Five classmates set me up again
Chapter 78
Gojo Satoru's character can't be said to be good, but to some extent it is very bad!
Quite egotistical, extremely willful, and completely self-centered.
——So, in the muddy and foul-smelling world of spells, it is natural to not be contaminated by the stinky mud, stride forward, and prepare to change the world on your own!
"Zhijiang, I'm going to change the magic world!" He decided like this willfully, without thinking about whether the magic world wants to be changed by him.
Just like choosing the side of justice, Gojo Satoru doesn't care what others think of him, nor does he care about the idea of "the strong should protect the weak". He just...does what he wants to do willfully.
Because I wanted to protect someone, I did it!It has nothing to do with justice, the strong, or the weak.
I want to do this - isn't that the biggest reason!
As for what other people think and think—who cares!
Gojo Satoru is a pure and simple person, pure willfulness, pure ego, pure-strength!
However, because of being too self-conscious, there are some problems with the cognition of the five ceilings, such as being completely unaware of his status in the magic world.
Gojo Satoru himself thinks that his importance is about 100, with a full score of 1000000, um, it fits his personality very well.But in fact... Gojo Satoru is [-] important to the magic world!
"Let's start with the teacher! Children are the future~"
The high-level executives were so nervous that they couldn't sleep, and the baldness made the entire magic world jump around. The super event that needed to be taken seriously ended in an incredible way.
Take off the student uniform, put on the teacher's uniform, comb the hair with magic power to look like a good card player, the new star in the teacher world - the legend of five three three begins!
Tian Shouzhi likes Gojo Satoru's freedom, and thinks Gojo Satoru can be more free.
"Wu-chan will be a good teacher." But being a teacher seems to be a good choice, "Wu-chan is happy."
Tian Shouzhi touched Wujo Wu's hair, under the action of the subtle magic power, the soft hair was anti-gravity and exaggerated.
But still good rua!
After all, the magic power just made the hair stand up in a way that pissed off Newton, and it didn't change the material into steel and plastic.
——Then, the next morning, Tian Shouzhi was shaken by what he said yesterday.
"Enlightenment, I'm going to be late." Tian Shouzhi was so fragmented that he forgot the fact that he was woken up by the alarm clock and quickly turned it off, only remembering that the sun was already shining on his eyes as soon as he opened his eyes.
"Gojo Satoru! Wake up! You're going to be late!"
Tian Shouzhi is very self-aware, and his suitability for the profession of teacher is 0, so he became a full-time magician normally.
The job of a conjurer is not idle, the only advantage should be that there is no hard working hours.
"Sleepy..." Gojo Gojo fell into a drowsy sleep, holding Tianshou Zhizhi and moaning, "Zhichan..."
Although he knew that Gojo Satoru might have done it on purpose, Tian Shouzhi softened his heart a little.
The patriarch of the Wutiao family, a spellcaster, and a teacher of a higher education institution all work three jobs alone, three times as much as 007!
And... Tian Shouzhi subconsciously touched behind her, but her palm was empty.
In the final analysis, Wujo Satoru slept so late yesterday, more than half of the responsibility should be his.
In the past, he didn't have the habit of cutting his hair regularly, so he grew his hair naturally. Later, because Gojo Satoru liked to play with his hair, Tenshouzhi didn't have the need to lose it, so he just kept it.
But after graduating and entering the society, Tian Shouzhi is already a "professional" super magician. Short hair is indeed much more convenient and refreshing, so he simply cut off his hair without discussing it with Gojo Satoru.
007 was tired all day, Gojo Satoru, who had just got off the plane and was about to surprise Tenshouzhi, was startled by Tenshouzhi's fright.
Adults collapse in an instant!
Tian Shouzhi didn't expect Gojo Satoru's reaction to be so strong, and he coaxed the tossing big cat to sleep until the early morning, when he could hardly stand upright.
His bony hands touched and touched Aman Shouzhi's back, and Gojo Satoru muttered: "Zhi-chan?" How about his - such a big cat teaser? !
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Stop pretending, Chen B's big gadgets are all over him!Is this person a perpetual motion machine?I fell asleep a few hours ago. Normally speaking, is it really okay to be so energetic now? !
"Alas..." After all, it was a mistake, Tian Shouzhi pushed the sticky big cat back on the bed, and stuffed the pillow into his arms.
Gojo Satoru, who was dissatisfied with the pillow, struggled for a while, his eyelashes fluttered slightly, but after all, he couldn't resist the warm and soft blanket, and soon fell into a deep sleep.
The weather in early April is just getting warmer, and the warm quilt in this weather is like catnip.Today happened to be a changeable weather from sunny to rainy, and the sound of white noise and rain made people sleep well. When Gojo Satoru suddenly remembered that he was going to class and jumped out of the bed, it was already eleven o'clock at noon.
"It's no good, I'm going to be late!" Gojo Satoru quickly took off his pajamas, and then suddenly remembered, "No, I've already graduated!" So he fell limply again, pulled the quilt over and prepared to continue sleeping happily.
"Huh..." The sound of breathing that soon became steady was enough to prove how good Gojo Satoru's sleep quality was.
Wait, there seems to be something wrong.
He did graduate, but...
"It's not good, it's not good, it's not good!" Gojo Satoru put on his clothes quickly at the "strongest" speed, grabbed the bandages, and ran out quickly without even taking care of his hair.
Gojo Satoru even thought of an excuse when he rushed to the school with a teleportation "咻".
I met a lost kitten on the road, and because I was so pitiful, I helped Meow to find the owner-this excuse sounds great!
As a result, I ran to the school to see that it was empty and there was no one there.
"Principal, what's the matter with you! Didn't you notify me of today's holiday?!" Mao Mao realized it!Maomao dumped the pot!
Before the night moth got angry, Gojo Gojo heard Tenshouzhi's voice on the other end of the phone with sharp ears.
"...I prefer sukiyaki hot pot, it's delicious when it's hot!"
There is also an unfamiliar male voice: "I know a very delicious hot pot restaurant, let's go together next time."
Gojo Satoru's radar immediately buzzed non-stop. Who is this man? !Why did he lure-Abducted Zhijiang?Damn it, is it poaching a corner? !Then there is no other way, and before that, let’s destroy his humanity first!
Wujo Wuchao bravely asked the address against Ye Mo Zhengdao's anger, and Ye Mo Zhengdao became even more angry: "Wujo Wu, listen carefully to me—"
Before he finished speaking, Gojo Satoru had already appeared in front of him.
Ye Mozheng said: "..." Still, you're so caring?Came here specially to make him vent... anger?
Wujo Wutiao rushed to Tian Shouzhi with strides, tore off the messy bandages on his eyes, looked at the man opposite Tian Shouzhi with full aura of Zhenggong, and then went to Tian Shouzhi like a boneless body: "Anada, I didn’t see you when I woke up, so I’m so scared~” It’s really “a puddle”, and even the sound can be squeezed out of water.
