The reborn princess is hard to be

It was a failure today, a failure very much.

Li Chengming regrets not reading the almanac, today must be a day that is not suitable for playing.

It is obvious that he wants the surname Zhao to retreat in spite of difficulties.But the reality is that they retreated in spite of difficulties.

It seems that this is a tough battle!

Li Chengming took out the cotton ball in his arms, "It's better to replace it with an apple. The cotton is too imposing, and it can't restrain people!"

"..." Don't attribute today's failure to the two balls of cotton, okay?Even if you stuffed watermelons today, you still can't stop people!

At this time, the two have not realized the seriousness of meeting the future son-in-law in the inner sect today!

The topic spread like this-

Version one:

"The princess taught the son-in-law a lesson in front of the inner gate, and punished the son-in-law to run five laps around the palace. The son-in-law was very obedient, and started running after taking off his official uniform. I heard that the son-in-law-to-be is good-looking, even running very handsomely. .”

"what?"

Version two:

"Hey! Have you heard? I heard that the son-in-law-to-be looks very good, so the princess let the son-in-law run in front of him, and insisted that the son-in-law take off his official clothes to see how the son-in-law looks like!"

"Why is the princess so unreasonable!"

Version three:

"Did you know? I heard that the son-in-law-to-be is good-looking and has a great figure, so the princess insists on the son-in-law-to-be taking off his clothes and running in front of him, not to mention how passionate the scene is!"

"No way! Is the princess so hungry?"

After the emperor went to court the next day, of course what he heard was the last version!

At that time, the emperor directly attacked the crime, and it was unreasonable to shout!

Immediately ordered someone to call Li Chengming to him.

The emperor brought Li Chengming to the imperial garden and turned away everyone.To avoid the embarrassment of losing Longwei yesterday.

"Jinming, why do you never say what you mean every time? You clearly told me that you don't want to marry Zhao Shangshu, but you are very honest in your actions!" The emperor decided to soften his opening remarks today.

"..."

"But no matter how anxious you are, you can't just have a private meeting with Zhao Shangshu in the palace! Even if you have to have a private meeting, you don't have to take off your clothes for a private meeting! Even if you really want to take off your clothes for a private meeting, can you not choose the inner door of the harem? Such a conspicuous place where people come and go. No matter what you do, you have to take care of your daughter's face!"

"..." Are you sure I didn't go to the wrong set.

"Look, if you picked a place like this one yesterday, wouldn't Zhao Shangshu be so incompetent every day that you can do whatever you want!! How can your stories be spread in the palace? Everyone knows!"

"Brother Huang taught you a lesson!" Li Chengming was so enlightened!

"What a licentious and senseless fool! It seems that I have come to the right place this time! The dog emperor! Take your life!!" Suddenly there was a loud roar from the side of the rockery.

Startled, the two looked up!

A shining sword has stabbed towards him angrily!

It's too late, it's too soon.

The sword was only 0.01 points away from the emperor at that time.

But Li Chengming subconsciously pushed the emperor away.

If he was given another chance, he would definitely beat himself up, take care of his limbs, and teach them not to meddle in their own business.

If you give him a chance to explain.That's right-Nimma TV dramas kill people!Whenever there is such an assassination scene, one person will definitely step forward, push away others, and offer his own chest.Brother, you are stupid!This kind of lens will teach bad children.After seeing so many people standing up to save others, the human brain will subconsciously follow suit! !

"Jimming—!"

"what--!"

"Crack!"

The emperor was pushed to the side, and he watched the gleaming sword stabbing at Jinming, the tip of the sword obviously sank deeply.

"You! Why did you come here, woman? You killed me! I swore in front of my master that I would never hurt a woman!" The assassin saw that he had stabbed a woman without killing the emperor, and he was in a panic. .

Although the assassin hurriedly stopped the sword, he clearly felt that the tip of the sword had pierced the woman's chest. Although he regretted it, he did not dare to draw the sword blindly.

"Presumptuous! Don't call me a woman, call me Your Lady Queen! Oh no, Your Lady Princess!"

"Jinming, how are you?" The emperor had got up from the ground at this moment, and hurried over, looking at his sister nervously. "Come here! Xuan Imperial Physician!! Hurry up and announce the Imperial Physician!!"

"Brother Huang, you should yell, 'Come on, there are assassins!'. You memorized the lines wrong!" Li Chengming looked calm.

"When is Jinming, you still have the heart to joke!" The emperor looked at it and frowned, "Hurry up and announce the imperial doctor!! Where are the people? Are they all dead!!"

Didn't people get sent away by you?

"Emperor Dog, today I will take your dog's life first. Then go to the master and confess!" The assassin watched the brother-sister relationship, and then saw the Emperor Dog and began to yell.He knew that if Ouchi Konoe came here, today's once-in-a-lifetime opportunity would be in vain.

At that moment, he became cruel and dropped the sword in his hand.Stretching out his hand into a claw, he went straight to the emperor's vitals.

Seeing that the assassin's claws were about to grab the emperor's neck, at the very moment, he stretched out a hand from the side and quickly blocked it.

