The orange cat dressed as a scum attacking the emperor

Huang Dequan didn't know when the kitten came in and when it climbed onto the dragon bed.

He only knew that His Majesty's complexion was not good now.

When Su Yiqiu was dragged out, the whole cat was still trembling, its little paws tightly hugged Qi Jing's two fingers and refused to let go.Looking up and seeing Qi Jing's eyes, she opened her mouth slightly and let out a "Mi--".

The dog emperor seems to be in a...okay?

As if he didn't become very irritable because of the nightmare just now, he pinched the kitten's paw, pulled out his finger, and scratched Su Yiqiu's chin.

Huang Dequan hadn't answered Qi Jing's question yet, Qi Jing frowned, and asked again impatiently: "It called you here?"

This time Huang Dequan didn't dare to hide anymore, nodded repeatedly, and returned with a half-bowed body: "Return to Your Majesty, yes. I just don't know...how did this little thing come in..."

Qi Jing nodded with satisfaction.He held the kitten in his arms and stroked it gently: "It's okay. I brought him in."

Su Yiqiu recovered from the nightmare and was put into the warm embrace. Even though it was the dog emperor's arms, he couldn't help but relax. His stomach heaved and gasped for a few breaths, then he leaned into Qi Jing's arms, still He raised his head and glared at Huang Dequan.

right!That's right!The dog forced him to come in!Let's see if this old pervert dares to throw him out next time!

Huang Dequan grinned, and the creases on his face piled up again: "Yes, the slave was negligent. Your Majesty forgives the sin."

Qi Jing was very excited to pet the cat, and didn't want to embarrass Huang Dequan.Seeing this, Huang Dequan, who was trembling, secretly heaved a sigh of relief, and tiptoed to ask someone to bring in the decocted medicine.Standing half-bent on the side, observed for a while, reached out to touch the wall of the bowl, felt that the temperature was moderate, and then said to Qi Jing: "Your Majesty, it's time to drink the medicine."

medicine?

Su Yiqiu raised his head from Qi Jing's arms.

Qi Jing reached out to take the medicine bowl, and the next moment, the familiar smell of medicine entered his nostrils, Su Yiqiu stumbled in Qi Jing's arms, struggling to get out of Qi Jing's arms, but was held down by Qi Jing Head, two hind legs kicking desperately in the air.

Dog forced to let go! ! !

If you don't let go, he will vomit!

The bowl of medicine was getting closer and closer, with a strong sour taste in the bitterness. Qi Jing frowned and wanted to drink it all at once, but the kitten in his hand suddenly began to tremble violently.

He stopped drinking the medicine and looked down at the trembling kitten. The kitten broke free, jumped to the side, turned around twice anxiously, and retched unceasingly.

Qi Jing looked at the medicine in his hand, then at the kitten, pursed his lips and smiled, reached out and pinched the back of the kitten's neck, and carried him to the side of the medicine bowl.

"Meow-"

Su Yiqiu was stunned.Suppressing the desire to vomit, he kept kicking with his four paws, for fear that Qi Jing would press his cat's head into the medicine bowl in the next second!

Emperor Dog, take your medicine away! ! !

If he doesn't take it away, he will really vomit! ! !

Qi Jing put down the hairball in his hand, and put the medicine bowl back into the tray.Su Yiqiu breathed in the fresh air, stopped struggling, drooped his four paws unconsciously, and meowed a few times, signaling Qi Jing to put him down.

Suddenly, Qi Jing chuckled a few times.

Su Yiqiu's cat had several huge question marks on its head.

What is he laughing at?

Are kittens funny? !

Qi Jing threw the cat on the bed, waved to Huang Dequan who was puzzled, and said, "Take the medicine away, don't drink it."

It turned out that the last time this little thing vomited when he saw him, it wasn't because he hated him, but because he couldn't get used to the smell of the medicine.

After drinking this medicine for so many years, Nightmare's symptoms haven't improved at all, so I don't care if I don't drink it.

Huang Dequan persuaded cautiously: "Your Majesty, good medicine tastes bad, and it's not a solution if you can't sleep well every day..."

If Qi Jing didn't drink it, he wouldn't drink it, even if Huang Dequan tried to persuade him with [-] sentences, it was useless.Huang Dequan had no choice but to ask someone to take the medicine down, and stood beside Qi Jing and waited.

