The reborn princess is hard to be

Li Chengming tried his best to calm down.

Looking at the guard, he said bitterly, "You are the one who forced me to magnify my moves! Don't blame me!"

"Well, it's not surprising." The elder brother guard said empathetically.

"..."

Li Chengming angrily took out the gold medal for avoiding death, "Look, what is this?"

"The princess is illiterate, so I'll teach you!" The elder brother of the guard is still understanding, "These four words are free, death, gold, and card in turn. Can the princess remember it? I can't meet others in the future and forget it." , This is a loss of royal dignity!"

"..." I, Nima, didn't ask you to read it out! !

Li Chengming was furious in an instant, and roared at the guard, "Since this is the gold medal for avoiding death, you must know that no matter how much I do, I will be fine! Listen carefully! I have two paths for you to choose now." First, I killed you with a knife, and then swaggered in. Even if the emperor finds out, I won’t lose anything. Second, you obediently get out of the way, and then I swaggered in, so that’s fine. Brother Huang knows, blame me, I have the gold medal for avoiding death, but I still have nothing to lose. Choose, which one?"

"Princess, why do you have to use the word swagger for both conditions? Isn't it uncomfortable to repeat it? Why don't you change it to swaying, swaying, or just swaying!" The elder brother of the guard looked serious.

"..." My goddammit, you look like a Virgo!And the words you said are normal, who can go like this!Nima is either disabled or drunk!

"Don't make trouble for no reason, okay? Can you obediently choose one or two?" Li Chengming wanted to cry without tears.

"Then I'll choose one, do you think I'm good?" The elder brother guard said cute jokes with a paralyzed and cold face.

"..." Good girl!Believe it or not, I made you look so good again?

Li Chengming felt that his seven orifices were about to smoke, and he couldn't get over his heart for a while, so he asked angrily, "You have the guts! Can you tell me what your name is?"

"The younger one's name is Jia Shiwei, and he hasn't married a wife yet, and he hasn't planted a child yet." The elder brother of the guard still replied with a cold face.

"..." Damn, are you human? Can you still play happily?How did I meet such a wonderful thing as you? !

Hey, wait!Jia Shiwei, this name is subtly familiar.

Li Chengming looked at the guard and squinted at him, "What did you say your name is, repeat it again."

"The young one is named Jia Shiwei. If the princess is really hard of hearing, the young one can write it down on paper, but the princess is illiterate, so what should I do?" The guard named Jia Shiwei was deeply worried about their princess. with.

Li Chengming didn't care how he was deaf and illiterate in a short period of time.He just pointed at the elder brother guard with trembling hands, and said, "Tell me, who are you, Weishi Jia?"

"I didn't expect the princess to know Jia Weishi. He is the younger brother of a compatriot from the same mother, and he also works in the palace." Jia Shiwei's face was paralyzed.Barely revealing a little joy.

"..." Nima is really a narrow road! ! !I actually fell into the hands of a family of brothers at the same time, why didn't I wake up when I first saw this paralyzed face?Now look at the portrait of the real Nima. Also, you must talk to your parents about the names you gave them.No wonder the two brothers are so "talented", but they can only be guards.

Li Chengming pondered for a while, then slowed down his tone and said, "They are all from my own family, hahahaha what a coincidence! Since we are so familiar, you can let me in."

"Brother settle accounts with me, let alone the princess, even if the guard came by himself today, I can't let him in." Jia Shiwei refused to enter.

"..." I am damn! !I'm actually still behind that guard Jia! ! !

Li Chengming was extremely anxious, but at the critical moment, he had an idea and said to Jia Shiwei.

"Do you know who the emperor betrothed me to?"

"Now that the court is full of civil and military affairs, who inside and outside the imperial city does not know that the son-in-law chosen by the emperor for the princess is the No. 1 in the world today, the Minister of the Household Department, Zhao Suran, who is talented in both civil and military affairs, Mr. Zhao!" Jia Shiwei's eyes shone slightly.

"..." I knew that you and your brother would have a pee!

Li Chengming felt that he seemed to have a chance of winning, so he moved closer to Jia Shiwei, and the two whispered together, "Come on, let me tell you quietly! Today, Zhao Suran actually asked me to come. Others can pry something useful from this assassin before they can claim credit in front of the emperor. I think you know how cunning and cunning he is..."

"It's not cunning and cunning, it's resourcefulness!" Jia Shiwei was very principled.

"Can you wait for me to finish? Is there a difference between these two words? Don't they all praise him for his ability?" You idiot fan is poisonous!

"To Mr. Zhao, please always use compliments!" Jia Shiwei still resolutely defended his idol's interests.

"Okay, let's not talk about this for now. He is now called by the emperor to discuss important national affairs, so let me handle this matter secretly for him. You should know how close I am to Zhao Suran now?"

