The vest cannot be collapsed

[System,] Jushan Haruki suddenly asked, [Do you smell a smell of food. 】

system:【?What food tastes like? 】

Jushan Haruki described it fragmentarily: [It's the kind... a bunch of donuts drizzled with icing sugar, cola with condensed milk, and hot and sour potato shreds, all mixed together. 】

system:【? ? ?Why is there hot and sour potato shreds. 】

Also, is the cola mixed with condensed milk for people to eat?

It was silent for a long time: [...The Coke mixed with condensed milk must be Pepsi. 】

Jushan Haruki frowned: [Fart, I am a staunch delicious party. 】

System: [... I think other Kaka parties will be ashamed of you. 】

The system is the firm Coca-Cola former Pope party, otherwise it would not be Haruki's system.

I heard that when assigning systems to employees, he had only one requirement, not to be a Pepsi party.

【Coke with condensed milk is for people to drink? ] The staunch former Pope said so.

Jushan Haruki: [?Who are you scolding for not being human? 】

system:……

It's okay, it's not the first day he knows that Haruki Jushan is not a human being.

Also, what a fragmented combination of Chinese and Western tastes.

How could anyone in this world combine condensed milk and cola besides Haruki Hayashi?

Besides Jushan Haruki?

The system feels that it has discovered Huadian.

【Can you smell where the smell comes from? ] He thought for a while and asked.

【Probably...】Looked around blankly, and then locked on to the girl standing behind the cashier, 【It came from her. 】

[My fragmented food taste can still find a like-minded person? 】Yayama Haruki was shocked.

The girl who was standing behind the counter quietly touching the beautiful woman's hair suddenly felt a burning gaze, and she carefully looked in the direction of the gaze.

Just in time to meet the burning eyes of the long-haired beauty looking at her.

"I, is there something on my face?" The girl touched the side of her face and said flattered.

"You smell very fragrant." The long-haired beauty answered the question with burning eyes.

"What, what?" The girl at the cash register blushed half of her face when she was hit by a straight ball from the beauty.

[Did you forget something?] The system mercilessly interrupted the orange atmosphere between the two, 【You are a ghost now. 】

Haruki Juyama:?

[So the high probability is not that the food tastes similar, but that you smell the smell of your favorite food on human beings. 】

[No one but you would add condensed milk to Coke... No one! ] System emphasis.

"I'm wearing this perfume today." While the system was talking to Haruki Ju, the girl hurriedly rummaged through her phone, found something and handed it over, "It's a new one."

"If you like it, you can take a picture of the name... er, your phone is out of battery." It is very common for girls with good relationships to share cosmetics and perfume brands with each other. Beauty is justice. Now she Announced that this long-haired sister is her best friend, "Then I'll write it for you on a note and you can go back and search."

Haruki Juyama:?

He was just complimenting her on the smell of hot and sour potato shreds mixed with frosted donuts, which made him, who has been a vegan with light salt and light vinegar for three or four days, very appetizing.

The girl looked around but couldn't find a pen and paper in the store, so she reluctantly glanced at the small bottle in her hand: "If you like it, I'll give you a sample right away?"

What she held in her hand was the sample she gave when she bought the formal suit, and it was stuffed in her bag to refill the fragrance before she left today.

After all, it is said that a film crew is going to be filming here today. Although the small shop she opened is at the edge of this filming location, I am afraid that there are no stars to be seen, but what if?

In case it happens, at least I can ask for an autograph, right?

By the way, crew!

The girl carefully looked at the long-haired beauty wearing a mask with only a few eyebrows showing.

Tokyo in August is terribly hot. Even though the sun is gone during the daytime as night falls, the unbearable sweltering air has not spared anyone on the ground.

All the people who have to go out are not allowed to install air conditioners on the street.

So in such weather, why don't you take off your mask when you suddenly come from outside to an air-conditioned convenience store?

Could it be because she is actually a star too?

The more girls think about it, the more likely it is.

Just now I was shocked by her long hair that was almost reaching the ground and her appearance. Now, if you take a closer look, who would wear golden colored contact lenses when going out, and what she wears is still without tailoring or design at all. A plain white dress, without even a waist design, looks like a costume at first glance!

