I draw cards in high school

【The green grass in the world needs watering～】

Gojo Satoru stroked his hair, and checked again whether the color of the hair was green. Just now, he couldn't bear to face two people with the same hair color as himself.

I don't know if he was deliberately mad at him, but Yui Kurihara's email happened to be sent at this time.

[Meal replacements will one day replace regular meals. 】

As if she felt that this sentence could not fully express her true inner thoughts, Yui even added a very cute kaomoji at the end.

Very well, Gojo Satoru was basically sure that the other party was angry with him.

[As long as the meal is shameless, the meal replacement will never have a chance to stand up. 】

???

After receiving this email, Kurihara Yui was basically sure that Gojo Satoru was shameless, and judging by the other party's morals, his silly niece would definitely suffer.

"Riko, how do you think I can help my little niece play with Ah Wu?"

Who made this person keep making up for her and Xia Youjie's affairs? This is a fucking pig's heart.

Riko Tennouchi tilted her head and thought about it seriously for a while, mainly because in her impression Gojo Satoru was too rough, and it would be great if it could make the other party suffer a bit.

Hey, the thought of making Gojo Satoru suffer, that's really great.

Thinking of this, she suddenly laughed, "Of course it's working together."

"...First we need to find Baitao."

When Yui Kurihara was looking for her niece, Baimo Kurihara, the heroine of the show, was bringing her two meal substitutes. Oh no, it was Kakashi-sensei and Ayin who were raiding the supermarket.

Meals are nutritious, but meal replacements are tastier.

"Ayin, I want to buy a box of strawberry milk."

"..."

Kurihara Baitao pushed the shopping cart forward with a broken face, and Sakata Gintoki who followed behind almost plunged into the dessert and candy section, wishing to move all the things on the shelves back.

Get some face, get some face.

"You can't buy so many things to go back."

"Ayin, I am so worried about Baitao's love life that you can clean it up, so now I urgently need sugar to replenish my energy."

That's it? That's it?

Looking down at the shopping cart full of sweets and desserts, the expression on Baitao's face was full of rejection.

"Oh my god, why do those two people look so much like Yinsang and Kakashi?"

"Is it a coser? I didn't expect it to be so restored!"

While she was bargaining with Sakata Gintoki, the looks of these two people have already attracted the attention of many Two-dimensional girls and boys. You must know that these two people are completely heartthrobs in Two-dimensional .

"Oh my god! It's really easy to restore! You see, the masked one looks like Kakashi-sensei himself!"

"..."

Hey!

Looking at the crowd slowly gathering, Baitao said the name of a magical plant.

When Yui Kurihara found Baitao, he saw his niece running wildly in the supermarket pushing a shopping cart. Kakashi and Gin Sakata were sitting in the shopping cart, and behind them were holding The mobile phone is also running wildly.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!"

Baitao ran so fast that her hair was about to explode, and almost everyone in the supermarket followed behind her, and those who didn't know thought it was a private visit from some famous celebrity.

Shutting back and forth among the shelves, the expression on Baitao's face has become very ferocious. Why did it suddenly become like this?

Kakashi & Gintoki: Very well-behaved

"Damn! What's the use of being so cute?! Hurry up and get out of the cash register!"

I'm afraid this supermarket chain will blacklist her from today onwards, but it's because I brought a two-dimensional super popular character out to the supermarket?

"Although Ah Yin, I really want to rush out, but there are too many people outside..."

"Kakashi-sensei!!"

"receive."

Sakata Gintoki wanted to say something more, but Kakashi, who had been sitting in the shopping cart with him very well, suddenly grabbed his collar.

???

The next second they disappeared into the shopping cart...

Really good, really good, it really is the genius ninja Kakashi, even with an adult like Gintoki, he couldn't affect his speed.

After bearing the weight of two grown men, Baitao rushed out with the shopping cart, pushing an empty cart with the strength of two grown men, and the acceleration made her fly straight up.

Zhen is not bad, this fucking is not bad.

Looking at the cash register that was getting closer and closer to her, she felt that this supermarket not only wanted to blacklist her, but also thanked God for not letting her lose money.

"Help me!!"

The distance was getting closer and she couldn't stop the brakes, Baitao resigned to her fate and closed her eyes, at a time like this, someone should descend from the sky to save the beauty! !

Yui Kurihara, who had witnessed the whole process from the beginning, propped her right hand on the cash register and jumped directly in front of Baitao, using her strength to force the shopping cart to a stop.

Due to inertia, Baitao rolled directly into the shopping cart, and the sudden change made her a little dazed.

what's the situation?Is there really someone who is a hero to save the beauty?

She didn't see the hero, but a woman picked up the shopping cart with bare hands and started running.

No need, really no need to be like this brother dei, this is a bit too hard, right?