Su Yiqiu was thrown on the soft bed and tossed all night, Su Yiqiu was a little tired, yawned, and wanted to sleep with his short hands.Qi Jing got out of the bed by herself, and the palace servants who cleaned up were a little bit hard to do when they saw this. Qi Jing looked back, but couldn't hold back, and reached out to touch the kitten's head.

"Concubine Yue Gui gave you a name, Mimi, right?"

Su Yiqiu just wanted to sleep now, so he hummed perfunctorily and rubbed against Qi Jing's hand.

The name is not very important to Su Yiqiu, he just needs to know that the meal ticket is calling him.

Qi Jing pondered for a moment, and said: "This name is not good, I will change it for you..."

Hmm, change it, change it.

"It's called Aqiu, you remember."

Hmm, I know, I know, calling Aqiu in the future is just calling him.

"Let him stay here and sleep, there is no need to clean up."

Qi Jing withdrew his hand, and Su Yiqiu was a little moved when Qi Jing said that it was time to let him sleep.He rolled happily, found the softest place to lie down, put his four paws in place, and closed his eyes comfortably.

It's like a favorite concubine who has been sleeping all night and is exhausted physically and mentally.

Qi Jing said to Huang Dequan: "Go and tell Concubine Yue that she can raise cats if she wants, and pick a few good ones for her. I have raised this cat."

Um?The dog emperor wants to raise him?

Su Yiqiu thought of the meal yesterday, and felt that it would be good to stay with the Emperor Dog, at least he would not die of hunger, and it was even better than the food served by Concubine Yue.

Although the dog emperor is a dog, but bear with it and pass.

Besides, the dog also said, find a few more cats for the old meal ticket, and the old meal ticket should have a new love soon.The royal cat collected in the palace must be more obedient and sensible than a wild cat picked up by the roadside.

Presumably the meal ticket will be forgotten in a short time.

He stayed with the meal ticket for just over half a month.

Su Yiqiu lay down on the emperor's bed with peace of mind, suddenly remembered the name the dog emperor had given him, rolled over and immediately stood up from the bed.

What is the name of the dog?

Ah Qiu? !

Su Yiqiu suddenly had a very bad guess.

He guessed that the dog emperor might have had Bai Yueguang a long time ago, but Bai Yueguang died early, so the emperor has been looking for a substitute.

Su Yiqiu in the original book was a stand-in, and the boy who suffered innocently that day was also a stand-in!Even now his poor kitty is a stand-in? !

That's why the dog emperor would hold a cat and say "It really looks like it", so the dog emperor would often have nightmares, and he would also call him "Aqiu" in his sleep, probably Bai Yueguang's name has the word "Autumn" in it!

Thinking about it this way, many things can be explained.Why does the dog emperor often do some incomprehensible things, why the dog emperor is sometimes so tolerant to the original owner, but he is merciless in bed.

This is using the original owner as a substitute!Usually facing the original owner's face, he can think of his own Bai Yueguang, and he can't bear to do it.At night, when the light is dim and you can't see your face clearly, you can let go of your hands and feet and treat people as playthings!

Pooh!

Su Yiqiu spat at the place where Qi Jing left.

It's not a thing!Looking for a substitute is not a good thing!

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty, wake up!"

Concubine Yue rubbed her eyes in a daze, and was helped up by Suwen, still holding the pen and account book in her hand, Suwen quickly put away the things in her hand, wiped the saliva from Concubine Yue's mouth with a handkerchief, feeling anxious Said: "Ma'am, Eunuch Huang is here."

"Huang Dequan?" Concubine Yue pushed Suwen away, yawned and got up from the table. She looked at the account book last night and saw that she fell asleep lying on the table in the middle of the night. She was so asleep that her hands and feet were numb, and she stood up shaking. He limped towards the bedroom, lay on the bed by himself, and muttered, "What is he doing here? If there was a last time, he would stay, if the servant said I was sick, if someone in the harem pinched him, At once……"

"Eunuch Huang said that His Majesty sent the cat back."

"..."

