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The complicated and cumbersome summoning ceremony was meaningless to Wang Xiaotang. She walked into the summoning room almost yawning, and saw the two trembling with excitement.

——The Heroic Spirit re-summoned by Tohsaka Tokiomi and the others is said to be the legendary King of Heroes, Gilgamesh.

Wang Xiaotang has heard a little bit about Gilgamesh. It dates back to the Sumerian era. Gilgamesh was the king who ruled Uruk, although Wang Xiaotang subconsciously felt that humans and monkeys in that era had nothing to do with him. the difference.It is said that he still has a part of the blood of the gods. Of course, this may just be the lust of the people of that era, because the history of this bitch...she is what people want to say about her.

Out of curiosity, Wang Xiaotang began to look at that ancient hero—it was a bit different from what she imagined (Wang Xiaotang always thought that people in that era should have bare buttocks).But the hero king Gilgamesh was wearing a golden armor, full of the aura of a king, and when he walked out of the summoning magic circle, he was still emitting golden holy light.But also corresponding to his gorgeousness, the expression on this guy's face is also so arrogant, full of arrogance and violence, as if he doesn't care about anything.

Don't look so proud and arrogant on the stage, for the impression of the name Gilgamesh in FATE, Wang Xiaotang vaguely remembered that this person was one of the NPC men who were cannon fodder by the harem male lead in the FSN game...

This is the fate of passerby A. Wang Xiaotang was beginning to sympathize with him in his heart. The golden Gilgamesh slowly shifted his gaze to Wang Xiaotang who was looking at him, and then suddenly burst out a sentence from his mouth: "Bastard , who allowed you to raise your head and look directly at this king."

"..."

The expression on Wang Xiaotang's face froze for a moment, then he narrowed his eyes with a smile, and a vein popped up on his forehead.

...Forget it, in order not to cause trouble, don't bother with this bastard, anyway, this guy is also cannon fodder in the game.Don't look at how arrogant he is now, compared to the male protagonist Diaosi, he doesn't even get a single girl in the game.

No, why have I been thinking about the grass girl since I came to this world?Wang Xiaotang shook his head, feeling a little uneasy that his current thoughts were becoming more and more dirty. You must know that she is a pure and good girl... So Wang Xiaotang looked away, ignored Gilgamesh, and then looked at Tohsaka Tokiomi and said: "Is the summoning successful this time?"

"Indeed... this is the heroic spirit who made a contract with me, the great king, the oldest hero—Gilgamesh!"

Tokiomi's words sounded very excited, and seemed to carry great respect and reverence for that arrogant man, but the paralyzed priest next to him never responded.

Wang Xiaotang couldn't help complaining in his heart that when Tokiomi thought he was a goddess, his attitude was so servile. This person really knows how to gain power...

Of course, Wang Xiaotang is not interested in their so-called Holy Grail War, she still has a lot to do, so when Tokiomi happily started to compliment that Gilgamesh, Wang Xiaotang couldn't help but stop him, frowned and said: "That , Mr. Tohsaka, can you do me a favor."

Without waiting for Tosaka Tokiomi to agree, Wang Xiaotang immediately picked up a pen and paper and drew another sketch of the time-space gate, handed it to Tosaka Tokiomi and said, "Can you help me find this thing in the city? It's about the height of two people. , should be very eye-catching."

Tokiomi took a look at Wang Xiaotang, and asked the paralyzed priest to continue to accompany the King of Heroes for him, took a look at Wang Xiaotang's sketch, and asked in bewilderment: "It looks like a magic tool...why do you want to use it?" Looking for something like this?"

"In order to go back, to be honest, I'm not from your world. I was summoned by you in other places. It's all Tokiomi's fault." Wang Xiaotang complained in a reproachful tone.

"What?" After hearing the words, Tosaka Tokiomi showed an unexpected expression, looked at Wang Xiaotang suspiciously and said, "But you are not a heroic spirit, and you don't need magic power supply..."