"that……"

"You can really cause trouble."

???

Ok?

It doesn't look like she did it, does it?It's all because Kakashi and Gintoki are two-dimensional very popular characters that lead to the current scene. It has nothing to do with her. She even plans to minimize the impact of this matter.

Wait, why does the other party's voice sound so familiar?And the whole person also has a sense of familiarity.

With her head spinning rapidly, Baitao's body had already started to move one step ahead.

Although she was in the shopping cart, it didn't prevent her from jumping out of it and directly giving him a neck lock.

Kurihara Yui really didn't expect that her niece was not only highly vigilant, but also made a move without saying a word. After the other party wrapped her neck around her neck, she let go of the awkward shopping cart, so the two of them The shopping cart hit the ground mercilessly in the fight.

After locking the opponent's neck, Baitao squatted down quickly to the right. He certainly did not have the advantage in strength, but the victory was won by surprise.

After being locked, Yui followed the strength of her niece and squatted down slightly, then turned around and wanted to break free from the arms encircled by her, but in the next second she felt a powerful spell on her back that pulled her away. The whole person fell to the ground.

Gan!

This is the power of a super conjurer?

"Speak! Why are you pretending to be my aunt? She has been dead for more than ten years and you still plan to flog her corpse?"

In Baitao's perception, her aunt died so badly that there was almost no good place on the body. What kind of thing is this that she has the heart to pretend to be a girl with a miserable death?

"..."

Because the magic force suppressed Yui, she could only keep her face on the ground. Her arms were cut behind her back and she couldn't move at all. The people on the key body were still increasing the strength in their hands.

In other words, the man kept pushing her into the ground while asking her to explain clearly.

Very good, my niece is really fucking nice.

"Baitao! Baitao, let go! Are you going to send your aunt to heaven with your own hands or what?!"

Before the two of them came back, Riko Tenuchi had an ominous premonition and went back the same way. Who would have thought that she would see a scene that terrified her? !

"What?"

Kurihara Baitao immediately put away her spell power, and even quickly jumped a long distance away.

What the fuck is going on here?

"Hiss—I really didn't expect that one day I would be slapped in the face by someone."

Yui, who got up from the ground, rubbed her face, but she didn't look very angry, but just as she was about to say something, she saw the little girl standing across from her rolled her eyes and passed out.

"..."

There were surprises and joys, but in short, I was scared.

"No, am I that scary?"

"If the aunt I worshiped for so many years suddenly appeared in front of me and was beaten by me just now, I might faint too."

"..."

What the hell can I do?

Kakashi, who stood watching from the sidelines, twitched the corners of his mouth. I'm afraid these people have never seen the scene of summoning the reincarnation army of dirt, which is even more spectacular.

only……

What is the situation now?

When Baitao Kurihara woke up again, it was already a few minutes later, they were still in the underground parking lot under the supermarket, and there was no one else around except them, so they could talk about some more private topics with confidence.

Sitting on the ground very well-behaved, the little girl looked at her aunt with a very curious look, hoping that she could explain what was going on now.

"Emmmm... In short, I didn't die the second time just like the first time, but due to some reasons, I had to hide the fact that I was still alive, so I lived like a black household for so many years."

Speaking of which, Kurihara Yui changed into a more comfortable posture and continued to speak, "This is not the point of my coming to you. If I could, I would have never planned to let you know that I am not dead so early."

There are some things that she doesn't want Baitao to know too much. If possible, the other party just needs to continue to live as stupidly as she is now, instead of being involved in the matter of Yusanjia and those guys above.

"Let's talk about how to play with Ah Wu."

Hey?

Hey? ? ?

Baitao really didn't expect that even her aunt would know why she and Teacher Wutiao were having an argument, and she would even play tricks...

"Wait, the person that Wutiao teacher stuffed into the cabinet that day is not your aunt, is it?"

Kurihara Yui didn't say anything but just smiled back at the little girl, which made her instantly understand that her guess was right.

Very good, that is to say, she was jealous because she felt lonely, thinking that there was a green prairie above her head, but who knew that there was someone else with the green prairie above her head.

Glancing at Gintoki and Kakashi beside her, the little girl silently mourned Gojo Satoru in her heart, the green hat seemed to be worn backwards.

"I'm looking for your man because..."

"Oh! Auntie, how can you say that, I have nothing to do with Mr. Wujo! It's really embarrassing!"

The little girl covered her face with her hands shyly, surrounded by pink heart-shaped bubbles of love, Yui Kurihara waved her hand with a look of disgust, she wondered if her niece was a love brain.

"I'm sorry, please continue your speech. I'm not a love brain, but I usually love brain supplements."

"..."

This is true at all, at least she doesn't just think about love all day long.

