and things like that look at our world.”

"That person is actually a different body of Dazai Zhi in our world. He is the boss of the port mafia..."

He was going to brag about how amazing what he saw, but I interrupted, "Oh, this is all information from hundreds of years ago. I came back from the world ten years ago, and I already knew that Osamu Dazai was ten years ago. The boss of the Port Mafia in the next year."

Although I don't know why Osamu Dazai became the boss of the port mafia and committed suicide...

The picture of Oda Sakunosuke drinking with Dazai Osamu and Sakaguchi Ango that I saw at the Lupin Bar flashed through my mind. I hesitated and wrote it down in my notebook to remind Sakunosuke Dazai Osamu that the future is good.

What Osamu Dazai does has nothing to do with me, but he happens to be a good friend of the person I care about the most.

"What?" Bai Lan's face froze, "Sister Ling actually knows all about it."

I glanced at him in distaste, "If you have the ability, you can tell me when you see the port mafia changing careers to open a grandma tea chain store."

Bai Lan: "...Ah, not this one."

——Damn it, why does this woman know everything!Obviously he is the one with the golden finger!

"Okay, I will settle accounts with you later on other things."

I patted him on the shoulder, and then I was stared at by the curious cat eyes of those Uchihas.

They boldly said: "Miss Asano, I heard that you brought Master Quanna back. May I ask how you rescued Master Quanna?"

"Izuna, oh, it's Uchiha Izumi." Looking at the young Uchiha boy in front of me, but he looks good, I said in a mysterious tone, "You can say it, but you have to promise me one thing."

They exchanged glances and nodded.

You're done, the tool man appears!

I flipped through my notebook, found the script I had written before, and handed it to them decisively, asking them to act according to the recitation above.

The pupils of the Uchiha boys were shocked, and they spoke with difficulty:

"That's not good!"

"What is this, it's too shameful!"

I patted them on the shoulder to encourage them, and thought of the situation in Muye Village that Senshou Zhujian told me about before, and smiled loudly: "Don't worry, I will give it to the children of the Senshou family. Perform in the whole village together, and ask the villagers to choose the best performer."

Uchiha Boys: "!!!"

It was as if they had eaten explosives, they quickly stated that they would not lose to Qianshou and the others, and turned around and ran away.

I looked back at Bai Lan in confusion, "Why are they in such a hurry, I haven't finished talking about Senju's and Uchiha's scripts, and there is a final cooperation plot."

After all, I wrote it when I was bored. The two scripts are both series, and they will be performed together in the end.

Bai Lan had a strange expression on her face: "Although I feel that I sometimes put pressure on people, I didn't expect you, Sister Ling, to torture people like this."

"What nonsense are you talking about!" I gave Bai Lan a threatening look, and he quickly raised his hands to signal his innocence.

I turned around and wandered around Muye Village.

Looking at these simple houses and the pitiful Konoha with few shops, I once again feel that there is too much fun missing here.

I really can't find any fun here, so I should go back. The boy Kusuo Saiki who brought me to this world has disappeared.

Not long after, I saw people in Muye Village running in one direction.

I followed and soon saw Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju fighting in a place outside the village.

They fought well enough.Uchiha Madara's Susanoo fought with the tree man in Senjuzhujian, and opened up a lot of fields along the way, and even made rivers.

The scene is magnificent, completely beyond the scope of human capabilities.I stared fixedly at this scene, just about to say that this world is very powerful.

Suddenly, I heard a voice from the Thousand Hands Door not far away, "Brother, don't knock out the woods on your left, remember to knock out the lake on the right!"

Uchiha Quanna, who has a short-lived body, seemed unwilling to lag behind, and shouted to Uchiha Madara: "Brother Ban, the cliff needs to be repaired."

I was eager to eat melons, and trotted to Senju Feijian and Uchiha Izumi, and asked curiously, "What are you doing?"

Senjujuma fought with Uchiha Madara, and as a result, their younger brothers yelled at people to repair the mountains, rivers and lakes near the village.

This is how you know how to use human resources too!

