The heroine kidnapped the female partner!

The sun was scorching, but fortunately, the two of them had walked into an area with trees.

"Hey! Hit... the robber!" A black figure suddenly came out from the side passage, pointing at the two with a knife in both hands.

But upon closer inspection, his hands were trembling.

"Hmph! What robbery, in broad daylight." Qiao Qi took a step forward, expressing her fearlessness.

One is because she herself knows a little bit of three-legged cat kung fu, and the other is that the old witch in front of her knows magic, which is very powerful.

"No... no way!" The thief straightened his neck and shook his knife.

"I've never seen your spring thief. It's fine to rob in broad daylight. You don't wear a mask to cover your face. Is this trying to get into the prison? Could it be that you heard that the life inside is 'moisturizing'?" Qiao Qi He shook his head, expressing his helplessness, and finally said "tsk tsk".

"Ah! No! Don't talk nonsense!" The thief quickly squatted down, put down the knife and fumbled in his pocket to see if there was something to cover his face.

When he found something to cover his face, the knife was still gone.

"Where's my knife?" The thief stood up with a dazed look on his face.

"Here." Yang Yansheng shook the knife to increase the presence of the knife.

"Give it back to me! I am the one who robbed you!" The thief stretched out his hand, confidently.

The implication is probably... because he is a robber, so the knife is his configuration.

"Stupid, you also know that you are a thief." Qiao Qi said again. "The knife can leave your hand hahaha, old witch, he is so stupid!"

Yang Yansheng nodded cooperatively.

Thief: ...

System: The vicious tongue wife sings together, poor thief kid.

"You bully me as a novice!" The thief ran away without looking back.

"Hey! You haven't got the knife yet!" Qiao Qi Erkang held his hand.

Yang Yansheng put the knife into the pouch and said, "Let's go."

"Okay." Qiao Qi stood shoulder to shoulder with Yang Yansheng this time. "Old witch, happy cooperation~ I didn't expect the power of the two of us to fight people together hahaha!"

"Naturally." Yang Yansheng turned to look at Qiao Qi.

At this time, Yang Yansheng had recovered his previous appearance, and his clothes were also the same black robe as before.

"Hey, let me tell you, you can have such a nice voice, why do you have a vicious grandma's voice every day?" Qiao Qi muttered dissatisfied.

Still the same sound as before!

"The plot needs it."

"What?"

"Say important things only once."

"...Cut! If you don't say it, don't say it, it's boring!"

……

After that, the two of them returned to the beach where they started, and Qiao Qi felt a sense of belonging when he turned his legs back into tails.

In the sea, she wagged her tail happily and returned to the old witch's residence happily.

"Take a break, then you go wash the new dishes." As soon as he got home, Yang Yansheng began to squeeze.

"Oh...!" Qiao Qi rolled her eyes at Yang Yansheng.

Before the stool was warmed up, there was a knock on the door.

thump thump!thump thump!

"Is the old witch there? If so, please open the door! Open the door quickly!"

When Qiao Qi heard the knock on the door, she felt inexplicably familiar.Thinking about it carefully, she realized that she had knocked on the old witch's door in the same way a week ago.

I was in a trance for a while, it turned out that time passed so fast.

"Open the door." Yang Yansheng looked at Qiao Qi.

Qiao Qi pouted, and reluctantly ran to open the door.

Outside the door was a child with pink hair and big eyes, who looked very deceptive.

"Old witch?" The child outside the door asked suspiciously.

"Do I look old?" Qiao Qi rolled her eyes angrily, then remembered something, and gave him a chestnut on his head.

Hee hee hee, that's what the old witch did to herself back then!

"Oh! Why did you hit me!" The child covered his head. "Who allowed you to hit me!"

Qiao Qi felt Yang Yansheng's feeling before, and he laughed inwardly, but opened the door with a stern face, and said with a big brother's appearance: "Here, you have to abide by the rules of entering the door. This is made by the old witch." .”

"Oh..." The child heard that it was the old witch who made the rules, so he could only enter the door aggrieved.

Qiao Qi led the man in with a good mood all the way, brought him in front of Yang Yansheng, and said, "No, I'm looking for you."

The child blushed when he saw the real old witch.

Qiao Qi on the side thought he was excited, and let out a disdainful "cut" in her heart.

Child, you are still too young!You won't be thrilled until you've tasted the venomous tongue of this wicked old hag!

"You, you, you, hello! My name is Shan'er!" Shan'er spoke awkwardly, and he scratched his head in embarrassment. "I thought... I wanted to ask you a favor."

"Say." Yang Yansheng looked at the shy child in front of him.

"Host, this coral is not bad, it's actually become fine!" The system ate melons aside.

"I...I want to be your teacher." Shan'er made a big request as soon as she came up.

"Apprenticeship? What do you think you are good at becoming my apprentice?" Yang Yansheng chose to persuade him to quit directly.

"I, I am a coral spirit. I can become even more powerful after learning magic, so that I can make the sea witches flourish!" Shan'er said confidently.

Qiao Qi at the side:? ? ?

system:? ? ?

"So you came to apprentice to be more powerful?" Yang Yansheng sneered, and persuaded him to quit again. "Then do you know that my lineage of witches has always been human?"

"I know! But I think I'm better than those humans! Humans, mermaids, and fish royals are born with intelligence, but I don't, and now I'm all fine, and they are still useless! Prove I am more persistent and powerful than them!" Shan'er said this, her eyes were full of pride and arrogance, and she changed her shy look before.