Concubine Yue jumped up from the bed with a carp, Suwen only felt a gust of wind blowing in front of her eyes, when she regained consciousness, Concubine Yue was already sitting in front of the dressing table, the fatigue on her face was swept away, and she hurriedly gave Suwen an order Said: "Hurry up, call someone to help Bengong dress up!"

Su Wen felt helpless.

Concubine Yue is in a very good mood. A few days ago, Concubine Yue was like an abandoned woman who was abandoned by her husband. She washed her face with tears all day long. I'm worried that the empress will go crazy because of this.

Now that the cat is back, the spirit of the empress is also back, and Su Wen also relaxes, finally showing a smile on her cold face all day long.

Concubine Yue finished her dressing, and trotted all the way outside. She planned to happily pick up Mimi back, but as soon as she stepped out of the door, she saw a uniform cage. what a kitten.

Yellow, white, black, long-haired, short-haired, long-legged, short-legged, hairy, hairless, everything.Concubine Yue was a little dizzy for a moment, she turned around in the cage, and found that there was no Mimi, she turned around and asked Huang Dequan, "Eunuch Huang, why did you send so many cats here? Where is the one in my palace?"

Huang Dequan smiled obsequiously and said, "My Majesty, your majesty likes your cat, and it is now in the Palace of Qinzheng. No, your majesty is afraid that you will be lonely, so he ordered the servants to find these cats. Which one do you like? , if you like them all, I will keep them all for you. Look..."

The corners of Concubine Yue's lips twitched, and her lips moved.

Su Wen immediately sensed that something was wrong, stood behind Concubine Yue and coughed lightly, Concubine Yue came back to her senses, and when she smiled at Huang Dequan again, she was already very unnatural.

"Eunuch Huang... Keeping cats in the Hall of Qinzheng... Is it inappropriate?"

"Oh——" Huang Dequan put his left hand on his right hand and said with a smile: "Isn't it inappropriate to take Su Shijun into the palace? Isn't your majesty forcing him into the palace? But now it's just a cat, as long as your majesty is willing .If His Majesty is offended by a cat...there will be a lot of trouble, don't you think?"

Concubine Yue's polite smile froze on her face.

Yes, yes, that's right, as long as His Majesty is happy, if he is not happy, everyone will be finished. You are absolutely right!

Concubine Yue knew Huang Dequan's thoughts, and also knew that Qi Jing was a man of one's word. She rewarded Huang Dequan with a little tea money. The cats he brought were nine cats. Concubine Yue was not polite and kept all of them. When Huang Dequan left, So they asked people to close the gate of Yuxiu Palace.

"Ma'am." Su Wen asked, "What about these cats?"

Concubine Yue said with a smile: "It's just a few cats. It's not like our Yuxiu Palace can't afford them. Maybe they will come in handy in the future."

Suwen bowed her head in response, and asked someone to take the cat away, and find a special room to raise the cat well.He turned around and returned to Concubine Yue.

Concubine Yue laughed lowly and said, "Look at this Huang Dequan, he is getting better at talking..."

Suwen is not stupid, she naturally understood the meaning of Huang Dequan's words.

This is to direct the anger of the empress to Su Shijun.

If the empress is provoked by his words, she will probably find Su Shijun to trouble him. However, Su Shijun himself is not in the palace now. He caused a commotion to His Majesty again.At that time, I'm afraid His Majesty and Empress will have a deadlock.

Su Wen said: "Huang Dequan has ulterior motives, I don't know how many incidents in the harem were provoked by his few words."

Concubine Yue said with a smile: "If he had said this to me five years ago, I would really have gone to Su Shijun to vent my anger in a fit of anger."

She is no longer the ignorant little girl she was when she first entered the palace.

Su Wen asked: "If you think this way, it would be great. It's just a cat. After all, it's still a beast. There's no need for this..."

"What did I say that you don't want Mimi?" Concubine Yue raised her eyebrows, walked into the bedroom, pulled out her silver hairpin in front of the dressing table, and said to Su Wen, "Give me a make-up."

Su Wen was shocked.

The empress's character has been sharpened a lot, and she has become more stable, but there is one thing that has not changed over the years...

absurd.

Don't you understand the pros and cons?Nature is clear, not only clear, but also analytically thorough.Even if you don't pay attention to it, even if you know it clearly in your heart, you should join in the fun with the attitude of watching the fun without thinking it's a big deal.

