I draw cards in high school

Kurihara Baitao is the only junior in the Kurihara family, so Xia Youjie's funeral needs her help, and Gojo Satoru has a conscience, so he has to help him because he killed this person himself.

There is no need to choose another cemetery, just buy another cemetery next to Aunt Yui Kurihara, and now everything is ready to be cremated.

No one would come to Xia Youjie's funeral, and it was impossible for his former companions to show up again, so maybe only she and Gojo Satoru were the only ones attending the funeral.

So pitiful.

The scheduled cremation time was the next day. Before that, Xia Youjie's body was preserved by the funeral parlor, but who knew that the body was occupied by the brain at this time and disappeared.

"Where's my uncle?"

After receiving the call from the funeral home staff, Baitao Kurihara's expression was definitely not good. She looked at Gojo Satoru with some doubts, and found that even the other party was frowning.

Who would steal a dead body for nothing?

Perhaps those former partners of his?It seems that only the twin high school girls can do such a thing as stealing the corpse.

but……

"Did they take me for a fool, stole my uncle's body and put someone else's body in its place for me, without even making a simple disguise?"

Kurihara Baitao stared at the cabinet where Xia Youjie was lying, and now there was a dead body she didn't recognize, and she really didn't know what to say.

She believed that it was the two female high school students who took Xia Youjie's body away, and also felt that the two children put other people's bodies on the spot to deceive others.

But this is indeed a bit of an insult to people's IQ, even simple decorations are not done, at least change to the same clothes, so that they can also pretend on the surface.

But Baitao Kurihara had wronged the two girls. The one who stole Xia Youjie's body was an idiot. With the IQ of an idiot, it was not easy to move a corpse and simply disguise it.

"What should we do now?"

"There's no way, maybe it's because of deep love."

Gan!

What is this all about?

While thinking about her aunt, she raised two female high school students at the same time. Isn't her uncle's life a bit too comfortable?

"Well, when we were eating together before, my uncle said that the happiest moment in so many years is probably being with the two children, and the two children will comb his hair."

"???"

The expression on Gojo Satoru's face became very subtle, and he even stroked his own hair.

Those two female high school students should be regarded as Jie's adopted daughters, just like Hui, combing their hair or something...

"I thought he was an innocent widower, but he turned out to be a scumbag."

"..."

Xia Youjie was actually quite miserable. After his death, his reputation would be persecuted, so his life was quite miserable.

Now the corpse has no clothes or clothes, and it seems impossible to make clothes.

"Mr. Wujo, do you have something from my uncle? The kind that can be burned."

No matter what you do, you have to deal with it, otherwise an empty urn can't be justified.

"No."

Fuck, the answer is so blunt that people don't know how to continue.

Forget about burning the coffin used to hold the corpse to ashes and pretending to be ashes. After all, the loss of Xia Youjie's body is considered a major event, and letting two female high school students take it away is their last kindness.

What Kurihara Shirato didn't know was that this coffin could be regarded as the ancestral inheritance of the Kurihara family. This coffin was used in Kurihara Yui's two funerals, but each time it was prepared for nothing, which led to the coffin being kept until now.

Well, the coffin finally has its place.

In view of what Xia Youjie had done, the higher-ups would definitely not allow the villain's funeral to be too big, but they were the only two people who could attend after all.

Oh, and you can also bring home nitrous.

"I want to give my uncle a bigger and meaningful funeral, so as to make up for my guilt towards him."

Kurihara Baitao's guilt is actually very simple, it's all because he often persecuted the other party before, and he was persecuted by him even though he was a villain, but Xia Youjie didn't get angry at all and didn't even hit him. It seems that he really regarded himself as a relative. niece.

Thinking of this, the little girl would cry on the spot, she must hold a grand funeral for the other party! !

"I can definitely!!"

Seeing Baitao suddenly stretch out his hand in a cheering gesture, Gojo Satoru slowly raised the corner of his mouth, and he gave her a thumbs up.

"Take me one!"

Hold a very meaningful funeral for your best friend, and it would be better to record it as a memorial when the time comes.

Others in the magic world might not come to this funeral, but the first graders and Shikigami of Baitao can be said to be there whenever they are called.

The funeral was tentatively scheduled for three days later, so she would have plenty of time to prepare.

"It's also my first time to do a funeral, so there are many procedures that are not very clear. Do you have any good suggestions, Mr. Wutiao?"

Oh, this question is really a very good one.

"Since we want to be original, we must not follow the normal funeral process. Isn't this what we want to make?"

"..."

Wow, that makes sense.

Looking at the pitifully burnt coffin ashes in the urn, Baitao took out a bank card from her wallet, "Here is all my pocket money, and I want to buy the best crystal urn for my uncle." box."

Just the kind of crystal clear urn with colorful shiny rhinestones, it looks like a particularly tall one.

It's a bit pricey, but it's really nice.

"Yes, I can also sponsor you some."

So the two immediately decided to exchange Xia Youjie for a beautiful urn, which would glow in colorful light under the sunlight.

The next thing to do with the urn is the posthumous photos, which is indeed a difficult problem.

Almost all of Xia Youjie's belongings were destroyed from the moment he became a villain, not even a few photos remained. Since it was used as a posthumous photo, it must be a frontal photo.

"It looks like it can only be zoomed in from the group photo."

