After saving the school grass's life, I became his boyfriend
Chapter 28 Hello, Tongue Kiss for 5 Minutes to Give You Beef Tongue...
The students who came around to ask their grades were also silent. They didn't expect to see such a big melon when they just came to ask their grades and join in the fun.
Hu Binjie was stunned: "I seem to have heard just now..."
Chen Xuyang: "Brother Yun is going to gag our school committee..."
Hu Binjie: "Yes, I heard that too..."
Chen Xuyang: "Why are these two people getting gay..."
Hu Binjie: "I seem to smell that sour smell."
After Jiang Yun finished speaking, Lin Kai stared directly down at Jiang Yun's protruding Adam's apple.
It's very obvious, I don't know if it will feel...
Lin Kai suddenly put away his hands.
What was he thinking about!
"What are you doing together?" Cheng Xuan came in with a laptop in his arms. As a head teacher, he was not qualified to get all the teachers' papers, so he only copied the scores.
The crowd dispersed.
"The results of the mid-term exam have come out. I just saw that Chen Xuyang has been checked by someone." Cheng Xuan stared at them. Is it necessary to look again?"
Chen Xuyang said in a low voice: "It is necessary."
Cheng Xuan stayed away from him, so of course she wouldn't hear him, and continued to educate everyone: "Although I am a top-class music teacher, don't think that I know nothing. Bring me the papers you made, and maybe you will get a good score." I'm taller than you."
This is true, Cheng Xuan is a doctoral student, in her 30s, while working and taking a Ph.D., she got her doctoral degree last year. The speed is astonishing.
Based on the idea that the head teacher must make a good start in the class meeting, Cheng Xuan began to talk about how she got into the doctorate all the way, and wanted to point out a way for everyone.
However, most of the people below are concerned about grades, and few people listen to him seriously.
After half a class, Cheng Xuan finally stepped into the topic: "Now I will report the ranking of the midterm exam. Some people should stop crying on the spot after listening to Lin Si."
Kinda rhymes.
Lin Kai coughed lightly and touched his nose.
"No. 15, Ruan Zhaoming."
"No. 12, Jiang Yue."
Cheng Xuan reported one by one quickly, and after each name was reported, there was a sigh of happiness or sadness under each name.
"No.7 Chen Xuyang."
"Oh——" Chen Xuyang reacted the most, "Top ten, top ten!"
"It's rare for some students to do well in the exam, so don't be complacent." Cheng Xuan connoted Chen Xuyang, and then began to report his name.
This is related to his relationship with Lin Jianmin, Lin Kai listened very seriously.
Staying in the top ten is not enough...
"No. 5..."
not him.
"No. 3..."
Not him yet.
Lin Kai breathed a sigh of relief and stabilized the top three.
"No.2." Cheng Xuan said, "Lin Kai."
Lin Kai fell to the ground with a big rock, Cheng Xuan continued: "No.1, Jiang Yun."
Lin Kai didn't listen much to what was said later, and after Cheng Xuan clattered a bunch of prospects for the future and encouragement for the end of the term, he left with his computer in his arms.
"Fuck me! I'm No.7!" When Cheng Xuan left, Chen Xuyang immediately jumped up, "I've never been in the top ten!"
Everyone was talking about it. This time, many students rushed from the rear of the crane to the front, which can be regarded as digging a lot of dark horses.
Students should eat and drink after reporting their grades. Anyway, it is a midterm exam, and there is still half a semester until the end of the next semester, so they can spend a long time.
"I am number one." Jiang Yun said.
"I have ears, so you don't need to repeat it." Lin Kai said.
"So I won the bet we made before." Jiang Yun stretched his waist and picked Lin Kai's chin, "Clean up and prepare to treat me to dinner."
"I really don't understand why you, a person who skips class and fights every day, have such good grades?" Lin Kai looked closely at him, "Aren't the eyebrows, nose and eyes the same as mine?"
"Yeah, maybe she still has a sexual orientation." Jiang Yun said.
Lin Kai narrowed his eyes.
Jiang Yun pretended not to say this, patted him on the shoulder and stood up: "Go, go to the toilet."