In the next 5 minutes, the little girl learned from her aunt that her uncle's body had been stolen by Brain Flower, and recalling the incident that she had asked her to take her uncle to eat Brain Flower hotpot ten years later, she suddenly took a lot of Things all strung together.

"Nainhua must have done a lot of bad things with my uncle's body, otherwise I wouldn't be able to say anything about Brainhua hotpot ten years later."

"Well, roasting brains is also good, so if you meet Xia Youjie in the future, just take out his head, don't be soft."

Kurihara Yui could say such words so calmly, which made Baitao silently take a step back.

Aunt, that's your man's body!Is it really okay to take out your man's head without blinking an eye?Are you sure? !

"This is something that will happen later. The most important thing now is that you don't forgive Ah Wu easily. That guy is too sloppy. I'm afraid you will suffer, so let me explain the matter clearly to you in advance, and don't let him be dismissed casually." This guy was fooled."

"Ah—Auntie, I don't think I'm stupid..."

"You are stupid!"

All right, if she was told by her aunt that she was stupid to her face, she should just pretend she didn't hear it.

She is really not stupid at all, how can she be called stupid casually.

"By the way, don't just believe what a man says, especially if this man is a lolicon."

Ok? ? ?

What are these things, Mori Ogai has not been summoned by her, where is the lolicon from?

The aunt just smiled and didn't answer her questions, and she didn't even answer directly when she asked whether she was pulling Gojo Satoru to cry because of injuries when she was a child.

No, half of the words are really tantalizing.

"Baitao, good boy, you just need to live happily."

Yui Kurihara and Riko Tenuchi left the underground parking lot one by one after leaving such an unclear sentence, but they kindly straightened the shopping cart lying aside before leaving.

No, even if you remember to do such trivial things, why don't you answer your own questions directly?

It's suspicious, it's really suspicious.

Kurihara Baimo felt more and more that both her aunt and Mr. Gojo seemed to be hiding something from her, even her uncle.

"These people are definitely plotting something, but I can't find any evidence."

The little girl rubbed her chin and looked like she was in deep thought, but after thinking about it, she suddenly noticed that there were two resentful gazes shooting directly at her body, so she turned her head slowly and saw Sakata Gintoki Rubbing his head very impatiently, "It won't be something that will harm you after all, isn't what we have to do now to make five things?"

"Yes, Baitao, I think you have to come up with a complete plan."

What?

plan?What is this kind of thing?She has never planned this kind of thing, okay? Her principle of doing things has always been to take whatever step she takes.

"It's okay, I trust my aunt's suggestion."

In fact, Kurihara Yui didn't make any big suggestions, but told her the truth of that day in advance and kept telling the other party not to forgive Gojo Satoru, a lolicon, easily.

In order to show her determination, the little girl really didn't have much dinner in the next few days, and she felt very comfortable traveling in the meal replacement all day long. If I had to say it, she would be the most beautiful butterfly in the audience.

Gojo Satoru also felt that he was too promiscuous, so he didn't dance in front of the little girl for the time being, but every time he saw Gintoki or Kakashi appeared beside Baitao, he would show a resentful expression.

Obviously there is a layer of bandages wrapped around the eyes, but this person can not only see the things outside, but even convey his mood at the moment, which is amazing.

The two of them maintained a state of secret rivalry but with a sense of distance until the New Year's worship on January [-]st. Kurihara Baitao did this mainly because she wanted to hang Gojo Satoru for a while. She is also a person with a temper. In other words, her head was not made of dough! !As for the latter, he felt that as long as Yui Kurihara helped him explain things clearly, everything would be resolved. This is the magical thinking of a straight man.

"Is it my illusion? Why do I always feel that Mr. Wujo is completely like an abandoned man now."

Glancing at Gojo Satoru who was following far behind, Chanin Maki frowned slightly in disgust.

At the moment, they have nothing to do at the high school and made an appointment to go to a nearby shrine for New Year's worship together. Among the whole group, there are only two girls in kimonos, Zenyuan Maki and Kurihara Baimo, followed by a large group of boys in kimonos. Gojo Satoru put his hands into the cuffs of the kimono and followed them slowly.

"Shouldn't he be jumping up and down at this time?"

"Wearing a kimono and jumping up and down, I'm afraid he wants to get rid of the clogs."

Baitao's words made Maki's expression a bit subtle. In her impression, Gojo Satoru was someone who could fly barefoot on the road freely. If running naked was not a crime, this guy might really be able to do such a thing. kind of thing.

"Baitao Baitao! Have you started planning now?"

Yinshi suddenly appeared from nowhere and walked on Baitao's left, also tucking his hands into his cuffs, except for drooping his own dead fish eyes, he had learned Wujo Wu very thoroughly in his walking posture.

Zenyuan Maki who doesn't know why: "???"

WTF?

"Yo! I'm ready too."

