[Main curse back] The next door neighbor's surname is Xia You

Hui Yuanxiong looked at the sun above his head and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"It's so hot."

Jianren Qihai went out, and Wei Xia said that he would come back later, so now he is the only one left in the same grade.

Haibara Yuu yawned boredly.

Tomorrow there will be a more distant mission, but it is rare for three people to do it.

They have hardly acted together since Xia was promoted to the super class, and they still feel a little nostalgic when they think about it.

Hui Yuanxiong walked into the rest area, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw Xia Youjie who seemed to have just finished taking a shower, and his hair was dripping water.

"Ah! Senior Xia You!"

Xia Youjie recovered from the state of daze just now, "Oh, it's Huiyuan."

"Did you just finish the mission? You have worked hard." Hui Yuanxiong saw that the other party seemed a little tired, thinking that he had just finished the mission.

"No..." Xia Youjie stood up, walked to the vending machine, turned around and asked, "Would you like something to drink? I invite you." (Note 1)

"Hey!" Hui Yuanxiong's eyes lit up, "I want Coke!" (Note 1)

Xia Youjie chose a can of Coke and handed it to Hui Yuanxiong, while he bought a cup of coffee himself.

"What was Senior Xia You thinking just now?" Hui Yuanxiong took the drink and took a sip.

really!Cold Coke is definitely the TOP[-] choice in summer!

"Hmm...I was thinking." Xia Youjie pondered for a moment, then turned his head seriously and asked the junior sitting next to him drinking Coke, "Do you think it is better to have a small black house or to be tied up?"

"Puuuuuuuu-"

Hui Yuanxiong's eyes widened, what did he hear just now?Are you sure this is something that he, who is not yet an adult, can know? ?

Is this what senior Xia You would say! ?

Is that scum senior Xiayou who is so bad that he needs to take a big box of medicine, and can also dress up as a woman and even mess with men and women, so much so that he even has children!

Huh?Thinking about it this way, it seems that it is indeed possible to say such a thing.

Let Wei Xia be more careful in the future.

"Haibara, I think you're thinking something very rude right now."

Xia Youjie saw that Hui Yuanxiong didn't speak for a long time after he was choked, and he probably guessed that the other party misunderstood his meaning, and explained helplessly: "I was thinking about a spell—"

"You are Mr. Xia You?"

Accompanied by the sound of heels stepping on the floor, the long-haired woman with a good figure appeared on the stage in a handsome posture, "I ask you."

"What type of woman do you like?" (Note 1)

"..."

The air suddenly quieted down.

Xia Youjie raised his head and looked directly at the unknown visitor.

"Who are you?"

Hui Yuanxiong didn't think so much, he directly raised his hand and said: "I like women who eat a lot!" (Note 1)

Xia Youjie turned to look at him, not knowing what to say.

This kind of nature is definitely rare among conjurers.

However, Hui Yuanxiong is not just pure and natural, he is a natural black certified by Mixia.

He glanced at Xia Youjie who didn't want to answer, and directly revealed the other party's thoughts, "I also know that Senior Xia You likes, but Weiuuuuuuuh—"

"Huihara, no one will think you are dumb if you don't speak."

Xia Youjie had a gloomy face, and covered Hui Yuanxiong's mouth tightly with one hand, "You should stay away from Wei Xia, you are too deeply influenced by her, don't think that I don't know what you said on the forum .”

Originally, Qihai Jianren, who he was optimistic about, just ran to Weixia after a few missions, and came to him crying, how could there be such creatures as chickens and cats in the world. Xia's belt is crooked, and he will always "unconsciously" shake out some things that attract people's daydreams.

So after that, Xia Youjie tried his best to let Wei Xia go out with them on missions, not to mention Wei Xia's own wishes, the ability to influence others is too strong.He was afraid that Jianren Qihai would be tricked by chickens and cats in the future and wanted to quit the magic world.

Thinking about how difficult it is for him to single out two chickens and cats at the same time, compared to Qihai Jianren.

Xia Youjie couldn't help but shed bitter tears for himself.

He saw that Hui Yuanxiong had calmed down, let go of his hand, and signaled that the other party could leave first, and then turned his gaze to the woman in front of him.

"You should answer first, who are you?"

he asked again.

The other party raised the corners of his mouth and smiled without any warmth.

"Superior conjurer, 99 yuki, you should know it like that?" (Note 1)

"Oh."

99 Youji sat on the chair next to Xia Youjie, "It's too indifferent, Mr. Xia You, after all, we are both super class?"

"I've heard a lot of your rumors." She turned sideways, faced Xia Youjie, and gave a few examples casually, "It's like you have a child outside at a young age, and Let the other two super-classes be jealous of you or something."

Xia Youjie looked at 99 Youji stiffly, "Huh?"

"Oh, the latest gossip is that your child was obtained by drugs. After all, you..." 99 Youji glanced at Xia Youjie's lower body vaguely, "I realized that I asked the wrong question Now, I should ask you, what kind of men and women do you like."

Xia Youjie: "..."

My name is Xue Weixia, I'll knock your horse.

He pressed the throbbing veins on his forehead, "You don't really believe such outrageous rumors..."

"I think the credibility is quite high." 99 Youji looked at Xia Youjie's scalp numbly with a subtle look, "Don't you still want to lock your lover in a small dark room or something like a bondage play or something? , and still use this kind of question to consult the younger generation... I always feel that you are a bit perverted, Mr. Xia You."

summer oil.abnormal.Jie explained speechlessly: "No, I'm really just thinking about spells, I'm thinking about the cooperation between spells and spirits."

"Eh—is that so?" The other party obviously didn't believe it, but he didn't dwell on it, "Speaking of which, what about Ming Xuesang? She has done a lot of big things recently, and I've long wanted to expose her The high-level and their desks!"

