[Comprehensive] Little Spider's troubles about flat chest

Deadpool is roaming New York City today, looking for signs of Spider-Man.

--etc!I want to know why I am asked to speak in the third person and No.1 for a while...By the way, the author, I actually wanted to talk to you a long time ago, can you give me a part of your manuscript fee——

He bent his back helplessly, a little disgusted, "If it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. If I don't want to buy an apartment in New York, I don't like it with your money. Forget it, I'll find my editor." I want to go back to the dividends made by Deadpool, if it doesn’t work, let the seller give me a [-]% discount, I believe he will want his life more than the house~ right?”

Yes, the house is almost in the plan, but his little spider is missing.

He kicked the pebbles by his feet, then squatted down and said to himself in a corner, "I know you must be wondering, why would I leave love for my little spider in the next two hours♂ In fact, this matter is like this..."

I continued to look for traces of small spiders along the Queens District of New York—huh~ No.1 said that it was finally much more comfortable!

But I found nothing.

Oh Shit.

The wildflowers I picked from the roadside are almost dying, but I haven't seen the little spider propose to her until now.

Walking quickly on the street, a convertible luxury car drove by quickly.

The music in the car was playing loudly, and a line of lyrics was sung repeatedly, "Whose butt is this? Whose butt is this? Whose butt is this? Whose butt..."

Buttocks?I couldn't help but stopped.

I also want to know whose butt I touched last time, who she looks like.

Although this is the secret Little Spider has been keeping, we have all reached this point... Could it be because she thinks she is too ugly?But I don't dislike her small breasts, let alone her face?

After all, if you are ugly, you can wear a headgear, but it is difficult to rub your breasts!

I was fidgeting when I felt the ground suddenly start shaking.

I couldn't help but rolled my eyes, I glanced at the wild flowers that were too withered, I was so angry that I crushed them and threw them on the ground.

Damn, what bastard bothered me looking for my little spider?

Following the vibration, I went to the source of the center, and I took a look at this idiot who beat his head on the floor and said that he would let my dear bug come out...

The look of disgust on my face is too obvious, isn't it?Oh, I'm really sorry~ because I really dislike it.

After kicking the fool into the river, I didn't leave right away.

The main reason is that I thought of one thing, the little spider is so kind, so innocent and so cute, he will definitely not sit idly by.

So maybe she was around.

I looked around and looked at the strange little faces... To be honest, why do you think that I am so awesome that I can tell who the little spider is from the crowd at a glance?

If it doesn't exist, I can't see anything through the clothes.

So you guys are really thinking too much, it might be possible if you are all naked.

However, when my eyes glanced, I soon saw something very familiar.

A schoolbag, the same schoolbag that I saw Little Spider carrying in the alley last time.

I followed the schoolbag to look at its owner, after all, it might be the same style—although I don’t know who has such bad eyesight and would buy such an ugly bag like Little Spider.

The owner of the schoolbag stood behind the glass window of the coffee shop. He, she, and it had messy short light brown hair, a few cute little freckles on their fair cheeks, a flat chest, and another blond-haired big boy in his hand. The hand of the girl with breasts... To be honest, it seems that there is nothing wrong with him, her, it, and it being a boy.

But I couldn't help squinting my eyes. There was a look of surprise in his blue eyes, and his complexion was a little subtle.

has a problem!

I stared at him-it-it carefully, as the other big-breasted girl held his-it-it's hand firmly, and there was an obvious contrast, the wrist of the blonde girl who could probably have a D cup Even thicker.

Oh, and the muscle lines on this tiny arm... Mmmm--all in all, it really looks like a little spider!

So I'm so lucky?

Just like this, I found my little spider at a glance?Should I continue to confirm?

What to do, my heart is a little dirty.

Should I stalk her stalk her or stalk her?

Ah, what a hassle.

...then follow her!

The blond girl seemed to have said something to her, and then the little spider seemed a little dazed, walking alone to the residential area, and she walked into an apartment building.

And with the vigilance of the little spider, she didn't even realize that I was following her?marvelous!

I stared at the elevator she was taking, which stopped at the 7th floor.

Rubbing hands together excitedly.

Then I walked outside the building, looked at the closed iron ladder, and jumped up with a kick of my legs.

