There's always a paranoid staring at me [Quick Transmigration]

She forcefully opened Bai Key's body, and said bewitchingly: "Tonight is your night of indulgence, you can do whatever you want. After tonight, if you let me know that you still have any act of presumptuousness, Bai Key, I will Even if I try my best to send you to the next reincarnation, I still want you to understand that you... are my bottom line."

After the harsh words, her voice was much gentler. Zhai Qingyang said with a smile: "You like to call me aunt, then I will let you call me enough! Let you know that what is called a mother is a mother, okay?"

Bai Key didn't want to mention how he got here that night, and the system did stay in the small black room for a whole week, so much so that it almost forgot that it was taking the host with it, not on vacation.

The moment the light came, the system seemed to be very Buddhist, and it greeted Bai Key with an ethereal voice: "Long time no see, how are you?"

Bai Key's voice was completely hoarse, and he couldn't make any sound, so he could only make mouth shapes: "You finally came out, hurry up, help me to block the feeling, I can't feel it anymore, I'm going crazy." She Now you can reach the G. point with a little touch, and you can even urinate on the spot.

Before he knew it, tears had covered his entire face, Bai Yao cried and said, "I miss you so much these days, I am so miserable."

After a while, the system suddenly said, "Why don't you speak?"

Bai Key: "?" Why are you blind?

The system suddenly realized: "I see, you can't speak, right? Okay, but what I see now is you are all mosaics. I have nothing to say to you. I recently reported a few tea ceremony and events on the Internet. Flower arrangement class, go to class first."

Bai Key: "!" So my life is not as important as your class?

After spending a dark week, Bai Yao spent half a month of black and white in bed.

Half a month later, Bai Key was finally able to make a sound. She lay paralyzed on the bed with no love in her life, and weakly called the system: "Help me play some small and refreshing videos."

The system was doing homework, and randomly found a movie for her.

It seems that a woman is making hot dogs in the dining car and selling them to passers-by. She leans half of her body out of the window and asks everyone with a smile what they want to buy.

Everyone felt that her expression was a bit strange, but they never expected that there was a woman in the dining car, and that woman was holding several hot dog sticks and was feeding them to the serving woman.

Bai Key glanced at it and vomited it out. The system froze for a moment, and said in disbelief: "Are you really pregnant? Can't tell, Zhai Qingyang is so powerful? Then should you call her grandma or mother when you give birth to her?" ?”

Bai Key: "...!" Her eyes were filled with nausea, she suppressed retching and said, "Turn it off, turn it off quickly, I don't want to see that kind of picture again in my life, and I don't want to hear... that Character."

System: "?" Isn't it, sex change?

The system found a lot of photos, ranging from heavy to mild, and showed them to Bai Key one by one. Bai Key almost spit out his gallbladder because of the excitement.

Bai Key struggled and said, "Do you want me to die?"

The system was surprised: "Have you really changed your sex? Are you not going to have sex from now on?"

"Wow——" Bai Yao took another big mouthful, vomiting endlessly, she swallowed hard, "Please don't say those words, I'm going to die."

System: "Isn't meat okay?"

Bai Yao spat out another mouthful of sour water: "Don't mention it!"

The system felt that it was doing well again, and it finally didn't have to go to those classes that were not available. It even couldn't believe it: "Then we..."

Bai Key swore: "From today onwards, I will work hard to complete the tasks and be a useful pillar for this society!"

The system felt that as long as she straightened her mind and stopped being a person who is harmful to the world, it would be the greatest comfort to the world.

But the prodigal son turned his back on the gold and didn't change it. It was hard for the system to throw cold water on her, and it was rare for her to cheer her up, saying that she would definitely succeed.

The two of them talked more and more vigorously, as if they mentioned a BMW in the WeChat Moments this morning and drove a Maserati tomorrow.

Until the door was suddenly pushed open, Zhai Qingyang came in with a tray, a strong smell of meat spread in the room, Zhai Qingyang looked at Bai Yao: "You have been too weak these two days, I specially stewed pigeons for you Soup, make up for it..."

Before the words finished, Bai Yao let out a wow, unable to spit out the sour water, and finally rolled his eyes and passed out.

When Bai Key woke up, he saw Zhai Qingyang guarding her bedside, staring at her intently, and immediately got goose bumps all over his body. He shrank his head subconsciously and looked at her in fear.

"Does it still hurt?" Zhai Qingyang asked.

It hurts, how could it not hurt, there is no place in the whole body that does not hurt, especially the waist, it is sore and painful, it almost kills Bai Yao.

"Eat something, I'll give you a massage." Zhai Qingyang said, then turned around to serve her soup, seeing that Bai Yao was about to retch again, she said in advance, "It's not that, it's tofu fish head soup."

After Bai Key heard this, his nausea dissipated a lot, but he still had no appetite.

I don't want to eat, but I dare not say it.

Zhai Qingyang took a spoon and stirred while gently blowing cool: "I found that your milk is quite low, this is just right for milk, drink more."

