The system is always confessing [Quick Transmigration]

The night before Shi Yi entered the palace, she still had a dream that she would give birth to a dragon heir who would become the empress dowager in the harem alone. On the second day after entering the palace, she woke up from the dream.

On the second day of Cheng Chong, he was woken up early by the waiter and asked him to help Emperor Jing Le change his clothes. Not long after sending Emperor Jing Le away, a bowl of dark and pungent medicine was brought to him .

The eunuch next to Emperor Jing Le said to him: "Always be here, please."

Shi Yi looked at the eunuch in disbelief, and asked, "This... what is this?"

It's not that Shi Yi didn't know what it was. He had watched many Gongdou movies in his previous life, and he was not ignorant of anything in this life. When he saw this bowl of medicine, he guessed that it was the legendary child-avoiding medicine.

But...but why give him a drink?

The eunuch next to Emperor Jing Le said: "There are many princes, emperors and daughters in the palace, Your Majesty does not plan to have any more children."

Shi Yi: "But I remember that the Twelfth Prince was only born last year."

The eunuch smiled and said, "Concubine Chen has won the emperor's favor, so she is naturally different from other people."

The chief eunuch Cheng Xi had a fat face, and when he spoke, his tone was soft and respectful, and he looked very amiable, but Shi Yi could still sense from his flashing smile that he was mocking himself.

He laughed that he was overconfident and tried to compare with Concubine Chen.

A dog's eyes look down on people, one day he will become a person who is more favored than Concubine Chen, see how he dares to mock himself!

Shi Yi swallowed the Bizi Tang with restraint, and sent Chengxi away, secretly thinking about acting like a baby with Emperor Jing Le when he came back in the evening, to see if he could stop his Bizi Tang.

He has just entered the palace, His Majesty is very interested in him, maybe if he acts like a baby, Bizi Tang can stop.

She wanted to go home, but Shi Yi still had to dress up to meet the queen.

The empress has been in charge of the harem for many years, and has personally taken care of Emperor Jing Le's concubines, not one hundred but eighty, and she has some boudoir friendship with Mrs. Shi, so naturally she will not deliberately embarrass Shi Yi, but the third prince's mother concubine De Concubine and the fifth prince's mother Jun Ligui is different, both of them are formidable figures, so naturally they will not spare Shi Yi, the 'fox spirit' who confused their son.

The two pointed at Sang and Huai, using ancient satire to insinuate things, and they cooperated seamlessly. Only then did Shi Yi digest the meaning of the previous sentence. She was dizzy and looked confused, but in the end the queen couldn't stand it any longer and gave Shi Yi a break.

Shi Yi returned to his side hall holding back his stomach full of anger, vowing in his heart that he would make these two people look good.

In the evening, he asked his attendant Chunhua to put on a pale and pitiful makeup for him, and was going to sue the two of them in front of Emperor Jing Le.

He waited and waited, from dusk to sunset, but there was no sign of Emperor Jing Le.

Shi Yi sat blankly in front of the table, her face full of disbelief.

Your Majesty, he didn't come?

He didn't come!

This is how the same thing?

Didn't it mean that new concubines who enter the palace will basically receive three days of grace?

Why is he only one day!

He... Is he in the ranks of unfavored concubines?

Does His Majesty not like him at all?

wrong!If His Majesty didn't like him, why did he call him into the palace?

Shi Yi ordered Chunhua, the servant who brought him from home: "Go and find out, and see if His Majesty is busy with business today?"

Maybe His Majesty is too busy to come to him.

Shi Yi's instructions were taken for granted, but Chunhua was unwilling.

Spying on the traces of the emperor is a serious crime!

A servant like him who has no reliance or relationship at all in the palace to inquire about His Majesty's traces may be reported to the chief executive the next day!

My husband is also unreliable, so I can't keep him.

At that time, he can only suffer death!

