The orange cat dressed as a scum attacking the emperor

Qi Jing called someone to come in to tidy up the fragments of the memorial, looked at the little milk cat around his feet gloatingly, stretched out his hand and scratched the kitten's chin, the kitten was scratched by him a few times, it seemed silly The club stayed in place, and then bit his finger with one bite.

The kitten's teeth are not sharp, and he bit his finger hard a few times, but only left a tooth mark that was not deep or shallow. After finding that he couldn't bite off, the kitten let go, and stared at him with beautiful blue eyes He stuck out his tongue and licked the tooth marks on his hand.

Qi Jing took advantage of the situation and grabbed the kitten's tongue.

The kitten stretched out its paw angrily and wanted to scratch him, but its hands were too short and its tongue was still caught, so even if it stretched its paw desperately, it couldn't scratch him at all.

Qi Jing smiled.

Su Yiqiu squinted at him resentfully.

Why are you laughing? !

Let go of the dog thing!

Qi Jing pinched his tongue a few times, reluctantly let it go, stood up from the dragon chair and walked around the room.Su Yiqiu stepped back, fell to the ground with a plop, and fell to the ground.With four paws curled up in front of him, he tilted his head to look at Qi Jing, twisted a few times to get up from the ground, and chased after him with short legs.

Dog thing, you stop!

From Su Yiqiu's perspective, Qi Jing's meal ticket is much higher than his. When he stood at the foot of the meal ticket, he didn't feel oppressive, but standing at the foot of the dog emperor was like standing at the foot of the dog emperor. Besides, the dog emperor has very long legs. When he took a step, Su Yiqiu had to trot to keep up. He walked around the house, and Su Yiqiu had already run a circle, so he was too tired to walk. Got it.

Su Yiqiu squatted on the spot panting, slowed down, and walked slowly back to his cat's litter box, rolled his hands into a ball, and squatted in the mat without moving.

He missed the time when he was supported by meal tickets.

He ate, slept, ate, woke up and was touched by the meal ticket, although sometimes the meal ticket was too much, but at most he just rubbed powder on his head, held him in his arms and patted him hard.This is all within his tolerance.

On the other hand, what about Qi Jing, a dog?

In just two days, I pinched the back of his neck and shook him several times, pulled his tongue, and blamed him!

The last one can't bear it!

Su Yiqiu raised his body and glanced at Qi Jing, then nestled in the cat's nest angrily, shrinking himself into a ball.

Forget it, cats don't care about dogs.

He closed his eyes, intending to take a nap, pass the day away, wait to see if there is any news about meal tickets, and then find a way to get something to eat, and just as he was sleepy, the back of his neck was pinched by the dog emperor again up.

"Meow-"

Su Yiqiu dangled helplessly in the air, screamed a few times with all his strength, but couldn't get Qi Jing to put herself down.

Excessive things happened.

Qi Jing threw the cat into the inkstone.

Su Yiqiu was defenseless, all four paws were stained with ink.His foot slipped and he rolled directly inside the inkstone.

The kitten that was just cleaned yesterday turned black again today.

Su Yiqiu looked at his ink-stained cat in despair. Although he didn't like to lick his fur, he was a clean kitten!He would walk around when he saw dust on the ground, let alone roll in the ink!

However, Qi Jing obviously hadn't finished his work yet, he flipped through the memorials on the table briefly, took out a few and threw them on the ground, then took Su Yiqiu out of the inkstone, and threw them on top of the pile of memorials.

"Meow……"

what are you doing?

Su Yiqiu's dirty cat's paws stepped on the memorial, restless, he looked up at Qi Jing, Qi Jing said to him: "Just step on it as long as you can't see it."

"Meow?"

Isn't this just that contemporary elementary school students don't do their homework, and send their homework to Husky's mouth to make them tear up their homework?When the husky tore up his homework, and hugged the silly dog's neck (xing) and cried (zai) (le) (huo), it was only a matter of singing a good day.

Su Yiqiu rolled his eyes at him.

He doesn't do bad things for dogs!Su Yiqiu rolled his eyes and thought of an excellent reason for himself.

Do you think ordinary kittens can understand what you say?

I don't understand, the little cat doesn't understand.He's just an ordinary kitten, he can't understand what the dog said, so he's leaving now...

Qi Jing said indifferently: "The Nanman just paid tribute to a big tiger not long ago, and kept it in the harem..."

Su Yiqiu's stepping leg stopped in mid-air.

Qi Jing said again: "There are still a few wolves kept with that big tiger. The female wolf is already pregnant, and will give birth to a litter of wolf cubs in a short time. At that time, I will bring the little wolf cubs to accompany her." you play……"

Su Yiqiu obediently took back his dirty paws, his sapphire blue eyes were tearful, and he stomped on the memorial a few times ruthlessly.

Your Majesty, do you think this is okay?

