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Asking Taoist Shan is a bit of a real skill, but his cultivation base is not high, and he can only deal with small things. This time he was invited by Zhou Cheng because he was going to join forces to deceive Mr. Zhou.

Zhou Cheng is the grandson of Mr. Zhou, an unemployed vagrant who is fully supported by his family. Zhou Ruirui scolded him that he was a good-for-nothing snack.

A few days ago, his pocket money was deducted, and he didn't have enough money to spend. He was panicking because he knew that Mr. Zhou wanted to invite someone to come to his house to exorcise evil spirits, so he made a wrong idea.

Zhou Cheng brought people into the house and asked Shan to be in charge of flickering. No matter if there was any evil or not, Taoist Taoists would say yes. Sandor three, they have already made arrangements.

Zhou Cheng felt elated, and his abacus was ringing loudly.

Ji Xuanyu said that he had no family and no sect, Zhou Cheng was relieved, they were all here to cheat money, so each should rely on his own ability.

He didn't care about money for his grandfather at all, and ignored Ji Xuanyu.Wenshan Taoist raised his chin, and felt contemptuous towards Ji Xuanyu, as if relying on his own morality, even if he cheated, he was more valuable than others who have no morality.

Self-knowledge is problematic.

So he thought, just throw the man out.

So Daoist Taoist asked a sarcasm: "It used to be that fellow Taoists went to escape from the world to cultivate roads, but now only orthodox Taoist priests are allowed to come to do things. Do you know this?"

It means fast roll without a license.

When he finished speaking, Niao Tuanzi tilted his head and glanced at him.

The bird dumpling on Ji Xuanyu's shoulder is really hard to ignore. Everyone can't help but look twice when encountering new things, and Taoist Wenshan is the same. At this moment, he has no intention of meeting the eyes of the red bird. There was a taste of disdain and disgust.

Daoist Wen Shan was stunned.

Is this bird mature?No, it's impossible, it's impossible to drive a demon to have a very advanced level of cultivation. He practiced Taoism at the age of ten and has practiced for 40 years.

Daoist Wenshan wanted to take a closer look, but saw the bird bowed his head and pecked his feathers, ignoring him, Daoist Wenshan said that it was indeed a coincidence and an illusion, he sneered, thinking that he was thinking too much.

Ji Xuanyu didn't seem to be able to understand his expression, and curled his mouth: "If you have a certificate, you are legal, I have it."

Ask Shan Dao Xinxin that you will not give up until you reach the Yellow River, if you have the ability to show it, just pinched the expression, and before he opened his mouth, Ji Xuanyu took out his mobile phone and found an interface on the Internet: "I should show it to everyone, so as not to cause trouble. Misunderstand."

Taoist Taoist asked Shan for a moment: Really?

He directly approached to have a look, and Zhou Ruirui also leaned over to take a look: "Isn't this the place where the talisman was conferred, and you still say that you have no teacher?"

Ji Xuanyu: "It's just to get a certificate, it's really not a teacher."

Everyone: "..."

so realistic! ?

Ji Xuanyu didn't rush: "In modern society, everything is legal and compliant, and you need a corresponding qualification certificate. I understand. I also have Buddhist certificates and various appraiser certificates, covering gems, antiques, etc. Oh, I There is also a jade shop, wait a moment for me to look for a business card..."

Zhou Ruirui: "..."

Take out Ji Xuanyu's qualification certificate, that is, he is like a research madman. Zhou Ruirui, who is doing the research, is stunned by this liar's unconventional style of painting. At the same time, he is a little bit of research PTSD. Thinking of her lost hair, she couldn't help but feel a numbness in her scalp.

Daoist Wenshan couldn't take it anymore: "Nonsense, how can it be possible to have the certificates of Taoism and Buddhism at the same time!"

Ji Xuanyu responded casually: "I'm special." He was still looking for a business card, but after searching for nothing, he reached out and poked the little red bird's chest, "You hid it again? Take it out."

Mr. Zhou hesitated to speak, he believed in Lu Youqing, and felt that he would definitely not introduce unreliable people, but Ji Xuanyu's style was too unlike a master of Taoism, before Lu Youqing kept saying that he should be polite to Ji Xuanyu, He was polite and respectful, but the scene in front of him couldn't help but make him suspicious.

He really found a very powerful master?Relying on face to dissuade evil spirits?

Zhou Cheng burst out laughing directly: "Haha I'll go! Grandpa, where did you find this man, you idiot, he also said that the bird hid his things, it was a beast tamer who tamed the bird for a few days, and then he used it as metaphysics to deceive people Hmmmm!?"

Zhou Cheng's ridicule stopped abruptly, because all of them watched the little red bird lower its head and peck in the air, and a business card appeared out of thin air and was held in the bird's beak.

If you are willing to look carefully, you will also see that the little red bird is obviously very reluctant, awkwardly taking out the business card.

Zhou Cheng was dumbfounded: "Magic, magic?"

