[Zhongyingmei] What is your father?
Chapter 47
Ashley was carried back by Tony.
After poking his ass, the weirdo in tights didn't get any response. He curled his lips, spun and jumped and stood up: "It seems that Iron Man is a serious person, what are you going to hire him to do? Take pictures of the captain? Or steal the director? panties?" Before they could speak, he said to himself again: "Brother suggests you don't think about the director's panties, he doesn't have very good taste, boxers are as dark as his face~"
Peter didn't hold back, and burst out laughing.
"It seems that there is still a kid who knows humor here!" The strange man walked up to Peter and patted him on the shoulder: "Little brother is so cute, brother, I know a lot of grandpas and uncles who like you, how about we Form a team, how about fishing law enforcement?"
Peter stepped back again and again: "No, no, no..."
Harry frowned and stood in front of Peter: "Get your dirty hands off!"
"Oh, here comes another boy!" The strange man looked between the two of them, showing an expression of sudden realization: "Oh~ I'm sorry brother, so you two are—" He said wretchedly Rubbing his hands together, he said, "Brother, it's not that I'm talking about you. You can see that your eyes are black and pale, and it looks like you're losing money!" He winked at Peter and slapped Harry's arm: "His live It must be very good~"
"Enough!" Tony interrupted him: "Sir, we are leaving."
"What a ruthless man!" The strange man took out a small handkerchief out of nowhere and bit his mouth: "It's obviously the person you took the initiative to date, why did you pretend not to know him after running away~" He suddenly stood up He straightened up, saluted, and said solemnly: "The mercenary with the best technology in the world, and the skills below are better than this, Deadpool Dad, report for duty!"
"You're in the wrong place!" Tony pulled Ashley and pushed Peter and Harry: "There's no one you're looking for here!"
The weirdo curled his lips. He took out his mobile phone from his crotch, and made a call while muttering, "The tights are only designed to be the largest here."
In the empty fast food restaurant, Ashley's cell phone rang cheerfully.
Silence, a desperate silence, Ashley glanced at the weird man with "It's you", and then at Tony, whose eyes were about to burst into flames: "I can explain it!"
"Brother, I know that women from the age of 13 to 83 will fall for me~" The strange man held his face in anticipation, then raised his orchid finger and nodded at Tony in disgust: "You stinky men, how do you know how good he is?" ~"
"What I'm looking for is a normal bodyguard!" Ashley grabbed the corner of Tony's clothes and quickly explained, "I didn't know Brown would introduce me to such a freak!"
"Hey, hey, hey." The weirdo raised a finger and shook it, dissatisfied: "You even know Brown, but still think that brother is a freak? When Brown was beeping, brother was still breastfeeding in his girlfriend's arms What!" He put his finger on his lips, and blew a kiss: "Although you are still young, I see that your request is a long-term contract, and it will be fine to wait for you for a few years~" He walked on a catwalk Approaching Ashley: "16? Or? You choose?"
Tony felt that he might not be able to go home. He stroked his chest vigorously, took a deep breath, and knelt down to unlock Ashley's backpack.
A set of small golden-red armor was put on Ashley, and with the exclamation of the weirdo "ahhh", Tony directly controlled the mech from the outside, and with a bang, the weirdo was blown out.
"Daddy." Ashley walked to the laboratory super obediently, just as Tony took off the protective goggles and moved his shoulders.
Ashley leaned forward and squeezed her father's shoulders with her own hands: "Hermione said that she has booked a plane ticket to come to New York next week."
"Don't even think about it." Tony slapped Ashley's paw away: "It's a deal, stay in confinement until school starts!"
"Daddy~~~~" Ashley stomped her voice, "That's Hermione, my best classmate, age No. 2, she won't cause trouble!"
"I know that Peter and Harry are among the top ones in their age, but when they are with you, they are like little hooligans." Tony ignored his daughter's coquettishness: "You have gone too far this time."
"I was really cheated this time!" Ashley became annoyed at this point: "I was told that the mercenary with the best performance was introduced to me, but who would have known that there would be a pervert!" She said in a low voice. He poked his head at Tony's stomach: "If I had known earlier, I would never have stayed there for a second longer!"
"Do you know who you are looking for!" Tony got angry when he thought about it: "When I sent the forum ip to the captain, he couldn't believe that there is such a huge black market trading network in modern society. And all they traded was human life! My God, I can't imagine what would happen to you three little things if I didn't follow you this time!"
"So this time I brought the iron armor you gave me, and you were waiting for me at the door, so I dared to meet him there." Ashley lowered her head, pulled Tony's sleeve and shook it: "Daddy Ah, I will definitely not cause trouble, I will take Hermione to go shopping and eat, and I must go home before ten o'clock in the evening~"
"Don't talk about it." Tony pulled out his sleeves: "After the Granger family arrives, I will arrange their itinerary, so you don't have to worry about it."