While raising the "diamond ring" that he took out with rough diamonds in his hand, he "inadvertently" hooked up the necklace hanging around Tian Shouzhi's neck. Although it is a simple and low-key plain ring design, because the ring itself is made of diamonds , the cutting master is also the top in the industry, every surface is perfect, low-key but can blind people's eyes.
"Ananda, when I got married, she clearly said to me, 'I will coax me into every dream, and I will appear in my reality as soon as I wake up'. Don't these count?"
Night Moth said rightly: "..."
man:"…………"
Everyone present: "..."
Tian Shouzhi covered his mouth, wishing to immediately expand the domain and give everyone present a memory-emptying technique.
Forget it, just destroy it!
It's also fortunate that Gaozhuan is in a remote suburb, and they haven't completely gone out of the scope of Gaozhuan. If this happened in the urban area...
Forget it, just move off this planet!
It was hard for Gojo Satoru to understand the matter of "everyone come out for dinner", but Gojo Satoru didn't have the slightest intention to reflect on it. Instead, it stuck to Tian Shouzhi's body like an oversized human-shaped pendant, which couldn't be torn off: "It's what you want To isolate my fault!"
Tian Shouzhi said indifferently: "It's not 'thinking', but 'already isolating' you. And as a teacher, you can't even recognize your own students, don't you feel ashamed?"
"It's too much!" Gojo Satoru's first reaction was not to quibble with the last sentence, but to act like a baby first, "Is Zhichan's conscience broken? Obviously I am so cute~"
"No cat sculptures."
Then he said to his first class of students without knowing how to read: "Seven students, I am Gojo Satoru, and I am your head teacher~"
Classmate Erchuan: "..." Can I really learn something here?Why isn't his teacher Tianshou teacher!
Other freshmen: "..." What's going on in this school!
It just so happened that this year's three freshmen, all of ordinary origin, obviously had a hard time adapting to Gojo Satoru's style. In a Japanese society where "social distance" is emphasized, Gojo Satoru's personality... really makes people feel a little sick.
Students in the second, third and fourth grades have become accustomed to it. Although it has become a relationship between students and teachers, not long ago, they were still "poor juniors who were constantly shown affection."
Tian Shouzhi flicked him on the forehead: "It's classmate Erchuan!"
"Zhijiang, don't you love me?! Others say 'the seven-year itch', and we haven't even been married for seven months~ Huaxinnan!" Gojo Wujo shouted angrily, "Ah~ Zhizhi Sauce has despised me, so pitiful~"
Tian Shouzhi's head hurts: "If you continue to make trouble, you will really be isolated! And don't you sleep soundly? It doesn't matter if you wake up after a little sleep. Anyway, I have already finished the class for you."
Gojo Satoru could hear Tian Shouzhi's concern for him, and immediately said sweetly: "I'm already a teacher, right? You must have the self-consciousness to be a 'teacher'~"
Then he immediately put his face on it again: "So soft, so soft! Zhichan's face is like cotton candy~ It's so good to have Zhichan give me a charge! Hey, Zhichan kiss me, it can make me feel faster I'm done charging!"
"I reject."
Freshmen: "..." Does their high school life really have a future?Didn't he die halfway? !
Then, the freshmen, who were worried about this, saw the horror of "a special-level conjurer because there are only special-level ones" in the afternoon.
"boom--"
Gojo Satoru, who directly pierced the map, pulled out a dead branch (?) from the corner where he was merciful, frowning with some distress: "It's not good, it's not easy to meet a magic spirit who is good at the spiritual department, it won't be like this Are you going to die?"
"Is it really super?" Gojo Gojo shook it, trying to check whether it was still conscious, "Hey, can you hear the sound?"
The three residual blood almost became the unlucky ones who had to use the funeral expenses of the magician's "seven insurances and one fund" on the first day in the history of the college: "..." It wasn't like this when it hit us!
The students who were alive and kicking half an hour ago suddenly turned into three tattered rag dolls, and the "slightly" angry Gojo Satoru couldn't control his strength.
The power of destroying the world, almost tearing the world apart, made the three teenagers who had just come into contact with the "fantasy world" so shocked that they froze in place, subconsciously holding their breath.
Good, great——
This... is the strongest!
I don't know whether it's the joy of escaping death, the fear of facing a powerful force, or the awe of Gojo Satoru, the three teenagers have completely lost their words.
Then—"Wake up, wake up! Isn't the curse spirit capable of 'infinite rebirth'? Does your horn say this is a horn? It doesn't matter anyway, a part of you is still there, proving that you haven't been completely exorcised yet Wake up, just move around so I know you're still alive~"
As soon as Gojo Satoru opened his mouth, the atmosphere disappeared.
Five three three!Can't you even read the air? !
However, since the expression is easy to control, Gojo Satoru is quite confident: "It's all right, the teacher has taught you the bad curse spirit~"
Good, good... If they were in front of a lot of nonsense, they would definitely be moved to a mess, and they would be so handsome that they would doubt their sexual orientation!But what is your tone of coaxing kindergarten children now, wow!
In short, although Gojo Satoru's career as a teacher has been bumpy and bumpy, it has continued happily on the whole.
Tian Shouzhi has the special-grade magic spirit captured by Wujo Wuxin, and the derivatives of the magic spirit power plant have become more diverse.
The current main business of the power plant is still power generation, but because the prospect of "spell power generation" is really vast, almost zero cost, pollution-free and high-profit power generation, just need to be careful not to let the mantra run away and cause harm to ordinary people, it is a profit Trillion super market.
No matter how "mysterious" the magician is, no matter how high the air is, to put it bluntly, they are just a group of human beings.Human beings have desires and ambitions.
Tian Shouzhi and Wujo Wu put money, the source of all evil, in front of the conjurer, and they didn't need to persuade them anymore, they would rush to get involved with red eyes.
Almost all the rich, well-connected and status families have become shareholders of the power plant, and Jing began to fully support Tian Shouzhi's "Spell Efficiency Improvement Plan". Modern technology + investment of all resources made the progress frighteningly fast.
The first is the improvement of power generation efficiency. New power plants are still under construction, so at present, those power plants have increased from one billion to a stable power generation of 50 billion kWh per month. Excluding various expenses, the monthly profit has reached 100. billions of yen.This is not the limit. There are still a lot of unnecessary losses in the process from the "work" of the mantra to heat energy (kinetic energy potential energy) and then to electrical energy, and there is still a huge room for improvement.
It is completely incomparable with the boss of the power company, but the key advantage is that the cost of Mantra Power is almost zero!Other power generation companies want to burn coal, depending on whether God rewards them or not, but the magic spirit power generation does not need to worry about anything, as long as human beings still have negative emotions, the magic spirit will not be drained.
After all the families spent resources to help, while the power generation efficiency of the spell spirit increased, Tian Shouzhi's "spell power collection" also had rough results.
The spell spirits themselves are an integrated body of spell power. Now the spell masters have made the ground in the tent into a super-large spell tool that can "continuously absorb the spell power of the spell spirits in the venue", although the loss in the step of storing spell power is very huge , but it is not a small breakthrough.
