[Main curse back] The next door neighbor's surname is Xia You

Although Wutiao Maomao didn't feel anything, but as a cute cat, seeing Xia Youjie's forbearing expression and Weixia's sudden stuck voice, he could imagine what the situation was with the cat fur on his body.

Oh, the brat is playing big now.

He thought for a while, and now he was about to jump up and shout: Jie you pervert!It is still rare to be a person and pretend to be stupid silently.

However, it is impossible to be a human being!He is now a cute cat! (professed)

So Gojo Satoru stretched out his cat's paw and touched Xia Youjie's lower abdomen.

Meeting Xia Youjie's angry gaze, Gojo Wu's cat face nodded, "Jie, not bad."

Xia Youjie:? ? ? ?

Wei Xia jumped up in embarrassment, she turned her back, said in a flustered tone, "I, I, I will get some water first, and I will come back later!", opened the door, and rushed out.

Xia Youjie, who was sitting on the ground, put his big tail forward to cover himself, and looked at the five cats lying on his chest.

Feeling the murderous aura permeating Xia Youjie's body, Gojo Satoru added in a proud tone: "Jie, we are indeed the strongest!"

"Gojo Satoru, you fucking die!!"

However, Gojo Satoru had already swished and got under the bed.

Xia Youjie stood up, angrily wanting to catch the cat and beat him up, but the cat escaped too fast, considering his physical condition, he went into the bathroom first.

With a bang, he slammed the door shut.

Gojo Satoru, who was left with only his own cat, poked his head out from under the bed and thought for a while, jumped on the bed, and slid Xia Youjie's phone screen with the cat's meat ball, only to realize that he didn't know the other party's password.

Damn, being forced to become a cat has nowhere to put a cell phone.

Just about to give up, Gojo Satoru suddenly glanced at the screen saver of the other party's phone from the corner of his eye. It seemed that there was only a familiar cat lying on the bed and sleeping—well, he swore with his six eyes that the cat was definitely a kid.

The dark blue cat was mostly blocked by the password lock, and it would be impossible to see it if you didn't look carefully. In addition, Xia Youjie basically wouldn't let other people use the mobile phone randomly, so it was impossible to find this matter. Well, he's the only one.

Gojo Satoru, who suddenly discovered this kind of thing, suddenly felt like everyone was drunk and the only one was sober.

He got a little excited.

Jay is so boring!

So when Xia Youjie came out of the cold shower, what he saw was Gojo Satoru looking him up and down with his fluffy cat face.

Xia Youjie: ...

"Wu, what are you doing?" Xia Youjie said threateningly, obviously expressing that if Wutiao Wu brought up those things just now, he would definitely let Wutiao Wu understand what it means to kill a close friend to prove the way!

Gojo Satoru immediately pretended to be a well-behaved cat.

Xia Youjie's hair was disheveled, and the black hair was stained with water droplets and was dripping down a little bit. After looking around the room, he didn't see a hair dryer, so he directly summoned the spell spirit who could use the wind to dry his hair.

Gojo Satoru lamented in his heart how convenient it was to use the magic spell, and regretted that he couldn't honestly say that he was watching a pervert just now.

He felt that the top priority now should be to make Xia Youjie forget what happened just now, so he wagged his tail and brought up an irrelevant topic, "I was just wondering, are you so popular in junior high?"

It's a little hard to imagine that Xia Youjie, who would sneak up and trip him while he was walking, was actually liked by many girls in junior high school! ?When he was in junior high school, he didn't have any support clubs!

Obviously, I am more handsome in comparison!

Xia Youjie put on his clothes without paying much attention, "Probably, I didn't pay special attention to it, Wu should be very popular in junior high school too." With that face, there are definitely not a few people who confess to the other party.

"Ah, a lot!" Gojo Satoru pushed the little sunglasses on his cat's face, "Every girl will scream when they see me!"

scream?Xia Youjie thought about it, he didn't seem to pay attention to what other people thought of him, and the person in the class who communicated most often was probably the monitor.