System: I'm afraid this kid has no EQ. In front of a human and a mermaid, he publicly dissed the human and the mermaid.I take back what I just praised.

Before Yang Yansheng could speak, Qiao Qi beside him exploded.

"Then you mean you are invincible? And I am a mermaid?" Qiao Qi's red hair stood on end again.

"Yes." Shan'er looked at Qiao Qi with his big sincere eyes.

System: Hey, this kid has the ability, it's his EQ... he eats melons and eats melons.

"Do you know that there are people beyond people, and heaven beyond the sky?" Yang Yansheng said.

"I know, but I think I'm the outermost person, the outermost sky~" Shan Er said, still spinning on the ground.

"Look if you don't believe me!" When the two of them were speechless, Shan'er suddenly launched a big move and directly attacked Qiao Qi.

Qiao Qi caught off guard:? ? ?

system:? ? ?Assault people?Still picking someone who looks silly?Why don't you attack this big witch in front of you?

Snapped!

Yang Yansheng snapped his fingers, and the attack launched by Shan'er disappeared out of thin air.

"Master, what are you doing?" Shan'er pursed her mouth in grievance, and blinked at Yang Yansheng with her big wet eyes.

"Fuck, are you still shameless?" Qiao Qi, who just realized it, was startled by the words again.

"Who is your master?" Yang Yansheng said coldly, she stood up and let go of her sense of oppression. "Who allowed you to attack my people here?"

"That's right, shameless! And the old witch hasn't agreed to you yet, so you call me the old witch's master!" Qiao Qi echoed beside her.

In the past, Qiao Qi would always seize the opportunity to tease Yang Yansheng, but now she is going to bully others with her.

"I..." Shan'er was frightened by Yang Yansheng's aura, he bit his lips, and then said confidently: "I think you will accept me as a disciple in the end! And this incompetent mermaid will be kicked out sooner or later~ "

"You should be the one who was kicked out." Yang Yansheng waved his hand, and Shan'er couldn't control her body, so she let herself go out the door.

"It's easy to leave~" Qiao Qi waved her hand happily.

"Why should I leave! I'm so talented!" Shan'er blushed and tried her best to break free from the control of the magic.

The system that has been eating melons: The strength is really good, but the arrogance is too heavy, and the people are too stupid.

"I'm so powerful, shouldn't you make me stronger?" Shan'er ran back and questioned Yang Yansheng.

"Pfft, why?" Yang Yansheng laughed at such unreasonable words.

"Oh, you're really good!" Qiao Qi rolled her eyes, she no longer had the energy to get angry with this inexplicable guy.

"I am the best!" Shan'er raised her chin.

"Then you mean that because you are very good, everyone will give in to you and give you good things to make you even better?" Yang Yansheng's voice became colder and colder.

"Hmm!" Shan'er narrowed her eyes happily.

"Get out!" Swearing x3

Yang Yansheng stomped on his crutches, and Shan'er's feet grew rapidly, wrapping her tightly around her.

Yang Yansheng took a step forward, waved his crutches and threw Shan'er, the harmful garbage, out of the door.

Snapped!

Shan'er was kept out of the door.

"30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor!" Shan'er outside the door was still talking nonsense, desperately banging on the door to come in, but there was no way.

Yang Yansheng snapped his fingers, even his voice was gone now.

"Good job, old witch!" Qiao Qi laughed until she covered her stomach.

"Happy cooperation." Yang Yansheng said what Qiao Qi had said to her before.

"Happy cooperation~" Qiao Qi gave Yang Yansheng a friendly smile.

Favorability is rising crazily.

"Thank you just now!" Qiao Qi bent her eyebrows, her eyes were twinkling, and she smiled brightly.

"My man, you don't need to say thank you." Yang Yansheng also laughed, but the shadow cast by the brim of the hat made it difficult for people to see her smiling eyes clearly.

"But you are really slow, and you haven't reacted to this."

Come on, Yang Yansheng frantically tried again on the edge of the crematorium.

System: Host, shut up!

Favorability indicates that it has stopped growing, hey! !

"That's right, you know magic, you're a boss, I'd better be humble in front of a free-ranging mermaid princess!" Qiao Qi rolled her eyes.

"...I can teach you some self-defense magic." Yang Yansheng said.

"You dislike my strength?" Qiao Qi glared with her hands on her hips.

"A little bit." Yang Yansheng nodded.

"You you you!" Qiao Qi was so angry that her hair stood on end again.

"It's okay, I admit that I only know how to practice the obsolete three-legged cat kung fu..." Qiao Qi lowered her head, and then the tips of her ears began to turn red.

"I can teach you." Yang Yansheng changed into her original voice and said seriously. "No charge."

"...Hmph! Since you want to teach me so much, I will reluctantly agree!" Qiao Qi snorted softly, then ran away. "I'm going to wash the dishes."

The mermaids who didn't inherit the family business were all freed, and there was nothing else except pocket money to take care of them.

Qiao Qi's three-legged cat kung fu was also learned by stealing from her, and she had the ability to protect herself basically by putting it together.

No one cares whether a freed mermaid princess wants to be capable. Everyone envies her for having a fixed and large pocket money, a gorgeous palace and many servants.

Even her parents rarely cared about her safety and desire for a strong heart.

In other words, no one pays attention to her heart or real thoughts.

Although she is expensive as a mermaid princess.

But on this day, a vicious old witch seemed to have penetrated her heart. In order to save her face, she said in a stinking tone that she would make her stronger and grow up.