"It's you." Qianshou Fanjian crossed his arms, "Brother Zhujian is powerful, he can easily move mountains and create seas, but he will do so in a flash."

"Heh, Brother Ban can do it too, and even move the snow mountain here to bring convenience to the village's summer farming." Uchiha Izuna said quietly.

Senshou Feijian and Uchiha Quanna looked at each other, as if they were about to fight at any time, I quickly stood between them, and said decisively: "So, is your house finished? Or is it, my dear?" Warrior Realty is out of business?"

Qianshou Feijian gritted his teeth when he heard the words: "I have already told the daimyo, but the whereabouts of the daimyo's son are unknown, so it is impossible for him to consider this now."

"That's a pity." I didn't care about the whereabouts of the daimyo at all, but just asked how the village's infrastructure was planned.

Both Senju Tobema and Uchiha Quanna remained silent.

I sighed, "Very well, I understand, it seems that you ninjas like to deal with it like this."

Thousand Hands & Izumi Uchiha: "That's not it!"

I sympathized and said: "Needless to say, I understand that you are only obsessed with improving your military strength, and don't care about your living environment."

These two people looked like you are talking nonsense, I suddenly felt that my shoulders were quite heavy, and then when I came between Uchiha Madara and Senjuzhu, I took the initiative to talk to them.

"Can you burn a brick and make a tile?"

"Well, is the water heater okay? It's not that I'm picky, but I woke up and found that the bathroom here is a bit..."

That's why I actually ran out.

It was the first time for me to come to a place where the equipment was backward, and once again I called the name of Saiki Kusuo in my heart.

Looking at the two of them with a very sincere face, I continued to say some equipment names, Senju Zhuma showed a surprised look, Uchiha Madara frowned, folded his arms, and reluctantly said that he could consider it.

"It's up to you!" I am satisfied now, and I will pull Uchiha Madara to test the fired bricks on the spot.

The moment he was about to touch him, he jumped back suddenly, staring at me like a frightened bird, "What are you going to do to me?"

"You are too much! Ling just wants to urge you to burn bricks!" I was a little dissatisfied.

Uchiha Izuna came over, and said in a delicate tone: "Well, Miss Asano, don't be angry, Brother Ban is just too lucky to approach women because of his luck."

Don't dare approach?I've regained my energy, and my tone is brisk, but I keep running in the direction of Uchiha Madara.

"Don't run away, I'm just discussing with you how to make things that improve people's happiness!"

"roll!"

Madara Uchiha kept avoiding me.

In the end, I was dragged by Brother Thousand Hands to burn bricks.

It has to be said that they are very good at hands-on.

The test was successful in just two days, and the renovation and construction of houses for the whole village will start immediately.The Senju clan decisively helped, and the Uchiha clan built waterwheels by the river under the leadership of Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Quanna.

In a week, Konoha Village began to re-plan the road and renovate the houses.

I am in charge of producing house design drawings and equipment design drawings.

Bai Lan still had time to design a few stores in commercial circles, helped many old, weak, sick and disabled to find jobs, and even opened a clothing store.

Recently, Bailan was still smiling, and happily studied various sweets with Uchiha. I felt a toothache watching it, so I randomly stuffed garlic into someone, and asked someone to drag away the fainted Bailan.

In just over a week, Muye Village has taken on a new look.

The houses are modernized, and there are many tree houses. Muye Village has built a relatively complete commercial street, and various shops have appeared, which fully meet the needs of the villagers.

One night, at a high-level meeting of Konoha.

I took it for granted that I gave the script to the Senshou and Uchiha teenagers and asked them to rehearse the drama, and suggested that the next night's fireworks display should be a key program.

Uchiha Madara objected instantly, "How unreasonable! Isn't this making people laugh at the two races!"

Senshou Feijian took a step back, with a look of aggrieved why he had the same reaction as Uchiha Madara.

Uchiha Izuna glared at Senshou Feima, and then said to me: "Miss Asano, this suggestion is very bad, please reconsider. It is also possible to change the script, in short, don't let the two families fall into such chaos."