Kurihara Baitao remembered that he had brought back a photo of his aunt and the two of them back to the dormitory, and Xia Youjie in that photo was indeed a frontal photo.

There is nothing wrong with the frontal photo, but Yan Yi is a bit unflattering, mainly because she smiles so much that not only her eyes are squinted, her mouth is almost grinning to the back of her head.

If it's a group photo, because each person's face is relatively small, it can still be seen, but once zoomed in, the entire photo frame is really Xia Youjie's terrible face.

"..."

Looking at the magnified face in front of her, Baitao fell into silence. No matter where this posthumous photo is placed, once she sees it at night, she will probably have nightmares, and she may even dream that the person in the photo will crawl out of it like Sadako.

After staring at it for a few seconds, the little girl pretended to be nonchalant and turned the photo upside down on the table. She didn't really want to have nightmares at night.

That's it, anyway, they don't plan to set up a mourning hall, they just want to make it lively at the distance from sending the ashes to the cemetery.

Currently tentatively scheduled to attend the funeral are four first-year students, a pair of double black, a pair of silver time and gold time, a pair of Kakashi Doraemon, and a pair of Jiarui Nishi.

All refusals are void and must attend.

"Baitao, if your uncle knows what you have done, I'm afraid he will crawl out of hell and take you away."

"Your words, Zhongye, are really scary. My uncle will understand my good intentions."

"..."

...

……

.........

When Kurihara Baitao was preparing for Xia Youjie's funeral in full swing, the soul of Xia Youjie's body had been brought back to hell by Yui Kurihara, and the ghost lamp had been waiting for a long time with a mace in hand, so he wanted to do something to this guy in this world You can visit all hell.

"Don't think about having a good life after you die. Play all the entertainment in hell first. If the ghost lamp starts to fight, it will be merciless."

"How merciless?"

Regarding Xia Youjie's question, Gui Deng explained it himself.

"It's nothing, just squeezed the juice from a pair of snapdragons that wanted to elope and fed it to Master Yan Luo."

Snapdragon?elopement?

I don't know why Xia Youjie felt that there seemed to be too many elements in this statement. Plants can still elope?

After he saw what the snapdragon looks like, he completely retracted this question. What kind of thing can grow into this shape?Even more impressive than the mantra, right?

"Ghost Lantern, I brought you this man. I heard that my niece is going to hold a funeral for him. I'll join in the fun."

Saying so, she handed a mobile phone to Xia Youjie, expressing that she would definitely broadcast the whole process of the funeral to him.

"Oh, by the way, I heard that Ah Wu also organized the funeral himself."

"..."

Xia Youjie, who took the phone, had a subtle expression on his face. As long as he had something to do with Gojo Satoru, nothing good would happen. He suddenly felt that his funeral might be a bit horrible.

Yui Kurihara didn't know if it was miserable or not, but she couldn't look directly at it anyway.

"Also, I brought back Qiben Lixiang. This is the vengeful spirit that you have always wanted, Jie. You two can introduce each other."

Yui Kurihara pulled out a little girl from behind like a magic trick, which was the real body of Rika Kimoto.After being purified, she also brought the little girl back. This child also hurt some people when she became a super cursed wraith. It is estimated that she will also be re-educated at the ghost lamp, so she can be with Xia Youjie as a companion.

"..."

The expression on Xia Youjie's face was even more subtle. He raised his head and looked at Yuyi with an inexplicable smile, "Yueyi, you're making it look like Wu and I are lolicons."

"You think you're not?"

"..."

He is just interested in Qimoto Lixiang's state as a vengeful spirit!Who said he wanted to take this little girl away! !

"Hey - Lolicon."

"..."

Too grassy.

The funeral was held on time at seven o'clock in the morning. Otoko Yuta was in charge of holding the little princess-like urn, and the dog roll was holding the creepy photo of the deceased, and Maki and Panda were in charge of spreading the paper money.

Well, it's perfect.

Generally, people at a funeral should have a sad look on their faces, but the faces of those people above all showed...

hiss--

Yi Gu and Gou Juan are okay, the two cuties don’t have any superfluous expressions, and pandas are okay too. After all, national treasures have always been very cute, but Zenyuan Maki, who is throwing paper money, shows a look【Why did I throw paper money to Xia Youjie】 expression.

"Are you ready?"

Kurihara Baimo turned to look at Gojo Satoru, who was wearing sunglasses beside him, who nodded towards him.

"Ready."

"Then let's start!"

At seven o'clock, Kurihara Hakumo blew the suona in his hand, Gojo Satoru played the erhu around his waist, and Dazai Osamu played endlessly with a gong beside him.

In short, the scene was very lively.

Jia Ruozi held a video recorder and looked at them with caring eyes for the mentally retarded. Xia Youjie really did something wrong to know them.

"Hahahahaha!!"

Not far away, Kurihara Yui laughed like a fool while showing Xia Youjie a live broadcast of the process with her mobile phone. She knew that the funeral would be different, but she didn't expect it to be so different.

"My dear Ajie, do you have anything to say?"

Xia Youjie in the video twitched his lips and made a request, "I want to go back to this world."

"can."

So when the funeral team was walking to the cemetery with gongs and drums, Xia Youjie himself came out of the photo of the deceased, and made a friendly look with the dog Juan who was holding him on the spot.

"Wood! Wooden fish flower!"

The child was terrified.