"That's right, so I'm an ordinary person summoned by you from other worlds..." Wang Xiaotang felt that people under this worldview should be able to understand what she was talking about, so he simply told the truth, "That's a gate of time and space. Well, as long as you pass through me, you can go back."

"So that's how it is." Tokiomi accepted it very quickly, nodded immediately as if he had realized something, "I see, I will make sure to send you back to the original world, but before finding the gate of time and space for you, could you please You listen to my unfeeling request."

Here again, here again...

Every time she heard someone say that to her, Wang Xiaotang knew that nothing good would happen, and she immediately replied without thinking, "No, I won't help you."

Because Wang Xiaotang's answer was too straightforward, Tohsaka Tokiomi was stunned for a moment, but the unhappy hero king suddenly sneered.Tokiomi frowned, then smiled helplessly and said, "That's right, I can feel the surge of magical power in you... Since you were summoned here by me as an unrelated person, you must have some connection with the Holy Grail War, Maybe you also have the possibility of being selected as a MASTER. Then, if that happens, can you help me win the Holy Grail War?"

"I think this is purely a summoning accident..." Wang Xiaotang grunted dissatisfiedly, but still looked at Tokiomi and asked, "That's too troublesome, and what can I get..."

"The Holy Grail is the almighty wishing machine, from which you can get everything you can think of - that being said, you can't make wishes on it, let alone fall into the hands of evil people. So if you can help me, I will share with you what I have won if I win."

It sounds like a very exciting statement.The expression on Tohsaka Tokiomi's face showed nothing hidden, and he couldn't confirm whether it was a conspiracy or what.In fact, in the final analysis, Wang Xiaotang didn't know much about this person, but since she was an outsider, maybe the reason why he tried to get her involved was just to make sure that she would not pose a threat to them?

"It's not impossible to help you win the Holy Grail War..." Wang Xiaotang thought for a while, and an idea came to his mind, "But I have a condition, and you don't need to share the fruits of victory with me."

"For example?" Tokiomi Tohsaka looked at Wang Xiaotang seriously and asked.

"You are rich, right?" Wang Xiaotang asked abruptly.

"...That's true, do you need money?" Tokiomi's answer was light, but with a smile that was sure to win.

"No, I don't want money." Wang Xiaotang shook his head, took out a sliced ​​cake from his backpack, handed it to Tohsaka Tokiomi, and said to him, "God gave me a task, let me pay 100 million yen per piece Sell ​​this thing to 100 people, so far I've probably sold about ten bucks? So..."

"Understood, I will buy the rest for you."

Before Wang Xiaotang could finish speaking, Tosaka Tokiomi suddenly and calmly interrupted her, and gave his answer without hesitation.

"……………………"

After Julian Thoreau, Wang Xiaotang was shocked again.

Wang Xiaotang's original plan was just to ask Tokiomi to buy a few more sliced ​​cakes... I didn't expect that he didn't complain about that illogical task at all, and he directly proposed Baoyuan so happily... Oh damn, you hateful rich man... ...rich people are awesome...

Is this really a calling accident?Wang Xiaotang suddenly felt that this was an arrangement of fate!

After a few seconds of silence, Wang Xiaotang immediately stood up from the chair, walked up to Tokiomi in three or two steps, stared at Tohsaka Tokiomi with serious and firm eyes, and said, "You will definitely be the final winner of the Holy Grail War! "

If this guy had bought all the cakes, she wouldn't have to go back and forth between different worlds to sell them!In this way, I don't need to go back to take the hunter exam, I don't need to face that horrible pervert Hisoka and the nail specialist Irmi, and I don't care how twisted Julian Thoreau is!As long as she helps this guy named Tosaka Tokiomi win the Holy Grail War, the "shame の cut cake sales experience tour ♂" will be over!Isn't it just to win a few contestants?What's the problem!

"That's really great." After receiving Wang Xiaotang's answer, Tosaka Tokiomi smiled slightly, and saluted slightly like an old gentleman.The paralyzed priest standing next to Tohsaka Tokiomi still didn't respond, but the King of Heroes in golden armor suddenly burst out laughing.