I put my face in one hand, and said very strangely: "Isn't it possible? I obviously just gave a very normal script and strengthened the cooperation between the two families. Could it be that you don't want Konoha to become a real big family?" ?”

The place was silent.

The patriarchs of several small families looked at each other with expressions of rejoicing.

——At this time, I thank myself for not being Senju and Uchiha's people, and avoiding embarrassment.

Uchiha Madara spoke with difficulty: "But——"

"Then you can go up." I said casually, "I said it before, this is a normal cooperative program. You, the patriarch, can also go up instead..."

Uchiha Madara changed his words instantly: "No, just leave it to those children. They will definitely be able to."

Senshou Bashima showed a moved expression: "Madara, you are really too open-minded."

Senshou Feima & Uchiha Izumi looked desperate.

I was very puzzled, could it be that the script I wrote was not good.

They didn't appreciate the content, but cared who performed it.

·

The content of the script I arranged is very simple.

Basically, it is to write down the anti-routine plots of the bloody dramas I have seen before, with a little bit of alternative content.

At the end of the meeting, Bai Lan asked me for the specific content of the two scripts.

After watching it, he covered his stomach and laughed, "Sister Ling is really a genius, you can think of such a plot."

"Of course I'm a genius." I replied without thinking.

The script for the children of the Senshou family is as follows: the heirs of the two hostile wealthy families meet each other and laugh at each other. As a result, they accidentally switch bodies and do not rap at a fixed time, and the body will automatically walk 3000 meters on its head.In order to return to each other's bodies and get rid of this debuff, they did a lot of funny things. When they returned to each other's bodies, they were notified by the parents of both parties that they had to be admitted to a noble school that could only be admitted to celebrities. Ask them to marry into another family.

The script for the children of the Uchiha family is another content: two stupid and cute young swordsmen in an aristocratic school have a decisive battle to decide who is eligible to pursue the school beauty.As a result, they fell into the trap by mistake before the decisive battle, and turned into small animals for at least five hours a day. They were afraid of embarrassing themselves in front of their acquaintances, so they simply used the bodies of small animals to hide and fight. When debuting, the fights became more fierce.

The content of the script is simple, but the lines are explosive and fun.

I thought about giving it to Editor Fuji to deal with it before, but every time this idea came up, I was frightened by Editor Fuji's gentle but terrifying smile and gave up in seconds.

Once the editor Fuji knows that I have time to write the script, she will definitely push me to do better.

Bai Lan said sincerely: "Sister Ling, please let me play a cameo role."

"Okay, no problem, I will open a back door for you! You will be in charge of playing the tree in the Uchiha drama!"

Bai Lan's eyes almost straightened, "Sister Ling, you just let me act as a tree?"

"That's right! This is still an important role! I don't give it to ordinary people! After the protagonist turns into a small animal, the fights are on and under trees." I looked at him with dangerous eyes, "Shouldn't you Maybe you want to back down."

He quickly stated that he would definitely do it.

I was satisfied now, I smiled and pulled him and gave it to the Uchiha boys. After explaining to them the role that Bailan needs to play, the Uchiha children looked at Bailan with a lot more gentle eyes.

"Sister Ling, save me, I don't want to be with these brats."

"Okay, I see, you must have fun with them."

I waved my hand, turned my head and walked in the direction of the tree house built according to my request in Qianshouzhujian.

It has to be said that Senshou Bashima's ability to build houses is really strong, and his brother Senshou Feijian's aesthetic assistance is also added.

There are several strings of lilies of the valley and bells hanging in the tree house, and the furniture made of rattan and wood is covered with a layer of blankets. There is a simple bathroom in the house. I lie on the bed and yawn. The only regret in my sleep is that there is no internet, air-conditioning, and TV. .

The phone has run out of battery these days...

·

At the same time, the outside world is still in turmoil.

Where several big and small countries are at war, the wilderness is full of human corpses.The few well-informed people all risked their families and rushed to live there after learning that Muye Yin Village and the Land of Fire were prosperous and peaceful.