"What if, like electricity, we don't store it, but use it directly for production?" Tian Shouzhi's opinion has been regarded as an existence like an "imperial decree", and the spell masters of various schools put aside their prejudices (in under the threat of profit), and soon produced the first fully automatic production and manufacturing machine for spell tools in the spell world.
But that's it.
A spell is different from an electronic chip. An electronic chip can work 24 hours a day, but a conjurer with a spell cannot.
A powerful conjurer cannot be trapped in the factory. For a weak conjurer, half an hour of uninterrupted work is already the limit.
The appearance of the special magic spirit Hanayu who ran out to attack the new students, and was caught by Gojo Satoru and almost wiped out, just solved this problem.
Limited by the current technology, those spell spirits that only have instincts are useless at all. Even the rare special-grade spell spirits have incredibly few examples of being able to communicate.
"Let's talk about cooperation. You attacked our students. According to the general procedure, you have been exorcised now." Tian Shouzhi tried to reason with it, "But I can feel that you are not a bad curse spirit, right? ? Since it is a forest-related curse spirit, can we all work together as a bridge for 'harmonious coexistence between man and nature'?"
At the beginning, Huayu wanted to refuse to communicate, but he couldn't bear Wutiao Gotagou, and he didn't do anything to abuse future employees.
Hua Yu's mentality directly collapsed to the point where she wanted to exterminate herself!
Don't come, don't come, I can't stand it anymore!
Being bombarded by [茈] and almost disappearing physically and suffering from Gojo Satoru PTSD is already miserable enough, but to be unilaterally treated as Gojo Satoru’s emotional trash can every day, and the buzzing in the ears is full of "Ah, those rotten oranges are so annoying, why not Kill them all." "It's hard work for people in society. Going to work every day is like going to a grave." "Fortunately, the students are cute, otherwise I want to blow up the school together." Playing 【】【】【】, although I think the requirement of 【】【】【】 is a little too much, but Ming Zhi-chan is also very comfortable." "Today Zhi-chan didn't kiss me, so I went to kiss Zhi-chan , Zhi-chan doesn’t love me yet?” “Zhi-chan is so cute, I opened my eyes to look at him when I kissed Zhi-chan yesterday, Zhi-chan’s face was so red.” “My teeth are white, I don’t want to go to work, I want to be with Zhi-chan Let's sleep in the kotatsu"...
The ones in the front are okay, but the ones in the back are some kind of jk bestie talk? !I'm not jk, let alone your girlfriend!And why do you always show me the blinding ring on your finger? !
Come on!I will agree to any request!Everything is fine!Take Gojo Satoru away!
When Tian Shouzhi heard Hua Yu begging him to go over, he blurted out subconsciously: "I'm afraid I've realized it." Looking over, it was lying in the corner, obviously it was a curse spirit, but every line of its body was full of "tiredness" And "lifeless".
Tian Shouzhi inevitably felt sympathetic to Huayu, looked at the "haggard" curse spirit, and handed him the product plan.
Tian Shouzhi didn't intend to make a spell tool exclusively for conjurers. There are only a few people in the entire conjuration world. If you want to have big ambitions, you must look at the world!Make everyone a potential customer.
Fighting and killing things are very profitable, but can they be sold publicly?Can it play a positive role in the spiritual world of people? !
According to Hana Yu's ability, Tian Shouzhi specially designed the "sleep aid fragrance" which is really easy to use!
Hana Yu's spiritual skills can make Gojo Satoru such a super-standard conjurer fall into the trap. Although there is an element of defenselessness, it is enough to brag about!
The sleep aid fragrance does not require such a strong mantra. It only needs a little bit of mantra to relax the mind, so as to achieve sleep aid, meditation, concentration and other effects. It works for three hours at a time, which can be said to be very convenient !
This product is an "experiment" that can be produced before. The "spell" is provided by a fourth-level conjurer from the logistics department of [Window]. sleep master.
After entering the factory, the "sleep aids" made are quite easy to use, but limited by the strength of the conjurer himself, 15 minutes is already the limit, so a small part of the products are only for Yusanjia, senior directors and politicians Used by powerful people.
Huayu just wanted to get rid of Wujo Wu, and he didn't care what Tianshouzhi said, not to mention that even a curse spirit couldn't understand human writing, so he entered the factory at a speed that could be said to be urgent.
The magic equipment factory is still under the name of the power plant. Considering that the distribution of benefits is a very troublesome matter, the establishment meeting of the board of directors of the magic power plant is already a nightmare that he does not want to go through again, so the magic equipment factory simply hangs under the name of the power plant. Next, the benefit distribution is fine-tuned according to the contribution of each company.
"Isn't this nonsense!" The extreme conjurer was very opposed to the method of using spell spirits.Although power plants also use mantras, they don't use mantras directly. There are many steps between the mantras and electricity.
Tian Shouzhi didn't talk nonsense, and asked directly with a cold face: "Then you quit?"
The old orange who was the first to jump out shut up. Although his family only accounted for [-]% of the shares, it is still not a small number. It took a lot of money to win it. If he is gone , his own people would definitely tear him alive.
"Anyone else have an opinion?"
No one dared to meet his gaze.
"Then let's get started." It's so cool, the feeling of □□ is really cool!It's really cool to see this group of squeaky rotten oranges not pleasing to his eyes, but secretly holding their breath and licking their faces to please him!
Although the first generation of "sleep aid fragrance" is fragrance, it has no smell itself. It is called fragrance by soaking a sesame-sized spell in a scented candle, and the smell emitted by the candle after burning.
But the fragrance produced by Huayu is the real fragrance. It is not a taste deliberately adjusted by the essence, but a pure, natural fragrance with blooming flowers, lush vegetation, tranquility and leisure.
"It's so beautiful..." Just smelling the scent, closing the eyes, the picture of the sea of flowers and the forest appeared in my mind.
Tian Shouzhi immediately asked Hana to try to add a "specific flavor".
"Regular smells, rose, osmanthus, lavender, strawberry, guava, lemon, mint... Can these be made?" The exact product has been obtained, and the fragrance is as natural as being in a sea of flowers and an orchard. Tian Shouzhi felt that this product could really explode!
"Have people hold a job fair immediately, and set up a fragrance research department." No need to mention how soothing the spirit is, just this pure and unpretentious, all kinds of fragrances can be simulated, and the "phantom smell" of all perfumes can be simulated. Just enough to drive everyone crazy.
After confirming that Hua Yu can work 24 hours a day and will not be absolutely tired at all, and that the output is stable and can produce a large amount, the propaganda department immediately started to move.
Yusanjia is itself a consortium in the world of ordinary people. There will be no shortcomings in various resources and brand concepts, and they can be used when they are pulled out.
Although it is the same "fragrance" product, there are three grades of low, medium and high products, the difference is only in the fragrance and duration of the fragrance.
The lowest price for a low-end bottle is [-] yen. There are a total of [-] sleep aid fragrances, each of which can last for five hours.