Lin Kai and Jiang Yun usually quarreled, but after losing the bet, they still had to invite Jiang Yun to eat the meal.
On Saturday of this week, Jiang Yun finished all the papers at home as fast as possible, and then turned around with his mobile phone.
On the day when the grades came out, he asked Lin Kai whether there was a reason for that question. To put it mildly, it was because he wanted to know, and to put it bluntly, it was because he was interested in Lin Kai.
Not only Lin Kai's face, Lin Kai's character also pokes his aesthetic point.
When he was in the coffee shop that day, he saw the reaction on Lin Kai's face after breaking off the straw. If he guessed correctly, Lin Kai was probably not too bad.
A person who is usually a bit arrogant, who will work part-time in a coffee shop, has a good heart, and is a little gay.
The little gay guy who can swear at people with a small mouth when he is angry.
It seems that Jiang Yun's perception of the school committee has changed again.
He suddenly remembered that day after Xu Xu had fought with Zhang Zhe, Luo Ran asked him indifferently: "Jiang Yun, have you noticed that you have been a little too close to Lin Kai recently?"
Jiang Yun frowned.
Could it be that what he meant for Lin Kai was really so obvious?
He remembered seeing Lin Kaiqing lean and thin sitting on a chair in the coffee shop, yawning lazily, the sun was shining on him, and his whole body was warm.
Thinking of this scene, Jiang Yun smiled with the corners of his mouth curled up.
Whoever wants to think about it, let him think about it for a while, anyway, Lin Kai is almost sure of him.
Jiang Yun took out his mobile phone and made a call.
During this period of time, the proprietress of the coffee shop didn't call Lin Kai to go. It is estimated that the business is not very good and there is no need for too many people.
Lin Kai rummaged through the refrigerator at home, and found that he had eaten up a lot of things in the refrigerator. Looking at the instant noodles on the cabinet, there were only one or two packs left, and it was estimated that they would all be emptied this week.
I'm cleaning up and down the house, throwing away everything I don't want to eat.
Lin Kai's cell phone rang, and he picked it up without looking at it.
"I don't buy a house, I don't decorate it, and I'm not interested in cooperating, thank you." Lin Kai was holding a pack of braised beef noodles that were due soon, and was hesitating whether to settle it today.
"Let's go eat." Jiang Yun said, the wind was blowing loudly over there, and it must have come out.
"Now?" Lin Kai asked.
"I'm downstairs at your house." Jiang Yun said, "Give your head a look."
Lin Kai walked to the balcony with his mobile phone, and saw Jiang Yun waving at him downstairs.
He laughed, and his mood instantly changed: "Okay, I'll come down now."
He quickly threw the instant noodles in his hand on the cabinet, took the key and went downstairs.
"You are so fast." Lin Kai walked over with a smile.
"I'm waiting for you to come." Jiang Yun said, "Don't you need to work part-time today?"
"Business in the coffee shop is not good, and the proprietress didn't call me over... Besides, I have to come out to treat you to dinner when I'm working part-time." Lin Kai said, "If you don't come, I still want to eat instant noodles to make do, let's go Bar."
"What to eat?" Jiang Yun followed him and asked.
"Barbecue buffet." Lin Kai licked his lips and laughed, "It's delicious."
The buffet is on the top floor of a nearby shopping mall. The Korean barbecue restaurant seems to be holding an event recently. There is a huge red poster at the door, and there is a cartoon bull's head printed on it.
"Welcome, two?" As soon as they entered, the clerk greeted them with a smile.
"Both of you," Lin Kai said, "can you sit on the side?"
"Okay." The clerk led them to a seat by the window, with a wide view, and they could see the front desk and the busy traffic in the city outside.
After they went in, the clerk told them that there was an event at the barbecue restaurant, so they could look at the sign at the entrance of the store.
"Look at the menu, both of you." The clerk handed them the menu, "There is an event in the store today, do you two want to participate?"
Lin Kai marked out some of his favorite food, and then handed the menu to Jiang Yun: "What event?"
"There is an event in the mall today, and we also have an event in our store. The event in the mall is that the overall purchase of 1 minus [-], and then you can draw a lottery at the door. No. [-] can get a big doll."