In such an era, the poor will not be looked up to by the daimyo at all, and will only become consumables under the daimyo's few words.

"Is this war?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi's lips were dry, and he hadn't eaten or drank well for several days.

He hid behind the thorns and once again suffered from his powerlessness.

After coming to this world, he has been wandering around, looking for a place to live.However, every time it seems to live well, it encounters a new war.

He couldn't do anything but run, and he ran into an unlucky friend on the way to avoid the refugees.

"Gangji-jun, are we safe?" The boy lying on the ground said hoarsely.

"Mitsuhide-kun, it seems to have stopped outside, I'll take you away, you must be safe." Sawada Tsunayoshi quickly carried his little friend away.

He met this little friend the day he came to this world.At the beginning, the other party was dressed in aristocratic background, but the problem was that he was targeted by refugees because of his money.

Sawada Tsunayoshi had to dodge with the opponent in various ways, so as not to be dragged by those people to kill and rob everything.

"I regret it, I should have stayed with my father, I shouldn't have left on a whim." Guangxiu wanted to cry.

Sawada Tsunayoshi was also heartbroken, "If I had known earlier, I shouldn't have gotten in that car, and it wouldn't have turned into what it is now."

These are very tacit words, and the two people looked at each other with sympathy, and continued to support each other to move forward.

The next moment, a boy with pink hair came over.

Sawada Tsunayoshi's eyes lit up, "It's you! Is Ms. Asano here too? I've been looking for you for a long time!"

【I'll take you back, Sawada Tsunayoshi. 】Kusuo Saiki disappeared these days because he went back to another world temporarily to deal with matters.

God knows, he just left his parents and classmates looking for him everywhere, Saiki Kusuo had to pretend to deal with his classmates for a few days, and solve the dangers in the world.

Then when he came to this world, he found Tsunayoshi Sawada who also came to this world, but unfortunately fell into this place to survive with a boy with a special status.

"I want to go home!" Sawada Tsunayoshi was quite excited.

The boy Guangxiu looked left and right, and finally decided to go with his little friend.

[Take my hand, close your eyes, and I will take you away. 】Saiki Kusuo thought for a while, and just 'said' their names, 【Sawada Tsunayoshi, Murata Mitsuhide. 】

The two teenagers obeyed obediently, and as soon as they closed their eyes, Saiki Kusuo was taken to the vicinity of Konoha Village in an instant.

【arrive. 】

"Where is this place?"

"Well, this location is a bit familiar."

Compared to Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was still wondering, Mitsuhide Murata seemed to have thought of something, and his eyes lit up, "Tunayoshi, I can ask the ninja to take me home, and then I will ask my father to treat you well, thank you for this paragraph Take care of time."

"That's great, Mitsuhide."

The two are about to prepare to celebrate the next peaceful life.

[Wait——] Saiki Kusuo felt something was wrong.

He didn't have time to remind, and then Sawada Tsunayoshi and Murata Mitsuhide were blown away by a strong wind from Konoha Village. They screamed that there was danger again, and then Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama came out.

This time the two continued to quarrel over important matters in the village.

They grew bigger and farther away, and under the reminder of Senju Tomona and Uchiha Izumi who were chasing after them, they decisively chose to fight in the distance and continue to build the surrounding environment of Konoha Village.

Seeing that the two elder brothers did not destroy the village environment, Senju Tomona and Uchiha Izumi both wiped off their sweat, and were about to celebrate when they heard Saiki Kusuo's voice.

[There is something I need to remind you, the boy who was blown away just now is the son of the fire country daimyo who ran away from home. 】

Thousand Hands & Uchiha Izumi Hitomi Earthquake:! ! !

·

When I woke up the next day, I was asked by the Senju Uchiha brothers to appease Murata Mitsuhide, the son of the fire country daimyo who seemed to be afraid of ninjas.

I groaned and blinked, "Is he good-looking? Can he play a role in a drama?"

Senju & Uchiha brothers: "Forget it, let's coax."

——If this daimyo son is really allowed to act in a drama, wouldn't the other party hate ninjas for the rest of his life?