Antarctic fierce penguin observation record

It is not difficult for Qi Nanhu to start his weight loss business. He only needs to train for an extra hour every day, and the meat he eats will be returned in another way.

But Brother Man still wouldn't let him go back to sleep, which made Penguin very unhappy.

"Excuses are all human excuses." The dog said angrily.

"Drive him out." The indifferent Maomao said proudly, "That is your home, including the humble servant who served you, and it was agreed from your ancestors that it will be passed on to you. That home, where do you want to go? Just go wherever. And he'll coax you anyway."

"Huh?" The dog looked up blankly, "Why does he only drive me out?"

Qi Nanhu pushed them away and walked out. He could see that none of his younger brothers were reliable.

"I think you should let me go back." Qi Nanhu sat at the dinner table and reasoned with Ruan Xingyuan, "I've lost weight."

"You're so old, it's time to sleep by yourself." Ruan Xingyuan shook his head, "Didn't you already learn that at your age, humans sleep by themselves."

"No." Qi Nanhu retorted, "And what does other people's humans have to do with me? Penguins just like to sleep with you."

"Eat first." Ruan Xingyuan decided to eat first, maybe Qi Nanhu would forget about it after eating.

After the meal was finished, Ruan Xingyuan put the bowl into the dishwasher, while Qi Nanhu was still on the sofa.

While Qi Nanhu wasn't paying attention, Ruan Xingyuan entered the room by himself.He drafted his speech in his mind, thinking for a while when Qi Nanhu asked, he found a better excuse to coax him over.

"Brother?" Qi Nanhu's voice came to mind outside.

Ruan Xingyuan was startled, lying on the bed pretending to be asleep.

He really couldn't think of it, so he decided to give up.Adult penguins are supposed to sleep by themselves, no reason needed.

"Why did you fall asleep by yourself? You didn't wait for the penguins at all." When Qi Nanhu's voice sounded in the room, Ruan Xingyuan thought he had heard it wrong. He closed his eyes hard, opened them again and looked over, and met Qi Nanhu's voice. line of sight.

Ruan Xingyuan: "...how did you get in?"

"That's it." After speaking, Qi Nanhu's figure disappeared in the room, and reappeared after a while.

After returning to Ruan Xingyuan's room again, Qi Nanhu said happily: "The goose just wanted to see if it could come in directly, but I didn't expect it to succeed. It seems that the penguin's ability is still very useful."

"..." Help, is this ability used like this?

Ruan Xingyuan was numb.

The penguin finally returned to the brother's bed.

on the playground.

"You are good, brother, you have improved. You have learned to selectively ignore human words." The dog gave Qi Nanhu a thumbs up.

The long-haired cat raised its chin, "That's it, anyway, humans won't be really angry, as long as they do what they like."

The dog shook his head, "No way, the master will go out to play without me."

"Huh?" The long-haired cat was speechless, "Why do you like that kind of thing, and human beings are always begging to take me out, and they always put me in their pockets when they go out to work."

The long-haired cat turned its head and said to Qi Nanhu: "Don't worry at all, it is impossible for humans to leave cats."

Yes, the human brothers can't leave the penguin either.

Qi Nanhu selectively ignored the dog's words and expressed his high appreciation for the long-haired cat.

"You guys." The new instructor came over to stop a few people from chatting, "Have you finished your training? It's still so easy. I really don't know how nervous I am at all."

"What's the matter?" The long-haired cat looked at the instructor inexplicably, "Is there any other guy who can beat the cat?"

Qi Nanhu looked up, "How could they defeat the penguin?"

The instructor's forehead was throbbing with blue veins, and one of them punched them, "Stop talking big, and go train me."

When Qi Nanhu went back at night, Ruan Xingyuan was packing his luggage.

Qi Nanhu jumped onto the bed, lay on the bed and looked at Ruan Xingyuan, "Brother Ren, where are you going?"

"I'm on a business trip. Wasn't there an earthquake a few days ago? I'm going to transport supplies to a disaster-stricken area in Province H." Ruan Xingyuan put his clothes into his bag.

"That's my clothes." Qi Nanhu reminded.

Ruan Xingyuan took it out and shook it open, only to find that it was indeed Qi Nanhu's. When he bought it, he bought the same one, only the size was different.Ruan Xingyuan threw the clothes back.