Chunhua, whose foundation was still shallow, was unwilling to spy on Emperor Jing Le's whereabouts, so he could only grit his teeth and say, "Chang Zai, do you know why His Majesty announced you into the palace?"

The suspicion that had arisen in Shi Yi's heart reappeared, he forgot to ask Chunhua to investigate, and hurriedly said, "Because of what?"

Chunhua said: "Because the third prince and the fifth prince asked His Majesty to marry you at the same time, and both of them said that they were in love with Chang Zai, Your Majesty Long Yan was furious, so he welcomed you into the palace."

Shi Yi never expected that the reason why he entered the palace was that the third and fifth princes wanted to marry him at the same time!

He was overjoyed at first when he heard this, and then when he thought about his current situation, the joy disappeared. He was silent for a moment, and then denied: "How is it possible? If this is the case, Your Majesty will just find an excuse to let you become a monk It’s fine if you don’t, why do you still let me enter the palace and seal me as a permanent presence.”

Chunhua whispered: "Because the master is a servant, Your Majesty must give the master some face."

Shi Yi stopped talking.

After a while, he asked Chunhua, "Do you think my father knows about this?"

"I must know." He said to himself, "If he didn't know, how could he give up on me so simply?"

As Shi Yi said, a bit of resentment appeared between his brows and eyes: "He is so cruel, he didn't even let me know anything about it."

Chunhua thought in his heart that this is not the master's fault, what if I told you about this before, and you ran out and ran into the third and fifth princes by chance?At that time, His Majesty might blame the master for his loose mouth.

After Shiyi complained about the outdated servant, he asked Chunhua, "When did you know about this? Why didn't you come and tell me?"

Chunhua said: "I heard it from the little maid when I went out to get dinner yesterday. I don't know which palace it is from. It seems that I told it specially for me. As for why I didn't tell Chang Zai, it was because I was thinking about what you want in the past two days. Serving Your Majesty, I am afraid that you will be in a bad mood after knowing this, and your Majesty will be unhappy."

But he didn't expect that His Majesty would only rest here for one night!

I am afraid that many people in the palace are laughing at Chang Zai.

What Chunhua could think of, Shi Yi also thought of.

When he thought of the ridicule he might encounter when he went to pay his respects to the empress tomorrow, he flinched a little: "Why don't I pretend to be sick tomorrow and not go to the empress's place to pay her respects?"

How is this possible?

Chunhua said: "Don't say you are not sick, even if you are really sick, you still have to drag your sick body to pay respects to the empress, otherwise you will be sick if the emperor doesn't come, then... Could it be that you are complaining to the emperor?"

Shi Yi had no choice but to bite the bullet and go to greet the queen. Concubine De and Li Guijun didn't say anything to make things difficult for him today, but that doesn't mean that Shi Yi is getting better.

Those low-ranking concubines attached to Concubine De fired their cannons straight at Shi Yi, defeating him and fleeing.

An ordinary court lady in the palace has someone to win over, not to mention Shi Yi, Chang Zai. After being humiliated several times in a row, Shi Yi joined a small circle to win him over.

When he was ridiculed on weekdays, some people offered to help him, and some people would respectfully tell him that he was always there, and even went to the lake to enjoy flowers. Winter went to spring, and after many fights, he became self-aware. She settled down completely, and thought it would be nice to eat, drink and be a rice bug in the palace.

Often there are three main meals a day, each meal has five dishes and two soups, the dishes can be two meat and three vegetables, the soup can be one sweet and one salty, there are even two desserts between meals, and one meal can order four kinds, clothes, coal, etc. There are also rules. The empress is strict in running the family and will not treat him badly.

I don’t have to worry about the mortgage, I don’t have to worry about eating and drinking, and I don’t have to go to work. I just wake up and go for a walk every day. It’s actually a good feeling.

Shi Yi, who felt that his future was hopeless, completely fell flat, but he did not expect that just two days after he lay flat, Emperor Jing Le sent him to the cold palace with an imperial decree, charged with murdering the emperor's heir.

