I draw cards in high school

If Kurihara Yui is torturing people physically, then Kurihara Baimo is torturing others mentally, at least Xia Youjie who walked out of the dessert shop thinks so.

Don't ask, it's just that my head hurts now.

If this guy consults about love in the future, he will definitely charge, absolutely.

After her uncle left, Baitao Kurihara sat in a chair in a daze thinking about her life by herself. It was obvious that she hadn't recovered from the conversation with Xia Youjie just now.

As the saying goes, it is impossible for history to be changed, but there are infinite possibilities for the future. It stands to reason that Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie should be the best friends, and it is impossible to want to kill each other or let the other party spend the rest of their lives cannot take care of themselves.

Just now, just now, my uncle gave me some advice on my love counseling, such as confiscating Wu Tiao's tools for committing crimes.

If this is true, I am afraid that there will be no children in the future.

Wow, I'm afraid that Hui Lixiang is completely gone.

These two people really don't want to make each other feel better, if they have to say it, it's like Dazai and Chuya falling in love and killing each other.

Thinking of this, the little girl sighed heavily, took a sip of the milk tea in front of her, and then turned her head to look out of the window pretending to be sad, only to see her uncle who came back at some time standing outside.

Wait, isn't this person already gone?Why did you suddenly turn back?

Realizing that the little girl saw him, Xia Youjie made a one-size-fits-all gesture to her.

【Confiscating his crime tools】

The expression on Xia Youjie's face was so ferocious, and the other party was obsessed with confiscating the tools of the crime, that Baitao almost knocked over the milk tea in his hand in fright.

This is too scary, right?Uncle, you have been a widower for so many years, don't you think about the happy life of your niece for the rest of her life?

Be yourself! !

In fact, her uncle also gave her another idea, which was to let Gojo Goku hang out for a while, although she thought it might be because the other party deliberately wanted to tease her friend, and to make Gojo Goku feel uncomfortable.

In this case, let's hang on to Teacher Wutiao first.

Well, there is no way, Kurihara Baitao is a person with an extremely rich imagination, as long as she sees Gojo-sensei now, she will think that the other party may be the same as Kakashi-sensei...

sorry! !

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Soon Gojo Satoru realized that something was wrong. Kurihara Baimo was hiding faster than a rabbit when he saw him recently.

Although he is a teacher of a high school, he will hardly teach third grade students anything other than necessary things. If one person doesn't want to meet another person, he just needs to avoid it carefully.

Baitao, who finally finished a task and returned to the high school, hadn't waited for her to open her legs to enter the gate. When she looked up, she saw Gojo Satoru walking towards her. The little girl quickly took out any After the door hit the wall casually, he opened it and rushed in, no matter where he went, he just took down any door on the wall.

Very good, I escaped very fast by myself.

The little girl breathed a sigh of relief, and even happily patted the wall where she used to install the arbitrary door before. Later, she might need to go to a little trouble to return the arbitrary door to Tinker Bell.

But that's okay! !

The little girl was relieved to think that the wall was really strong.

On the other side, Gojo Satoru found that Kurihara Baitao saw him turn his head and leave, and froze on the spot on the spot.

No, what's the matter?

"Oh, you seem to be very happy?"

Except for the honest, innocent and kind-hearted 1.6-meter-tall Nakaya staring at the wall where Baitao disappeared, Dazai and Kakashi seemed to be watching the show.

"Mr. Wutiao, I think you misunderstood something. We didn't feel very happy."

Although Kakashi said so, whether it was his squinted eyes or his tone, there was joy in it.

"No, no, actually, we're pretty happy. After all, meal replacements are similar in taste, and they're relatively cheap. Don't you think so, Teacher Wutiao?"

Osamu Dazai once again danced in front of Gojo Satoru with the clothes he had just obtained. This time the clothes were red gauze, half covered and half exposed in the wind, so coquettish. However, Gojo Satoru was not a simple person. Since the other party If you have new clothes that you don't have, just grab them.

"Meal replacements are still unhealthy. If you want to eat, you can eat regular meals. I think Mr. Dazai must agree with what I said."

"..."

The best way to deal with a person is to be more aggressive and aggressive than that person. In Yokohama, no one can compare to Dazai Lang. Now after being summoned by Baitao, he is still a little uncomfortable when he suddenly meets an opponent.

"Well~ since Baitao isn't here, I'll go find her elsewhere."

The scene returns to Baitao Kurihara. Although the little girl doesn't know where she was taken by the random door, at least Mr. Wutiao won't be able to...

As soon as she turned around, she saw Wujo Gojo standing in front of her. She was so frightened that she quickly pressed against the wall and almost lost her mind on the spot.

ah baba...

"Five, five parents, is there something wrong?"

When it was time to be cowardly, she still had to coax. In order to show her cuteness, she even winked at Gojo Satoru on purpose.

Please, let her go for the sake of being so cute!

Daddy please!

Really, Kurihara Baitao thinks that her expression is absolutely cute now, although she can't let her go, it doesn't have to be like this, right?

Hearing what the other party called him, Gojo Satoru suddenly grinned happily, "En? Baitao, what do you call me?"

"Five daddies? Mommy? Teacher?"

