The reborn princess is hard to be

"How can it be possible? Brother Huang, since you have already rewarded it to me, can you still take it back?" Li Chengming felt like a thunderbolt from the blue sky, five thunders struck the top!This picture is the most valuable treasure I have on hand now, how can the emperor accept it as he pleases.

"Why not? I say I can!" The emperor also began to play tricks.

"Emperor Brother Nine-Five Sovereign, you say what you say. How can you go back on what you say?!" Li Chengming opened his eyes wide in disbelief.

"If you turn back, then turn back! I will treat it as if I farted!" The emperor said angrily, slapped the table hard and stood up.

But I don't know if I used too much force when I got up, which caused the dragon body to bear huge pressure and affected the sphincter muscles, only to hear the emperor's dragon buttocks make a loud "噗~!"!

There was a moment of silence in the hall.All the eunuchs and maids were watching their hearts, wishing that they themselves were blind, deaf and disabled people who lost their sense of smell.

Li Chengming really wanted to throw a needle out at this moment to see if it really hit the ground.But in order not to draw hatred from the emperor anymore, Li Chengming wisely held back.But I still couldn't control my urination, pinched my nose and said: "Sure enough, it's a loud fart! Brother Mingjian, but you don't have to do a fake show for real, even if you really do a fake show for real, you don't have to do it so thoroughly ah!"

"..." The emperor's face was colorful.

"Actually, you don't have to worry about it too much, Brother Huang. Fart is a fairy spirit in the world. If you don't fart, it will persecute the heart. If you don't fart, you should exercise your body. Brother Huang, you still have to be more careful, you can be regarded as strengthening your body today After a while!" Seeing the emperor's expression, Li Chengming couldn't bear to be harsh at the moment, so he could only comfort him.

"..." I think if you put down the hand that pinched your nose, it might be a little persuasive.

The emperor let out a deep breath of resentment, only feeling that the injury he suffered today might be the pain of this life, so he could only wave his hands at Li Chengming at the moment: "Now I have let my fart go, and I have lost face. You have to marry if you don't marry." , you should go back and make preparations. After choosing a good and auspicious day, you will get married according to the order!"

"Hey! Brother Huang, how can there be such a reason? I didn't force you to fart and lose face. What does it have to do with me! This is all your own intention. You can't be so cruel and unreasonable, Brother Huang!"

"Laifu, send the princess back!" The emperor turned his head, he no longer wanted to hear these words that hurt him.After giving orders to the eunuchs around him, he went straight into the inner hall, not wanting to get entangled in this matter any longer.

"Brother Huang, don't go away! You can only make me think that you did it on purpose! No, Brother Huang, I can pretend I didn't hear it, or I can pretend I didn't hear it. We'll talk about it when you come back!" Li Chengming sucker Punch.

But the eunuch named Laifu had already stopped him, and said with a smile: "Princess, please!"

"Hmph!" Li Chengming could only shake his sleeves, turned around and left angrily.

Seeing Li Chengming come back in a rage, Zhihua was also taken aback.The princess insisted on letting her follow her when she went out today, so she became so angry when she came back.

"What's the matter, princess, why are you so angry?!" Zhi Hua hurried to Li Chengming and asked anxiously.

Li Chengming sat in front of the round table angrily, but he exerted too much force, the two apples in front of his chest hit the edge of the table heavily, and moved directly.Li Chengming was so angry that he took out the two apples on his chest and threw them on the ground.

"Zhihua, find me some cotton tomorrow. This broken apple directly hit Zhao Shangshu today, it stinks and can't be used anymore!"

Zhihua covered her cheeks in surprise: "Princess, no way! I just haven't followed you for a few hours, what did you do behind my back?" Why did you put your fake breasts on Zhao Shangshu? What did you do, what did you do to him?What to do, I really want to know! !

Li Chengming squinted at this gossip-faced woman.

Zhi Hua immediately coughed pretendingly, and his expression returned to normal.

"Princess, why are you so angry?"

"Do you know that the emperor has announced my marriage with that Zhao Shangshu in the early court today~! And looking at that Zhao Suran's appearance, he has already agreed to it. What should I do? Zhihua, my property will be confiscated This bastard son-in-law embezzled~!!!"

"What?" Zhihua opened his mouth wide in surprise, expressing his surprise.He immediately wondered: "But what does the big wedding have to do with your property, princess?"

"You don't know, I had a dream last night. I dreamed that a horse robbed me of my treasure, and then he became a 'rich horse'. You said, isn't this a warning to me?"

"..." Such a strange dream is probably only you who can dream it.

"Today, I wanted to quietly call out that Shangshu and beat him to a half-mutilation! But the decline is here. I don't know that Zhao Suran, so I wanted to call someone to threaten and lure me and let him help me beat Zhao Yes. But I never expected that I called someone casually, and it turned out to be the Minister of the Household Department!"