"..." Xia Youjie found that the other party seemed very eager to try with black lines all over his head, but probably because he might not be able to get out after lifting it, so he didn't take any action, "She should come back soon Yes, I'm going to get something."

"Shrimp oil, you actually went to find another woman!!"

Saying that everyone has arrived, Wei Xia pushed open the door of the lounge, "Just now Haibara told me that you are dating a pretty big sister here!!"

She jumped straight at Xia Youjie, who caught her very skillfully.

I always feel that I have been explaining today, but Xia Youjie feels that it is necessary to say something in this situation: "I am not dating, let me introduce this person to you—"

"Shrimp oil, I am so kind to you, how can you sneak behind my back to find new wild flowers!"

Weixia took out a series of boxers from the bag she was carrying, "Look! I already bought you a new pair of pants! You usually wear black, it's too monotonous, I bought all the colors One piece, leopard print, stripes, checks, and even the triangle one—"

She couldn't say the following words anymore, because Xia Youjie had already punched her to the ground.

Wei Xia, died.

Xia Youjie sat back on the chair, ignored Weixia who was lying on the ground, and said to 99 Youji with a natural expression, "Where did we just talk?"

99 Yuki: "..." I don't really understand how you young people play.

"She's like this..."

"Ah, don't worry about her."

Xia Youjie didn't even give Weixia a look, and leaned back in his chair easily, "That's how she is, so why did you come to see me today?"

He brought the subject back.

"Actually, I just came to say hello. After all, we will get along well in the future." 99 Youji spread his hands, "Thinking that it is rare to return to China and take this opportunity to see what kind of people you are."

"Well, it's more interesting than expected, you guys."

99 stood up from the base station, stretched his waist, "By the way, you let go of the astral body, right?"

Under Xia Youjie's gradually wary eyes, 99 Youji smiled and signaled him to relax, "You don't have to look at me like that, I didn't come here for this."

"Anyway, Lord Tianyuan is very stable now. I don't know if there is a new astral body or a spare one. In short, don't worry." (Note 1)

she says.

"So, what kind of women does Mr. Xia You like?"

I didn't expect the other party to be so persistent.

Xia Youjie looked at the fan spinning on the ceiling, thinking absently.

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99 Yuki was riding a motorcycle, and her long hair was messed up by the strong wind.

Didn't expect the answer to be like this.

Thinking of the black-haired boy's answer just now, she turned the accelerator a little harder.

——It doesn't matter what type you like, you only like her because it's her.

Oh, that's a really good answer.

It seems that there may be many interesting things happening in the future.

Watching 99 Youji leave on his bicycle, Xia Youjie picked up Wei Xia who had fallen asleep lying on the ground unconsciously.

"Always so fond of causing trouble."

He carried him back to his room, casually threw him on his bed, picked up the fat cup that Wei Xia said he bought for him, and stuffed it into the corner of the wardrobe out of sight.

He decided that if Weixia wanted to steal his underwear again in the future, he would give her the ones in the bag.

She bought it herself anyway!This is also considered a return to the original owner!

After Xia Youjie poured out all the clothes in the bag, he heard the sound of heavy objects falling, and his eyes sharpened immediately after he pushed the clothes away curiously.

He woke up the girl who was sleeping soundly, picked up a book that had just fallen out of the bag, slammed it on Wei Xia's face, and said suppressing his emotions: "My name is Xue Weixia, explain this to me. What's up with this book?"

Wei Xia was still in a half-dream and half-awake state at first, but when she saw the other party's serious eyes, she immediately became serious too.

She took the book, flipped through it, and said in a serious tone: "Well, according to my unique judgment, this is a macho magazine."

"Greatly, you're quite upright, aren't you?"

Xia Youjie picked up the book, casually flipped through a few pages, and found that although the photos on each page basically had no dew point, they were almost as if they were exposed.

He turned to the back of the magazine, and there was a big "Do not buy when it is not full" written on it.

"..."

Xia Youjie grabbed Weixia's shoulders and shook wildly, "Didn't I just tell you not to use my money to buy pornographic books! And we are all underage! You used magic tricks to deceive the clerk again !!"

"Jie, calm down!" Wei Xia was so shaken that she almost threw up, "I have a reason for this!"

Xia Youjie stopped what he was doing, and motioned to Weixia blankly, now I will give you a chance to explain.

Wei Xia put on an inscrutable look, and looked at Xia Youjie with eyes that seemed to be full of wisdom, "Jie, I'm doing this for academic research, we can't look at this matter with colored eyes, What's more, I just want to know what the weakness of men is!"

"Looking at this kind of magazines to learn about men's weaknesses? You are promising, and now you have all the same reasons." Xia Youjie sneered.

"I made a decision."

He thought for a moment, and released the super-level spell spirit.

As soon as the curse spirit appeared on the stage, he directly opened the field of birth and pulled Weixia in who hadn't had time to react.

"If there are two choices, it really is the little black house."

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(Note 1) All are dialogues from the original work!

born in the field.

Wei Xia: Master Cursing Spirit, can you please let me out?It's so boring here!

Curse Spirit (the master ordered not to hurt her but not to let her out):  …

Weixia (threat): If you don't let me out, I'll stab you with a celestial hoko!

Curse Spirit:  …

May I ask whether it is better to be an obedient curse spirit or just become a dead curse spirit?Wait online, hurry up!

So one person and one curse spirit stared wide-eyed until Xia Youjie lifted the spell an hour later, and the curse spirit finally ended the biggest problem in his career as a curse spirit.

感谢在2021-09-0223:09:37~2021-09-0323:52:16期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 3 bottles of Jiuling; 2 bottles of Slowly; 1 bottle of Dancing Duck;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!