It's so easy, so this place is too unsafe, right?

I climbed up to the 7th floor with the help of the iron ladder. I wanted to go around to see which resident she was, but I didn’t expect that as soon as I looked at a window, the door of this room was suddenly opened and closed, and then a figure ran away. Come in and quickly lay down on the bed.

It's the target person... Is she so enthusiastic?Come invite me to follow/join as soon as I come up?

After waiting for a while, until I noticed that her head began to shake irregularly and finally leaned to one side feebly, I opened the window carefully, and stepped in with one leg first, but when I was about to step in with the other leg, I felt that Eggy was being pulled by the tights, and my feet seemed to have stepped on something, so I couldn't stand still and almost fell.

F*ck!This damn schoolbag!

After standing still, I glanced at her first, and found that she was only moving, but did not wake up.

He breathed a sigh of relief, then stretched out his leg and kicked the schoolbag dissatisfied.

It was leaning against the corner of the wall and fell to the ground crookedly, revealing some red cloth.

I widened my eyes, and immediately squatted down to look into the bag. The red and blue uniforms I was familiar with were stuffed in a mess, which seemed to show how informal its owner, my dear little spider, was.

Yes! ! Yes! ! ! !

I couldn't help but knelt on my knees and clenched my fists with both hands and whispered!At this moment, the lights in the room seemed to be all focused on me!All the dust is cheering for me!

Yes!I, Deadpool, did it!

I want to thank Marvel for bringing Spider-Man back, thank you for the X-Men who only had two characters in the movie, thank you for the editor who always cheated me of money, thank you for the sexy Ryan Reynolds, thank you...

"Hmm..." The nasal voice of the little spider came from my ear, and I immediately stopped and looked at her cautiously.

She turned over and lay on the bed in a large shape, showing a drowsy sleeping face.

Oops... are you going to switch to the missionary position this time?

I couldn't help covering my mouth, happiness came too suddenly, I should think about what to do...

How to do it?

Should I propose now?But the flower was crushed by me!

Went to his!

"Hey... my dear Xiaochong, you, are you willing to marry me?" I lay down beside her bed and asked in a low voice expectantly.

She still had her eyes closed, but her eyelashes trembled slightly, and her slightly opened red mouth moved accordingly, "Har..."

"What? You said Harvard?" I widened my eyes in surprise and whispered, "OMG! Are you saying that we want our children to go to Harvard?"

I looked at the little spider with her peaceful sleeping face, she looked like Holy Spirit's My Little Pony herself, and my heart melted.

She can't even dream about what school our kids are going to go to!

I suddenly had an urge, which made me immediately lift up half of the mask, and then carefully kissed the corners of her eyes, slowly sliding down, the tip of the nose, lips, neck...

"Huh..." Hearing her whimpering/whispering, I paused first, and then felt that my empty heart was instantly filled with something soft.

She belongs to me.

I stared at the little spider's face, her face seemed to have a holy light.Although I don't know her name yet, but I don't know why, but I feel very happy.

I raised my head happily, and there was probably a high school graduation photo on her bedside. I saw her out of thirty or forty people at a glance, smiling silly at the camera, like an idiot.

But just when I wanted to laugh along, I suddenly saw a familiar woman standing beside the little spider.

It was the one holding the little spider's hand before.

I immediately stopped smiling.

Feeling very unhappy.Not happy like someone robbed me of my money.

No no no, I have to check.

The bed sags slightly, I lift up her T-shirt, her snow-white chest rises and falls with breathing.

After staring at it for a while, my bad temper disappeared with my breath.

I don't think I can even control my expression and continue to smirk.

Then leave a trace of love ♂ on the little spider~ Then that big-breasted female devil won't stare at my little spider.

I purposely found a more conspicuous place, and then... Maybe it was because the taste was too good, my hand got out of my control, the little spider was woken up by me, and even slapped me...

Yes, what, I really didn't do it just now.

listen!My hand is no longer my hand!I declare that from today I disassociate myself from them!

Knowing that I was wrong, I escaped from the window immediately before the little spider woke up.

Standing on the iron ladder, I looked down at my little Deadpool who raised his head and looked expectantly, "Hey, let's play with my little Pony at home, okay?"

Little Deadpool lowered his head in frustration.