"Stay well at home, be obedient and don't cause trouble, and don't fight." Ruan Xingyuan turned his head, "I took some cash from the drawer, if you want to use it, take it yourself."

"I have it too." Qi Nanhu looked at him, "It's all in the card, and the goose can give you the card."

Said Qi Nanhu jumped up, opened the drawer on the other side, took out the card from it, ran back and stuffed it into Ruan Xingyuan's pocket.

"I don't want it." Ruan Xingyuan took it out, dumbfounded.

"No." Qi Nanhu stuffed it back again, "When someone else's family goes out, those who stay at home will be given funds."

Qi Nanhu was confident, "You can't be less than others."

Ruan Xingyuan put it away when Qi Nanhu couldn't say it, "Then I'll pay you back when I come back."

"It doesn't matter if you take them all." Qi Nanhu lay back down again, "Just remember to make fish for me."

Ruan Xingyuan glanced at him and said nothing.

Before going to bed at night, each person and goose each hold a mobile phone, and no one goes to bed early.

Since learning modern science and technology, Qi Nanhu has embarked on a journey of exploration.

Ruan Xingyuan didn't care about him and let him study by himself.

He opened the software, and the penguin video was on the top page, and the picture of the emperor penguin cub could be seen on the cover.The software has always recommended videos based on what users watch most often.

Ruan Xingyuan turned his head to look at Qi Nanhu, and clicked one.

When the powerful commentary sounded, Qi Nanhu was still watching the battle video with headphones on.

Halfway through seeing it, Ruan Xingyuan felt a weight in his arm. He turned his head and looked over, only to see the people beside him looking at him with innocent eyes.

Qi Nanhu reached out and took off his earphones, and said to him, "Brother, you still watch this kind of video."

On the screen, two adult penguins are mating. The male penguin stands on the back of the female penguin, and the black body of the penguin blends together.

Ruan Xingyuan covered the phone with his backhand.

Turning to look at Qi Nanhu, "No, I just watch the penguin video."

Qi Nanhu nodded, "Well, watch the penguin video. I saw it."

Ruan Xingyuan: ...

"It appeared by itself." Ruan Xingyuan covered his face, his ears burning.

The penguin next to him looked at him condemningly, "Look at it if you want, don't make excuses."

Qi Nanhu helped Ruan Xingyuan put up the phone, "And you are very perverted."

"Don't talk nonsense." Ruan Xingyuan threw the phone aside and turned to stare at Qi Nanhu.

Qi Nanhu stopped talking, and only looked at him with clean and bright eyes.

Although he didn't speak, Ruan Xingyuan even guessed what he was thinking in an instant.It's nothing more than turning over those old accounts.

Ruan Xingyuan turned over and buried his head in the pillow.

He no longer wants to talk to Qi Nanhu.

"Hey." The penguin next to him stretched out his hand and poked Ruan Xingyuan's back. Seeing that the people below didn't respond, he said helplessly, "I didn't scold you."

Qi Nanhu thought for a while, and continued: "But I think your desire is really strong. The book says this is a normal phenomenon, so don't feel ashamed..."

"Shut up!" Ruan Xingyuan picked up the pillow and pressed Qi Nanhu under him.

Qi Nanhu struggled and moved, rubbing against Ruan Xingyuan's body.After a while, Ruan Xingyuan jumped up by himself without Qi Nanhu's words.

Qi Nanhu took off the pillow on his face, turned his head to look at Ruan Xingyuan who turned his back and buried himself in the quilt, and said, "Brother Ren, don't be shy, this is normal. But I think I am quite normal, it was you who got up A little bit more often."

"It's not good for the body."

Ruan Xingyuan finally couldn't hold back, raised his hand and punched Qi Nanhu on the chest, gnashing his teeth, "If you talk again, you will go back to sleep today."

Qi Nanhu blinked, and immediately retracted the words on his lips, "Okay then."

The two lay on the bed and neither spoke, Ruan Xingyuan felt aggrieved in his heart.

The biggest misunderstanding of human beings about penguins is that they believe that penguins are simple and lovely animals.

"Brother, you are so hot."

"Stay away from me!"