"...cough, cough, cough." Bai Yao almost choked on her own saliva, she looked at Zhai Qingyang in disbelief, and then at the soup in her hand, her eyelashes almost flew up in the blink of an eye.

Girl, what are you talking about, what is this thing?

Even if you haven't studied medicine, you still have to try a little bit. Can a woman in your family who has never given birth produce milk?

Or can you? !

Zhai Qingyang took a sip of the soup, felt that the temperature was about the same, took a spoonful and brought it to Bai Yao's mouth: "You forgot, you kept saying that you were pregnant with my child, and begged me to let you go, and I see that your belly is so big, There will be six or seven in less than seven or eight months, and it's almost time to have milk..."

Bai Key said that the guy lay on his chest and sucked and sucked, his chest was so swollen, so it was this.

Girl, you are so real, blood can come out, and there will be no milk.

Don’t drink it, don’t drink it, if you force me to drink it, I’ll spit it out for you.

Bai Key's eyeballs rolled around, and she was about to speak, but was cut off by Zhai Qingyang; "If you are not pregnant, or if you are still young, then you don't need to rest, or we..."

Bai Yao snatched the soup bowl from Zhai Qingyang's hand, and drank it down in one gulp. Zhai Qingyang was stunned. Thanks to her strong mental quality, she soon recovered.

The fish soup was a bit fishy, ​​and after drinking such a big bowl, Bai Yao felt a little nauseous, she wrinkled her nose and forcibly endured it.

If there is a mixed smell of milk and pumpkin, Bai Yao sneaks into his nostrils, Bai Yao secretly glanced at Zhai Qingyang, his lips moved, before he could say anything, but Zhai Qingyang seemed to understand her every movement, every look in her eyes , or even a very small micro-expression, she took the lead and said: "Your favorite pumpkin cheese is steamed in the kitchen, and I'll ask them to bring it over after dinner."

Bai Key rubbed her belly, she didn't really want to eat, she frowned slightly, and Zhai Qingyang knew it again.

Zhai Qingyang said: "Just one bowl of soup is not enough. You eat it alone, and two people make up for it. Of course, you have to eat a little more. I will put another bowl of soup, and you eat with rice."

Threats, definitely threats, especially when Bai Yao was rubbing her belly, Zhai Qingyang looked at her softly and gently, as if Bai Key was really his wife in love who was pregnant with her child.

Zhai Qingyang raised his hand and wanted to rub her head, but before he touched Bai Yao, Bai Yao was so frightened that he quickly shrank to the foot of the bed, holding his head with both hands: "No...don't..."

Zhai Qingyang paused, and Bai Yao realized later that she really just wanted to touch her. She glanced at Zhai Qingyang with some embarrassment, just in time to catch a trace of loss and sadness in the other's eyes, and Bai Yao pursed her lips. , snatched the fish soup and rice from Zhai Qingyang's hand, and while snorting and chopping the rice, carefully peeked at her.

Zhai Qingyang's face paused slightly, his eyelids drooped, and he put away all his emotions in an instant, stood up and said, "Don't worry, as long as you behave better, this kind of thing won't happen again."

? ! ! !

This kind of thing, do you mean what you do?

No!

System: "???" Wait a minute, didn't you just say that you don't want to watch that kind of movie in the future?What are you thinking now?

Bai Key didn't feel blushing at all, and said without shame: "If you eat too much at one time, you will get hurt. If you eat too much, it will definitely be disgusting, but who can guarantee that I won't want to eat it again after a long time. I call it taking a long-term perspective." Look at the problem! You have a holistic view!"

System: "?" Are you taking me for a fool?No, I'm simply an idiot!What kind of determination, what kind of slogan, but thanks to it, it even praised and boasted about Rainbow P against its will, what is it if it is not a fool?

Now it's stupid to be entangled with her here whether I am stupid or not. The system was in a trance for a while, opened the course software, and continued several lessons for myself.

Bai Key didn't know anything about the world system that she made suspicious of, and she almost saw through the world of mortals. She was still praying in her heart. When Zhai Qingyang said such things, he must not refer to things he likes to do in general. Doing a big job will hurt your body.

Seeing Bai Key's brows tightened, her thin lips tightly pursed, and her slender peach eyes slightly narrowed into crescent shapes, as if she was thinking about some important event, Zhai Qingyang couldn't hold back, and stretched out his hand to pinch her nose: "Obviously You can be good, but you insist on going against me, you just know that I love you."

Seeing that Bai Key's spirit was much better, she finally let go of her hanging heart. After watching Bai Key after eating, she lifted the quilt and said, "The injury on my body is not serious, and there will never be any scars. Don't worry." .”

She checked it carefully and said, "Let me prescribe medicine for you."

Applying the medicine reminded Bai Yao of that dark period again. She shrank unconsciously, showing a panicked look, but the moment Zhai Qingyang looked over, she tried her best to force herself to open it, revealing the softest and most harmless His belly was exposed to her boldly and presumptuously.