Because Maki has been walking on the right side of Baitao, Kakashi can only stand on the right side of Maki, and the four of them can't wait to block the whole road.

Zenyuan Maki, who felt a little out of place: "???"

So no one can explain the current situation to her?

"I'm also ready, just waiting for the show to start."

"What's ready? What charades are you playing?"

Maki turned her head left and right and found that she still didn't understand what was going on. She was just about to turn her head to seek help from her friends when she was turned back by the people around her, "Don't look back, it's about your learning Sister, my future happy life."

"What?"

"Meal and Meal Replacement Debate."

"???"

Maki felt that she really didn't know what was going on, why did these people talk with decipher codes?

"how……"

"Although, I still want to remind Mr. Sakata Gintoki and Mr. Hatake Kakashi, as a high school teacher, I value my students very much~ so I will be very unhappy if someone takes action against my students. "

Ah? ? ?

Before Zenyuan Maki finished speaking, Gojo Satoru pulled the two of them back from the encirclement like an old hen guarding its cubs, and the current position changed to him putting his hands on the shoulders of the two little girls.

Okay, Maki is already stupid.

"That's right, what Teacher Wutiao said is not wrong at all. As a teacher, it's very immoral to take action against one's own students."

"..."

Osamu Dazai, who secretly changed the concept, made Gojo Satoru completely shut up. Now all Baitao's shikigami are attacking him in groups. If it weren't for the fact that the other party is the ceiling of strength among conjurers, I am afraid they would have already fought stand up.

With Dazai and Gintoki, it is really double the wave. Gojo Satoru alone is really not comparable, just like the former saw a beautiful tree on the way to the shrine, and he was already eager to hang it. on top.

Gojo Satoru looked around at the people around him, and suddenly smiled.

It's okay, he can even wear skirts, who is afraid of whom?

Wujo Wu can wear skirts, and Osamu Dazai can eat dog food. In this regard, the two can be said to be each other.

As if he didn't want Baitao and Gintoki to have too much contact with each other, Gojo Satoru appeared around the little girl all the time, and Maki who was walking beside was squeezed behind.

"To be honest, I haven't figured out what's going on until now."

"Writing is probably a battle between meals and meal replacements."

"Salmon."

Listening to the two little friends saying the same words as Kurihara Baimo, Maki felt that she seemed to have missed a lot of things.

what?

Ah? ?

Why doesn't anyone explain it to me?

Maki glanced at Otoko Yuta, but the other party silently turned his gaze away.

"..."

A group of people came to the shrine to prepare for the New Year's worship. On January [-]st in Japan, everyone came out to worship. As a result, there was a huge crowd of people near the shrine. separate.

Originally, Kurihara Yui’s plan was to pretend to meet his eldest niece, then first reminisced about the old days, and then accidentally mentioned that it was him who was in Gojo Satoru’s room that day, and finally let his eldest niece misunderstand the relationship between the two. .

The person I like is having an affair with my aunt, what a tragic thing, as long as Baitao's acting skills are good, she will be able to show that grief-stricken expression, then it depends on how Gojo Satoru will react.

Everything was well-prepared at first, and they even practiced briefly before, but who knew that the situation didn't seem right until they arrived at the scene, there were too many fucking people, she couldn't find Baitao and Gojo Satoru and the others there where.

Fuck, I'm afraid I won't be able to perform this play today.

Baitao on the other side completely separated from the others due to a negligence, and Wujo Wu was the only one who stayed by her side.

What to do, she had the illusion that the other party might be pulling her away on purpose.

"I'm really wronged, I obviously didn't do anything~"

"No, Gojo-sensei, you've already been affected as long as you stand here and don't do a lot of things."

"Probably because I'm so handsome~"

"..."

This person is really shameless!

But no matter how contradictory it was, the worship still had to continue, there were crowds everywhere, Gojo Satoru kept protecting Baitao and walked forward, as a little princess with a cleanliness obsession, he opened infinitely around his body.

For a moment, Baitao didn't know what to say: "..."

How on earth did this man in the dark at night manage to see so clearly even with a bandage on his eyes? Is it because of the six eyes?

The process of visiting the shrine was a bit cumbersome, but Baitao did it from scratch very seriously, and even put the five yuan coin into the money box very accurately.

She rang the bell and made a very pious wish, hoping that her friends around her would be safe.

When making a wish, something seemed to flash in her mind, because the speed was so fast that she didn't have time to catch something. When she raised her head, she saw Gojo Satoru standing beside her and looking at her with a smile.

After meeting each other's eyes, she obviously felt that the atmosphere between the two of them was a bit different, and she could say that she blurted out the words in her heart, "Teacher Wutiao, you are really a lolicon."

???

"Baitao, the sweet atmosphere before you opened your mouth is gone!"