Other than that, it seems almost all of them are with Weixia.

So he really has no impression of Zuojian Nana.

Just like most people don't pay attention to whether there are more leaves on the road they walked today.

Thinking of the client this time, Xia Youjie frowned.

Leaving aside Zuojian Naoko's hatred, Zuojian Nana's own mental state he can feel is not normal anymore.There is a trace of the curse spirit on her body, but there is no trace of the curse spirit. Why it only appears at night is also very interesting.

And he specifically named himself.

Suddenly, as if feeling something, Xia Youjie's fox ears stood up and his eyes narrowed.

"Jay."

Gojo Satoru jumped out of the bed, his whole body tensed up, "You can feel it too, transform me back."

"..." Xia Youjie looked Wujo Wu up and down, "I don't really want to see your naked body."

Yes, I forgot to change back to have no clothes.

Gojo Satoru thought for a while, and thought of a good way, "Ah, I thought of it, didn't you steal all of Weixia's clothes? Just take a few out and wear them for me."

Hearing this, Xia Youjie glanced at Wujo Wu with perverted eyes, and said in a very resistant tone, "Wu, Wei Xia is a girl..."

Gojo Satoru was puzzled, "What's the matter then? She always has looser clothes or something? Or a skirt is also fine...Jie, why are you getting farther and farther away from me?"

Completely away from Gojo Wu, Xia Youjie stood in a corner of the room and said in an unbelievable tone: "But if you wear a skirt, Wei Xia won't have boys' underwear—"

Xia Youjie fell silent suddenly.

As soon as he said it, he remembered one thing - Wei Xia really has fucking men's underwear! ! ! !

But that panties! !

It's him! !Xia Youjie's! ! !

He suddenly didn't want this best friend at all.

"Ah? Isn't it yours? I saw it this morning."

Wutiao Maomao raised her head and said innocently: "Hurry up and change me back, Weixia doesn't know if she can handle it, isn't she not good at dealing with curse spirits? Or do you want to give it to Weixia? It's just that I'm not sure if it's going to break."

Xia Youjie: ...

He, Xia Youjie, a super conjurer.

Now I really want to jump out of this window and escape to a place where there is no chicken or cat.

What kind of messy relationship is this? ? ?

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Wei Xia panicked and escaped from the room where Xia Youjie was.

Although she has read many pornographic books, the concept of two-dimensional things is completely different if there is one more dimension! !

She patted her flushed cheeks, trying to cool down, but the feeling just now kept lingering in her mind, causing her to feel that her body temperature was even higher!

No, no, how could I shrink back because of such a small matter!

Wei Xia shook her head, cheered herself up, and was about to walk back, but found that she had walked out of the mansion unknowingly.

It seems to be a garden, with many bright red roses planted.The flower garden seems to be well-maintained. Every rose is in full bloom, the colors are bright and dripping, and the leaves are still stained with water droplets. The whole garden is full of vitality.

She was about to go back along the same path when a male voice suddenly came from behind her.

"Oh, this lovely lady maid, is she lost?"

Wei Xia turned around, it was the housekeeper of this mansion, Li Nan.

Li Nan showed a gentle smile, and stroked his curly silver beard with his right hand, "Do you need my help, old man?"

"Mr. Li Nan." Wei Xia nodded to the old man, "Did you plant all the flowers here?"

"Yes, these are the children I have worked so hard to take care of, just like Miss Zuojian." The housekeeper Li Nan smiled, "I still remember that when I was young, Miss Zuojian always followed me and accompanied me. I will plant flowers together."

"Does it mean Miss Zuojian Nana?" Wei Xia asked, after all, there are two Miss Zuojian here.

"Ahh——" Linan took the hoe beside him and turned the soil in the open space, "That's right, it's Miss Nana."

"Oh."

Weixia crouched by the side and watched Li Nan's movements for a while, felt a little bored after watching for a long time, yawned, and planned to go back to find Xia Youjie.