Ashley looked at Tony in disbelief: "Are you serious this time? Don't let any water go?"
Tony directly ordered Jarvis: "Enhance the security system of Stark Tower to the highest level, and there must be no chance for her to slip out."
Ashley thought of many ways, but every time she was caught by the electronic eyes of the company before reaching the lobby on the first floor, she sat in the room and knocked her head on the wall: "It's so boring!"
Her online records are all under surveillance, not to mention contacting Peter to transform into Spider-Man to save herself, even casually chatting with everyone, Tony can't wait to analyze word by word like studying missile codes, to see what is in it There is no password or anything, and the surveillance around the building has been strengthened. Whenever a stranger enters the hall, Jarvis will record and search his face immediately, and two security guards will follow behind him. Let idlers wait within 20 meters of the eldest lady.
In this strange atmosphere, Ashley ate and slept every day, and spent her days fooling around.
Just when she was bored enough to cast a spell at the ceiling, there was a small distortion in the space suddenly, and the weird person she had seen before suddenly appeared in her room.
"Pain, pain, pain!" The strange man covered his ears and jumped up and down in her room: "Can this shit belt be reliable once? Long ears are not ejaculation, how can it be so easy!"
Ashley was stunned for a few seconds, took a deep breath, and was about to scream.
"Don't make noise! Don't shout!" The strange man waved his hands again and again: "Brother, don't kill women and children, you have double security!"
His hand was removed from the ear, and Ashley saw that his right ear seemed to be cut off by something, and half of his face was covered with blood, which looked a little scary.
"What are you doing here?" Ashley forced her composure: "If you dare to do anything to me, I promise you won't be able to get out of the building alive."
"Relax sweetheart~" The weirdo lay down on the lazy sofa in the room: "You can call me Deadpool Dad~"
"Jarvie—"
"Hey!" The weirdo teleported to Ashley's side and covered her mouth: "If you don't want to be called Dad, you can call him Wade. Brother is here to discuss business with you."
"If it's still that matter, don't talk about it." Ashley refused straight away: "Did you see, what kind of life am I living now!"
"A ghostly day?" Wade looked around the entire room: "You mean living in a mansion with hundreds of square meters, sleeping until you wake up naturally every day, is this a ghostly day?" He simply threw himself into Ashley In the bed: "Why don't I change it with you~" He picked up the underwear that Ashley had prepared by the pillow and buckled it on his chest: "Brother will live this horrible life for you, what do you think?"
Ashley grabbed the underwear and threw it under the bed: "What are you talking about!"
"Be your personal bodyguard." Wade's expression became serious: "You pay me, and I will protect your safety."
"I have nothing to protect." Ashley recovered into a salted fish: "And I don't want to hire you, you go back."
"Listen sweetheart, I really need this job (money)." Wade said with a serious expression: "You know, since superheroes have emerged all over the world, our mercenary business has become very difficult to do. , do you know, the best job my brother received in the past six months was only 3 US dollars, and the price you offered was 5 to [-] per month!" He patted his chest: "Brother is definitely worth it! "
"I'm out of money!" Ashley spread her hands honestly: "My dad confiscated all my pocket money, let alone 3, I can't even get 30."
Wade's expression collapsed all of a sudden: "Say it earlier, I've made my brother spend so much effort to come here."
Ashley rolled her eyes: "Can you do me a favor?" She opened the bedside table: "This is the deposit, and if it's done, I'll give you the other one too."
Wade took the shiny bauble thrown by Ashley: "Wow, what a big diamond!"
"A pair of earrings, each of which is a standard 2-carat pink diamond." Ashley put away the other earring: "Do you want to do it?"
At 8 o'clock in the evening, the old stark company warehouse manager, who had received rave reviews and worked hard without complaining, walked out of the parking lot with a cart.
A security guard stopped him: "Routine inspection."
The old bus was very cooperative. He raised his hands and stayed still, allowing the other party to use the detector to probe around him.
"Your metal arm is too intrusive." The security guard tapped his iron arm: "You keep ringing every time you check. Okay, ready to open the box for inspection."
The old bus didn't say a word, and opened the box on the cart, which was full of scrap copper and iron.
Five security guards picked up the box and put it on the security inspection machine. As the box was about to enter the detector, the alarm outside the parking lot suddenly shook.
The communicators of several security guards sounded at the same time: "Alarm, someone broke into the building, wearing red tights, targeting the top floor, requesting support, requesting support!"
In the chaos, the big boss's angry voice was mixed in the communicator: "Aha, he really came! I must shoot that pervert to death with my own hands today!"
Several security guards rushed into the building, and the old bus stood alone, moved the box back to the cart, and slowly pushed it out.