The skirt didn't even have a pocket from top to bottom, and she was empty-handed, so how could she have room to put her wallet and mobile phone.

So is this actually a celebrity who went out to buy water but forgot to bring his mobile phone and wallet?

But no matter how it changes, she is still a stupid beauty.

The girl is convinced.

And she was the kind of beauty who had no fame or assistant and had to come out alone.

It turned out to be an actress, no wonder she was so good at asking her about perfume just now!

The girl's eyes changed instantly: "You will be hot!"

Haruki Jushan: "Huh?"

Wasn't she talking about giving her perfume just now, why did it suddenly change to this topic.

He felt that his brain cells began to degenerate rapidly after arriving in this world. In the first few worlds, he could still play matryoshka with the Riddler, but when he arrived here, he couldn't even understand the words of a cashier in a convenience store.

no?Where does this follow?

System: [Have you ever thought about...]

Jushan Haruki: [Think about what? 】

[You can't think about these questions now, maybe this brain is not suitable? 】

Haruki Juyama:? ? ?

[Think about it,] The system is well-founded, [You are now a man-made human from Oni Wu Tsuji, right? 】

[Man-made ghost. 】Jayama Haruki corrected.

[No difference,] the system said grandly, [So now your whole body is made by Oni Wu Tsuji, right? 】

Haruki Jushan nodded.

[Ghost Dance Tsuji Wuyan, you know what IQ is. 】

After all, all the skill points in the previous life were focused on Gou He's escape. Thousands of years ago, ptsd succeeded Guo Yuanyi. Thousands of years later, ptsd lived in Haruki Yamayama. He established a villain group without team spirit, and directly fired his subordinates who failed their duties.

It was hard to see what resourcefulness he seemed to have.

Haruki Jushan couldn't help but nodded again.

[So as an artificial human created by Oni Wu Tsuji, ah, it is not an artificial ghost. It is normal for you to have a low initial IQ point. 】The system speaks earnestly.

Jushan Haruki calmly judged: [I think you are scolding me. 】

System: ...It was actually spotted.

He doesn't know if Jushan Haruki's IQ has become lower now, but it is true that his reaction speed has slowed down. After leaving the sterile room environment with high oxygen concentration, the artificial human's brain cells and nerve activity obviously began to decline slowly.

Now the reduced value is still small, so Haruki Jushan didn't notice it, but the system listened to what the researcher said before that the experimental subjects could not live for more than three days, and has been paying attention to his body's various values ​​these days.

So a few minutes after Jushan Haruki left the sterile room, the system discovered the fluctuation of the value.

But the current fluctuations are not high, and it doesn't have much impact on him, even he himself didn't realize this. For Haruki who is now physically comparable to King Kong tearing two iron gates with one hand , this delay is nothing.

The physical fitness and recipe of the only ghost left in the world is too buggy in this human world full of ingredients, and it is normal to have a little delay in pressing the upper limit.

So it has nothing to do with IQ.

The system saying that his IQ has become lower is purely to fool him overtly and covertly.

Seeing that the fooling was unsuccessful, the system sighed regretfully.

Hearing the system's sigh, Haruki Jushan: 【...You really are fooling me. 】

One person and one person immediately started talking trash to each other.Haruki Juyama's reaction speed dropped just now in the low-oxygen environment, and after being suppressed by the system and spraying for a few words, he quickly recovered, and began to return to the front and spray at the system.

Just when the two of them were having a good time, Haruki Yuyama's hand on the counter was suddenly solemnly held.

Haruki Jushan was taken aback.

The girl behind the counter looked serious: "Don't trust the persona set by any economic company in the future, as long as you are yourself, you will become famous!"

System & Hareki Juyama: ?

what's the situation?

Seeing that the long-haired sister was taken aback, she showed a confused look of surprise and bewilderment, and the girl behind the cashier gasped in her heart.

That's it!

Especially after she said the words that you will be popular just now, she was at a loss for a long time and finally nodded her head twice in a daze, she is simply a fool and a beauty!