Go catch up on sleep, but you still have to stay up late at night.

Wei Xia stood up, asked Li Nan about the route, then bid farewell to Li Nan who was digging the soil, turned and walked back to the mansion.

It was in the afternoon at this time, and the tall buildings just blocked the sunlight, and the original ornately decorated villas full of European style were covered in a shadow, making this place a bit gloomy.

Pulling open the wooden door carved with roses, just as she stepped up the stairs, Wei Xia keenly felt that the air became sticky in an instant, as if something filled the surroundings, tightly covering the prey inside.

Wei Xia raised his head, a curse spirit with a huge mouth and roses all over his body, using its hands connected to the body, like a centipede, clung tightly to the top of the spiral staircase.

This is simply challenging Weixia's aesthetics!

Leaving aside the fact that the curse spirit has roses growing on its body, the innumerable hands alone are enough to make Wei Xia want to directly take out the Tianni Hoko and give it to the other party like pulling out the shell of a shrimp. All hands are shaved!

"Didn't it say it would appear at night? It's only afternoon now? Does the mantra have no sense of time?" Wei Xia murmured, pulling out the Tenni Hoko.

As if feeling the threat of the weapon in Wei Xia's hand, the curse spirit uttered a cry of unknown meaning, and then backed away a little.

"It seems to be a bit wise." This curse spirit actually has the emotion of fear, and is smarter than imagined.

Forget it, I have found the curse spirit anyway, let's call it a day and get off work.

Weixia applied the spell to herself in a low voice. After feeling the effect of the spell, she exerted strength on her feet and appeared in front of the curse spirit in an instant. When she was about to swing the weapon in her hand, the spell spirit suddenly turned into Nana Zuojian look like.

"Wha—!" Wei Xia opened her eyes wide in surprise, abruptly stopped her hand movements, and Tianni Hoko Kankan stopped in front of Zuomi Nana.

She distanced herself from Zuojian Nana, and Anihoko pointed straight ahead, "Who the hell are you?"

"Mingxue..." Zuo Jian Nana lowered her head, the moonlight shining in from the window dyed her black hair with a layer of silver.

Wei Xia frowned, not daring to relax her vigilance.

It was clearly still in the afternoon just now, why is the moon already out?

What's this?Time-accelerated birth domain?

No, not possible.

Is this some kind of enchantment?

"why are you......"

Zuojian Nana raised her head, her eyes were calm, "Why does Master Xia You only see you forever."

"Huh?" Wei Xia was a little confused, "What do you mean?"

"No matter what I do, Lord Xia You never pays attention to me."

Zuojian Nana seemed unable to hide her sadness anymore, tears filled her eyes, "The only time he looked me in the face was because I told you to leave, Mingyu—"

She clenched her fists, and the shadow behind her gradually lengthened, "I've worked so hard, but I always get nothing."

"Ming Xuesang, you are different from me. You are like a natural light. You have appearance, ability, a happy family, and even many people who like you."

"Why..." Zuojian Nana lowered her eyes, "You even want to take away my Master Xia You?"

"Miss Zuojian, I think you seem to have made a mistake."

Wei Xiabi gestured for a pistol, and made a shooting motion to his right hand, and a spell bullet directly pierced the black shadow standing up from the shadow.

She narrowed her eyes and pointed her finger at the black-haired girl in front of her.

"Xia Youjie is nothing—"

The author has something to say:

Wei Xia, with a handsome tone and a handsome gesture, uttered curse words (.

Jie Ge: You are nothing, your whole family is nothing!

Future Jackie: Cough.

well!Now the three special grades are all through Jie Ge's underwear! !Now Wutiao can be said to have grown up wearing the same pair of underpants as Brother Jie!To become a super person in the future, the first hurdle is to go through Jie Ge's fat times first! (Looking at the God of Pure Love

Then I went to look at Wenye, and found that according to Dazai’s nature, plus Mika and Gojo... can this world still exist?