The orange cat dressed as a scum attacking the emperor

Only a fool speaks out, and he is not a fool.

Su Yiqiu cursed.

It is true to be dissatisfied, and it is also true not to dare to move.

but……

Concubine Yue kicked his hair dirty!

After Su Yiqiu turned into a cat, he loved cleaning very much. If Concubine Yue rubbed powder on him, he would clean up the cat for a long time, let alone someone kicked him directly.

But now even if the hair was kicked dirty, Su Yiqiu didn't dare to make a sound, and didn't dare to clean the kicked dirty hair, shrinking into a small ball nervously.

"Eunuch Huang is here." Concubine Yue Guiying smiled, and ordered Suwen with a half-turned side: "Show Eunuch Huang a seat."

Su Yiqiu huddled under the table, and couldn't see the old eunuch smiling all over his face, but could only hear the old eunuch's shrill and piercing voice: "Your Majesty, you are welcome, the old slave will come to pass a message, just stand."

His voice made Su Yiqiu very uncomfortable, the little cat ball shuddered, but was stepped on by Concubine Yue.

The kitten is carrying a weight it shouldn't have.

Eunuch Huang said with a smile: "Your Majesty will come over at night, and your majesty will wait to pick you up."

Concubine Yue pursed her lips and responded with a smile, as if she came alive when she heard that the emperor would come over at night.She asked Suwen to bring over the box containing golden melon seeds, grabbed some golden melon seeds and asked them to hand them to Eunuch Huang, who naturally accepted them happily, and the creases on his face became more and more brilliant, as if every crease With a smile: "Your Majesty, you are fine, this slave will leave."

Concubine Yue asked Suwen, who was close to her, to send Eunuch Huang out in person. Eunuch Huang said he didn't dare to do it, but he enjoyed Concubine Yue's compliments with peace of mind. His Majesty doesn't often go to the harem, but there are many concubines in the harem. He is a young concubine. The "big eunuch" and "big chief" among the palace maids and eunuchs, he knows very well the women in the harem. Even if His Majesty sleeps one a day, it will take at least two months to fall asleep.If His Majesty spends one night there, the master and empress will be happy for a long time.

He shook the golden melon seeds in his hand, stuffed them into his bosom contentedly, and said to Su Wen: "Miss, stay here, go back and serve your empress."

Su Wen responded politely, and when Eunuch Huang and the accompanying eunuchs had gone far away, Fang hurried back.After returning to the house, he locked the door and said to Concubine Yue: "You have already gone far."

Concubine Yue let out a long sigh of relief, then lifted the tablecloth, and carried out Su Yiqiu who had been kicked several times. She didn't even dislike the kitten being kicked by her just now, so she hugged her in her arms and comforted her softly. Said: "Is Mimi scared? Does it hurt..."

Concubine Yue's tone was weird, as if coaxing an ignorant child, Su Yiqiu was startled and shivered, Concubine Yue thought he was really scared, and rubbed the kitten Yuanyuan He didn't even care about eating, and took a handkerchief to gently wipe Su Yiqiu's hair.

"Suwen, His Majesty is coming tonight..."

She touched Su Yiqiu's cat's head with her finger, her eyes were deep and she didn't know what she was thinking.

"mum……"

The dog emperor is coming?

His meal ticket is going to bed?

Su Yiqiu had a stern face, looking extremely unhappy.

He remembered that the dog emperor liked to abuse others, especially on the bed.

At least in the book, the dog emperor abused the original owner a lot.

He didn't have the guts to read the original text, but the author of the original book marked the weird tricks in each chapter on the title, and typed four obvious characters.

Mind carefully.

Su Yiqiu didn't know if these four words were useful to others, but they were very useful to him anyway.

Just looking at those titles is enough to make his hair stand on end.

His meal ticket won't be punished tonight, will it?

The more Su Yiqiu thought about it, the more frightened she became, and the more she felt that the noble concubine could not go to bed, and when she looked up, her meal ticket was already full of sadness.

"Meow……"

Is there any way for the meal ticket not to go to bed tonight?

"Hiss..." Concubine Yue took a breath and said, "What can I do, why don't you go to bed tonight?"

Suddenly the kitten in her arms stretched out its paws and put it on her hand, meowing and meowing non-stop.

Su Yiqiu always wanted to speak, he was trying his best to express himself, but the only thing he could say was meow.

Concubine Yue pouted and hugged the kitten in her arms, and said, "Look, Mimi doesn't want me to sleep with you either."

"Meow..." Then is there any way for you not to wait for bedtime?

Concubine Yue put the cat on the ground: "But I really have no other way not to sleep with you."

Su Wen stood aside, seeing the noble concubine Yue got up, she quickly reached out to help her: "So you said your empress is sick?"

Concubine Yue said: "This reason has been used too much, Your Majesty doesn't believe it now."

Su Wen said: "Then it is said that the empress sprained her foot?"

Concubine Yue frowned: "So what if I sprained my foot? I can still sleep with a sprained foot! Besides, Huang Dequan just came to tell me to serve as my servant, and then he sprained his foot. Doesn't this make it more obvious that this palace did it on purpose?"

Su Yiqiu was shocked again when he heard this sentence.

This emperor is really not human!

Injured and still let others sleep? !Torturing others like this for your own selfish desires? !

"Woooo..."

