The reborn princess is hard to be

What Li Chengming said twice, Zhihua was speechless, and the two temporarily tied.

When Li Chengming was free, the issue of the son-in-law resurfaced again.

"Zhi Hua, we've discussed for a long time, but we still haven't come up with what to do about Zhao Consort's problem!"

Zhihua sits drinking tea and doesn't want to talk to him.

Li Chengming didn't care, and continued to speak.

"Zhihua, you said I'll find some big insiders to quietly erase that Shangshu card, what do you think?"

Zhi Hua glanced at him: "You thought you were cutting radishes, and if you say it's stuck, you can cut it? And, do you have the emperor's handwriting, are you going to use the big insiders to wipe the emperor's ministers?"

"That's right, Brother Huang is my opposite now, he won't help me!"

Li Chengming made a thoughtful look.

"Then you said that we should find someone to sneak into Shangshu's mansion late at night and make him dumb, what do you think?"

"The princess doesn't want to marry Master Shangshu, why did she poison him?"

"In this way, even if he sees my little dick, he won't be able to tell, hahaha! I'm so witty!"

"Master Shangshu must be very good at calligraphy..."

"...Then break his hands too!" Li Chengming's face was full of cruelty.

Zhihua sighed, and said: "What's the use of the princess daydreaming here? The high wall of the palace is the most difficult cage in the world to break through. Even if we have thousands of ways to deal with him here, it's okay if we don't see him." In vain."

"It's true." Li Chengming also sighed, and suddenly his eyes lit up again: "Why don't we escape from the palace!"

"What nonsense did the princess say? Once you enter the palace, the gate is as deep as the sea, not to mention that you are a descendant of the royal family. How can you escape from this palace if you just say you want to?" Zhi Hua frowned, but he strongly disagreed.

"Zhihua, you only want to be at ease in the palace. But have you ever thought that if I really marry a minister's son-in-law, if he goes to the emperor to sue us once his identity is discovered, then he will be the one from the Zhujiu clan. Great crime!"

"This..." Seeing Li Chengming's serious expression, Zhihua felt that it made sense.

"So we don't do anything else. If we escape, we will just live the lives of ordinary people, but if we get married, we may be killed!" Li Chengming continued to fan the flames.

"Then... alright! Let's try first, you dress up as a little palace maid, and see if you can sneak out of the palace!" Zhihua made a huge construction in his heart before finally compromising.

"Quick! It's not too late for this matter, let's get ready."

"What are you preparing for? Since I entered the palace since I was a child, I have never been out of the palace." Zhihua frowned, not knowing where to start.

"It's easy to do, just pack up and take away all the valuable things you can see, and it will be absolutely safe." After speaking, Li Chengming also nodded deeply for his own wisdom.

"But princess, it takes several carriages to pull the precious treasure in your palace!" Zhi Hua sighed.

"..." So I'm so rich!Li Chengming felt that he should reconsider whether he had to escape from the palace.

Do you want to sit in the pile of treasures and cry, or hold a small treasure box and laugh.

this is a problem!

Li Chengming struggled for a long time, and finally made a difficult choice.

"Let's pick something that is valuable and convenient to take away." Li Chengming cried bitterly.

"Well, that's the only way to go for the time being." Zhihua agreed, and then rummaged through the Princess Palace, found two dark-colored silks and satins, and wrapped some phoenix hairpin jewelry, as well as valuable jade pendants. , Zhihua even sorted out the money he saved on weekdays and put it on!You don't need to dress up your clothes, and you won't be able to wear them when you go out of the palace. You can only buy some ordinary clothes with money.

Li Chengming looked at the small baggage and fantasized about the gorgeous carriage again.The bitterness in my heart couldn't stop flowing.

Li Chengming looked at the palace, but still did not give up.Picking up the broken double-flowered glazed gold bottle on the table, she looked at Zhi Hua: "This bottle looks so cute, let's take it away too."

"No, he is so big, some people have calf height, the target is too big. And the bottle is fragile, so it's not convenient."

Zhihua cruelly rejected Li Chengming.

"What about this, this is my hollowed-out and carved jade pillow. Although I always think it is too hard, when I think that I will never see it again, I am afraid that I will be so sad that I will never be able to sleep again." Li Chengming pretended to be pitiful .

"No, this jade pillow is not small, so it can't be packed in a bag. Besides, it's made of jadeite, so it's easy to break, and it's inconvenient."

Zhihua once again cruelly rejected Li Chengming.

"Then this agate vase is okay! Look how beautiful it looks with flowers in it. Why don't we take it with us so that we can cultivate our sentiments from time to time, huh?" Li Chengming tried his best to make his expression more pitiful.

"It still doesn't work. Should we escape from the palace, what kind of vase to bring, what kind of sentiment to cultivate! Besides, it's made of agate, so it's still easy to break, and it's even more inconvenient!"

Zhihua once again cruelly rejected Li Chengming.