After poking his ass, the weirdo in tights didn't get any response. He curled his lips, spun and jumped and stood up: "It seems that Iron Man is a serious person, what are you going to hire him to do? Take pictures of the captain? Or steal the director? panties?" Before they could speak, he said to himself again: "Brother suggests you don't think about the director's panties, he doesn't have very good taste, boxers are as dark as his face~"
Peter didn't hold back, and burst out laughing.
"It seems that there is still a kid who knows humor here!" The strange man walked up to Peter and patted him on the shoulder: "Little brother is so cute, brother, I know a lot of grandpas and uncles who like you, how about we Form a team, how about fishing law enforcement?"
Peter stepped back again and again: "No, no, no..."
Harry frowned and stood in front of Peter: "Get your dirty hands off!"
"Oh, here comes another boy!" The strange man looked between the two of them, showing an expression of sudden realization: "Oh~ I'm sorry brother, so you two are—" He said wretchedly Rubbing his hands together, he said, "Brother, it's not that I'm talking about you. You can see that your eyes are black and pale, and it looks like you're losing money!" He winked at Peter and slapped Harry's arm: "His live It must be very good~"
"Enough!" Tony interrupted him: "Sir, we are leaving."
"What a ruthless man!" The strange man took out a small handkerchief out of nowhere and bit his mouth: "It's obviously the person you took the initiative to date, why did you pretend not to know him after running away~" He suddenly stood up He straightened up, saluted, and said solemnly: "The mercenary with the best technology in the world, and the skills below are better than this, Deadpool Dad, report for duty!"
"You're in the wrong place!" Tony pulled Ashley and pushed Peter and Harry: "There's no one you're looking for here!"
The weirdo curled his lips. He took out his mobile phone from his crotch, and made a call while muttering, "The tights are only designed to be the largest here."
In the empty fast food restaurant, Ashley's cell phone rang cheerfully.
Silence, a desperate silence, Ashley glanced at the weird man with "It's you", and then at Tony, whose eyes were about to burst into flames: "I can explain it!"
"Brother, I know that women from the age of 13 to 83 will fall for me~" The strange man held his face in anticipation, then raised his orchid finger and nodded at Tony in disgust: "You stinky men, how do you know how good he is?" ~"
"What I'm looking for is a normal bodyguard!" Ashley grabbed the corner of Tony's clothes and quickly explained, "I didn't know Brown would introduce me to such a freak!"
"Hey, hey, hey." The weirdo raised a finger and shook it, dissatisfied: "You even know Brown, but still think that brother is a freak? When Brown was beeping, brother was still breastfeeding in his girlfriend's arms What!" He put his finger on his lips, and blew a kiss: "Although you are still young, I see that your request is a long-term contract, and it will be fine to wait for you for a few years~" He walked on a catwalk Approaching Ashley: "16? Or? You choose?"
Tony felt that he might not be able to go home. He stroked his chest vigorously, took a deep breath, and knelt down to unlock Ashley's backpack.
A set of small golden-red armor was put on Ashley, and with the exclamation of the weirdo "ahhh", Tony directly controlled the mech from the outside, and with a bang, the weirdo was blown out.
"Daddy." Ashley walked to the laboratory super obediently, just as Tony took off the protective goggles and moved his shoulders.
Ashley leaned forward and squeezed her father's shoulders with her own hands: "Hermione said that she has booked a plane ticket to come to New York next week."
"Don't even think about it." Tony slapped Ashley's paw away: "It's a deal, stay in confinement until school starts!"
"Daddy~~~~" Ashley stomped her voice, "That's Hermione, my best classmate, age No. 2, she won't cause trouble!"
"I know that Peter and Harry are among the top ones in their age, but when they are with you, they are like little hooligans." Tony ignored his daughter's coquettishness: "You have gone too far this time."
"I was really cheated this time!" Ashley became annoyed at this point: "I was told that the mercenary with the best performance was introduced to me, but who would have known that there would be a pervert!" She said in a low voice. He poked his head at Tony's stomach: "If I had known earlier, I would never have stayed there for a second longer!"
"Do you know who you are looking for!" Tony got angry when he thought about it: "When I sent the forum ip to the captain, he couldn't believe that there is such a huge black market trading network in modern society. And all they traded was human life! My God, I can't imagine what would happen to you three little things if I didn't follow you this time!"
"So this time I brought the iron armor you gave me, and you were waiting for me at the door, so I dared to meet him there." Ashley lowered her head, pulled Tony's sleeve and shook it: "Daddy Ah, I will definitely not cause trouble, I will take Hermione to go shopping and eat, and I must go home before ten o'clock in the evening~"
"Don't talk about it." Tony pulled out his sleeves: "After the Granger family arrives, I will arrange their itinerary, so you don't have to worry about it."
