Antarctic fierce penguin observation record

"What does it mean for a human to touch a penguin's neck?" Qi Nanhu got up early in the morning and rushed to school, and sent a message to urge the long-haired cat and dog to come to the playground. The three animals squatted together, and Qi Nanhu couldn't help but hold back all night question asked.

"So he touched your neck? Is it human-shaped or penguin-shaped?" The long-haired cat sat down. He was in good spirits early in the morning, and he looked much more energetic than a dog.

"Humanoid." Qi Nanhu had a weird expression.

He slept soundly yesterday, and felt a little itchy in his stomach. At first he thought it was Brother Ren deliberately disturbing his sleep and wanting him to go back to study, but who would have thought that when he opened his eyes, Brother Ren would touch his neck.

Neck, penguins will keep rubbing their necks in courtship.He couldn't help but look up at the two think tanks on the opposite side, "What do you guys mean?"

"Didn't he tell you why he did it?" the dog scratched his head and blushed, "but my master often touches me like this, and sometimes he doesn't explain why."

"Ah?" Qi Nanhu relaxed, "Your master treats you the same way."

"That's right." Gougou nodded, "But he doesn't say anything when it's usually a dog's situation."

"What about the human form?" Qi Nanhu turned his head and stared at the dog.

"Then he'll make me undress."

Qi Nanhu: ...

"What about you?" Qi Nanhu asked the long-haired cat next to him incredulously.

The long-haired cat's eyes flashed, and he said firmly: "That's a human being sending you a courtship message, just satisfy him."

Qi Nanhu stood up abruptly and walked around anxiously.His face turned red, and his eyes were fixed on the ground, as if there was his enemy on the ground.

Do humans actually do this?Or do you mean that? !

He turned his head and said to the cat and the dog in disbelief, "But we are brothers!"

A good friend like a brother.

Now the penguin knows that his brother is coveting a penguin.

Qi Nanhu's mind began to recall Ruan Xingyuan's past.

"Yes, he put goose slices next to me when he slept!"

Two emperor penguins mating.

"It must be hinting at you!" The long-haired cat said confidently. "Human beings are like this. They always try to act like a baby to animals, but they refuse to say it directly."

Qi Nanhu began to search for details in his mind again, thought for a while, and said loudly: "He let me sleep in his hospital bed before!"

"Wow." The dog cheered and applauded, "He must want to stick with you."

"He still touched my belly!" Qi Nanhu was furious. The more he recalled, the more he was sure that Ruan Xingyuan was harassing the penguin. Finally, he said with certainty, "This human being covets the penguin's body."

"That's right." The long-haired cat nodded, "Every time he still wants me to accompany him, he will touch my stomach."

The long-haired cat couldn't help sighing: "Humans really want too much."

"That's right." The dog raised his hands in approval of the long-haired cat.

Qi Nanhu's three views have been washed again.

Human love has always been hidden very deeply, and Qi Nanhu didn't find it at all on weekdays. Now it seems that it must have been hidden for a long time, and it couldn't help being exposed yesterday.

Qi Nanhu raised his hand and grabbed a handful of hair, he squatted down, frowning and thinking for a long time.

He turned his head and asked, "What about the penguin?"

"If you want to be with him, you can be with him, and if you don't want to, you can't be with him." The long-haired cat glanced at Qi Nanhu, then lowered its head to reply to the message on the phone.

Just now, his phone vibrated.

"Then haven't we been together all the time?" Qi Nanhu said tangled, "Penguin thinks it's fine now, what else do brothers want? No, no..." Like the mating penguins in the animal world.

Human brothers are not penguins.

"Boss, you are so naive!" The dog turned over on a rare occasion, showing an experienced look in Qi Nanhu.

"Come on, let me share it with you." The dog took out his mobile phone, with wisdom in his eyes, opened Qi Nanhu's message box, and operated it with his hands.

Qi Nanhu watched his movements, lowered his head and waited for the dog to pass the file to him.