"What about the activities in your store?" Lin Kai picked up the lemonade next to him and drank it slowly.
"Tongue kiss for 5 minutes to get beef tongue." The clerk said.
"Cough! Cough cough...cough cough!!" Lin Kai choked on a mouthful of water, tilted his head and coughed frantically, and looked at the clerk in disbelief, "What kiss?"
Before the clerk could speak, Jiang Yun said, "Tongue kiss."
"Tongue kiss for 5 minutes." The clerk added with a smile, "The beef tongues in our store are all top-notch in Australia. This activity is not difficult. You can kiss anyone with tongue for 5 minutes, and there will be no extra tricks."
He didn't know whether it was from choking or shame, Lin Kai blushed up to his ears, he touched the cup and his trouser legs, but didn't know where to put it.
The clerk probably saw this kind of scene too often, without any ups and downs on his face, he kept a polite smile and asked Lin Kai: "Do you two gentlemen need it?"
Lin Kai: "..."
Lin Kai looked at Jiang Yun, Jiang Yun asked back: "Does Mr. Lin need it?"
Now the ball is thrown back at him.
Although Lin Kai was very interested in Jiang Yun, but this kind of aboveboard thing that took advantage of others... Lin Kai still couldn't do it well.
Lin Kai, who abides by male virtues, couldn't get past his own bottom line, he waved his hand awkwardly at the clerk: "Next time, next time..."
"Okay sir, let me place an order now, and I'll serve you some side dishes later, gentlemen, please wait for a while." The clerk left with the order machine.
The guests who were grilling meat on the grill around them made a lot of smoke in the air, and they looked quite appetizing.
Lin Kai didn't look carefully before, but now he looked up and found that the event posters on the wall were all about beef tongue.
I have to say that this store celebration event is indeed a bit...not suitable for them.
After the waiter came over to change the baking tray for them, he served a few small dishes in front of them, some refreshing crispy white radish and kimchi.
Lin Kai was attracted by the crisp taste of the white radish and ate slices with chopsticks.
The two people who have just experienced the embarrassing incident have not spoken so far, probably because they were frightened by the clerk's sudden ox tongue.
Now Lin Kai's chest is still in pain.
My heart was beating so hard.
Lin Kai felt that it was not good to keep silent all the time, so he ate a piece of radish, nodded his head, like a food taster with goods: "This radish is delicious."
Jiang Yun also took a piece of chopsticks and ate a piece, like a little assistant carrying goods, affirmed: "It's delicious."
The two ate the radish quietly for a while, and the scene fell into an awkward silence again.
Lin Kai couldn't think of anything to talk about. He lowered his head and ate the dishes seriously. The waiter put several plates of meat on their table. Lin Kai picked up three slices of pork belly and put them on the baking tray.
"By the way, you just..." Jiang Yun paused, "What do you mean... next time?"
"Next time..." Lin Kai spent a long time organizing his words but couldn't come up with any high EQ answer, "It's just... never coming to this barbecue restaurant again?"
Declarative sentences also have turning questions.
"The beef tongue probably won't be active when you come next time." Jiang Yun smiled.
To put it bluntly...
When Jiang Yun said this, Lin Kai immediately felt a little regretful.
"Didn't the older generation say that what you eat makes you healthy?" Jiang Yun picked up his mobile phone and opened Baidu, slowly reading the words above, "I read that some people on the Internet said that eating beef tongue can make your tongue stronger. Especially in bed..."
"Ah fuck..." Lin Kai bit his own tongue directly, his facial features wrinkled in pain, and hissed inhale.
"Hey... Are you okay?" Jiang Yun put down the phone, but he really didn't expect to read such a colorful answer.
He looked at Lin Kai: "Hold it out for me to see?"
Lin Kai bit the edge of his tongue and it hurt, and he held his tongue in his mouth for a long time before slowly sticking it out.
"Is there any blood?" Lin Kai asked nervously.
"Is there any blood, let me look under the lamp." Jiang Yun stared at his tongue carefully.