Ashley looked at Tony in disbelief: "Are you serious this time? Don't let any water go?"
Tony directly ordered Jarvis: "Enhance the security system of Stark Tower to the highest level, and there must be no chance for her to slip out."
Ashley thought of many ways, but every time she was caught by the electronic eyes of the company before reaching the lobby on the first floor, she sat in the room and knocked her head on the wall: "It's so boring!"
Her online records are all under surveillance, not to mention contacting Peter to transform into Spider-Man to save herself, even casually chatting with everyone, Tony can't wait to analyze word by word like studying missile codes, to see what is in it There is no password or anything, and the surveillance around the building has been strengthened. Whenever a stranger enters the hall, Jarvis will record and search his face immediately, and two security guards will follow behind him. Let idlers wait within 20 meters of the eldest lady.
In this strange atmosphere, Ashley ate and slept every day, and spent her days fooling around.
Just when she was bored enough to cast a spell at the ceiling, there was a small distortion in the space suddenly, and the weird person she had seen before suddenly appeared in her room.
"Pain, pain, pain!" The strange man covered his ears and jumped up and down in her room: "Can this shit belt be reliable once? Long ears are not ejaculation, how can it be so easy!"
Ashley was stunned for a few seconds, took a deep breath, and was about to scream.
"Don't make noise! Don't shout!" The strange man waved his hands again and again: "Brother, don't kill women and children, you have double security!"
His hand was removed from the ear, and Ashley saw that his right ear seemed to be cut off by something, and half of his face was covered with blood, which looked a little scary.
"What are you doing here?" Ashley forced her composure: "If you dare to do anything to me, I promise you won't be able to get out of the building alive."
"Relax sweetheart~" The weirdo lay down on the lazy sofa in the room: "You can call me Deadpool Dad~"
"Jarvie—"
"Hey!" The weirdo teleported to Ashley's side and covered her mouth: "If you don't want to be called Dad, you can call him Wade. Brother is here to discuss business with you."
"If it's still that matter, don't talk about it." Ashley refused straight away: "Did you see, what kind of life am I living now!"
"A ghostly day?" Wade looked around the entire room: "You mean living in a mansion with hundreds of square meters, sleeping until you wake up naturally every day, is this a ghostly day?" He simply threw himself into Ashley In the bed: "Why don't I change it with you~" He picked up the underwear that Ashley had prepared by the pillow and buckled it on his chest: "Brother will live this horrible life for you, what do you think?"
Ashley grabbed the underwear and threw it under the bed: "What are you talking about!"
"Be your personal bodyguard." Wade's expression became serious: "You pay me, and I will protect your safety."
"I have nothing to protect." Ashley recovered into a salted fish: "And I don't want to hire you, you go back."
"Listen sweetheart, I really need this job (money)." Wade said with a serious expression: "You know, since superheroes have emerged all over the world, our mercenary business has become very difficult to do. , do you know, the best job my brother received in the past six months was only 3 US dollars, and the price you offered was 5 to [-] per month!" He patted his chest: "Brother is definitely worth it! "
"I'm out of money!" Ashley spread her hands honestly: "My dad confiscated all my pocket money, let alone 3, I can't even get 30."
Wade's expression collapsed all of a sudden: "Say it earlier, I've made my brother spend so much effort to come here."
Ashley rolled her eyes: "Can you do me a favor?" She opened the bedside table: "This is the deposit, and if it's done, I'll give you the other one too."
Wade took the shiny bauble thrown by Ashley: "Wow, what a big diamond!"
"A pair of earrings, each of which is a standard 2-carat pink diamond." Ashley put away the other earring: "Do you want to do it?"
At 8 o'clock in the evening, the old stark company warehouse manager, who had received rave reviews and worked hard without complaining, walked out of the parking lot with a cart.
A security guard stopped him: "Routine inspection."
The old bus was very cooperative. He raised his hands and stayed still, allowing the other party to use the detector to probe around him.
"Your metal arm is too intrusive." The security guard tapped his iron arm: "You keep ringing every time you check. Okay, ready to open the box for inspection."
The old bus didn't say a word, and opened the box on the cart, which was full of scrap copper and iron.
Five security guards picked up the box and put it on the security inspection machine. As the box was about to enter the detector, the alarm outside the parking lot suddenly shook.
The communicators of several security guards sounded at the same time: "Alarm, someone broke into the building, wearing red tights, targeting the top floor, requesting support, requesting support!"
In the chaos, the big boss's angry voice was mixed in the communicator: "Aha, he really came! I must shoot that pervert to death with my own hands today!"
Several security guards rushed into the building, and the old bus stood alone, moved the box back to the cart, and slowly pushed it out.
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