Zhou Ruirui was also stunned: "But he didn't move his hands at all just now..."

Ji Xuanyu stretched out his hand to get a business card, stopped halfway, and hissed: "Hey, look at me, our store has never opened, it seems inappropriate to give a business card."

When the little red bird heard it, the bird's head flew a little bit, and the business card disappeared so suddenly, as if it was afraid that Ji Xuanyu would change his mind.He was very happy that he didn't have to give away the things, after all, Ji Xuanyu's name was written on the small card, and the bird ball shivered, feeling comfortable.

Wenshan Taoist looked at Ji Xuanyu again, and his eyes stayed on the little red bird for a long time. The little red bird was impatient, spread its wings, and uttered a loud and violent "chirp!"

what to see!

It turns out that this bird can make a sound, it is not a dumb bird!

Zhou Cheng hurriedly gave Taoist Wenshan a look, signaling him to ignore other things and act according to the script, money is important!

Daoist Wenshan originally wanted to have a fight with Ji Xuanyu, but when he caught the look, he endured his temper, put on his steady master appearance again, and said to Mr. Zhou: "Layman Zhou, I have just checked, and there is indeed an evil spirit in the house. It's because of a fault in the Feng Shui Bureau that it attracted the spirits from the mountains, and these monsters only disturb people's minds, and after a long time, they will also absorb the energy of living people, making them sick, and they have to do ritual rituals for three days to get rid of them."

He has a plan in mind: "I think you will find out recently that the left hand on the second floor—"

"The third room on the left on the second floor," Ji Xuanyu leisurely interrupted Wen Shan, "There is indeed something there, but it's not some mountain spirit."

Wen Shan Taoist was suddenly interrupted from the conversation, before he had time to get angry, he was surprised first: Could it be that he really misjudged, this man is a good man! ?

Because the house Ji Xuanyu talked about was exactly what he wanted to talk about.

In the third room on the left on the second floor, there is a small feng shui bureau inside, which gathers luck, and people with cultivation base can easily perceive that it is a normal bureau.But the layout is particular, of course, Mr. Zhou can only ask someone to set it up, because he is afraid of making a mistake, Taoist Wenshan was planning to start from here, but Mr. Zhou was fooled into saying that it was wrong.

Telling the truth and lies together is their common trick.When doing things, make some noise with your cultivation base, so you don't worry that others won't take the bait.

It's a pity that Ji Xuanyu is here today, he is a real boss.

Mr. Zhou's eyes lit up. He was often awakened by noises at night recently. The lower part of his bedroom was facing the third room on the left hand side of the second floor. There was quite a lot of noise at night, but the monitoring in the room showed nothing. It was so weird. Inevitably scary.

He didn't tell others what the problem was right away, he just wanted to see if they had real skills.

Ji Xuanyu raised his head and looked towards the upstairs door: "The Feng Shui Bureau is fine, and some of them are not evil spirits. If such a situation occurs, the little guy probably didn't do it on purpose."

Daoist Wenshan felt a shudder down his spine: he made up the ghost casually, and he didn't feel that there was anything else in the room at all!

For a moment, he was not sure whether Ji Xuanyu was playing tricks to cheat money, or if he really saw something.

Ji Xuanyu said to Old Master Zhou again: "The old man must have just been sleeping poorly and mentally exhausted recently, so there are not many problems for the time being."

Mr. Zhou nodded: "Yes."

Daoist Wen Shan bit the bullet and continued: "This is the case for the time being, after a long time—"

"As time goes on, there are indeed changes, so there is no need for three days and three nights of religious rituals." Ji Xuanyu frowned, "If the old man believes me, after two o'clock in the morning, we will see the result."

Zhou Cheng's first reaction was that the business snatcher came, and he quit on the spot: "You don't even have a teacher, who knows if you are talking nonsense!"

Zhou Ruirui frowned at the first reaction: "Two o'clock in the morning? Grandpa usually goes to bed at ten o'clock."

It was already 09:30, if it wasn't for Ji Xuanyu, Mr. Zhou would have washed up and got ready to go to bed.

The small things can be seen as big, and who is more filial to the grandsons and granddaughters is on the paper.

Ji Xuanyu glanced lightly at Zhou Cheng and Taoist Wenshan. His voice was pleasant and clear, and he was usually a little lazy and inattentive, but he was not offensive. Instead, he had an inexplicable ability to stabilize. He said: "If my The method is useless, and it won’t be too late for Taoist Wenshan to come, and there is no need to wait for three days and three nights, a little time, it’s not a loss if you think about it?"

That's exactly what Mr. Zhou planned, he smiled: "Okay, just do as Mr. Ji said, I will prepare a guest room for the two of you, you can take a rest first, get enough energy and wait for the time to come."

Zhou Cheng was a little anxious: "Grandpa—"

Mr. Zhou interrupted him with a wave of his hand, and said to Ji Xuanyu alone: ​​"Mr. Ji, what do you need to prepare in advance?"

