[Main curse back] The next door neighbor's surname is Xia You

After writing the report and reporting to Ye Mo Zhengdao that the task was completed, Xia Youjie first sent Fu Heihui home, and then returned to the high school in the magic spirit.

He put the two cats down, opened the door and returned to the room, thinking that he could finally rest... Wait, why did these two cats come in together? ?

"You guys?!" Xia Youjie watched the two cats whizzing and scurrying into his bed, and immediately strode over, quickly picked up the two cats and threw them out of the bed, "Don't you guys have your own cats? Room? Why do you still squeeze into my place?"

"Well..." Wei Xia thought for a while, "Because we are cats?"

"It looks like a cat and I can't brush my teeth or anything, so I can only rely on you, Jie, we are best friends, right?" Gojo Satoru unconsciously swept his long tail.

"Anyway." Wei Xia threw herself on Xia Youjie's bed, "I'm going to sleep here today!"

"That's Lao Tzu's position!" Wujo Wu also rushed onto the bed and kicked Weixia off the bed.

"Hey? Then I'll sleep on the chest of the shrimp oil!" Wei Xia who was kicked off was not discouraged, instead she threw herself into Xia Youjie's arms, and said confidently: "It's normal for a cat to sleep on the chest or something! "

It's really good to have seen the other person's figure by accident a few times before, so this time, it's a profit to be able to sneak directly this time!

Shrimp breasts! ! !I'm a little excited just thinking about it!

"..." Xia Youjie was speechless, "You all go back to your room...and Wei Xia, what's the matter with the drool around your mouth??"

Wei Xia tilted her head and pretended to be stupid, "Is there any? How can the little cat have any evil intentions? You must be wrong."

"Then I want to sleep together too!" Gojo Satoru immediately issued an application.

"Five." The kitten showed its short paws, "Let's fight! Whoever wins will get the shrimp oil (chest)!"

"Come on!" Wujo Satoru also showed his claws, eager to try, "I will not lose!"

"Wait—"

Before Xia Youjie could finish his words, he was horrified to find that the two cats fought each other again, jumping up and down and destroying the room that had been cleaned up so hard that it looked like it had been bombed by a spell.

This destructive power is also absolute.

Xia Youjie had veins throbbing on his forehead, and pulled the two cats away, "You guys! How many times are you trying to destroy my room!!"

"Sorry, cats have a habit." Wei Xia spread his paws, "I want to hit another cat when I see it."

"Now it's Maomao, Maomao can't control it!" Gojo Satoru shook his tail.

"Cats don't have this habit!! You two guys! Don't stigmatize cats!"

Xia Youjie was so angry that he wanted to throw the two cats outside and put them in confinement, but soon, he remembered the things he bought this morning, sneered, summoned the magic spirit, and took out two pots and writing from its mouth. A bag with the word "cat litter" in big letters.

He smiled and poured the cat litter into the litter box, and then pushed it in front of the two cats, "Come on, it's a cat, right? You need this to go to the toilet."

Two cats: "..."

"Uh, I think for things like going to the bathroom, we go to the bathroom by ourselves-"

"It's a cat, right?"

"..."

Gojo Wu rushed out of the door, only Wei Xia was caught by Xia Youjie because his legs were not running fast.

He closed the door, and there was only one cat and one person in the room.

"Shrimp oil, I think this..." Weixia Maomao backed away slowly until it touched the wall, "This kind of play is a bit too exciting."

Xia Youjie directly picked up the kitten that was still trying to escape, and said kindly, "Be good, cat litter, you must learn it."

Wei Xia seemed to be able to see the black aura behind Xia Youjie!

She froze her body, her eyes showed fear, "Shrimp oil, you are serious, aren't you?"

"right."

He put the stiff kitten in the litter box, and then said what Wei Xia was most afraid of at the moment.

"let's start."

Wei Xia sat on the sand and dared not move.

Xia Youjie stroked the cat from the nape of the neck to the tail, which was completely different from the usual way of simply stroking the fur, which stimulated the kitten crazily.

etc!This is how cats are sensitive!Wei Xia was shocked.