Lin Kai obediently moved his head a little towards the bright spot.
There was no broken skin, no blisters, but the edge of the tongue was slightly red from his bite.
"It's a little red." Jiang Yun said, "Ask the waiter to bring you an ice water Hanhan."
Finally, he asked the waiter to bring over two glasses of iced lemonade. Lin Kai still hadn't recovered, and took a few sips of lemonade.
"Drink it slowly, I'm telling you not to let you drink it down." Jiang Yun looked at Lin Kai helplessly, "Be careful with your stomach, don't have stomach cramps in the middle of the night and no one will take you to the hospital."
"Can you say something nice!" Lin Kai was in so much pain that he still didn't forget to ask, "You said... that beef tongue can really make up the tongue?"
Seeing Lin Kai's stupid look, Jiang Yun finally couldn't help it, tilted his head and laughed.
The score of this barbecue restaurant is really high. After they finished eating, they almost died of hunger. The waiter also gave them a few sour plum candies.
Jiang Yun gave it to Lin Kai.
After they ate together, they went to the bathroom of the shopping mall. Lin Kai ran to the innermost place, and then slowly unfastened his trouser chain.
"What are you doing here?" Jiang Yun's voice was very close to him.
"Fuck me!!" Lin Kai jumped three feet high with his pants in his hands, he turned his head to look at Jiang Yun, "You're going to scare me to death!"
Jiang Yun: "..."
He just wanted to go to the toilet next to him...
Lin Kai probably felt a little stressed, and said awkwardly: "Well, I don't mean to reject you or something... Next time you are by my side, remember to say so."
The main thing is that even if he goes to the toilet by himself, he can't guarantee that he won't glance at others. It's not easy to be a gentleman...
"I have to report to you even if I go to the toilet." Jiang Yun was a little helpless.
"Nor...not at all." Lin Kai paused and said, "Forget it, just pretend I was drunk and talking nonsense."
There were only the two of them in the toilet, Jiang Yun sighed, walked to the place farthest away from him, and said with a smile, "When you were really drunk and asked me to wipe it for you..."
The atmosphere suddenly froze for a second, and Jiang Yun's voice stopped abruptly.
Lin Kai stared at him closely: "What do you mean?"
Hu Binjie was stunned: "I seem to have heard just now..."
Chen Xuyang: "Brother Yun is going to gag our school committee..."
Hu Binjie: "Yes, I heard that too..."
Chen Xuyang: "Why are these two people getting gay..."
Hu Binjie: "I seem to smell that sour smell."
After Jiang Yun finished speaking, Lin Kai stared directly down at Jiang Yun's protruding Adam's apple.
It's very obvious, I don't know if it will feel...
Lin Kai suddenly put away his hands.
What was he thinking about!
"What are you doing together?" Cheng Xuan came in with a laptop in his arms. As a head teacher, he was not qualified to get all the teachers' papers, so he only copied the scores.
The crowd dispersed.
"The results of the mid-term exam have come out. I just saw that Chen Xuyang has been checked by someone." Cheng Xuan stared at them. Is it necessary to look again?"
Chen Xuyang said in a low voice: "It is necessary."
Cheng Xuan stayed away from him, so of course she wouldn't hear him, and continued to educate everyone: "Although I am a top-class music teacher, don't think that I know nothing. Bring me the papers you made, and maybe you will get a good score." I'm taller than you."
This is true, Cheng Xuan is a doctoral student, in her 30s, while working and taking a Ph.D., she got her doctoral degree last year. The speed is astonishing.
Based on the idea that the head teacher must make a good start in the class meeting, Cheng Xuan began to talk about how she got into the doctorate all the way, and wanted to point out a way for everyone.
However, most of the people below are concerned about grades, and few people listen to him seriously.
After half a class, Cheng Xuan finally stepped into the topic: "Now I will report the ranking of the midterm exam. Some people should stop crying on the spot after listening to Lin Si."
Kinda rhymes.
Lin Kai coughed lightly and touched his nose.
"No. 15, Ruan Zhaoming."
"No. 12, Jiang Yue."
Cheng Xuan reported one by one quickly, and after each name was reported, there was a sigh of happiness or sadness under each name.