After all—the drama is going to be done, and the future sex and happiness life must be preserved!

Bai Yaoming was sick, but in fact he was detained by Zhai Qingyang and couldn't get out, and he couldn't see anyone except her.

She was locked in the room every day, and a bed was basically all her range of activities, and she didn't even need to get out of bed to eat. Zhai Qingyang served her meticulously and comprehensively like a paralyzed patient.

Bai Yao, who was imprisoned, was almost ashamed, and came out on the bed all day. Life was watching SpongeBob SquarePants, and his dreams were like catching jellyfish and getting electrocuted. His whole body was numb, soft when touched, soft when touched Just running water.

As for the system, it does not take more than an hour to leave the small black room every day, and when it comes out, it is still full of mosaics.

But it's used to it, it's not irritable at all, and it can even ignore the mosaic and browse through its chicken soup for the soul.

After being loosened by the old ox for another night, every muscle of Bai Yao became soft. She rubbed her sore muscles and complained, "Will she not get tired of eating too much meat?"

Bai Key rubbed his uncomfortable stomach: "I'm about to throw up."

The system said slowly; "I can provide [-] ways to die and shield you from all pain in all directions."

Bai Key: "..." I think I can still save it.

System: "..." I don't think it's necessary, I'll die early and be reborn sooner.

Fortunately, Bai Key has just negotiated a big deal, even if he really lies in bed with nothing to do and sits and eats for a few years, it will not be a big problem.

Just when she thought she could lie flat enough to get tired of the world and Zhai Qingyang, Murphy's Law appeared.

The task object is looking for something for her again.

"What did you say? Go up to the mountain to become a nun?" After hearing the steward's report, Bai Yao was stunned, "Are you sure Miss Biao said so?"

The butler looked helpless: "Yeah, I packed up my luggage and said I'll leave in two days. The carriage at home is not allowed to be used. Miss Biao has lost her boss's temper and is asking to hire someone from outside."

Bai Key: "Let the word out, don't let anyone take this business."

The butler said with a bitter face: "Do you need to order this? I have already said hello, but Miss Biao became even angrier after guessing, and said that she would have to go up the mountain even if she was walking. This old slave really had no choice but to come to find him." The young master has an idea."

What can I do, she just wants me to marry her, but...

Bai Key glanced at Zhai Qingyang, who had been tidying up the closet with his back turned to her from just now, and felt that even if it was just a thin back, she could feel a strong murderous aura, so she couldn't help shivering. I didn't notice anything unusual.

He arched his hands and said respectfully: "Young master, I don't know what happened, but the marriage between the young master and Miss Biao was arranged by the master. Over the years, no one knows that Miss Biao is already the mistress of the Bai family. The wedding was temporarily put on hold when Jia Xiao was in the body. You are young and playful now, but the old slave knows that you have been a sensible child since you were a child. It doesn’t matter if you are fascinated for a while, just don’t make a big mistake.”

What it means is that you can play with Zhai Qingyang, but you still have to marry Miss Cousin in the end. You must not push your cousin too far, and be careful chasing your wife to the crematorium.

Hearing this, Bai Key was terrified, and sweated for the old housekeeper.

Bai Key's heart trembled, and he kept winking at the housekeeper: "Stop talking, I'm afraid you won't be able to walk out of the door of this room."

But the butler couldn't understand it at all, and continued to ramble on and on.

Bai Key had no choice but to reprimand in a low voice: "Stop talking."

But the housekeeper seemed to be admonishing: "Master, you should go and persuade Miss Biao in person, if it gets out, it will not be good for Miss Biao's reputation."

This makes sense, after all, if a girl's family wants to become a monk because of a man, even if she gets married in the future, it will be a thorn in the heart of her husband's family.

The system whispered: "You really can choose to die."

Bai Key: "?"

The system said: "If you're dead, you don't need to marry your cousin, and her reputation doesn't need to be damaged. You can kill two birds with one stone." Oh, I don't need to close the little black room, I can kill three birds with one stone.

Bai Key: "... Is my life so child's play?"

System: "You still have to rehearse the child's play, you don't have to go to such trouble, just wipe your neck."

Bai Key: "..." It's okay to die, but before dying...

She lowered her head and thought for a while, then asked, "Do you need a carriage to go up the mountain?"

The system suddenly became vigilant: "What do you want to do?"

"The bumpy mountain road, the not-so-spacious carriage, you can see casual people when you open the curtain..." Bai Key was suddenly excited, "It's so exciting!"

Seeing her pondering for a long while, the butler thought she had listened to his words and felt relieved, then heard Bai Key say: "Prepare the carriage, I want to go up the mountain with Miss Biao."

housekeeper:"?"

"Tearing—" It sounded like the sound of clothes being torn apart. Bai Yao raised his head and saw that Zhai Qingyang's body was stiff, his back muscles were tense, and his clothes were bulging.

Bai Yao rubbed the position of the kidney, licked his dry lips, "I'm afraid my kidney will fail, so just run away!"