Setting up an altar for practice is a job that needs to be prepared in advance. Some people have their own rules, such as fasting and bathing in advance.

When Ji Xuanyu came, he was empty-handed and didn't have a backpack. Compared with the fully armed Taoist Wenshan, he really didn't look like he could do things right away.

There are some Taoist priests who don't bring their own things and let the believers prepare them. Of course, some people will take the opportunity to make some money.

Mr. Zhou doesn't care if they make some money, as long as they have the ability.

But Ji Xuanyu said: "No need."

Mr. Zhou was stunned for a moment, his eyes shifted to the little red bird, remembering the ability to get things out of thin air just now, only when Ji Xuanyu had been prepared.

Now that the talk is over, Mr. Zhou will go to bed first, and as soon as he leaves, Zhou Cheng rushes up to talk to Chao Ji Xuanyu: "Don't you just want money? Listen, I—"

Zhou Ruirui: "Go!"

Zhou Chengcheng wanted to take a step back, join in if he couldn't beat him, and win Ji Xuanyu into his group.Zhou Ruirui patted him away, and said to Ji Xuanyu: "I don't believe in any monsters, I will keep a close eye on you tonight, don't try to cheat money from my grandpa!"

Ji Xuanyu seemed to have a good temper, and he didn't get angry when he was questioned. He just nodded and praised "good tea" by the way.

Daoist Wenshan stood far away, touched the Feng Shui plate and came out, he was suspicious of Ji Xuanyu's words, so he used his own ability to recalculate.

Ji Xuanyu originally wanted to go directly to the guest room, but saw that Zhou Ruirui didn't leave after his harsh words, he hesitated to speak.

Ji Xuanyu gave her the steps: "Miss Zhou, what else can I do?"

Zhou Ruirui endured it for a while, and finally couldn't help it: "The hand you used to fetch objects from the air before was magic, right?"

"No." Ji Xuanyu raised his finger to his shoulder, and the little red bird obediently rubbed it up, "And I didn't do that, it was him."

"how is this possible!"

Zhou Ruirui got up with an expression of "you are still a liar after all", and said, "Forget it, I'll find you out to cheat at a young age, hmph!"

She walked away with a displeased expression on her face, and her slippers looked like high heels.Ji Xuanyu can understand her very well, after all, for many ordinary people who are not superstitious, such behaviors are demons and heretics in their eyes.

Ji Xuanyu felt nothing wrong.

Although there are many non-human beings such as gods, demons and evil spirits in the world, they either have their own ways or are subject to jurisdiction. There are not many evil spirits that can successfully harm people.

Go with the flow.

As soon as Zhou Ruirui withdrew, Zhou Chengma stepped forward again: "Listen to me, if you join forces with us, at worst, I will share [-]% with you!"

After he finished speaking, he gritted his teeth in pain, feeling that the money that was expected to be extorted earlier had to be mentioned again, otherwise it would not be enough, Ji Xuanyu flatly refused: "No need."

Zhou Cheng was angry: "Don't be ignorant of good and evil!"

He gave in, so what else! ?

Ji Xuanyu: "I'm not a liar, I want face."

It took Zhou Cheng two seconds to come to his senses, and immediately exploded: "Are you calling me shameless!?"

Ji Xuanyu blinked innocently: "I didn't say that."

Zhou Cheng took a deep breath: "You fucking——"

Zhou Cheng couldn't finish cursing, the little red bird flapped its wings, Zhou Cheng felt a pain on his face, accompanied by a crisp sound, his face couldn't help turning to the side, a red mark appeared.

It was as if someone had slapped him.

Zhou Cheng was hit by Ji Wuying's palm and was beaten blind.

He didn't see the little red bird's movements at all just now, but he subconsciously felt that this matter had nothing to do with Ji Xuanyu, so he was slapped, and after being stunned, he was so angry that he turned his head and opened his mouth to curse: "You fucking—— "

"Snapped!"

The left cheek is also red.

This time, I only had time to say three words.

"You he--"

"Snapped!"

"you--"

"Snapped!"

One slap is ignorant, two slaps are angry, and a few more slaps should not be anger, but fear.

Zhou Cheng was so angry that he was slapped in a series of slaps to make him full of fear. Stars were in his eyes, he shook his head and backed away, covered his face in horror and looked around. He didn't see anyone around him, and he didn't see any mechanism, but he was firmly beaten. hand.

Zhou Cheng covered his face, his lips began to tremble.

Ji Xuanyu had no intention of stopping the bird cub at all, seeing Zhou Cheng looking over, he calmed down and said, "Huh?"

After a while, a tragic cry erupted: "Ghost——!"

Zhou Cheng scrambled and scrambled towards Taoist Wenshan outside the house. Zhou Ruirui passed by with a cup of milk tea, looked at the house where nothing happened, and said inexplicably, "nervous."