[Main curse back] The next door neighbor's surname is Xia You

When Xia Youjie looked at Wei Xia's suddenly enlarged face, and his own face reflected in the other's amber pupils, he hadn't reacted yet.

It wasn't until he felt something soft on his lips that he belatedly realized that he seemed to be kissed.

He finally understood why the heroine's mind would go blank when the heroine kissed him in those vulgar pornographic books that Wei Xia read.

At least he is really blank now.

It's like a gear is suddenly stuck by a small screw, and it can't work completely.

Before he could continue to diverge his thoughts, the pain and the smell of blood from his lips immediately brought him back to his thoughts.

He pushed Wei Xia away and wiped the corner of his mouth with his hand, it was really blood.

How could he forcefully kiss and bite? !

Xia Youjie was about to say something, when Wei Xia stretched out her tongue and licked her lips, licking away the trace of blood he left on her lips.

"..."

He raised his hand to cover his lips, his purple eyes seemed to be rolling, dim and unclear.

From now on, she must never be allowed to touch alcohol again!

The people who were eating melons saw that Gojo Wu wanted to say something, so they quickly stopped him, and Nitro even handed him a glass of wine, "Come on, let's do it."

"Huh? I don't drink alcohol." Gojo Satoru pushed Nitto's hand away, "Alcohol will prevent me from using spells."

"No, it has nothing to do with whether you like it or not." Niatz said solemnly, "I mean that if you break up in love, you should use alcohol to relieve your sorrow."

"...You're so right that I can't refute it."

Gojo Satoru suddenly realized, "After all, I can't destroy the human design!"

So he turned around, faced Xia Youjie who was thinking about something, and raised his hand to slap him.

"Snapped!"

Xia Youjie took a slap for no reason, and it was still from his best friend. He turned his head to look at Gojo Wu with a face of disbelief, "Why did you hit me???"

"Oh, the character I set up for myself is the role of a flat wife after knowing that my husband has another main palace, so according to the understanding of the role, I should slap my hands when I see you two cheating."

Gojo Satoru explained seriously, then immediately changed his mood, and threw himself into Xia Youjie's arms with a super fake high-pitched voice, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

"I'm not you, Ana! You slap me for this reason?? And Japan is monogamous now!" Xia Youjie punched Gojo Wu, and finally felt that it was not enough to relieve his anger and went straight to the foot Kicked fiercely, "If you put this kind of seriousness into the task, how many tasks can we complete earlier!?"

"Jie...I was just joking cough cough..." Wujo Wu under Xia Youjie's feet weakly waved the white flag.

"I'm just talking, talking, playing, and laughing!"

Gojo Satoru sensed Xia Youjie's anger, and took advantage of the gap to escape to Qihai Jianren's back, "But when it comes to tasks, Wei Xia is no less troublesome than me! Why do you only talk about me!"

"...that's different!"

Gojo Gojo suddenly seemed to know something, and complained: "You are a double standard!"

"I have double standards, don't hide behind Qi Hai!" Xia Youjie raised his hand, planning to cast the spell.

Gojo Satoru looked at the opponent's gestures, and he raised the corners of his mouth, showing a fighting spirit, "Do you want to fight? Come on!"

"Can you stop dragging me into the water..." Jianren Qihai felt speechless, and there were two seniors who didn't know what to say.

"Wait, you two stop fighting!" An Geji looked at Xia Youjie in horror, "If you fight here, the izakaya will be bombed!"

"What are you doing?" Wei Xia, whose reaction arc had become very long, finally spoke at this moment, and asked in a puzzled tone, "Are you going to fight? I want to too!"

She stood up unsteadily and raised her hand to apply to join the battle.

"..." The atmosphere was instantly destroyed, and the two of them couldn't fight anymore.

Gojo Wu put on the sunglasses that came off when he was beaten by Xia Youjie just now, walked up to Weixia, and looked down at him with his height, "You're quite drunk, the kind that makes you mess up when you're drunk. Is it the type of relative?"

Wei Xia looked at Wu Tiao Wu's lips which opened and closed, and tilted his head.

Xia Youjie keenly noticed Wei Xia's gaze, and stretched out his hand in horror as if he understood something for a moment, trying to stop Wei Xia——

Unexpectedly, Wei Xia turned her head and threw herself into the embrace of Nitzi behind her, raised her head and wanted to stick it on the other's lips, but Nitzi's eyes quickly blocked it.

Gojo Satoru who was ignored: Hello?Does this mean disgust? ?

"Puchi." Xia Youjie couldn't help laughing when he saw Gojo Satoru being subconsciously disgusted by Weixia.

"Jie, what are you laughing at?" Wujo Wutiao looked ferociously at Xia Youjie who was giggling aside.

"It's okay, Wu." Xia Youjie put his hands on Wutiao Wu's shoulders, and comforted him, "There will always be someone who only looks at your face."

"what??"