"No.7 Chen Xuyang."
"Oh——" Chen Xuyang reacted the most, "Top ten, top ten!"
"It's rare for some students to do well in the exam, so don't be complacent." Cheng Xuan connoted Chen Xuyang, and then began to report his name.
This is related to his relationship with Lin Jianmin, Lin Kai listened very seriously.
Staying in the top ten is not enough...
"No. 5..."
not him.
"No. 3..."
Not him yet.
Lin Kai breathed a sigh of relief and stabilized the top three.
"No.2." Cheng Xuan said, "Lin Kai."
Lin Kai fell to the ground with a big rock, Cheng Xuan continued: "No.1, Jiang Yun."
Lin Kai didn't listen much to what was said later, and after Cheng Xuan clattered a bunch of prospects for the future and encouragement for the end of the term, he left with his computer in his arms.
"Fuck me! I'm No.7!" When Cheng Xuan left, Chen Xuyang immediately jumped up, "I've never been in the top ten!"
Everyone was talking about it. This time, many students rushed from the rear of the crane to the front, which can be regarded as digging a lot of dark horses.
Students should eat and drink after reporting their grades. Anyway, it is a midterm exam, and there is still half a semester until the end of the next semester, so they can spend a long time.
"I am number one." Jiang Yun said.
"I have ears, so you don't need to repeat it." Lin Kai said.
"So I won the bet we made before." Jiang Yun stretched his waist and picked Lin Kai's chin, "Clean up and prepare to treat me to dinner."
"I really don't understand why you, a person who skips class and fights every day, have such good grades?" Lin Kai looked closely at him, "Aren't the eyebrows, nose and eyes the same as mine?"
"Yeah, maybe she still has a sexual orientation." Jiang Yun said.
Lin Kai narrowed his eyes.
Jiang Yun pretended not to say this, patted him on the shoulder and stood up: "Go, go to the toilet."
Lin Kai and Jiang Yun usually quarreled, but after losing the bet, they still had to invite Jiang Yun to eat the meal.
On Saturday of this week, Jiang Yun finished all the papers at home as fast as possible, and then turned around with his mobile phone.
On the day when the grades came out, he asked Lin Kai whether there was a reason for that question. To put it mildly, it was because he wanted to know, and to put it bluntly, it was because he was interested in Lin Kai.
Not only Lin Kai's face, Lin Kai's character also pokes his aesthetic point.
When he was in the coffee shop that day, he saw the reaction on Lin Kai's face after breaking off the straw. If he guessed correctly, Lin Kai was probably not too bad.
A person who is usually a bit arrogant, who will work part-time in a coffee shop, has a good heart, and is a little gay.
The little gay guy who can swear at people with a small mouth when he is angry.
It seems that Jiang Yun's perception of the school committee has changed again.
He suddenly remembered that day after Xu Xu had fought with Zhang Zhe, Luo Ran asked him indifferently: "Jiang Yun, have you noticed that you have been a little too close to Lin Kai recently?"
Jiang Yun frowned.
Could it be that what he meant for Lin Kai was really so obvious?
He remembered seeing Lin Kaiqing lean and thin sitting on a chair in the coffee shop, yawning lazily, the sun was shining on him, and his whole body was warm.
Thinking of this scene, Jiang Yun smiled with the corners of his mouth curled up.
Whoever wants to think about it, let him think about it for a while, anyway, Lin Kai is almost sure of him.
Jiang Yun took out his mobile phone and made a call.
During this period of time, the proprietress of the coffee shop didn't call Lin Kai to go. It is estimated that the business is not very good and there is no need for too many people.
Lin Kai rummaged through the refrigerator at home, and found that he had eaten up a lot of things in the refrigerator. Looking at the instant noodles on the cabinet, there were only one or two packs left, and it was estimated that they would all be emptied this week.
I'm cleaning up and down the house, throwing away everything I don't want to eat.
Lin Kai's cell phone rang, and he picked it up without looking at it.
"I don't buy a house, I don't decorate it, and I'm not interested in cooperating, thank you." Lin Kai was holding a pack of braised beef noodles that were due soon, and was hesitating whether to settle it today.