Now the audience is eating stupid beauties!And she's such an idiot beauty who is usually dazed and surprisingly good at talking!She just needs to act in her true colors!

She is looking forward to the day when she sees the beauty on the screen!

Jushan Haruki looked at the girl's encouraging eyes, and somehow felt a little hairy on his back.

"Okay, okay?" He tentatively replied.

This is because he is wearing a mask, so what kind of star do you think he is?

【Do you think the director will let me become a star? 】Jushan Haruki is eager to try.

[Yes,] the system thought for a while and said, [In order to save the administration that is about to go bankrupt, seven employees decided to debut and become idols! 】

Jushan Haruki: [Be careful that the inspection team of the General Administration is looking at our world. 】

The system is not timid in the slightest: [Then when I punish you, your photos in women's clothing will also spread throughout the world. 】

Jushan Haruki: [That's not very good. 】

system:……

Hey, forget that this is a thick-skinned, women's clothing is nothing to him at all.

The girl looked at the unfired little actor who didn't know where to go after answering "yes", and suddenly felt blessed——

"Did you forget where the crew went?"

Otherwise, why did she keep standing here after shopping, and kept making excuses to say that her perfume smells good.

At first glance, it looks like I forgot how to go back but I am too embarrassed to ask!

She didn't bring her mobile phone and couldn't navigate, so she had to ask residents or passers-by who were familiar with the place.

It's true that the roads here are rather detours. People who come here for the first time are not familiar with the roads, and it's normal to forget what's going on when they walk out.

Is there a theater nearby?Jushan Haruki quickly extracted key information, no wonder he was recognized as a star.

"It's easy to find tonight," the girl kindly said, "I saw a lot of fans of Tongmo come to visit the class,"

Haruki Juyama: "Wait..."

Who's fan?

"Ah...you seem a little unhappy," the girl looked at him with a bad look, and added after thinking, "Although I heard that your crew is strictly forbidden to visit the set, but now Tong Mo's itinerary has been missed. , you'd better go back to the set as soon as possible."

Jushan Haruki: 【I think the brain that Wu Mi made for me is really not suitable for the system. Why did I hear a familiar name. 】

System: [You look at her phone screen, there are more familiar ones. 】

On the girl's screen saver, there was a big face of Shangxian Er.

Those colorful Mary Su eyeballs are simply eye-catching, just like the transformation of Mary Su's book into the world.

Jushan Haruki: [... No matter how many times I see his face, I will always feel that his eyeballs, Mary Su, can't bear to look directly at him. 】

The system takes it for granted.

[It feels like his tears will turn into pearls in the next second. 】It reviews.

No matter how many times Jushan Haruki sees Tong Mo, he will feel that his world is broken from the dimension of Mary Su's world. No matter how you look at it, this kind of colorful eyes should be the standard configuration of Mary Su's heroine, right?

【You said he became a star in this world just to develop sects? 】Yayama Haruki gradually understood everything.

System: [...It's hard to say. 】

It feels very likely.

Jushan Haruki: [I think I'd better go and have a look. 】

Not for anything else, just to see how he preaches.

It's a pity that he and Xia Youjie, the two leaders, don't get together to share their thoughts on work.

Walking out of the convenience store, I walked around this slightly desolate area and entered a particularly distinctive town. No wonder it was regarded as a filming spot for the crew. This characteristic building far away from the urban area is usually No one came, but now it is filled with a bunch of girls.

The map of the system only marked this area as a residential area. He walked in this direction at first to see if there was any traffic work. He didn't expect that this place would become a filming spot for the film crew tonight. There is actually a child mill.

Looking at Jushan Haruki who was excitedly preparing to watch Tong Mo's missionary work, the system: [I don't think you are in a hurry to find someone from the Ghost Slayer Squad? 】

If Guiwu Tsuji hadn't been transfused with his blood today, maybe this person would still be playing poker in the sterile room.

Jushan Haruki was confident: [How can you say that you are not in a hurry to find it? How can I, a penniless android, find it? Can I walk to the urban area on two legs?I'm not running for an old friend. 】

God tm turns to old friends.

If Tong Mo knew that Jushan Haruki unilaterally regarded him as a friend, he would probably bleed with anger.