"This is about the boudoir between you and Mr. Zhao, I dare not know about it." Jia Shiwei said nervously with a straight face.

"..." Look at your cowardly appearance, you are more courageous than a sesame seed.

Li Chengming didn't want to get entangled with this elm lump anymore, so he put his shoulders on Jia Shiwei's shoulder and said bitterly, "Now that I have revealed such a big secret to you, don't you think you know too much? If you let me in , Let me finish the work, that's okay. If you are still stubborn and want to block me, then I can only let Zhao Suran come over."

Li Chengming said the last sentence with special force.

"..." Although Jia Shiwei still had a cold face, Li Chengming knew that he was thinking.So he didn't bother him, and gave him a bit of buffer time, letting him deliver the heaven and man in his mind.

Jia Shiwei's face went through three stages of facial paralysis, still facial paralysis, and still facial paralysis, and finally compromised facial paralysis, "Okay, princess, please come in."

"..." Zhao Suran turned out to be the ultimate trump card!Is it better than the gold medal for avoiding death bestowed by the emperor?

This unscientific!

Li Chengming walked into the prison full of grievances.

This is a private prison in the palace, and the environment is better than Li Chengming imagined.This prison is only temporarily holding some prisoners, and they will be transferred to other places later.So there were not many people in the prison.

Li Chengming looked from room to room, and finally found yesterday's assassin in the middle cell. Li Chengming took out the key he threatened from Jia Shiwei, and opened the door.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, the people inside were startled.

The assassin's hands and feet were tied, and he was tied to a wooden stake. He looked very pitiful.He heard movement and looked up.

"It's you?"

"It's me, are you surprised?"

"When people have."

Li Chengming didn't expect this assassin to be so witty.

"I was surprised when I saw the sword stabbing the princess yesterday, but happy when I saw the princess take out the stabbed apple. Does that count?"

"Obviously your sword pierced the apple, but I didn't give it to you, so are you angry now?" Li Chengming frowned slightly, with a look of resentment.As he spoke, he reached into his bosom and took out the apple, "Don't be afraid, there are more here."

"..."

"Don't eat it? Forget it if you don't eat it. I'm afraid that if you eat it, I will be asymmetrical!"

Li Chengming put it back with a calm face.

Mr. Assassin felt that his fantasies about women had faded a bit.

Li Chengming felt that he had initially exerted mental coercion on the assassin, and now he could start talking.This time he learned the lesson and decided to start with the name.

"I ask you, what's your name?"

"If you don't want to change your name, don't change your surname, my name is Shi Renjian!"

"It turned out to be a 'dead bitch'. It's a pleasure to meet you! I came here to ask you something." Li Chengming smiled and said lightly.

"My name is Shi Renjian, not Shi Jianren!"

"These are not important. Let me ask you, the current emperor is my elder brother. He does not step out of the door, and is his own emperor. Why do you rush into the palace to kill him?"

"Bah! What can't you kill this stupid king?! He connived at the mighty Wei family to work for tigers, and the officials in the court* became corrupt. Does he know how many civilians died of starvation in the disaster areas in the south? Look at the rich clothes and fine food in your palace. The stupid king only knows how to enjoy the tribute of the people, and he doesn't think about what the taxpayers live! Several disaster relief funds have been withheld by corrupt officials. I have been inquiring for so long, only to know that as long as these corrupt officials hand over money every year, they will Someone protected them layer by layer. The biggest moth in the court is the current emperor's grandfather, the prime minister of the dynasty——Wei Jizhou! If the emperor didn't favor their Wei family, how dare they do such a thing to enrich their own pockets? , only caring about your own interests and ignoring the rise and fall of the country!"

Li Chengming didn't expect that this brother Jian turned out to be a cynical youth, so he could only sigh at the moment, cynical youths are not easy to deal with.There must be verbal appeasement and action compromises in dealing with them, otherwise it will be difficult to break into the enemy's interior!

So Li Chengming said in a warm voice, "Since you know so much, you must have some evidence. No matter how powerful Prime Minister Wei is, there will always be people who are not at odds with him. If you report it, someone may want to get rid of it." Down with him, use your evidence to report, and refer to him. If the emperor knows, maybe he will pay attention to it and severely punish this corrupt official?"

"I... I don't want to. It's just that I was sloppy for a while. I just believed in the smooth words of an official with the surname Zhen when I first entered the capital. He said that he would help me defeat the Wei dog thief! I said everything I thought With him. But who would have thought! He lied to me!! I will definitely tear him to pieces in the future!" Brother Jian was filled with righteous indignation.

"Still too stupid and naive!"

Brother Jian thought for a while, looked at Li Chengming and said, "That's right, you're right!"

"..." So honest, I'm ashamed to bully you.