The lowest price for a mid-range bottle is 36 yen. There are a total of [-] capsules of sleep aid fragrance, and the effect of each capsule can last for seven hours.
The lowest price for a high-end bottle is 100 million yen. There are a total of [-] sleep aid fragrances, each of which can last for eight hours.
The low-end aroma is the most common and monotonous, while the high-end aroma has the most choices and the richest layers.
In addition, there is a "Natural", which has no aroma at first glance, but it has everything when you smell it carefully.
Tian Shouzhi felt that these people were a little too outrageous, but when the fragrance was launched, the sales immediately exploded, and the frighteningly expensive "Natural" was all sold out of stock, and the spell masters worked overtime to drive out the three processing production lines, but they couldn't sell enough. , the cheapest low-end fragrance has been fried to [-] yen per capsule in the hands of scalpers, and the supply is in short supply.
After all, even if it is a low-end "most common" fragrance, the fragrance can completely outshine all the perfumes in the world, and if you buy it, you will earn it.
Well and most importantly, the effect of the fragrance is great!
Whether it is sleeping or studying or working, whether it is depression or anxiety, as long as you light a fragrance, the whole person will relax, as if returning to the most peaceful and leisurely time in the mother's womb.
When the fragrance was first launched, there was even a news that all the employees of an office building were late. Without exception, they skipped work because they slept too comfortably after using the fragrance. Sleeping in the dark at home, so comfortable that I don't want to get up.
The quality of sleep is improved, the efficiency of study and work is improved, and even the irritability of quarreling with others is much less.
There is also a small easter egg, because most of the scents of the fragrance are floral and fruity, which arouses many people's love for plants, which in turn makes many people have the awareness of protecting and loving nature, and even Someone spontaneously organized the activities of planting trees and flowers.
To describe it as daily progress, it can only be said that the ignorant profitability surprised all the conjurers, and all the voices that were not many at first disappeared completely. shares to tie it up" and no one objected.
Of course, this [-]% of the shares must be cut from each shareholder, which is definitely a pain in the flesh.But the possibility of Hana walking away scares them even more.
Have you ever seen a profit of 100 billion a day?They had lived for so many years before seeing each other for the first time.Who can let go after seeing it once?
Tian Shouzhi told Hanayu about this matter, and told it: "As a punishment for hurting my student, you have to work for the power plant for 100 years. After 100 years, I will set you free. 100 years, yes! Spiritually speaking, the well doesn’t last long, does it?”
Hua Yu was silent for a long time, and said to Tian Shouzhi: "I don't need shares, and I will not run away. I will 'become a bridge between man and nature' as you said."
Compared with killing all human beings, Huayu, who has the whole earth in his heart, is obviously more interested in the future that Tianshouzhi builds.
"Shares are still required." Tian Shouzhi reminded it, "With enough money, you can buy the whole of Tokyo and turn it into a forest."
A small flower popped out of Hua Yu's head, obviously very moved by this idea.
"Then can I buy the whole earth?"
"In some countries, the land cannot be sold privately, such as the continent next door, but there is a contract system, you can contract it to plant trees and flowers. As long as you have enough money, it is no problem to buy 80.00% of the earth. "
"!!!" Hua Yu was moved!
Tian Shouzhi, who owns 20.00% of the shares, gave it an encouraging hug.
By the way, Wujo Wu's shares are 20.00% one, and Wujojia's shares are 15%.However, at present, it is necessary to reduce 1% of [-] by the same amount.
The business of the magic spirit power plant is in full swing, and soon, the magicians have experienced the troubles from "what to do if there are too many magic spirits" in the past to "can't there be more capable super magic spirits?" .
There are still so many curse spirits that even the conjurers 007 can't exorcise them all, but the mentality of the conjurers is completely different.
Multiple projects are being developed at the same time, but there are too few mantras who can communicate and cooperate, which really makes shareholders worry.
"Or, let Xia Youjie come back?"
There are not many wise mantras that can communicate with people, but manipulators of mantras can manipulate mantras!Don't need to communicate, wouldn't it be good to order directly? !
Someone immediately reprimanded: "Are you kidding! He is a wanted criminal!" Then thinking of the profits Hua Yu had generated, he swallowed the words back.
"It is inevitable for young people to make mistakes. Fortunately, Xia You did not make irreparable mistakes." He completely forgot how urgently he wanted Xia Youjie to be executed.
Gojo Satoru didn't express any opinion when he knew about it. Anyway, he wasn't going to be a lobbyist. It's so interesting to watch the rotten oranges want to lick them in anger!
"Pigs need to be fattened to kill~" Wujo Satoru hummed a messy song, and happily started a day of teaching (teasing) and learning (students).
The director department had no choice but to bite the bullet and do it by himself.The arrogant and corrupt tangerines don't know what "solicitation" is, and they used their connections to frantically suppress the cults in Japan from the very beginning.
Japan's religion is very arrogant and excessive, because religion is a tool, and the effect of making money cannot be better!When money is available, the upper echelon turns a blind eye to all kinds of religious behavior.
Therefore, there are too many cult groups that commit crimes in the name of religion to be banned.
But in the same way, as long as the interests are sufficient, the "evil religion" will be overwhelmed by dozens of high-pressure policies overnight.
Supplemented by forceful suppression, the winter was not over yet, and Tian Shouzhi could no longer see the propagandists who pulled (forced) people to become religious on the road.
As the goal of the Director's Department, the Panxing Sect was naturally "taken care of" with emphasis.Not to mention directly cutting off the source of funds for the Panxing Sect, one counts as one, and arresting all the members of the Panxing Sect.
The Panxing Sect is a group that has a deep connection with the magic world, and there is more or less black material about the Panxing Sect in the magic world.
There were interests involved before, and they were unwilling to let the Panxing Sect "disappear" and were reluctant.
But now there are greater interests in front of them. One is a tool person who can manipulate the magic spirit to earn huge benefits for them, and the other is a former tool that is dispensable and will not hurt the bones. Everyone knows how to choose.
Xia Youjie is very strong, as the only fourth super class in the magic world, no one dares to underestimate his strength, but he is strong, but he can't protect ordinary people!
The police arrested ordinary people, so what did they have to do with him, Xia Youjie.
Xia Youjie didn't care, and didn't even think about it, until Nanako and Mimiko suddenly said to him, "Master Xia You, we don't even have money to buy dinner."
Xia Youjie:? ? ?
Xia Youjie didn't have the habit of using cash as a bed, so the money was naturally stored in the bank, but now all the assets of Panxingjiao have been frozen, the cash in the wallet has been spent, and the money in the bank card cannot be withdrawn. pauper.
This is not over yet, after making people poor, the director department also sent Xia Youjie a long "text message", to the effect that we will not pursue your mistakes, come back, put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately, as long as If you are willing to turn back, we are willing to cancel the arrest warrant and withdraw the death penalty.But after all, you have killed a lot of people, so it is difficult to convince the public if you let go like this, so I will give you a chance to redeem your sins, and now join our "Humans and Cursed Spirits Harmonious Coexistence" plan, you can...