Su Yiqiu jumped up and bit the corner of Concubine Yue's skirt, dragging the whole cat on the ground, being dragged away by Concubine Yue.After dragging for a while, the imperial concubine stretched out her hand to hold the kitten in her arms, and said to Su Wen, "Take the kitten to your residence tonight and find some trustworthy people to take care of it for a night. Your Majesty is extremely filial to the queen mother, The Empress Dowager hates cats, and His Majesty doesn't like kittens even if they don't keep them in order, let's get through tonight first."

Su Wen responded, and reached out to hug the cat in her arms. Su Yiqiu's paws were still tightly hooked on Concubine Yue's sleeve, drawing a long silk thread from her sleeve. Su Wen was startled, and quickly pulled the cat The hooked silk thread was torn off, and Su Yiqiu's paw was pushed back.

"Mimi is very obedient and doesn't bark..." Concubine Yue murmured, but then said, "No, your residence is too close to me, if the emperor finds out...then you take him with you." Go to the side room, close the door tightly, and don't let the cat run out!"

Su Wen repeatedly nodded in agreement.

It was about the empress, she had to be cautious.

Su Yiqiu looked at Concubine Yue with a sad face, and his heart couldn't help being touched.

The dog emperor is about to abuse his meal ticket. The meal ticket is not for himself, but to care about him first.Feeling guilty for touching and eating and drinking for a long time came to my heart.Su Yiqiu became more and more reluctant to become the noble concubine.Held in Suwen's arms, his paws were scratching vigorously towards Concubine Yue.

"Meow-"

Meal tickets, meal tickets, you have to be careful!

"Ouch-"

Don't anger the dog emperor, protecting yourself is the most important thing!

Concubine Yue saw that he was barking so vigorously, she couldn't help but wondered: "He doesn't bark very much on weekdays, why is he talking so much today?"

Su Wen immediately said: "Maybe it's because the empress has been with him these days, and he can't bear it?"

This set was very useful to Concubine Yue, and she also felt that the kitten was reluctant to part with her, so she kept barking at her and hooked her sleeves.Concubine Yue pursed her lips and reached out to stroke the kitten's head, saying: "Mimi is obedient, I will bring you back after tonight."

The kitten seemed to understand it, and reluctantly withdrew its paw.

Su Wen grabbed the kitten's two paws, held the cat in her arms, and did not let Concubine Yue look at the cat any more, and took the cat to a remote room like escorting a prisoner.He called two people to guard the cat, closed the door, and left.

Su Yiqiu was staring at the door in a daze for a long time, then let out an angry "meow" at the closed door, and sullenly found a place to lie down, intending to sleep all day.

It is his duty to serve the concubines in the harem, so he doesn't need to worry about meal tickets, let alone be so lenient.

He's just a cat, what can a cat do?Eat and drink every day, and go up to please the master when he is bored. If he has nothing to do, he will think about life and continue to eat and drink.

There is really no need to worry.

Compared with the meal ticket, he was more worried about the idiot who saved him from disaster. Concubine Yue is a decent concubine after all. Isn't that person more innocent and should be worried more?

But he really can't do anything.

He is just a cat, a kitten more than one month old, if he is still a human being, he can still fight with the dog emperor.But how did the cat fight with the dog emperor?Go up and bite him?Or go up and scratch him?

Su Yiqiu wandered around the door for a long time, and once again made up his mind not to bother with such leisurely thoughts, and huddled together again in place.

but……

But that dog emperor is really not a good thing.

The dog emperor actually has a name, and the name is pretty nice, it's called Qi Jing.

In the original book, the emperor was irritable and moody. One second he was laughing and squabbling with the beauties who paid tribute to Fanbang, holding the hand of the beauties to eat the grapes they handed over, and the next second he was able to ask someone to pull the beauties out and chop them up.

The last moment I was still eating well, the food was cooked according to the emperor's favorite style, and the waiters were careful enough, but for some reason, the emperor suddenly became furious and overturned the table, pointing at anyone at random and calling someone Pull it out and chop it.

Only when dealing with the original owner, can the dog emperor restrain his temper a little bit.But the original owner is also a bitch who refuses to give in, and doesn't give Emperor Dog any good looks.The original owner didn't even care about his life, how could he care how the emperor would treat him?The words were sarcasm, and the dog emperor was too choked up to say a word.

The emperor was reluctant to let him die, so he could only recover a little bit of dignity on the bed. If the original owner swore to die and dampened the emperor's interest, he would take his anger out on the other concubines.

not human.

Su Yiqiu thought at the time.

As worthy of being the dog emperor, this is really not a person.

The emperor must be a little sick, either mentally ill or insane, anyway, it is right not to do personnel affairs.

But...after transmigrating into the book, he turned into a cat. He has never met the emperor, and he has no chance to get angry with the dog emperor like the original owner.

He was afraid that this indifferent emperor would do something to his meal ticket.

As if responding to Su Yiqiu's worried mood, a few thunderclaps rolled down from the sky, black clouds immediately filled the entire sky, and the room became dark within a short while.

Su Yiqiu couldn't hold it anymore, turned around in front of the door, yelled a few times, then stretched out two front paws to rest on the door, scratching the crack of the door one after another.

"Meow-meow-"

When he heard that the emperor was coming, Fan Piao's first thought was not how to protect himself, but to send him away first.

Then how could he have the face to throw away the meal ticket!