An old friend who chased him every day?

In the Taisho era, Jushan Haruki was called the anti-subdistrict office. If he couldn’t catch Tong Mo, he would promote his sect. After serving the bliss religion three or four times, Tong Mo couldn’t bear the trouble and changed his name directly. Who knew after the name change? You can't miss the photo of Ju Shanqingshu.

If it weren't for Wu Mi Tongmo and the ghosts who feed on people, the system would simply not know who is the villain, Haruki Jushan or them.

Now the real villain is happily preparing to find his old friend.

Anyway, I don't know if Tong Mocheng admits that he is his old friend.

The route in the town is twists and turns, if you don’t have a navigation, you really can’t find it. No wonder the girl in the convenience store just now suspected that he was lost. If it wasn’t for a few girls along the way who just came to chase stars , Jushan Haruki was really lost in it.

[It seems that Tong Mo is not popular,] Jushan Haruki picks and chooses, [The crew leaked the news, only a few fans came, it was a waste of his colorful Marysu eyes. 】

System: [After all, his main business is the leader, and he has never been a star. 】

Jushan Haruki: [No, I think he was no different from a star when the Bliss Cult was opened thousands of years ago. 】

If it is said that Xia Youjie's Pan Xing Cult is to exorcise curse spirits and engage in pyramid schemes, his Bliss Cult is to attract believers and engage in star chasing.

The child actor who was regarded as the child of God since childhood or something...

Haruki Jushan followed a few girls inside while slandering, and then was shocked by the crowding situation in front of him.

Jushan Haruki: [I take back what I said a few minutes ago. 】

This is not popular, is it too hot?No wonder there was no one on the way, the co-author was actually late.

The girls who came to chase the stars filled the crew's export package with water, and everyone wanted to get closer to the crew who were isolated by the security guards.

Relying on his good eyesight, Jushan Haruki saw a certain white hair walking towards the exit from a distance.

So this wicked master immediately joined in, pretending to give an old friend a surprise.

System: Why do I feel that you are scaring Tong Mo?

It felt that Tong Mo would not want to see Haruki Jushan at all.

The only one who is rushing to make Haruki Juyama is the deep cabinet of Haruki Jushan who is very likely to have M tendencies like Onimai Tsuji.

Tong Mo, who was about to meet the fans at the entrance of the set, didn't know that the danger had come.

Haruki Jushan didn't squeeze together with the fans, but chose a very side position to stand.

But it's a pity that his height of 1.8 meters is too prominent among a group of girls with an average height of 1.6 meters. In addition, his white hair is shining lustrously under the night light, and he has not waited for Tong Mo to go away. When he got to the door, he immediately noticed Haruki Jushan.

What first caught his attention was actually the white hair tied up.

He has ptsd for long white hair.

It came from a member of the Ghost Killing Squad who chased him down in his previous life.

Among all the ghosts in Shangxian, he has the biggest goal. Everyone else is a ghost fighting alone. Only he has a sect that has been maintained at about 250 people. This leads to every time Haruki Jushan wants to find some ghosts, he always The one that is easiest to find.

In addition, Shangxian needs information when he appears, and Haruki Jushan only needs to find him to find him.

Of course he will not admit that his Bliss Cult is the best.

A member of the Ghost Killing Squad chasing him took the blame for his sect from beginning to end at least three times, and finally managed to force him to change his name.Just like this, he couldn't prevent his sudden attack.

Tong Mo: ... just speechless.

For a long time, the boy with the high white ponytail made him extremely ptsd.

Although he and Haruki Jushan both have white hair, his hair is more of a white oak color, and Haruki Jushan is more silvery white and more translucent.

Back then, when Jushan Haruki suddenly came to promote his sect countless times, one time he mixed in with a group of believers.

——Very proficient in women's clothing.

Now the scene where a white hair is mixed with a bunch of fans is like a replay, Tong Mo's ptsd broke out in an instant, and he turned around and left immediately.

Seeing a fan who looks so much like Haruki Jushan at night, I can't eat dinner tonight.

"What are you going for?" Yu Mao Tianyuan pressed Tong Mo's shoulder.