If not, how many more times will he kick?

Please be kind and don't send those little wolf cubs here, if you send them here, you don't know if I will play with them or they will play with me!

The kitten finished the pile of memorials aggrievedly, and sat on the ground obediently waiting for Qi Jing to speak.

Qi Jing was sitting on the dragon chair, propping her chin, looking at the tearful kitten quite leisurely.

The Dog Emperor asked: "You can understand what I'm saying, right?"

Su Yiqiu sat down on the spot, tilted his head and pretended not to understand.

Qi Jing sneered: "Nod if you understand, shake your head if you don't understand."

This kind of thing must not be allowed!You must shake your head!Su Yiqiu's head shook like a rattle.Taking a closer look, the dog emperor's lips were slightly raised, as if he had succeeded in a trick.

Su Yiqiu's cat face froze.

Well, he fell for it.

This dog thing is very bad!

He bared his teeth at Qi Jing, and suddenly thought of what Qi Jing said just now to bring the wolf cub over to play with him, and his whole body became hairy.He closed his mouth, sat on the ground, and looked at Qi Jing carefully.

Qi Jing only thought that he was a human kitten, pursed his lips and smiled, and asked someone to come in and wash Su Yiqiu who was stained with ink.

Cats are much easier to control than people. He keeps this cat with him, and there may be many places where he will use it in the future!

Qi Jing looked at the kitten who was unwilling to be soaked in the water, and the unhappiness in his heart was swept away.

Su Yiqiu was soaked in the water mercilessly by the palace servants, and the whole basin of water quickly turned black. The palace servants changed several basins of water to wash off the ink on his body.

He just wants to wipe away Qi Jing's dog head now.

"Woooooooo..."

Concubine Yue didn't comb her hair or take care of her clothes. She sat on the bed with her pillow in her arms and began to cry.

"My cat, my Mimi..."

She kept rubbing her hands against the pillow, pretending to be petting the cat.

Su Wen couldn't stand it anymore.

The night His Majesty took the cat away, the Empress became like this.

It's just a cat!Why is it worthy of my mother's concern!

Su Wen was distressed and angry, and stood beside the bed to persuade her: "Your Majesty, don't be sad, Your Majesty will definitely return the cat to your Majesty. Your Majesty is just angry that Your Majesty did not follow his orders."

Concubine Yue couldn't listen at all, hugged the pillow and cried a few times, then cursed loudly: "You dog!"

Su Wen doesn't know what dog force means, but this word is associated with dogs, so it's definitely not a good word!What's more, let the empress use it on His Majesty, if people hear it, it will be a big trouble!Suwen cautiously persuaded: "Your Majesty, be careful..."

Concubine Yue wiped away her tears, and said sobbingly: "I have already scolded him face to face! Are you still afraid that people will hear it?!"

Su Wen was at a loss for words for a moment, she opened her mouth and didn't know what to say.After thinking for a while, he said, "If you want to keep a cat, wouldn't it be enough for someone to bring one in from outside the palace? Isn't it better than the one you picked up on the road?"

Concubine Yue lost her mind: "That's different... I can feel that Mimi is different from other cats..."

Now even Suwen didn't know what to persuade.Stand by and worry.There was a lot of people outside the door, and a little palace maid came in to report: "Eunuch Huang, who is next to your majesty, is here."

When Concubine Yue heard that it was Eunuch Huang, she rolled up from the bed like a carp. The long hair behind her swayed with her movements. Concubine Yue took her hair and smoothed it twice. She wanted to ask someone to do her makeup, but she felt that it was too much. To waste time, let Suwen put down the bead curtain and sit in it by himself, while Xuan Huang Dequan came in.

Here comes Huang Dequan!The dog must give Mimi back to her!

Huang Dequan came in unhurriedly, Concubine Yue showed joy, she stretched her neck through the beaded curtain to look at the big eunuch and the little eunuch, but she didn't see her cat!

Concubine Yue suppressed her doubts, pursed her lips, put on a decent smile, and asked, "I was taking a nap just now, why is Eunuch Huang here?"

Huang Dequan knelt down to salute, said "Good luck, your majesty", and said to the noble concubine Yue, "Go back to your majesty, your cat scratched your majesty's memorial, and your majesty has an order to temporarily detain the cat in the Qinzheng Hall."

Concubine Yue's lips trembled and she didn't reply for a long time.

She uttered a syllable tremblingly, but others didn't hear it clearly, but Su Wen, who was standing beside the noble concubine, heard it clearly. The voice that overwhelmed the noble concubine Yue quickly bowed to Huang Dequan and said, "Your Majesty, please go back .”

Huang Dequan withdrew from Yuxiu Palace.

The moment the palace gate was closed, Concubine Yue picked up the teacup in her hand and threw it on the ground hard.

Su Wen took a breath like the rest of her life.

Her mother scolded one word just now - grass.