"Wait, uh... I always think your gestures are so obscene, Jay!"

"Will it be?" The hand continued.

"...Hmm!" Wei Xia couldn't stand being touched, she got up and ran away from Xia Youjie's hand, "No, play cats normally!"

"Huh? Is this normal?" Xia Youjie sat down cross-legged, propping up his chin with his palms, resting his elbows on his knees, and said with a half-smile, "What's wrong with you?"

"No, it's nothing." Wei Xia wagged her tail, walking back and forth a little anxiously.

"Then hurry up and use it to see this cat litter. At that time, the clerk recommended it to me for a long time, saying that it has no odor."

"..."

No matter how low the lower limit is, Wei Xia still has this degree of shame.She threw herself into Xia Youjie's arms, rubbed her head against him, and said coquettishly, "Shrimp Oil, I was wrong, I was wrong, don't be angry."

Xia Youjie rubbed the kitten's soft fur, "Didn't you say it was a cat?"

"No, no, it's not a cat, it's not a cat." Wei Xia shook her head hastily.

"Forget it this time, if there is a next time...you should understand..." Xia Youjie picked up the kitten and turned into the bathroom, found a basin and filled some water, and tested it with his hands The temperature, after confirming that the temperature is just right, he lifted Wei Xia into the basin, "Okay, let me help you take a bath, it's dirty when you go out today."

"Hey?"

Wei Xia stood in the shallow water basin with a dazed face, "What do you mean?"

"Taking a shower?" Xia Youjie said with a serious face, "You don't know how to lick your fur, right? Is your hair dirty from fighting with the curse spirit today? The abdomen is covered with blood and dust."

When he was holding it just now, he felt that some of the hairs were already knotted, and he had to take a bath. He didn't want to lie on the same bed with a dirty cat.

Seeing whether Xia Youjie was serious about reaching out to help her wash, or whether it was the delicate abdomen, Wei Xia immediately refused nervously, "No, no, I'll just wash it myself."

"Huh?" Xia Youjie looked at the very resistant kitten suspiciously, "You don't hate water like cats do you?"

"Although I really understand why cats hate water...but it's not the reason! Anyway, I can wash it myself!" Weixia felt the wet fur on her body, and her whole body became more bulky And sticky, I subconsciously flicked my hair.

"Wei Xia..." Xia Youjie was thrown water from his face because of the close distance, he raised his hand to wipe away those drops of water, feeling a little helpless, "You can't wash it yourself, maybe you have to use it To lick the soap with your tongue?"

Imagine the picture of your mouth full of bubbles after licking the bath liquid.

It seems to make a lot of sense, it's really hard to wash off my cat face... Wei Xia looked at her little meaty claws and was convinced.

But, is this the first time a peony like me bathes the opposite sex? ?

It seems a little too exciting! !

Xia Youjie supported the kitten's body with one hand so that the kitten could lie on his palm easily, and with the other hand, he pressed some bath liquid and applied it to the kitten's fine and soft hair.

It is different from the gestures of stroking cats at other times, because it is to wash off the dirt on the body, Xia Youjie washes it very carefully.

However, carefulness also means that the speed will not be very fast. Feeling Xia Youjie's hands gradually washing the hair on his upper abdomen, Wei Xia's head went blank.

Ah this.

She looked up at the clean and tidy bathroom. There were black toothbrushes and white mouthwash cups on the sink. Even the towels used to wipe her body were white and black.

Does this guy with shrimp oil have some kind of cleanliness?

Almost the entire room is composed of black, gray and white gray scales, I'm afraid there is no obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Put some of my... next time, at least a little more color.Wei Xia nodded secretly in her heart.

After Xia Youjie washed the kitten off his hand, the other party still stared blankly at his towel without moving, and asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

He picked up a white towel beside the kitten and wrapped it around the kitten. After carefully drying off the water droplets on the kitten's body, he picked up the hair dryer.