"Hahaha, Gojo Satoru, you still have today!" An Geji laughed loudly without mercy, "I don't think you will ever find a girlfriend in your life!"

"Ah? That's right."

Did not get the expected reply, An Geji was taken aback, and found Wujo Satoru squatting in front of Weixia who was sticking to the glass, pointing his hand at his face, "Look, Weixia, there is a handsome guy here, and there is a cat Ear, do you want to kiss me?"

Wei Xia tilted her head, and said in confusion: "But, I also have cat ears." After speaking, the cat ears on her head moved obediently.

Ah, forgot.

Gojo Satoru took off his sunglasses, revealing his blue eyes, "Then look at my eyes, aren't they beautiful?"

"Hey! Enlightenment!"

Wei Xia stared at Wujo Wu's eyes for a long time, stretched out his hand, as if he wanted to touch it, and then when Wujo Wu confidently waited for the other party to touch him without blinking, Wei Xia's hand gesture Suddenly transformed into scissorhands, and poked it directly!

"Depend on!"

Gojo Satoru immediately jumped back out of Weixia's attack range. Fortunately, he just activated the no-lower-limit spell immediately, otherwise he might become the first person in history to lose his six eyes, "You little brat What is your intention! You actually want to poke my eyes! You are too insidious!"

"Can't poke it?"

"nonsense!"

Xia Youjie watched these things happen, and finally couldn't help it, "Hahahaha, I realized that you have today."

Angeji also pointed at Gojo Satoru and laughed, "Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, you're the only person who wants to kiss you like a drunkard! Drunk people will pick a partner!"

Gojo Satoru was so irritated by these two people, "Forget about Jie, diva, do you think Wei Xia will kiss you!"

"Ah? Let's try it!" An Geji approached Wei Xia, who was stunned for a moment, and stretched out her head to lick the singer, but Xia Youjie covered her mouth to stop her.

Angeji showed a triumphant smile, "Look! Wei Xia is the only one who can't do it!"

"..." Damn this brat!

Gojo Satoru was not reconciled, he pointed to Hui Yuanxiong who was eating melons and Nanami Jianren who didn't want to mix with this group of people and said, "Why don't they try it too! Maybe it's just that they don't kiss boys."

Xia Youjie who covered Weixia:?

Wei Xia blinked, twisted her body, broke free from Xia Youjie's shackles, and pulled out the Tianni Hoko from the bottom of her skirt, "Wujo! Let's fight!"

Gojo Gojo was stunned for half a second, but Weixia had already rushed over with the Tenni Hoko, so he had no choice but to...run away!

Nonsense, he knows the evil ways of that weapon, so why would he insist on carrying it with him!

And if there was a real fight, the izakaya here would be directly destroyed by the two of them, and they would be scolded by Mr. Night Moth afterwards, which would be very troublesome to think about.

That's why he has a lot of adults, so he doesn't want to care about this stinky brat!

The two of them ran around the box several times, until Wei Xia accidentally tripped herself because of her dizzy head and fell to the ground, and finally ended the chase.

Xia Youjie pulled him up, and found that Wei Xia only had a red spot on his forehead, and everything else was fine, except that his eyes closed and closed as if he was about to fall asleep.

"Weicha? If you want to sleep, you can sleep for a while—"

"No!" Weixia insisted, she stuffed the Tianni Hoko to Xia Youjie, pointed at Wujo Wu, and subconsciously used the magic power to weave words, "You can't do it!! There is a kind of head-on fight with me ah!"

Generally, if Weixia wants to use a spell, if it is a single person, as long as there is a designated target, it can be cast, but if it is a multi-person situation, unless the voice is only enough for one person to hear, otherwise it is necessary to bring the name as the designated target, otherwise …

Everyone present, especially the males, suddenly felt that some sort of spell was acting on them.

"..."

The place was quiet.

Hui Yuanxiong suffered for no reason, but after all, it is related to his happiness for the rest of his life, so he can only bravely ask, "Senior Xia You... Wei Xia's spell should not work forever... ...?"

"Should...not be."

Xia Youjie forced a smile and raised his hands to cover his face.

He and Satoru may be okay, and it will be fine after resisting for a while, but he really doesn't know if there is a way to cancel the strengthened Weixia's spell...

Jianren Qihai looked at the ceiling, his eyes straightened.

He shouldn't be drinking with this group of people!

Conjurers are a fucking bunch of shit! !

The author has something to say:

Wei Xia: None of you can do it.

Everyone: ? ? ?

The next chapter should be about Jack turning into a fox.

Originally, I had to choose for a long time between the rational transformation into a cat and the unreasonable but more similar character transformation into a fox, and finally decided to challenge the fox!

Anyway, there was no such thing as rationality from the very beginning!

Then I want to write about knives... (Wang Tian

感谢在2021-08-2211:11:35~2021-08-2311:28:25期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Qingsui; 161155453 bottles; 2 bottles of Jiuling;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!