"Let's go eat." Jiang Yun said, the wind was blowing loudly over there, and it must have come out.
"Now?" Lin Kai asked.
"I'm downstairs at your house." Jiang Yun said, "Give your head a look."
Lin Kai walked to the balcony with his mobile phone, and saw Jiang Yun waving at him downstairs.
He laughed, and his mood instantly changed: "Okay, I'll come down now."
He quickly threw the instant noodles in his hand on the cabinet, took the key and went downstairs.
"You are so fast." Lin Kai walked over with a smile.
"I'm waiting for you to come." Jiang Yun said, "Don't you need to work part-time today?"
"Business in the coffee shop is not good, and the proprietress didn't call me over... Besides, I have to come out to treat you to dinner when I'm working part-time." Lin Kai said, "If you don't come, I still want to eat instant noodles to make do, let's go Bar."
"What to eat?" Jiang Yun followed him and asked.
"Barbecue buffet." Lin Kai licked his lips and laughed, "It's delicious."
The buffet is on the top floor of a nearby shopping mall. The Korean barbecue restaurant seems to be holding an event recently. There is a huge red poster at the door, and there is a cartoon bull's head printed on it.
"Welcome, two?" As soon as they entered, the clerk greeted them with a smile.
"Both of you," Lin Kai said, "can you sit on the side?"
"Okay." The clerk led them to a seat by the window, with a wide view, and they could see the front desk and the busy traffic in the city outside.
After they went in, the clerk told them that there was an event at the barbecue restaurant, so they could look at the sign at the entrance of the store.
"Look at the menu, both of you." The clerk handed them the menu, "There is an event in the store today, do you two want to participate?"
Lin Kai marked out some of his favorite food, and then handed the menu to Jiang Yun: "What event?"
"There is an event in the mall today, and we also have an event in our store. The event in the mall is that the overall purchase of 1 minus [-], and then you can draw a lottery at the door. No. [-] can get a big doll."
"What about the activities in your store?" Lin Kai picked up the lemonade next to him and drank it slowly.
"Tongue kiss for 5 minutes to get beef tongue." The clerk said.
"Cough! Cough cough...cough cough!!" Lin Kai choked on a mouthful of water, tilted his head and coughed frantically, and looked at the clerk in disbelief, "What kiss?"
Before the clerk could speak, Jiang Yun said, "Tongue kiss."
"Tongue kiss for 5 minutes." The clerk added with a smile, "The beef tongues in our store are all top-notch in Australia. This activity is not difficult. You can kiss anyone with tongue for 5 minutes, and there will be no extra tricks."
He didn't know whether it was from choking or shame, Lin Kai blushed up to his ears, he touched the cup and his trouser legs, but didn't know where to put it.
The clerk probably saw this kind of scene too often, without any ups and downs on his face, he kept a polite smile and asked Lin Kai: "Do you two gentlemen need it?"
Lin Kai: "..."
Lin Kai looked at Jiang Yun, Jiang Yun asked back: "Does Mr. Lin need it?"
Now the ball is thrown back at him.
Although Lin Kai was very interested in Jiang Yun, but this kind of aboveboard thing that took advantage of others... Lin Kai still couldn't do it well.
Lin Kai, who abides by male virtues, couldn't get past his own bottom line, he waved his hand awkwardly at the clerk: "Next time, next time..."
"Okay sir, let me place an order now, and I'll serve you some side dishes later, gentlemen, please wait for a while." The clerk left with the order machine.
The guests who were grilling meat on the grill around them made a lot of smoke in the air, and they looked quite appetizing.
Lin Kai didn't look carefully before, but now he looked up and found that the event posters on the wall were all about beef tongue.
I have to say that this store celebration event is indeed a bit...not suitable for them.
After the waiter came over to change the baking tray for them, he served a few small dishes in front of them, some refreshing crispy white radish and kimchi.
Lin Kai was attracted by the crisp taste of the white radish and ate slices with chopsticks.
The two people who have just experienced the embarrassing incident have not spoken so far, probably because they were frightened by the clerk's sudden ox tongue.