"..." Li Chengming looked at Zhihua in disbelief.

It was fine for her to reject herself once, but she refused three times in a row, and she didn't even know how to change the alignment and wording of the sentences.

Can't bear it at all!

Li Chengming then yelled at Zhihua: "You are cold, you are ruthless, and you are making trouble for no reason!"

"..." Zhihua stared at Li Chengming calmly, and tolerated his unreasonable troubles!

"..." Why didn't you play your cards according to common sense!I uttered this sentence just to hear the next sentence. Is there no one who can answer my next sentence now?Will there still be confidantes in this world?

At this moment, Li Chengming has suffered the biggest blow in so many years.

"Then this small pure gold spittoon can always be brought with me. If I don't have it, what should I do if I want to spit in the future?" Li Chengming struggled to death, with a face as long as Zhihua said a word of rejection, he would cry immediately!

"Princess, please use your words more elegantly, and pay attention to royal etiquette." Zhi Hua kindly reminded: "And phlegm in the throat is usually caused by physical discomfort. Princess, don't curse yourself like that!"

After Zhi Hua finished speaking, seeing Li Chengming was really about to cry, he reluctantly compromised and said: "Well, although it is useless, it would be nice if the pure gold can be sold for some silver coins!"

Li Chengming suddenly felt that there was light in front of his eyes.

Zhihua put all the gold and silver jewelry in the spittoon, and now he can't care less about it.Critical moment, critical treatment!

Fortunately, Li Chengming took out the golden pen in his arms. Today, he stole it from the emperor thanks to his luck, and he gained another income!So prescient!

Li Chengming "hehe" chuckled, and saw that there was still room in the luggage that Zhihua had packed, so he began to inspect the palace.Finally, his eyes lit up, and he forcibly snapped off the two luminous pearls as big as a child's fist in the silver seat on the wall!

"Zhihua, this thing is valuable and doesn't take up much space, and it can be used for lighting when it's dark. It's a must-have item when you're away from home~!"

Zhihua really made sense after thinking about it, so he put Ye Mingzhu in it too.

Li Chengming had an idea again, and said, "Zhihua, tell me, which is the most valuable thing in this palace?"

"This... is the most valuable? It should be an authentic work by a famous artist, the Azure Dragon Hundred Treasures Map! It is said that this master literati dreamed of a fairyland, and drew it with a brush after waking up. The scenery in the painting really does not look like the mortal world. Afterwards, it spread to the palace, but I didn’t expect the emperor to give it to you, this is a truly priceless treasure!”

"We must take it down!"

"But it's also three feet long when rolled up, which is too conspicuous, and if you accidentally touch the water, you will suffer!"

"Zhihua, don't think too much about it. We have been locked up in this palace for so many years. Now that we are leaving, can't we keep a souvenir? Speaking of souvenirs, do you think there are better things besides this?" ?"

"..." Although what you said is very reasonable, why do you always want to refuse first?

In the end, Zhihua suppressed the evil thoughts in his heart.Roll up the Qinglong Hundred Treasure Map and tie it with the bundle.After that, Li Chengming was ordered not to allow Xiao to think about anything anymore.Hurry up and find a set of maid's clothes and come back, let Li Chengming change into it.I personally combed him into a maid's bun and dressed him up in disguise.

Once everything was settled, the two were ready to leave.

But when it was time to leave, Li Chengming reluctantly looked at the treasures and antiques in the palace.

Li Chengming hugged the white porcelain blue-bottomed lady's vase on the side of the screen, and cried loudly: "God of Rebirth, why don't you give me a Qiankun bag, you let me leave them alone, the concubine really can't do it~ ,emperor!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhihua saw that the princess was so stimulated that she felt insane again, and forcefully pulled him away: "Princess, let's go, I will continue to be disturbed by it!"

Unexpectedly, Li Chengming broke away from Zhihua, threw himself on the table and grabbed two apples tightly, and turned his head to look at Zhihua: "Let's not talk about anything else, these two apples are round and plump, with a rosy color, we are thirsty and eat them Dropping it can quench your thirst, and eating it can satisfy your hunger when you are hungry. Let the concubine take it, Your Majesty~!"

"..." Zhihua couldn't help thinking, whether it would be safer to let the royal doctor Wang give the princess an injection before escaping from the palace.

Li Chengming saw that Zhihua's expression was wrong, so he could only continue to act vividly: "Zhihua, after we leave the palace, we may no longer be able to eat a sip of food or drink a sip of water in the palace. Apple?!"

Zhihua couldn't help feeling sour, yes, I have stayed in this palace for so many years, never thought that one day I would leave in this way.That's all, it's just two apples, let him take them.

So Li Chengming got his wish and put the two apples into the bag.On the contrary, these two apples became the most useless things in the baggage, but took up the most space.

Li Chengming and Zhihua stepped out of the Princess Palace and finally started their real journey of escape from the palace!