"This is ape dung, princess!"

"..." Try saying it again.

"This is evil fate, princess!"

You are smart!

"You don't even know how insidious he is. I asked him to come here and even didn't report his family name. After I told all the plans, he said that he is Zhao Suran, Minister of the Household Department!"

"..." If you tell the whole plan without asking who they are, you can only say that you are stupid!

"It's not only insidious, but also shameless. Because I was teased by him, I prepared to do nothing and beat him up to vent my anger. But before I made a move, he didn't know what to do. When my knees were weak, I He fell on that person surnamed Zhao, and the emperor just happened to come over and see this scene!" Li Chengming still feels unwilling when he thinks about it now.

"Really?" So wonderful?Hearing it made me want to give Zhao Consort a thumbs up in my heart.But it seems that this Minister of the Household Department surnamed Zhao is really not as simple as an ordinary official.

The two were talking, when Lai Fu, the emperor's personal eunuch who had just met, came with an imperial edict.

"Princess Mingchang accepts the order~!"

Li Chengming and Zhi Huaju both knelt on the ground.

"Fengtian Chengyun Emperor's edict said: My imperial sister Li Jinming, Princess Mingchang! Respectful, dignified, talented and beautiful. Now it is the age of marriage, and the current household minister Zhao Suran is young and promising, talented and rich, with both civil and military skills. A rare young talent in the world! He and Princess Mingchang are a beautiful woman made in heaven and earth. Today, I will marry you to Zhao Suran, the Minister of the Household Department, and choose an auspicious day to get married. I hope that the two will be harmonious in the future, and the husband will sing and the wife will follow! This~!"

"..." Li Chengming stared blankly at the bright yellow imperial decree, who will tell me it's not true!

"Princess, accept the order!" Eunuch Yongfu handed the imperial order to Li Chengming.

Zhihua bumped into Li Chengming with his arm, and signaled with his eyes—"Princess, hurry up and accept the order!" '

Li Chengming winked and said-'I don't want to pick it up, can I? '

'If you don't want to answer, you are resisting the order!To kill! '

I do what I want to resist the decree, and I do what I want to survive.It is impossible to risk your life to resist the order!

Li Chengming could only accept the imperial edict with a bitter face.

The eunuch Laifu felt relieved, and when the two stood up, he spoke.

"Slave, send my greetings to Princess Mingchang! This decree was supposed to be announced to the princess in the morning, but the emperor was really busy in the morning." The eunuch Laifu paused at this point, with a smile on his face: "The princess also knows about it. That's why it's been delayed until now. The servant's order has also been passed on. I have to go back to serve the emperor, and the servant will leave first!"

"..." Li Chengming was still silent in his chaotic thoughts, and didn't hear what eunuch Yongfu was saying at all.

"Please trouble Eunuch Yongfu to make a trip, I will definitely prepare for my princess!" Zhihua also knew that her princess must be at war with heaven and man, so she hurried forward and saluted, and said politely.

"This is the best. I will return to my family first. Miss Zhihua, please take good care of the princess!"

"Eunuch, go slowly~!"

"Princess, don't be in a daze. I'll put away the imperial decree for you first, and we'll figure out a way."

"Zhi Hua, can I return this edict!"

"Princess, if you come, you will be safe. Even if you marry into the Shangshu's mansion, there will always be a way. The boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge!" Zhihua comforted.

"You sounded good. Anyway, it's not you who will be fucked!" Li Chengming cried.

"..." Although I don't know what 'explosive chrysanthemum' is, it doesn't sound like a good thing!

Li Chengming was very irritable for the next day, and when he thought of the smirk (are you sure?) of that surnamed Zhao today, he felt that he was plotting something wrong.

Seeing him restless, Zhi Hua also worried for him.But this is obviously a certainty, and she can't help it.

When Li Chengming woke up the next day, he found a blister on his mouth.After everyone cleaned up his chicken coop again, Li Chengming finally came up with a new idea.A servant girl was called to give orders.

Only then did he finally show a little smile.

Zhihua didn't know what Li Chengming was up to, so he could only sigh tiredly, it seemed that he had to shorten his life again today!

Li Chengming packed up his outfit, washed his face and rinsed his mouth, and finished his breakfast slowly, his expressions and movements were much more gentle than usual.

To scare Zhihua into a daze, wouldn't this be overstimulation? !

Li Chengming felt that he had dawdled too much, and finally he didn't forget to stuff the two cottons that Zhihua made for him overnight.

All in place, let's go!

Seeing Li Chengming's expression of winning, Zhihua finally couldn't help but ask out of curiosity, "Princess, what are you going to do?"

Li Chengming looked at Zhihua, and smiled slyly: "Tame~horse! I want him to retreat!"

Don't tell me the horse you said is the same as the horse I think!Zhihua said in surprise in his heart!