The perfect substitute

A determined smile appeared.Even so, so what, at least before he is voluntarily destroyed by the protagonist, Irie Masaichi... Don't even think about escaping from his grasp!

"Xiaozheng~" Bai Lan spoke in an extremely turbulent tone, her ambiguous and low-pitched voice was extremely magnetic, her handsome face was tinged with evil, and her eyes flashed with a bewitching light, "I said... how about you just start with me?" Leave me~"

"Plop—" Leo Liudaoku-kun, who was eavesdropping on the corner outside the door, couldn't restrain his inclination when he heard this sentence. If he hadn't used illusion to cover up at the critical moment, he would definitely fall... Here it is!

Fearing that because of Bai Lan's perverted vigilance, Lei Oujun staggered and put away the trident, covered his face and rushed forward.

So... does Bai Lan like the type of Masaichi Irie?No wonder it's no use turning into a beautiful woman to seduce him, so that's how it is, so that's how it is... He finally realized it.

Um?The annoying little mouse has finally left~ Hearing a slight sound with excellent hearing, Bai Lan raised the corners of her mouth slightly, tapped her finger on the table, and asked with a rippling smile, "So Xiaozheng, What about your reply?"

"I, I...you, you..." No matter how slow Irijiang was, he sensed something was wrong. He didn't think that Bai Lan was really interested in him, but thinking that he had just given away a whole house of autumn peonies not long ago, Irijiang Zhengyi felt that something was wrong. I can't help my stomach twitching...

"Master Bailan, please stop teasing me, okay?" Irie Masaichi, who was about to cry, covered his stomach in pain, and looked at Bailan with pleading eyes, "I really know I was wrong. , I won’t bother you with boring documents in the future, you can just pretend that I have never appeared, okay?”

"No~ okay~ no~ okay~" Bai Lan squeezed the last marshmallow, leaned over and stuffed it into Xiaozheng's mouth with a smile, and looked at him with a constipated expression on his face in satisfaction, obviously wanting to vomit on the spot I fell but forcibly held back, as if there were brilliant fireworks in my heart.

"Xiaozheng is so innocent and cute. If someone abducts me, I will be sad for a long time. So... Xiaozheng, you can come and live with me. The weather has been getting colder and colder recently. It's really hard to sleep alone at night." It's hard~" Bai Lan cast a wink at Irijiang Zhengyi, her face changed as expected when she saw him swallowing a durian, she narrowed her eyes slightly and made a decision not to be rejected, "That's it, Do you want me to move in to live with you, or you to move in to my room? Actually, if you want me to move in, I don't mind at all..."

"Ahh! I'll move! I'll move! I'll move into Master Bailan's room, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow..." It's so pitiful to cry.

Seeing his expression as if his parents were dead, Bai Lan sighed helplessly, "Who are you showing this to? Xiaozheng, didn't we live together when we were in college? Don't act like you're going to be caught I look strong, okay..."

'That's because the concepts of living with you and being raped by you are almost the same! Hearing Bailan smiling and remembering her college days, Irie was bursting into tears, and at the same time, his stomach suddenly throbbed even worse.Bai Lan may not remember, but he will never forget that nightmare in his life!

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At that time, Bai Lan was still a handsome young man with a refreshing appearance, and his hobby was to put on a literary and artistic youth style to make friends with beautiful women, but he was a standard bachelor, "living among a hundred flowers, not a single leaf touches his body", and he happened to be with beauties from various departments in the school. The relationship is very good, and there is no way to even secretly envy him.

At that time, Irie Masaichi was a full-fledged otaku. His hobby was to stay in his own small black room, tinkering with things day and night, and beauties and tyrants shunned him. He hadn't had a girlfriend until his junior year.

One time, she was forced to join a fellowship by an over-enthusiastic classmate, and met Bai Lan by accident.

At that time, Bai Lan was surrounded by stars, surrounded by famous people in the school.And he...was being poured alcohol by an over-enthusiastic classmate, he staggered to find the bathroom when he was weak, but accidentally bumped into Bai Lan, and then...

I don't know what happened, but he and Bai Lan, who is not in the same world, chatted very speculatively. A few hours later, they got into Bai Lansao's red convertible and returned to his solitary life under the watchful eyes of everyone. small black house.

Bai Lan didn't seem to be drunk at all, and she took care of him who was vomiting to death along the way, and even the sports car was completely messed up by him, she didn't say a word to blame him.

At that time, Bai Lan also loved sweets, saying that it would "enhance people's happiness index", but it was different compared to now, for example...the twisting and rippling sound of waves.