Shi Yi is really wronged!Although he didn't have any bad intentions, he wasn't so bad as to murder a pregnant woman. Besides, he didn't have the ability to do that either!

He wanted to stop Emperor Jing Le from avenging himself, but he couldn't even find his figure. In the end, he had no choice but to ask the queen for help.

The queen felt that Chang Zai was really pitifully stupid.

She said: "If you really murdered the emperor's heir, will His Majesty only let you go into limbo?"

Shi Yi was taken aback: "Your Majesty knows that I have been wronged?"

How could you not know?

Oftentimes, when he has no children and no favors, Shi Shilang behind him has almost severed ties with him. He has neither the reason nor the means to murder the emperor's heir.

His Majesty blamed him, but it was just to absolve Concubine Chen from the crime.

After getting the answer, Shi Yi just entered the limbo like this, trapped in a place as big as a palm, eating green vegetables and steamed buns every day, feeling more and more regretful in his heart.

How did he end up in the cold palace?

No, or rather, why did he enter the palace?

The palace is a place to eat people, a place that only accommodates smart people, he can't get along in the palace, after all... After all, he is just a fool who hasn't gone to college, doesn't have many friends, and has little knowledge.

Then... Then why does he think he is a genius after time travel?

By the way, it was because of Goldfinger. Because of the poems in Goldfinger, everyone praised him as a genius and a smart person. After a long time, he really thought he was smart.

If only there were no golden fingers.

Without golden fingers, after experiencing the failure of ancient entrepreneurship, he will recognize the nature of his waste, and then he can find a good man by virtue of his family background and appearance.

At that time, he also provoked the third and fifth princes at the same time, let alone enter the palace.

Shi Yi slowly changed from the emperor's concubine to the emperor's concubine in remorse, and finally aged quietly one winter.

The moment Shi Yi closed his eyes, in a company dormitory with 12 people, on the bed next to the door, a short and thin young man suddenly sat up.

"Damn! What are you doing Shiyi? You're cheating!"

A trace of bewilderment flashed across the dark and thin face of the man named Shi Yi: "I just sat in a dream."

"What all the fuss about the dream?" someone asked.

He...he couldn't remember clearly, it seemed like he dreamed that he traveled to a strange world. In that world, there was a man called brother, who could marry a man like a woman and have children, so he became a man of outstanding appearance. It's also good, brother Baifu.

He also got a golden finger.

He flirts with men with his golden fingers, the prince loves him, and many second generation officials also like him.

Then he seemed to marry the emperor, and then he was thrown into limbo?And then die?

When Shi Yi was trying to recall his dream, the person next to him urged impatiently: "What kind of dream is it?"

Shi Yi hesitated, and said: "I dreamed that I traveled to ancient times, and got a golden finger, memorizing all Tang poems and Song poems."

Someone booed: "Then have you become the number one genius in the world?"

"Then you are sitting on three thousand beauties?"

"Do princesses and ladies like you?"

Shi Yi said: "I have become a genius, and there are also princesses and ladies who like me."

"But I don't have three thousand beauties, I..." He paused and said, "I married a gentle and adoring young lady, and I also like her very much. We had two children, one boy and one Daughter, lived happily ever after with the enviable blessings of others."

As soon as he said this, someone cut him off: "It's really boring to live with only one woman after traveling without conquering the world."

"Exactly!" Someone echoed, "If I time-travel, I will definitely do a great job, and I will be famous in history no matter what..."

Shi Yi went into the bathroom, brushing her teeth while listening to the endless fantasies outside.

"That's not true." He said in his heart, "If you really come to ancient times, you will find that you don't know anything. You are just a waste with a lot more knowledge than ancient people, and you may lose money even in business."

"Perhaps you can't even beat an ordinary ancient woman, let alone a rivalry in the officialdom."

The ancients were not easy to deal with.