The person who made the attack passed no less than ten moves with the assassin in the blink of an eye, but his skills were obviously superior to the assassin's.In less than twenty moves, the assassin was restrained, and he tapped the assassin a few times, sealing his big acupuncture points all over his body!

Then he turned around and knelt in front of the emperor and Li Chengming, "Minister Zhao Suran, the rescue is late, please forgive me."

"Quick! Arrest him!" At this time, the guards in the palace also felt that when they saw the assassin, they ran out in a hurry, and pressed the assassin who had been acupunctured on the ground to his knees.

"Xuan Imperial Physician first! Xuan Wang Imperial Physician is here!!" The emperor had no time to think about other things, looking at Li Jinming, feeling very nervous, "Jinming, how are you? Are you in pain?"

Li Chengming looked at Zhao Suran who was kneeling in front of him.Don't think that I didn't see that you flew out just now!There is no Wia here!He is so powerful in martial arts, if I really marry into the Shangshu Mansion in the future, will I still have a bright future?

"Brother, look, I was assassinated by an assassin, and this Zhao Shangshu didn't even look anxious. If I marry, I will only suffer. You, brother, withdraw the decree and cancel our engagement! "

The emperor followed Li Chengming's words and looked at Zhao Suran, "Why are you still kneeling? Why don't you come here and care about the princess! Why are you about to become a son-in-law? Don't you really care about the princess?"

Zhao Seran stood up slowly, but his face was still calm, "I don't dare! It's just that I didn't get hurt when I observed the princess's complexion. And I also know that the princess has her own magic weapon to protect her heart. Although she looks dangerous now , but it’s really not a big deal!”

"Zhao Suran, is your heart really made of a stone? This sword is already hanging on Jinming's body, can it be fake?"

After the emperor finished speaking, he suddenly thought of something. He froze for a moment, turned his head, and looked suspiciously at Li Chengming's chest.

"Hmm~ Brother Huang, don't stare at him like this, he is shy!" Li Chengming saw the emperor staring at his chest all the time, and twisted it pretendingly.

"..." The emperor shook goose bumps all over the ground.

But looking at him like this, he should really not be injured.The emperor finally lost his breath.

At this moment, the assassin, who was kneeling on the spot under the pressure of the guards, suddenly yelled, "Zhao Suran? Zhao Suran! You are Zhao Suran! Does your father know that you are helping the tyrant like this? No matter what your father said..."

Zhao Suran didn't know what method he used, he pointed his finger, and the assassin opened his mouth wide, but he couldn't make a sound.

This Zhao Suran was obviously afraid that the assassin would tell some explosive news, so he clicked his dumb acupoint!

"Zhao Suran, this assassin seems to know you?" The emperor looked at Zhao Suran, his face changed slightly.

"Reporting to the emperor. I feel very familiar with this person now, but I have seen hundreds of people, and I can't remember clearly! It's just that he has committed such a heinous crime now, and shouting like that may be just to make our monarch and his ministers divorced." I also hope that the emperor will not be fooled by such a cowardly, ignorant and unforgivable thief! I hope the emperor will see clearly!"

"Well, I will trust you once."

no?You can believe it too!Brother, are you stupid?It looks like Zhao Suran is lying, don't be fooled by his appearance!Look at the kneeling assassin, shaking his head so much that he almost caught up with the rattle.What a great injustice!

Generally, this kind of single righteous man who can enter the palace to assassinate the emperor has a great injustice! ! !Majesty, can you follow the script?

Li Chengming looked at the emperor with an expression of "Are you a fool?", which finally aroused the emperor's dissatisfaction.

"Jinming, if it's really all right, just draw the sword. You've been hanging the sword in front of me like this, and it dazzles me!"

"..." Damn, fuck you! ! !If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have stepped forward to save your life!Let me see if you are stabbed to death by an assassin's sword, can you still feel dazzled!

Li Chengming could only complain viciously in his heart!

Then he could only reach out and pull out the sword that had been stuck in his chest for a long time.

"Ah!" Li Chengming held the sword, but suddenly let out a cry, clutching his chest tightly, and squatting down with pain on his face.

"What's the matter, Jinming? Zhao Suran, didn't you say that Jinming must be fine?"

"According to my observation, the princess should be fine! Could it be that the princess drew the sword in the wrong posture and hurt herself again?" Zhao Suran was also slightly puzzled, did he really miss it?

Li Chengming saw that both of them surrounded him at this moment.Covering his chest, he reached into his bosom, took out the apple that had been stabbed by the sword, held it in his hand and cried bitterly, "My poor little fruit! You died so badly! To be shot by an arrow like this Pierced through the heart, pierced a big hole! Now I can only break you into two pieces and eat them, so that you can die a worthy death!!"

After Li Chengming finished speaking, he really split the apple in his hand into two, and "Kacha" took a bite.

"Sweet! Do you want to have a bite too?" Li Chengming asked as he handed out the other half of the apple.

"..."

"..."

"Has the doctor Wang you called just now arrived? When it's time to give the princess an injection, I think the princess has lost her mind again!" The emperor stood up and commanded loudly to the side.

No way, Brother Huang, I'm just joking!Don't take it seriously! ! !

After listening, Zhao Suran stood aside and smiled contentedly.