"What Tokiomi are you thinking? You actually expect such a bastard to help you, so you are worthy of being my king's MASTER, bastard."

The hero king Gilgamesh is always a "bastard" when he opens and closes his mouth, Wang Xiaotang has the urge to smear his face with sliced ​​cakes, he dares to curse at people... and he scolds so badly!But Wang Xiaotang still maintained a smiling expression, ignoring Gilgamesh and saying to Tokiomi: "Then tell me, what should I start with first? Everything is at your command!"

"Excuse me, King of Heroes Gilgamesh. In order to prevent the great you from condescending to do some trivial things, I think it is necessary to help."

Tohsaka Tokiomi seems to know how to adapt to the wind, and he doesn't care how Gilgamesh scolds him, he automatically blocks all insulting language, and completely chooses what Gilgamesh likes to hear.Then sure enough, the golden spirit sneered arrogantly, apparently satisfied with the answer.

But Wang Xiaotang was a little unhappy, even if she wasn't the Valkyrie that Tosaka Tokiomi was expecting, she couldn't change her attitude so quickly.

After appeasing the hard-to-serve Gilgamesh, Tohsaka Tokiomi turned his gaze back to Wang Xiaotang, and continued: "For this Holy Grail War, I have prepared some holy relics of ancient heroes. Although the most important 'Valkyrie' The necklace' didn't work, but I have other spares... Next, I will guide you to summon the Heroic Spirit, and after you get the Command Spell, you can join us in the Holy Grail War."

Tosaka Tokiomi means to hope that Wang Xiaotang will join in the cooperation. That priest is also the master who participated in this Holy Grail War. They will cooperate to eliminate other competitors first, and then Tosaka Tokiomi will win in the final battle.

"Does it need to be so troublesome? Just go directly to defeat those MASTERs, and the one left in the end will be the winner." Wang Xiaotang scratched her head, and Tosaka Tokiomi's words were long-winded and long, which made her yawn.

When Wang Xiaotang lightly suggested to Tokiomi that she might as well help him kill the opponent directly, those people fell silent, Tokiomi didn't speak, while the arrogant hero King Gilgamesh laughed out loud.

"Hahahahahahahaha! What funny joke did I hear? It's good to entertain me as a clown, Tokiomi, are you sure you want this stupid and ridiculous bastard to be your helper?"

Gilgamesh's words were extremely harsh, and Wang Xiaotang narrowed his eyes with a smile.Of course, the paralyzed priest still didn't show any expression, as if nothing was worthy of his concern.But at least Tohsaka Tokiomi is a man of high society education, he still patiently and politely explained to Wang Xiaotang: "Of course this is also possible, but the opponents we have to face will be those powerful heroic spirits. Its power is immeasurable, and it is definitely not an opponent that ordinary people can face."

"Ah, then I can rest assured, that is to say, as long as I can defeat those heroic spirits." Wang Xiaotang laughed even more cheerfully.

"That's right, but don't you understand what I'm talking about..." Tosaka Tokiomi sighed, although he seemed a little impatient, he still tried to explain to Wang Xiaotang.Wang Xiaotang waved his hand, grinned and showed Tokiomi's white canine teeth, and said with a smile: "Ah, of course I understand, but in order to let you understand what I want to express, let me directly give you an analogy."

As he said that, Wang Xiaotang directly summoned Odin, and when none of those people reacted, he punched Gilgamesh who was sitting on a chair looking at them arrogantly.

Now Wang Xiaotang's control over Odin has reached a finer level, and the meteor-like fist is shot out instantly, but ordinary people cannot see it.At that moment, no one had time to react. The King of Heroes seemed to have sensed something was wrong, but it was too late.

With a loud bang, Gilgamesh was hit by Odin together with the seat, broke the glass of the floor-to-ceiling window, and flew out of the room directly.

No one understood what was going on, Wang Xiaotang smiled harmlessly, pointed to the direction where the hero king Gilgamesh was shot, and said to Tosaka Tokiomi, "For example, like that bastard king."

The author has something to say: I always feel that the protagonist is getting more and more violent...?