Luo Li babbled thousands of words, and Xia Youjie was so angry that he crushed his phone before he finished reading it.Are these people crazy? !Capture his tools, freeze the money, and then want him to work for them? !
No one with dozens of catties of brain stones can't think of this logic!
In a fit of rage, Xia Youjie stormed the old house of a high-level supervisor, thinking that he would be able to be quiet for a few days based on his delusional urination.
Then unexpectedly, the director department gave him a new job.
Xia Youjie went from indifference, to anger, and now to "if you're bored, let's do it" in just half a year.
The director's department also lowered their posture again and again, but now Xia Youjie ran away when he saw them. They couldn't figure it out, why?Whether it's solicitation or giving money, it's obvious that the director department came first.It's okay to defect, we won't pursue it now, not only will we not pursue it, we will send you money, why don't you go back to the warm home of the director department?
Xia Youjie: Don't come here ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—
Gojo Satoru opened his sleepy blue eyes. After sitting up from the bed, he immediately fell limply on Tian Shouzhi's body. Before anyone could see his hazy beautiful eyes, he closed them again. up.
"Zhijiang, what are you looking at?" The murmur was completely sleepy.
Clinging to Tian Shouzhi's body for a few times, Wujo Wujo hugged him from behind, turned his face sideways and used Tian Shouzhi as a pillow, and groaned twice, preparing to continue sleeping.
Tian Shouzhi raised his hand and rubbed Wujo Wu's head. His fluffy hair was softer than clouds, and almost instantly, most of Tianshouzhi's anger was eliminated.
"Aren't you going to pick up the new students today? Get up quickly." Tian Shouzhi patted the hand clasped around his waist, signaling the clingy cat to let go of its claws.
Year after year, Wujo Wu has new students every year, and is late every year!
"Well, Zhichan, touch it again." Automatically converting Tianshouzhi's words into what he wanted to hear, Tianshouzhi's reminder completely changed into another meaning in Gojo Wu's ears. Not only did he not let go of his paws, but he Tian Shouzhi changed his position, like a beautiful puppet cat begging for food, rubbing against the owner's body, obediently wanting to be petted and fed.
The big cat that has not woken up relies on instinct to stick to the owner, with a sweet voice... Although the body is not soft, the face is so soft!
"Childish sauce... touch it again..."
Under Gojo Satoru's coquettish attack, Tian Shouzhi's brain was confused for a second, but the slight pain from biting his teeth into his shoulder quickly pulled him back.
"Boom!"
"Aww!" Gojo Goku rolled on the bed clutching his swollen head, "Zhijiang, it hurts so much!"
The tearful cat is very pitiful, but in Tenshouji's squinted eyes
Quite egotistical, extremely willful, and completely self-centered.
——So, in the muddy and foul-smelling world of spells, it is natural to not be contaminated by the stinky mud, stride forward, and prepare to change the world on your own!
"Zhijiang, I'm going to change the magic world!" He decided like this willfully, without thinking about whether the magic world wants to be changed by him.
Just like choosing the side of justice, Gojo Satoru doesn't care what others think of him, nor does he care about the idea of "the strong should protect the weak". He just...does what he wants to do willfully.
Because I wanted to protect someone, I did it!It has nothing to do with justice, the strong, or the weak.
I want to do this - isn't that the biggest reason!
As for what other people think and think—who cares!
Gojo Satoru is a pure and simple person, pure willfulness, pure ego, pure-strength!
However, because of being too self-conscious, there are some problems with the cognition of the five ceilings, such as being completely unaware of his status in the magic world.
Gojo Satoru himself thinks that his importance is about 100, with a full score of 1000000, um, it fits his personality very well.But in fact... Gojo Satoru is [-] important to the magic world!
"Let's start with the teacher! Children are the future~"
The high-level executives were so nervous that they couldn't sleep, and the baldness made the entire magic world jump around. The super event that needed to be taken seriously ended in an incredible way.
Take off the student uniform, put on the teacher's uniform, comb the hair with magic power to look like a good card player, the new star in the teacher world - the legend of five three three begins!
Tian Shouzhi likes Gojo Satoru's freedom, and thinks Gojo Satoru can be more free.
"Wu-chan will be a good teacher." But being a teacher seems to be a good choice, "Wu-chan is happy."
Tian Shouzhi touched Wujo Wu's hair, under the action of the subtle magic power, the soft hair was anti-gravity and exaggerated.
But still good rua!
After all, the magic power just made the hair stand up in a way that pissed off Newton, and it didn't change the material into steel and plastic.
——Then, the next morning, Tian Shouzhi was shaken by what he said yesterday.
"Enlightenment, I'm going to be late." Tian Shouzhi was so fragmented that he forgot the fact that he was woken up by the alarm clock and quickly turned it off, only remembering that the sun was already shining on his eyes as soon as he opened his eyes.
"Gojo Satoru! Wake up! You're going to be late!"
Tian Shouzhi is very self-aware, and his suitability for the profession of teacher is 0, so he became a full-time magician normally.
The job of a conjurer is not idle, the only advantage should be that there is no hard working hours.
"Sleepy..." Gojo Gojo fell into a drowsy sleep, holding Tianshou Zhizhi and moaning, "Zhichan..."
Although he knew that Gojo Satoru might have done it on purpose, Tian Shouzhi softened his heart a little.
The patriarch of the Wutiao family, a spellcaster, and a teacher of a higher education institution all work three jobs alone, three times as much as 007!
And... Tian Shouzhi subconsciously touched behind her, but her palm was empty.
In the final analysis, Wujo Satoru slept so late yesterday, more than half of the responsibility should be his.
In the past, he didn't have the habit of cutting his hair regularly, so he grew his hair naturally. Later, because Gojo Satoru liked to play with his hair, Tenshouzhi didn't have the need to lose it, so he just kept it.
But after graduating and entering the society, Tian Shouzhi is already a "professional" super magician. Short hair is indeed much more convenient and refreshing, so he simply cut off his hair without discussing it with Gojo Satoru.
007 was tired all day, Gojo Satoru, who had just got off the plane and was about to surprise Tenshouzhi, was startled by Tenshouzhi's fright.
Adults collapse in an instant!
Tian Shouzhi didn't expect Gojo Satoru's reaction to be so strong, and he coaxed the tossing big cat to sleep until the early morning, when he could hardly stand upright.
His bony hands touched and touched Aman Shouzhi's back, and Gojo Satoru muttered: "Zhi-chan?" How about his - such a big cat teaser? !
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Stop pretending, Chen B's big gadgets are all over him!Is this person a perpetual motion machine?I fell asleep a few hours ago. Normally speaking, is it really okay to be so energetic now? !
"Alas..." After all, it was a mistake, Tian Shouzhi pushed the sticky big cat back on the bed, and stuffed the pillow into his arms.