Now Lin Kai's chest is still in pain.
My heart was beating so hard.
Lin Kai felt that it was not good to keep silent all the time, so he ate a piece of radish, nodded his head, like a food taster with goods: "This radish is delicious."
Jiang Yun also took a piece of chopsticks and ate a piece, like a little assistant carrying goods, affirmed: "It's delicious."
The two ate the radish quietly for a while, and the scene fell into an awkward silence again.
Lin Kai couldn't think of anything to talk about. He lowered his head and ate the dishes seriously. The waiter put several plates of meat on their table. Lin Kai picked up three slices of pork belly and put them on the baking tray.
"By the way, you just..." Jiang Yun paused, "What do you mean... next time?"
"Next time..." Lin Kai spent a long time organizing his words but couldn't come up with any high EQ answer, "It's just... never coming to this barbecue restaurant again?"
Declarative sentences also have turning questions.
"The beef tongue probably won't be active when you come next time." Jiang Yun smiled.
To put it bluntly...
When Jiang Yun said this, Lin Kai immediately felt a little regretful.
"Didn't the older generation say that what you eat makes you healthy?" Jiang Yun picked up his mobile phone and opened Baidu, slowly reading the words above, "I read that some people on the Internet said that eating beef tongue can make your tongue stronger. Especially in bed..."
"Ah fuck..." Lin Kai bit his own tongue directly, his facial features wrinkled in pain, and hissed inhale.
"Hey... Are you okay?" Jiang Yun put down the phone, but he really didn't expect to read such a colorful answer.
He looked at Lin Kai: "Hold it out for me to see?"
Lin Kai bit the edge of his tongue and it hurt, and he held his tongue in his mouth for a long time before slowly sticking it out.
"Is there any blood?" Lin Kai asked nervously.
"Is there any blood, let me look under the lamp." Jiang Yun stared at his tongue carefully.
Lin Kai obediently moved his head a little towards the bright spot.
There was no broken skin, no blisters, but the edge of the tongue was slightly red from his bite.
"It's a little red." Jiang Yun said, "Ask the waiter to bring you an ice water Hanhan."
Finally, he asked the waiter to bring over two glasses of iced lemonade. Lin Kai still hadn't recovered, and took a few sips of lemonade.
"Drink it slowly, I'm telling you not to let you drink it down." Jiang Yun looked at Lin Kai helplessly, "Be careful with your stomach, don't have stomach cramps in the middle of the night and no one will take you to the hospital."
"Can you say something nice!" Lin Kai was in so much pain that he still didn't forget to ask, "You said... that beef tongue can really make up the tongue?"
Seeing Lin Kai's stupid look, Jiang Yun finally couldn't help it, tilted his head and laughed.
The score of this barbecue restaurant is really high. After they finished eating, they almost died of hunger. The waiter also gave them a few sour plum candies.
Jiang Yun gave it to Lin Kai.
After they ate together, they went to the bathroom of the shopping mall. Lin Kai ran to the innermost place, and then slowly unfastened his trouser chain.
"What are you doing here?" Jiang Yun's voice was very close to him.
"Fuck me!!" Lin Kai jumped three feet high with his pants in his hands, he turned his head to look at Jiang Yun, "You're going to scare me to death!"
Jiang Yun: "..."
He just wanted to go to the toilet next to him...
Lin Kai probably felt a little stressed, and said awkwardly: "Well, I don't mean to reject you or something... Next time you are by my side, remember to say so."
The main thing is that even if he goes to the toilet by himself, he can't guarantee that he won't glance at others. It's not easy to be a gentleman...
"I have to report to you even if I go to the toilet." Jiang Yun was a little helpless.
"Nor...not at all." Lin Kai paused and said, "Forget it, just pretend I was drunk and talking nonsense."
There were only the two of them in the toilet, Jiang Yun sighed, walked to the place farthest away from him, and said with a smile, "When you were really drunk and asked me to wipe it for you..."
The atmosphere suddenly froze for a second, and Jiang Yun's voice stopped abruptly.
Lin Kai stared at him closely: "What do you mean?"
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