Su Wen sighed, took off the gold hairpin on Concubine Yue's head, picked out a few suitable pieces from the complicated jewelry, and was about to wear it for Concubine Yue, when Concubine Yue stopped her with her hand.

"What are you doing?" Concubine Yue asked suspiciously, "I didn't say I wanted to wear gold and silver. Go find my plainest dress."

Now it was Suwen's turn to be surprised.

Concubine Yue pursed her lips and smiled, explaining: "I'm going to cry in front of the Qinzheng Hall. I don't believe I won't come back!"

Su Wen almost fell to the ground, when Concubine Yue saw her like this, she reached out to support her, pushed her forward, and urged: "Go!"

Su Wen was stunned, took out her clothes in a dull manner, and when she came back to look, Concubine Yue pushed away the maid who made her makeup, and was holding a powder puff to pat her face.Seeing Su Wen approaching, she turned her head and asked, "Su Wen, look at Ben Gong's face, is it pale enough?"

To be honest, Su Wen was taken aback.

This is no longer pale, this is pale, even whiter than the freshly plastered white wall, Su Wen twisted the veil, wiped off some powder for her, and persuaded: "Your Majesty, think twice, for a Cat, it’s not worth going to the Qinzheng Palace to cry and make noise, if people know what it’s like!”

Concubine Yue said with a smile: "I know, a dignified concubine, it's too shameful to go to the Qinzheng Hall and cry loudly because of a cat, so I have already thought about the reason... I'm not good at that." My younger brother has lost the battle and will be dispatched to the frontier soon, and he will not be able to return to Beijing unless called, so I will intercede for him!"

Su Wen was still a little worried: "The imperial court suffered a defeat, and His Majesty is also angry. If your empress uses this as an excuse, I'm afraid..."

"What are you afraid of!"

Concubine Yue lifted off the dowry, leaned closer to the bronze mirror, and smeared two bruises on her eyes.

"Your Majesty knows my virtues. He knows that I can't intercede with that incompetent little bastard. Thinking about what happened recently, you can probably guess that I'm here to ask for a cat."

"But……"

But His Majesty is most annoyed by people who cry and cry, and concubines in the harem who act coquettishly and foolishly cry and make noise at him.

The emperor knew the virtues of the noble concubine Yue, and the noble concubine Yue naturally knew how much the emperor weighed.After dressing up, I looked in the bronze mirror and felt that my face was pale enough. With Su Wen, I walked impassionedly to the Hall of Qinzheng.

People in the palace saw Yue Guifei in plain clothes, with hairpins off, wanted to ask but did not dare to ask, thought to go forward but did not dare to go forward, and only dared to secretly salute and stand beside her to discuss in a low voice.Concubine Yue stood in the open space in front of Qinzheng Hall, put down her clothes, knelt down with a plop, and howled at the top of her voice.

"His Majesty--"

Suwen heard that when Concubine Yue knelt down, her knee hit the ground with a plop.With a dull sound, she hurriedly knelt down and turned her head to see that Concubine Yue's tears had already flowed down.

Su Wen was shocked.

Niangniang... the acting is also realistic, tears come as soon as you say it...

Concubine Yue twitched twice, quietly reached out and rubbed her knees, and muttered in a low voice: "I didn't hold back when I was kneeling, it hurt me to death..."

Now that tears are already shed, let the tears flow more violently. Concubine Yue wailed loudly: "Your Majesty, I beg you to forgive my concubine's family—"

Su Yiqiu was originally sleeping in Qi Jing's bedroom.

Halfway through sleep, Qi Jing came back.

Su Yiqiu thought that Qi Jing was here to catch up on sleep, and rolled to the side to make room for Qi Jing.In the end, the dog picked him up again.

Can you learn how to hold a cat!

Only carry around!

Su Yiqiu had a serious feeling of getting up, and was awakened by Qi Jing from his sleep, and was mercilessly carried to the Palace of Qinzheng, where he meowed all the way until Qi Jing put him on the mat. It was barely enough to stop, and he gave Qi Jing a dissatisfied look, yawned, and fell asleep.