Gojo Satoru, who was dissatisfied with the pillow, struggled for a while, his eyelashes fluttered slightly, but after all, he couldn't resist the warm and soft blanket, and soon fell into a deep sleep.
The weather in early April is just getting warmer, and the warm quilt in this weather is like catnip.Today happened to be a changeable weather from sunny to rainy, and the sound of white noise and rain made people sleep well. When Gojo Satoru suddenly remembered that he was going to class and jumped out of the bed, it was already eleven o'clock at noon.
"It's no good, I'm going to be late!" Gojo Satoru quickly took off his pajamas, and then suddenly remembered, "No, I've already graduated!" So he fell limply again, pulled the quilt over and prepared to continue sleeping happily.
"Huh..." The sound of breathing that soon became steady was enough to prove how good Gojo Satoru's sleep quality was.
Wait, there seems to be something wrong.
He did graduate, but...
"It's not good, it's not good, it's not good!" Gojo Satoru put on his clothes quickly at the "strongest" speed, grabbed the bandages, and ran out quickly without even taking care of his hair.
Gojo Satoru even thought of an excuse when he rushed to the school with a teleportation "咻".
I met a lost kitten on the road, and because I was so pitiful, I helped Meow to find the owner-this excuse sounds great!
As a result, I ran to the school to see that it was empty and there was no one there.
"Principal, what's the matter with you! Didn't you notify me of today's holiday?!" Mao Mao realized it!Maomao dumped the pot!
Before the night moth got angry, Gojo Gojo heard Tenshouzhi's voice on the other end of the phone with sharp ears.
"...I prefer sukiyaki hot pot, it's delicious when it's hot!"
There is also an unfamiliar male voice: "I know a very delicious hot pot restaurant, let's go together next time."
Gojo Satoru's radar immediately buzzed non-stop. Who is this man? !Why did he lure-Abducted Zhijiang?Damn it, is it poaching a corner? !Then there is no other way, and before that, let’s destroy his humanity first!
Wujo Wuchao bravely asked the address against Ye Mo Zhengdao's anger, and Ye Mo Zhengdao became even more angry: "Wujo Wu, listen carefully to me—"
Before he finished speaking, Gojo Satoru had already appeared in front of him.
Ye Mozheng said: "..." Still, you're so caring?Came here specially to make him vent... anger?
Wujo Wutiao rushed to Tian Shouzhi with strides, tore off the messy bandages on his eyes, looked at the man opposite Tian Shouzhi with full aura of Zhenggong, and then went to Tian Shouzhi like a boneless body: "Anada, I didn’t see you when I woke up, so I’m so scared~” It’s really “a puddle”, and even the sound can be squeezed out of water.
While raising the "diamond ring" that he took out with rough diamonds in his hand, he "inadvertently" hooked up the necklace hanging around Tian Shouzhi's neck. Although it is a simple and low-key plain ring design, because the ring itself is made of diamonds , the cutting master is also the top in the industry, every surface is perfect, low-key but can blind people's eyes.
"Ananda, when I got married, she clearly said to me, 'I will coax me into every dream, and I will appear in my reality as soon as I wake up'. Don't these count?"
Night Moth said rightly: "..."
man:"…………"
Everyone present: "..."
Tian Shouzhi covered his mouth, wishing to immediately expand the domain and give everyone present a memory-emptying technique.
Forget it, just destroy it!
It's also fortunate that Gaozhuan is in a remote suburb, and they haven't completely gone out of the scope of Gaozhuan. If this happened in the urban area...
Forget it, just move off this planet!
It was hard for Gojo Satoru to understand the matter of "everyone come out for dinner", but Gojo Satoru didn't have the slightest intention to reflect on it. Instead, it stuck to Tian Shouzhi's body like an oversized human-shaped pendant, which couldn't be torn off: "It's what you want To isolate my fault!"
Tian Shouzhi said indifferently: "It's not 'thinking', but 'already isolating' you. And as a teacher, you can't even recognize your own students, don't you feel ashamed?"
"It's too much!" Gojo Satoru's first reaction was not to quibble with the last sentence, but to act like a baby first, "Is Zhichan's conscience broken? Obviously I am so cute~"
"No cat sculptures."
Then he said to his first class of students without knowing how to read: "Seven students, I am Gojo Satoru, and I am your head teacher~"
Classmate Erchuan: "..." Can I really learn something here?Why isn't his teacher Tianshou teacher!
Other freshmen: "..." What's going on in this school!
It just so happened that this year's three freshmen, all of ordinary origin, obviously had a hard time adapting to Gojo Satoru's style. In a Japanese society where "social distance" is emphasized, Gojo Satoru's personality... really makes people feel a little sick.
Students in the second, third and fourth grades have become accustomed to it. Although it has become a relationship between students and teachers, not long ago, they were still "poor juniors who were constantly shown affection."
Tian Shouzhi flicked him on the forehead: "It's classmate Erchuan!"
"Zhijiang, don't you love me?! Others say 'the seven-year itch', and we haven't even been married for seven months~ Huaxinnan!" Gojo Wujo shouted angrily, "Ah~ Zhizhi Sauce has despised me, so pitiful~"
Tian Shouzhi's head hurts: "If you continue to make trouble, you will really be isolated! And don't you sleep soundly? It doesn't matter if you wake up after a little sleep. Anyway, I have already finished the class for you."
Gojo Satoru could hear Tian Shouzhi's concern for him, and immediately said sweetly: "I'm already a teacher, right? You must have the self-consciousness to be a 'teacher'~"
Then he immediately put his face on it again: "So soft, so soft! Zhichan's face is like cotton candy~ It's so good to have Zhichan give me a charge! Hey, Zhichan kiss me, it can make me feel faster I'm done charging!"
"I reject."
Freshmen: "..." Does their high school life really have a future?Didn't he die halfway? !
Then, the freshmen, who were worried about this, saw the horror of "a special-level conjurer because there are only special-level ones" in the afternoon.
"boom--"
Gojo Satoru, who directly pierced the map, pulled out a dead branch (?) from the corner where he was merciful, frowning with some distress: "It's not good, it's not easy to meet a magic spirit who is good at the spiritual department, it won't be like this Are you going to die?"
"Is it really super?" Gojo Gojo shook it, trying to check whether it was still conscious, "Hey, can you hear the sound?"
The three residual blood almost became the unlucky ones who had to use the funeral expenses of the magician's "seven insurances and one fund" on the first day in the history of the college: "..." It wasn't like this when it hit us!
The students who were alive and kicking half an hour ago suddenly turned into three tattered rag dolls, and the "slightly" angry Gojo Satoru couldn't control his strength.
The power of destroying the world, almost tearing the world apart, made the three teenagers who had just come into contact with the "fantasy world" so shocked that they froze in place, subconsciously holding their breath.
Good, great——
This... is the strongest!
I don't know whether it's the joy of escaping death, the fear of facing a powerful force, or the awe of Gojo Satoru, the three teenagers have completely lost their words.