Forced to face the reality instead, Wei Xia turned her head to look at Xia Youjie's face, which was carefully helping her wipe her body, and said very seriously: "Shrimp oil, I will marry you in the future."

"Ah?" Xia Youjie didn't quite understand where this conclusion came from, and patted the other person's head helplessly, "What are you thinking again, and according to what you said, I should marry you. "

Weixia wrinkled her cat face and thought it was right, so she handed the other party her own pink cat paw as if she had made a major compromise, "Well, feel honored! I will give you this to marry me Opportunity!"

Xia Youjie squeezed the meat ball and said decisively, "I don't want it."

It feels pretty good in the hand, no wonder so many people still rush forward to become Maomao's shit shoveler even if they are bullied by Maomao.

"Hey!?" Wei Xia revealed shock with her eyes, "You actually rejected the cute cat?!"

"Yes, I refuse."

Xia Youjie fiddled with Weixia's hair a little, and turned off the hair dryer after making sure it was all dry.

He got up and walked back to the bathroom, intending to deal with the tragedy of being thrown all over by the other party.

Wei Xia, who was still immersed in the shock of being rejected, thought about it, is this considered as being prostituted for nothing! ?

You have touched my whole body (hair) and you still refuse me!

Xia Youjie!It's scum! !

She was so angry that she grabbed the towel that had just wiped her body a few times, but unexpectedly, because the claws were too sharp, the towel was immediately pulled out with several threads that were wrapped around the cat's claws.

Wei Xia tried to wave the cat's paw, and found that the thread of the towel became tighter and tighter with her movements.

"..."

Xia Youjie had just finished taking a shower at this time, and his slightly wet black hair was still dripping water. As soon as he opened the bathroom door, he saw the scene where the cat was demolishing the house.

He narrowed his eyes slightly, and stretched out his hand to pick up Wei Xia.

"Shrimp oil, your eyes are already very small, don't squint, they will disappear." Wei Xia jumped out suddenly.

Just after he finished speaking, he looked at the other party's dark ashen face, and then realized what he had just said.

Her desire to survive immediately came online, "No, I mean, what, you are very handsome, really, even if you don't look at your eyes, you are still very handsome, the type I like."

"Sleep in the bathroom tonight."

"Hey?"

The Weixia cat who was directly thrown into the bathroom was stunned, looking at the door that was mercilessly closed in front of him, pawed and pulled a few times, but the door still remained silent.

"Shrimp oil! Shrimp oil! You are cruelty to animals!" Wei Xia began to wail, "We agreed to sleep together!"

"I thought about it, it's better for a cat like yours, which is full of yellow waste, to sleep there." Through a door, Xia Youjie's voice came over vaguely.

"Hey! I was wrong about the shrimp oil! I was really wrong! You are so handsome! Don't do this, I want to sleep on the bed too——" Cat's Claw started to slam the door again, making a harsh noise.

"If you continue to disturb my sleep, I will throw you out."

The sound of claws scratching the door suddenly disappeared.

Weixia comforted herself thinking, well, at least there is a towel or something in the bathroom to lie down on, which is better than sleeping in the open air.

She tore off the towel on the side, moved a place by herself, got in and closed her eyes, suddenly changing from a human to a cat, too many things happened, Wei Xia, who was mentally exhausted, fell asleep after a while.

After a few minutes, there was no more noise in the bathroom. The black-haired boy gently pushed open the door of the bathroom. He sighed and bent down to pick up the kitten who was curled up in a ball because of the cold floor. , placed beside his bed.

It's really cute to sleep without making a fuss.

The black-haired teenager stroked the kitten's head and lay down on the bed together.

The kitten who was originally placed by the bed seemed to feel the warmth of the people beside him, and unconsciously got into the boy's arms.

"I really can't help you."

Xia Youjie touched the kitten's soft ears and spoke softly.

"Good night, Mixia."

The author has something to say:

I want Jackie's boobs too! (makes a strange proclamation

感谢在2021-08-1920:36:27~2021-08-2010:25:15期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 4 bottles of Jiuling;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!