Oh, it seems that this title is not quite right, I don't know why Baitaogou is a little more courageous now.

"Brother Wutiao?"

"?!!"

Sure enough, Gojo Satoru's shoulders shook after hearing his own voice, which made the little girl's eyebrows twitch wildly a few times.

There is a play!

"Brother Wu~~"

"..."

"Dear~~"

Kurihara Baitao began to become more and more presumptuous, but the end of the presumptuousness was that Gojo Satoru directly came to a wall.

"..."

Wow, sure enough, you can't be too sloppy.

Trapped between Gojo Satoru and the wall, Baitao turned her head to look at the distance between herself and any door, and finally gave up resistance after confirming that it was impossible for her to escape again.

She suddenly closed her eyes and raised her neck to make a heroic appearance. At worst, she would pinch her face or something, and she didn't care anymore!

"puff!!"

???

"Pfft hahahaha!!"

Gojo Satoru suddenly covered his stomach and laughed endlessly like a fool. Really, he was no different from a fool.

No, where is this funny?

Just ask, what's so funny?

Baitao's hand that wanted to grab the opponent's collar had already been raised, but in the end she let it go.

Forget it, who will pay if it breaks.

"Teacher Wutiao, are you okay?"

Excuse me, are you smiling like a fool, is there really no problem?

"Hahahaha, it's okay, it's okay."

After straightening up again, Gojo Satoru put the little girl in front of the wall again, and then quickly put his face in front of her.

A minute later, he saw Baitao's cold sweat starting to break out at a speed visible to the naked eye, and this seemed to be a guilty conscience.

"Tell me, why have you been avoiding me recently? If I didn't come here to block you, would I not be able to catch you?"

"..."

It's over, so this guy blocked himself to ask why?

How does she know why? !

Didn’t I see Kakashi-sensei read the pornographic book and thought that Wujo-sensei might also read it, and then sadly found my uncle, a widower, to complain, but the other party gave me two ideas, one was to confiscate the crime tools, and the other was Dodge him a little bit.

The former one is impossible, so it can only be the latter one. As for the reason for hiding, she is really embarrassed to say it.

"Hmm~"

Gojo Satoru's face can be said to get closer and closer, and if it is closer, it will really stick together! !

"I've been wondering if Gojo-sensei will read pornographic books like Kakashi-sensei!!!"

Okay, she finally said it, and after she said it, she felt that the world was much cleaner.

Sure enough, Gojo Satoru, who was still approaching, froze in place. It was obvious that he hadn't recovered from that little Huang Wen, so why did he become a person who read Xiao Huang Wen?

"Well... If you want me to watch it, I can watch it, after all, only in this way can I have rich experience."

Ok?

grass? ?

What is this guy talking about again?Is it really okay to say such things in front of a girl like her?

"But what does that have to do with you avoiding me?"

Okay, finally back to this question.

[Xiao Baitao, please don’t tell Ah Wu about me~ After all, if other people know so many things between the two of you, he will be embarrassed, and the most important thing is that if you want to tease the other party, you must not let him know who I am. 】

Well, since my uncle has already said that, she must help him hide this matter.

She is such a nice person.

"Well, the main reason is that I think that if you see the face of Gojo-sensei, it will always remind you that you are holding your hands in the heaven like Kakashi-sensei, so I think it's better to stop looking at it for now and wash your eyes."

"Wash, wash..."

It may be the first time someone said in front of Gojo Wujo that he needed to wash his eyes when he saw his face, so he covered his chest on the spot like a Xi Shi covering his heart.

He was worried that Baitao Kurihara didn't know, the little girl only knew that she could take advantage of this opportunity to slip away now.

slip away!

Quickly running to the side to open any door, Baitao jumped in again without looking back, "Bye Brother Wu! Slightly!"

"..."

Closing the door and then unloading it, Baitao's series of movements can be said to be done in one go without a single pause.

What a joke, how could she let Teacher Wutiao get caught? Isn't she looking for death!As a result, he didn't expect his own death to come soon.

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"Five, what's the matter, Mr. Wutiao?"

To be honest, as soon as she opened the door, she saw Gojo Satoru standing at the door of her room with a smile. No matter what, it was quite scary, especially the smile on her face always made her feel that something was wrong.

Glancing at the bag in the other party's hand, she felt that the disobedience seemed to be because of the bag.

Noticing that the little girl's gaze was quietly peeping into the bag, Gojo Satoru smiled even more happily, and even shook the bag in his hand in front of her.

"This is specially prepared for you, Baitao."

"Ok?"

What are you planning for her?

The little girl quickly took a step back and was about to close the door in the next second, but Gojo Satoru's reaction was faster than hers, and his right hand directly slapped the door panel to block her next move.

"Didn't Baitao say that I read pornographic books before, so now I specially bought some videos to watch with you."

Ok?

Um? ! !

Is this guy serious?As a single male teacher, he blatantly came to the female student's dormitory with a [-]-ban movie and invited her to watch it together?Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?

"I don't want it! I don't want to watch it! Wutiao teacher, don't come in!!"

Baitao rejected this, and she rejected it very thoroughly.

"Hey hey, here I come~"

"Don't! Help! Butterfly Ya!!"