Then—"Wake up, wake up! Isn't the curse spirit capable of 'infinite rebirth'? Does your horn say this is a horn? It doesn't matter anyway, a part of you is still there, proving that you haven't been completely exorcised yet Wake up, just move around so I know you're still alive~"
As soon as Gojo Satoru opened his mouth, the atmosphere disappeared.
Five three three!Can't you even read the air? !
However, since the expression is easy to control, Gojo Satoru is quite confident: "It's all right, the teacher has taught you the bad curse spirit~"
Good, good... If they were in front of a lot of nonsense, they would definitely be moved to a mess, and they would be so handsome that they would doubt their sexual orientation!But what is your tone of coaxing kindergarten children now, wow!
In short, although Gojo Satoru's career as a teacher has been bumpy and bumpy, it has continued happily on the whole.
Tian Shouzhi has the special-grade magic spirit captured by Wujo Wuxin, and the derivatives of the magic spirit power plant have become more diverse.
The current main business of the power plant is still power generation, but because the prospect of "spell power generation" is really vast, almost zero cost, pollution-free and high-profit power generation, just need to be careful not to let the mantra run away and cause harm to ordinary people, it is a profit Trillion super market.
No matter how "mysterious" the magician is, no matter how high the air is, to put it bluntly, they are just a group of human beings.Human beings have desires and ambitions.
Tian Shouzhi and Wujo Wu put money, the source of all evil, in front of the conjurer, and they didn't need to persuade them anymore, they would rush to get involved with red eyes.
Almost all the rich, well-connected and status families have become shareholders of the power plant, and Jing began to fully support Tian Shouzhi's "Spell Efficiency Improvement Plan". Modern technology + investment of all resources made the progress frighteningly fast.
The first is the improvement of power generation efficiency. New power plants are still under construction, so at present, those power plants have increased from one billion to a stable power generation of 50 billion kWh per month. Excluding various expenses, the monthly profit has reached 100. billions of yen.This is not the limit. There are still a lot of unnecessary losses in the process from the "work" of the mantra to heat energy (kinetic energy potential energy) and then to electrical energy, and there is still a huge room for improvement.
It is completely incomparable with the boss of the power company, but the key advantage is that the cost of Mantra Power is almost zero!Other power generation companies want to burn coal, depending on whether God rewards them or not, but the magic spirit power generation does not need to worry about anything, as long as human beings still have negative emotions, the magic spirit will not be drained.
After all the families spent resources to help, while the power generation efficiency of the spell spirit increased, Tian Shouzhi's "spell power collection" also had rough results.
The spell spirits themselves are an integrated body of spell power. Now the spell masters have made the ground in the tent into a super-large spell tool that can "continuously absorb the spell power of the spell spirits in the venue", although the loss in the step of storing spell power is very huge , but it is not a small breakthrough.
"What if, like electricity, we don't store it, but use it directly for production?" Tian Shouzhi's opinion has been regarded as an existence like an "imperial decree", and the spell masters of various schools put aside their prejudices (in under the threat of profit), and soon produced the first fully automatic production and manufacturing machine for spell tools in the spell world.
But that's it.
A spell is different from an electronic chip. An electronic chip can work 24 hours a day, but a conjurer with a spell cannot.
A powerful conjurer cannot be trapped in the factory. For a weak conjurer, half an hour of uninterrupted work is already the limit.
The appearance of the special magic spirit Hanayu who ran out to attack the new students, and was caught by Gojo Satoru and almost wiped out, just solved this problem.
Limited by the current technology, those spell spirits that only have instincts are useless at all. Even the rare special-grade spell spirits have incredibly few examples of being able to communicate.
"Let's talk about cooperation. You attacked our students. According to the general procedure, you have been exorcised now." Tian Shouzhi tried to reason with it, "But I can feel that you are not a bad curse spirit, right? ? Since it is a forest-related curse spirit, can we all work together as a bridge for 'harmonious coexistence between man and nature'?"
At the beginning, Huayu wanted to refuse to communicate, but he couldn't bear Wutiao Gotagou, and he didn't do anything to abuse future employees.
Hua Yu's mentality directly collapsed to the point where she wanted to exterminate herself!
Don't come, don't come, I can't stand it anymore!
Being bombarded by [茈] and almost disappearing physically and suffering from Gojo Satoru PTSD is already miserable enough, but to be unilaterally treated as Gojo Satoru’s emotional trash can every day, and the buzzing in the ears is full of "Ah, those rotten oranges are so annoying, why not Kill them all." "It's hard work for people in society. Going to work every day is like going to a grave." "Fortunately, the students are cute, otherwise I want to blow up the school together." Playing 【】【】【】, although I think the requirement of 【】【】【】 is a little too much, but Ming Zhi-chan is also very comfortable." "Today Zhi-chan didn't kiss me, so I went to kiss Zhi-chan , Zhi-chan doesn’t love me yet?” “Zhi-chan is so cute, I opened my eyes to look at him when I kissed Zhi-chan yesterday, Zhi-chan’s face was so red.” “My teeth are white, I don’t want to go to work, I want to be with Zhi-chan Let's sleep in the kotatsu"...
The ones in the front are okay, but the ones in the back are some kind of jk bestie talk? !I'm not jk, let alone your girlfriend!And why do you always show me the blinding ring on your finger? !
Come on!I will agree to any request!Everything is fine!Take Gojo Satoru away!
When Tian Shouzhi heard Hua Yu begging him to go over, he blurted out subconsciously: "I'm afraid I've realized it." Looking over, it was lying in the corner, obviously it was a curse spirit, but every line of its body was full of "tiredness" And "lifeless".
Tian Shouzhi inevitably felt sympathetic to Huayu, looked at the "haggard" curse spirit, and handed him the product plan.
Tian Shouzhi didn't intend to make a spell tool exclusively for conjurers. There are only a few people in the entire conjuration world. If you want to have big ambitions, you must look at the world!Make everyone a potential customer.
Fighting and killing things are very profitable, but can they be sold publicly?Can it play a positive role in the spiritual world of people? !
According to Hana Yu's ability, Tian Shouzhi specially designed the "sleep aid fragrance" which is really easy to use!
Hana Yu's spiritual skills can make Gojo Satoru such a super-standard conjurer fall into the trap. Although there is an element of defenselessness, it is enough to brag about!
The sleep aid fragrance does not require such a strong mantra. It only needs a little bit of mantra to relax the mind, so as to achieve sleep aid, meditation, concentration and other effects. It works for three hours at a time, which can be said to be very convenient !
This product is an "experiment" that can be produced before. The "spell" is provided by a fourth-level conjurer from the logistics department of [Window]. sleep master.
After entering the factory, the "sleep aids" made are quite easy to use, but limited by the strength of the conjurer himself, 15 minutes is already the limit, so a small part of the products are only for Yusanjia, senior directors and politicians Used by powerful people.
Huayu just wanted to get rid of Wujo Wu, and he didn't care what Tianshouzhi said, not to mention that even a curse spirit couldn't understand human writing, so he entered the factory at a speed that could be said to be urgent.