But when the two entered the bathroom together, rubbing each other's backs happily, problems arose without warning.

It wasn't until Prynne pinned him down on the cold floor tiles in the bathroom, and made all kinds of indecent acts against him, that Irie Masaichi sadly recognized a fact:

In this world, there are some people who are not born with strong drinking ability, they are just slower than others, and they are slower to respond to alcohol...

Fortunately... In the end, Bai Lan just babbled nonsense for a while, said a series of words he couldn't understand, stared at him sadly, for a long time... honestly fell asleep.

That was really... a more painful experience than directly beating him up!Let a boy who has not touched a woman for 20 years stop abruptly when he is provoked... What to do with a boy who is actually very pure in his heart, hey! ! !

On that day, Irie Masaichi, who had been pure for twenty years, committed an act of self-blasphemy that made him ashamed for the rest of his life.From then on, he refused to drink with Bai Lan even if he died, and even if he drank, he would never go home together, and even if he went home, he would never... Mouth!In short, it is absolutely impossible to be together! ! !

But now...

The 25-year-old Irie Masaichi, who was already an adult, stood in front of Bailan's luxurious and exquisite bedroom door holding his strange-smelling quilt, lingering... lingering... lingering... just not going in.

In fact, he has corrected Bai Lan's bad style these years, and once told Bai Lan in a righteous manner that drinking is harmful to physical and mental health, and it is better to drink less!It turned out that it was just an excuse, but Bai Lan accepted the suggestion with a smile. From then on, at least he never saw Bai Lan drinking again.

So... If you just sleep in one room, Bai Lan sleeps on the bed, he sleeps on the floor, and if neither of you drinks, then...maybe...probably... nothing bad will happen.

"Squeak——" The wooden door, which had a very different style from the other rooms, opened from the inside without warning, and hit the head of Irie Masaichi who was wandering left and right.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

From the day he met Bai Lan, he seemed to be getting more and more unlucky... This is definitely not a hallucination! ! !

After waiting for a long time, no one appeared. Irie Zhengyi sniffled, wiped his glasses casually with his sleeve, walked into the dormitory with a paralyzed face and chest raised.

There, holding a bouquet of warm autumn peonies in his hand, he was standing in front of the dining table in a gentlemanly manner, and Bai Lan, who had prepared steak with red wine, was waiting for him with a smile on his face.

"Xiao Zheng, you're here." It was rare for Bai Lan to speak in a rippling tone, such a rare and normal Bai Lan, suddenly gave Irie Masa a feeling of "flattered".

Irie Masaichi, who was flattered by the flattery, was placed on the seat in fear and trepidation, with quilts emitting a strange smell piled up at his feet.

Bai Lan didn't seem to see that at all, and threw away the quilt in Jiang Zhengyi's arms, pulled out the chair with a smile and sat down, picked up a goblet and poured transparent red wine, and handed it to Jiang Zhengyi with a smile on his lips, " Xiaozheng, happy birthday."

In a word, all of Irie's thoughts were drowned out, and those thoughts about what kind of conspiracy Bai Lan was up to, and what kind of tricks he was playing, were instantly replaced by extremely complicated emotions.

Bai Lan...was really good to him. From the day they met, they had never...changed.

He glanced sideways at the autumn peony in the vase at the corner of the table, thought that he was foolishly talking about flowers, and then rushed to Bai Lan's office angrily, glared at Bai Lan with shame and anger and asked him what his intentions were... Now, Irie Masaichi, who had already understood Bai Lan's intentions, could no longer frankly ask the doubts in his heart.

It was he... who betrayed the friendship between them.

The author has something to say:

Some thoughts on the storyline:

Whether it's the original novel or crossing over to Xibei, what Bai Lan hates the most is being betrayed, but the one he trusts the most is Xiaozheng, even though... he knew from the beginning that he was subordinate to Pengo Lie, but he couldn't help but give him chances again and again .

I still say the same thing, no one is born evil, and most of the time the reason why the villain becomes a villain is not because he has the idea of ​​destroying the world, but more often it is just a different standpoint.

I really want to describe that scene, Bai Lan and Xiaozheng, whom I have known since college, how they grow up step by step, from alumni, friends, companions to... enemies.

If it is said that Xiao Zheng was on the opposite side of Bai Lan from the very beginning, then I absolutely do not believe it.He will join Bai Lan's family after graduating from university. In addition to being acquainted with each other and being friends with each other, he should also have appreciation for Bai Lan's person and ability.

In all fairness, can someone like Pengele Sawada Tsunayoshi really lead the family to glory?Bai Lan may not be a bad boy, he just accidentally