[Comprehensive] Little Spider's troubles about flat chest

When the spider silk was about to be untied, I turned over and quickly jumped to the ground lightly.

The chameleon was gone, I frowned suspiciously, and then noticed that the gasoline on the ground had spread to the stairs.

Could it be...?I was a little startled, so I immediately looked towards the stairs.

Looking at the gasoline on the stairs, I knew I was right.

Chameleon is trying to burn down the whole building!And there are still people living here!How could he hurt innocent people like this?

"I'm going to find that bastard and cut him in half!" Deadpool yelled standing behind me in my clothes with a knife in his hand, and before I could speak he was running down the stairs.

"Ouch, hello——" Deadpool's foot slipped and fell down the stairs due to a large amount of gasoline, and his call gradually became distant, and then there was a bang.

I wrinkled my face and suddenly felt very tired.

But when I stretched out my hand to use the spider silk to go down, I suddenly remembered that my spider web launcher was in the hands of Deadpool and Chameleon, especially Deadpool, who hadn't returned it to me yet.

I was really desperate in my heart, why did this guy change his uniform with me!

So I had to go downstairs carefully, but I was afraid that Deadpool would really split him in half, and my heart became anxious again.

When I rushed downstairs, I saw that Deadpool's knife was already on the chameleon's neck, surrounded by a group of unknown people who were eating melons, as if wondering how Spider-Man used the knife.

I opened my mouth nervously, and when I was about to speak, I saw Deadpool put down the knife.

"You have to thank her for never killing people! You must know that I am 'Spiderman' now, and I can't discredit my bug..." As he said, Deadpool pressed the spider web launcher on the chameleon, and the spider silk sprayed out. out.

"Tell you to spray her! Tell you to anesthetize her! Stay away from her, did you hear that?! You perverted stalker! The only one who can follow her and spy on her is me! Next time I bump into you, I will find a place where no one is around." Chop you up and feed it to the dogs!" He squinted his eyes, murmured something, and at the same time pressed buttons randomly, making the chameleon look like a cocoon.

Fortunately, the spider silk in the launcher was not much tossed by them, and it will be gone soon.

I looked at Deadpool's back, although I didn't know what he was talking about, but I still showed a helpless smile.

At least he didn't kill the chameleon, let him vent his grievances.

At the same time, the sound of chattering around came to my ears.

"How can Spider-Man be so rude?!"

"I knew he was a hypocrite."

"What nonsense is he talking about?"

I sighed, there are those who like me and those who hate me.

Ordinary people are blindly obedient. They will think that I am a good neighbor today and irresponsible tomorrow.

Recently, with the emergence of more and more supervillains, which have more or less affected the lives and even the safety of ordinary people, I will be blamed if I do not do well—of course I can understand.

So I didn't intend to take what I said just now to heart, as long as I have no regrets in my heart.

Who knows that Deadpool is not happy.

He jerked the Spider-Man hood off his head suddenly, exposing his face.

I couldn't see it from behind him, but from the bumpy back of his head and the surprised reactions of the people around me, I knew it must be something bad.

"I'm Deadpool...that was all done by my brother just now, it has nothing to do with the little spider." He took out the samurai sword again, "Who said those words just now, come out and I promise not to hack you to death! "

Everyone took a step back, and then immediately dispersed like birds and beasts.

I go forward.

"You did a good job this time, Deadpool!" I patted him on the shoulder, "But you don't need to take off the headgear, as long as they can ensure personal safety, it doesn't matter if they say a few words about me."

Deadpool was obviously taken aback. He quickly lowered his head and put the hood back on. After putting it on, he lowered his head and reluctantly turned his head.

"Hey, little spider..." His voice suddenly stuck in his mouth.

I was a little confused, "what's the matter?"

"No, nothing..." He scratched his head.

I thought Deadpool was a bit strange, and it reminded me of the fact that he and I changed uniforms before, and I tugged at his collar, "That's right! Why did you change clothes with me! You... have you... ...Did you see anything you shouldn't see..."

After that, my voice lowered.

hateful!Why should I have a guilty conscience? It's obvious that he is messing around!

Who knows that I waited for a while, but Deadpool didn't even intend to answer, but just wandered into the sky in a daze.

Not long after, he suddenly stretched out his hands to cover his nose, and his body looked a little wobbly as if he was about to pass out.

"Are you talking?" I first reached out and snatched the spider web launcher he took back from the chameleon, and then asked, "Did you see anything you shouldn't see?" For example, my appearance or something.

After all, I can't take risks. Even if Deadpool is really better than the rumors I heard in the past, in case he accidentally leaks my identity out of his mind, I will be second. If my Aunt Mei and my friends So implicated... I dare not think.

Who knew that he nodded shyly.

I was startled, "Do you see who I am?"

Deadpool suddenly raised his head, "...That's not true, I covered my eyes when I took off your hood. But little spider, we are already in such a relationship, can't you let me know? ?”

To be honest, it doesn't really matter if I actually see it, as long as I can guarantee that I don't know me and my name and address... But I still feel that Deadpool is not very reliable, forget it.

Uh, wait, besides that, am I forgetting something more important?

Emmmm whatever.

"Let's talk about it." I nodded perfunctorily, then pulled him to a remote place and said, "Then can you take off your clothes and change them back with me?"

"Isn't it good to be so public? Although I don't mind, but does it affect the appearance of the city? It's not good if it scares the cats and dogs passing by~" He suddenly thought, but he didn't know why , I think he seems reluctant?

I was a little angry, "Don't talk nonsense! So who told you to change my clothes?"

As I said that, I pushed him into the corner of the alley, and then let the spider uniform on his body that should belong to me be pulled. He didn't resist but didn't cooperate very much. After a while, a deep piece of skin, a shallow piece of skin that seemed to be burnt, was exposed. come out.

Although he looks strong, his skin is very fragile.

I froze for a moment, then stretched out my hand to lightly touch the skin on his chest, raised my head cautiously and asked, "Is this... very painful?"

"No, I'm used to it... Don't you think it looks ugly like an old avocado?" He said briskly, but I always felt that his voice sounded a little nervous.

I thought about it, then shook my head, "Avocados are not like that, you are not green, and your uniform is not green either."

And when I raised my hand up to take off his hood, he reacted and murmured, "Oh~ yes, I'm not wearing a Green Lantern uniform... oh my god, you're so cute , I want to kiss you! Little spider, I want to kiss you..."

As he spoke, he suddenly clamped my forehead with both hands forcefully, and slammed his mouth against my nostrils.

This is not enough, still rubbing madly on my upper lip, which is probably the center of the human body?

Through the mask, I don't know why, I just feel confused - after all, Deadpool is so powerful, it can keep me in a state of confusion.

I feel like my face is deformed, so what the hell is he doing?

oh!I feel so much pain in my body!

I couldn't help covering his face with my palms in disgust and pushed him away, and then I planned to quickly change back into my uniform, Aunt Mei was still waiting for me to go home.

So I turned around with my back to him and took off my uniform.

Then I immediately remembered that something was wrong... It's impossible for me and his clothes to automatically switch to each other!

He he he he... Did he still see me? !