Just as his upper eyelid touched his lower eyelid, a very sad "Your Majesty—" came from outside.

With a high-pitched and passionate voice, Su Yiqiu, who was nestled on the cushion, was startled awake, and slipped under Qi Jing's clothes.

Qi Jing sneered, took the kitten out from under the hem of his clothes and put it on his lap, and said with a sneer, "Why are you so timid."

With disgust on his lips, he involuntarily covered Su Yiqiu's trembling ears with his hands.

Immediately afterwards, another mournful wail came: "Please forgive my concubine's family!"

Even though his ears were covered, Su Yiqiu could still clearly hear what the man shouted.

Does this sound sound familiar?

Su Yiqiu released his ears from Qi Jing's hands, trembling slightly, and when the man spoke again, he finally heard clearly which strong man it was.

It is none other than his dear meal ticket.

Su Yiqiu stood in front of the door, clawing at the door frame with two paws, whimpering anxiously.

"Meow-"

It seems that meal tickets are not doing well these days.

Hearing these words from the rice ticket, it seems that she is begging Qi Jing to forgive her family. Could it be that the dog emperor avenged his personal revenge and attacked the family of the rice ticket? !

Su Yiqiu couldn't help thinking of Qi Jing's bad deeds in the original book.

The original owner's grandfather was a highly respected old man who had been a teacher to the Emperor Gou, who was still the prince. He had punished Goubi many times in public, and was hated by Goubi.Later, Mr. Su Ge went to the expedition with a sickness, and he was seriously ill at the border. He sent urgent military reports one after another, but the dog emperor ignored him.

Where did the meal ticket offend the dog emperor?

Could it be that on the day when the cat was discovered, he secretly scolded the dog emperor, and the dog forced him to remember it, so he started to attack the family of the meal ticket? !

He glared at Qi Jing angrily, and continued to paw at the front door with his two paws.

"Mi woo... mi woo..."

Qi Jing sat on the dragon chair, looking at the memorial as if nothing had happened, Su Yiqiu couldn't stand it anymore, circled around Qi Jing's feet, jumped onto the table along the dragon chair, and gently bit Qi Jing's cheek hand, trying to pull him towards the door.

Qi Jing frowned, and pushed the soft kitten away.

"Do not care!"

Concubine Yue outside began to cry.

Su Yiqiu looked at the door frame and then at Qi Jing, turned over and bit Qi Jing's hand again.

Qi Jing didn't sleep well all night, when Ah Qiu was brought over, he faltered and shouted all the way, and after a long time of silence, Concubine Yue started to cry.He was very upset, he didn't want to pay attention to the annoying kitten, and he didn't want to pay attention to the miserable Concubine Yue who was crying outside.Pushing the kitten again, he said angrily, "Let her cry! I'll leave when I'm tired of crying!"

Su Yiqiu just found it incredible.

Is this what people say? !

However, Su Yiqiu did not intend to give up, and stepped forward to bite Qi Jing's finger for the third time, trying to drag him towards the door.

Qi Jing was bored.

There are two things that annoy him the most, one is the crying of women, and the other is the quarreling of courtiers.

It's fine for Concubine Yue to cry outside, he can plug his ears with earplugs, but there is such a little thing dangling around him in the room, coming up to harass him from time to time, Qi Jing's anger comes from it, as if to vent With a flick, the kitten stuck to his hand was thrown away.

"I really said don't worry about it!"

Su Yiqiu didn't expect Qi Jing to be so angry.

Unexpectedly, he was thrown away by Qi Jing, rolled several times on the table, and was about to roll down, when his back suddenly bumped into a stack of memorials, and the memorials fell to the ground with a crash, stopping the one who was about to fall. kitten.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

Su Yiqiu's left shoulder was already injured.

The tumbling just now pulled the injury on his left shoulder, Su Yiqiu tried to stand up again, but the whole left paw seemed to lose consciousness, he staggered a few steps, and applied the face brake several times.He propped his body away from Qi Jing, lying on his right side, his left paw drooping in front of him, panting heavily.

"Mi woo..."

The kitten groaned weakly, Qi Jing propped his head and rubbed his temples, and the kitten's painful cry came to his ears.Qi Jing couldn't help being surprised when he looked up.

"you……"