He wanted to see what Brother Ren wanted him to do.Xiao actually thought about penguins for so long.

But he waited for a long time but nothing appeared in the dialog box.

Looking at the dialog box with his eyes wide open, Qi Nanhu couldn't help but look up, "Where's the thing?"

"It's still being passed on." The dog looked at Qi Nanhu innocently, and reached out to pass the phone over.A large "file 3g" is displayed on the screen.

Qi Nanhu: ...

What kind of shit is so knowledgeable? !

He only has 2M review materials.Still summed up all the texts to recite!

outrageous.

"I have it too." The long-haired cat turned on the phone, "I just watched one last night, it's only 127M, it's not long. It will definitely pass quickly."

"Of course," said the dog. "Cats are fast."

After finishing this sentence, Qi Nanhu's eyes disappeared from the two animals.

Two animals run and jump to contribute to the regeneration of plants in the playground.

He stood up and shouted at the fighting cat and dog: "What are you doing? Didn't you come here to solve my problem?"

Only no animal answered him.Qi Nanhu could only watch them fight, their figures drifting away.

Angrily, he squatted down and waited for the file to be delivered, and decided to wait for them to come back and beat the cat and dog all over again.

This is an exclusive network, and the speed is limited by the number of users. Qi Nanhu waited for 10 minutes before finally seeing the 127M file downloaded to the end.

He looked around to make sure that no one was staring at him nearby. After opening the file, it showed that he needed to use the video software that came with Qi Nanhu's phone.

Qi Nanhu clicked to open the usage permission, and impatiently followed the operation to close the advertisement.

After doing some operations, I saw a 5-minute video popping up on the phone - about the animal world of two cats.

Qi Nanhu couldn't bear it anymore, put away his mobile phone and ran towards the two fighting animals.

"Is there something wrong?! Just show me this?!" Qi Nanhu punched the long-haired cat on the head.It made the long-haired cat dizzy.

His eyes were confused, he had no focus, and he asked erratically, "What's wrong? Isn't it good? This is my collection of cat movies, don't you find it very inspiring?"

"Hahahaha." The dog laughed loudly, "I said it must be a cat if it's so short."

After saying a word, the long-haired cat smashed the whole cat.

"You stupid dog!"

Qi Nanhu understood.He stopped and stared at the phone with complicated eyes.

So the dog is meant to be... let him watch between humans?

That's not good, is it?Always felt a little perverted.

But Brother Ren was still watching goose movies next to him.

Qi Nanhu struggled for a while, and finally knelt down and covered the phone with his hands, only a crack was exposed so that he could see the progress bar of the file download.

The 3g file is really big, and Qi Nanhu can't wait impatiently.He wondered suspiciously, are all human beings so long.

Then he really needs to find out.

The cat and the dog next to each other were fighting fiercely, screaming one after another.

In the noisy world, there is only one penguin squatting quietly on the grass.

The progress bar was pulled in bit by bit, from 23% to 35%, and when it reached 99%, Qi Nanhu waited furiously, but he could only suppress his anger.

When the file showed that the download was complete, he took a deep breath and was mentally prepared to open it.

25 video files of more than 120 M were displayed in front of his eyes.

There was a bad feeling in Qi Nanhu's heart.He clicked on one at random, and a 5-minute dog movie jumped out.

The two dogs stuck together happily, you and me, and the penguins almost lost their geese.

Qi Nanhu took a deep breath.

His eyes turned cold, and he opened 25 video files one by one with no expression on his face.

Until the 25th, it is all dog movies without exception.

He puts away the phone.He jumped up suddenly, jumped straight out, ran over and kicked the dog's ass, kicking the dog into the mud.

The penguin's angry roar resounded through the playground: "Do you think you are very slow?!"

The next second, the cat's laughter sounded.

The author says:

Emperor Penguin Diary: That’s how my little brother is, sometimes he has some kind of cat disease, and sometimes he doesn’t have any dog ​​effect.