The reincarnation came back to modern times, and the evil spirits who murdered countless people a hundred years ago turned into human beings, and even mixed with ordinary people to enjoy the same life as normal people.

What's more, there are those like Onimai Tsuji who became the sole heir of the consortium, Tong Mo, who debuted as an idol and became an idol sought after by thousands of people, and Narujo, who won international awards in competitions everywhere.

The world is so unfair, these people who deprived countless lives a hundred years ago have become successful people who everyone is chasing after reincarnation.

It seems that those things they did a hundred years ago have no punishment for them except a harmless death.

Yu Mao Tianyuan is not as broad-minded as their lord, and thinks that as long as the evil spirits don't harm people, it will be fine.

He just felt very uncomfortable.

So now seeing Tong Mo unhappy, he felt happy.

Although I don't know why the former Bliss leader who always likes to mix in the fan group has a bad face in front of a group of fans, but it is obviously not important.

Anyway, seeing Tong Mo unhappy, he was very happy.

"Didn't you say you were coming to meet the fans?" Yu Mao Tianyuan pressed his shoulders and refused to let him go.

Tong Mo: ...

He knew that Yu Mao Tianyuan was annoying!

After I entered a crew with myself, I started to confront him every day. He said that he was too lazy to hang out with Gui Wu Tsuji Wu Mi, now that Wu Mi without ghost blood, what is there to follow? Can't you let him go?

What's even more annoying is that these people from the Demon Slayer Squad are still practicing their breathing method after they came to the real world, not to mention that Umo Tengen is still a former ninja.

In other words, now Tong Mo, who is a weak chicken, is pressed on the shoulder... and cannot break free.

Haruki Jushan, who was standing on the edge of fans, only felt more and more hungry.

[I seem to have seen Yuhao Tianyuan, are they fighting? ] Jushan Haruki rubbed his chin thoughtfully, 【Do you know what I look like when I stand in this group of fans? 】

System: [What? 】

[I feel like I am surrounded by a group of small cakes. 】

Although he knows that he is a ghost now and the recipe is a human being, the olfactory system shouldn't be so smart, right?There are so many fragrant and soft girls gathered together, in his opinion, they are simply a group of fragrant and soft cakes.

[Fortunately, I was the one who became a ghost,] Yoshiyama Haruki's expression darkened, [Otherwise, if it's Gojo Satoru, it must be even more painful if you can only smell this dessert heaven but not eat it. 】

Just as the two of them were discussing the little cake, the girls who gathered together suddenly burst into a burst of shutter sound.

Tong Mo and Yumao Tianyuan came out together, and Yumao Tianyuan was even wearing a sleeveless vest.

Get it and earn it!

Among the excited girls, Jushan Haruki looked very different: [System, I seem to smell chili noodles. 】

System: [Huh? 】

Jushan Haruki's five senses are full now, and he is a big sweet party. Just now, it seems that he was pressed into the chili noodles, and his nasal cavity is full of this smell.

[How do I feel that it is the smell of Yuhao Tianyuan's blood. 】Jushan Haruki was thoughtful.

[Yuhao Tianyuan is chili noodles flavored? 】

[How can someone have this taste? 】The system is difficult to understand.

Is this some weird ABO world?There is such a strange pheromone taste?

As this strange smell became stronger and stronger, Yushan Haruki finally couldn't help sighing: "It's so spicy."

There was a sudden silence all around.

Countless fans who were frantically taking pictures cast admiring glances at him.

The sisters are bold and speak out what no one dares to say. They are warriors.

Under the admiration eyes of countless people, Jushan Haruki realized that he had accidentally said aloud. As soon as the words came out, Tong Mo and Yuhao Tianyuan who were standing at the door all looked over.

The scene was very embarrassing.

Yoshiyuki Tomioka, who followed Yinzhu to the set, was the only one present who dared to agree with this sentence: "It's really spicy."

Countless fans cast admiring glances.

Haruki Juyama:?

Yoshiyuki Tomioka Where did you come from?

Is the spicy I said the same spicy as you are?

I have taught you that it is right to agree with others when the situation is awkward, but not everything can be echoed!