The magic equipment factory is still under the name of the power plant. Considering that the distribution of benefits is a very troublesome matter, the establishment meeting of the board of directors of the magic power plant is already a nightmare that he does not want to go through again, so the magic equipment factory simply hangs under the name of the power plant. Next, the benefit distribution is fine-tuned according to the contribution of each company.
"Isn't this nonsense!" The extreme conjurer was very opposed to the method of using spell spirits.Although power plants also use mantras, they don't use mantras directly. There are many steps between the mantras and electricity.
Tian Shouzhi didn't talk nonsense, and asked directly with a cold face: "Then you quit?"
The old orange who was the first to jump out shut up. Although his family only accounted for [-]% of the shares, it is still not a small number. It took a lot of money to win it. If he is gone , his own people would definitely tear him alive.
"Anyone else have an opinion?"
No one dared to meet his gaze.
"Then let's get started." It's so cool, the feeling of □□ is really cool!It's really cool to see this group of squeaky rotten oranges not pleasing to his eyes, but secretly holding their breath and licking their faces to please him!
Although the first generation of "sleep aid fragrance" is fragrance, it has no smell itself. It is called fragrance by soaking a sesame-sized spell in a scented candle, and the smell emitted by the candle after burning.
But the fragrance produced by Huayu is the real fragrance. It is not a taste deliberately adjusted by the essence, but a pure, natural fragrance with blooming flowers, lush vegetation, tranquility and leisure.
"It's so beautiful..." Just smelling the scent, closing the eyes, the picture of the sea of flowers and the forest appeared in my mind.
Tian Shouzhi immediately asked Hana to try to add a "specific flavor".
"Regular smells, rose, osmanthus, lavender, strawberry, guava, lemon, mint... Can these be made?" The exact product has been obtained, and the fragrance is as natural as being in a sea of flowers and an orchard. Tian Shouzhi felt that this product could really explode!
"Have people hold a job fair immediately, and set up a fragrance research department." No need to mention how soothing the spirit is, just this pure and unpretentious, all kinds of fragrances can be simulated, and the "phantom smell" of all perfumes can be simulated. Just enough to drive everyone crazy.
After confirming that Hua Yu can work 24 hours a day and will not be absolutely tired at all, and that the output is stable and can produce a large amount, the propaganda department immediately started to move.
Yusanjia is itself a consortium in the world of ordinary people. There will be no shortcomings in various resources and brand concepts, and they can be used when they are pulled out.
Although it is the same "fragrance" product, there are three grades of low, medium and high products, the difference is only in the fragrance and duration of the fragrance.
The lowest price for a low-end bottle is [-] yen. There are a total of [-] sleep aid fragrances, each of which can last for five hours.
The lowest price for a mid-range bottle is 36 yen. There are a total of [-] capsules of sleep aid fragrance, and the effect of each capsule can last for seven hours.
The lowest price for a high-end bottle is 100 million yen. There are a total of [-] sleep aid fragrances, each of which can last for eight hours.
The low-end aroma is the most common and monotonous, while the high-end aroma has the most choices and the richest layers.
In addition, there is a "Natural", which has no aroma at first glance, but it has everything when you smell it carefully.
Tian Shouzhi felt that these people were a little too outrageous, but when the fragrance was launched, the sales immediately exploded, and the frighteningly expensive "Natural" was all sold out of stock, and the spell masters worked overtime to drive out the three processing production lines, but they couldn't sell enough. , the cheapest low-end fragrance has been fried to [-] yen per capsule in the hands of scalpers, and the supply is in short supply.
After all, even if it is a low-end "most common" fragrance, the fragrance can completely outshine all the perfumes in the world, and if you buy it, you will earn it.
Well and most importantly, the effect of the fragrance is great!
Whether it is sleeping or studying or working, whether it is depression or anxiety, as long as you light a fragrance, the whole person will relax, as if returning to the most peaceful and leisurely time in the mother's womb.
When the fragrance was first launched, there was even a news that all the employees of an office building were late. Without exception, they skipped work because they slept too comfortably after using the fragrance. Sleeping in the dark at home, so comfortable that I don't want to get up.
The quality of sleep is improved, the efficiency of study and work is improved, and even the irritability of quarreling with others is much less.
There is also a small easter egg, because most of the scents of the fragrance are floral and fruity, which arouses many people's love for plants, which in turn makes many people have the awareness of protecting and loving nature, and even Someone spontaneously organized the activities of planting trees and flowers.
To describe it as daily progress, it can only be said that the ignorant profitability surprised all the conjurers, and all the voices that were not many at first disappeared completely. shares to tie it up" and no one objected.
Of course, this [-]% of the shares must be cut from each shareholder, which is definitely a pain in the flesh.But the possibility of Hana walking away scares them even more.
Have you ever seen a profit of 100 billion a day?They had lived for so many years before seeing each other for the first time.Who can let go after seeing it once?
Tian Shouzhi told Hanayu about this matter, and told it: "As a punishment for hurting my student, you have to work for the power plant for 100 years. After 100 years, I will set you free. 100 years, yes! Spiritually speaking, the well doesn’t last long, does it?”
Hua Yu was silent for a long time, and said to Tian Shouzhi: "I don't need shares, and I will not run away. I will 'become a bridge between man and nature' as you said."
Compared with killing all human beings, Huayu, who has the whole earth in his heart, is obviously more interested in the future that Tianshouzhi builds.
"Shares are still required." Tian Shouzhi reminded it, "With enough money, you can buy the whole of Tokyo and turn it into a forest."
A small flower popped out of Hua Yu's head, obviously very moved by this idea.
"Then can I buy the whole earth?"
"In some countries, the land cannot be sold privately, such as the continent next door, but there is a contract system, you can contract it to plant trees and flowers. As long as you have enough money, it is no problem to buy 80.00% of the earth. "
"!!!" Hua Yu was moved!
Tian Shouzhi, who owns 20.00% of the shares, gave it an encouraging hug.
By the way, Wujo Wu's shares are 20.00% one, and Wujojia's shares are 15%.However, at present, it is necessary to reduce 1% of [-] by the same amount.
The business of the magic spirit power plant is in full swing, and soon, the magicians have experienced the troubles from "what to do if there are too many magic spirits" in the past to "can't there be more capable super magic spirits?" .
There are still so many curse spirits that even the conjurers 007 can't exorcise them all, but the mentality of the conjurers is completely different.
Multiple projects are being developed at the same time, but there are too few mantras who can communicate and cooperate, which really makes shareholders worry.
"Or, let Xia Youjie come back?"
There are not many wise mantras that can communicate with people, but manipulators of mantras can manipulate mantras!Don't need to communicate, wouldn't it be good to order directly? !
Someone immediately reprimanded: "Are you kidding! He is a wanted criminal!" Then thinking of the profits Hua Yu had generated, he swallowed the words back.
"It is inevitable for young people to make mistakes. Fortunately, Xia You did not make irreparable mistakes." He completely forgot how urgently he wanted Xia Youjie to be executed.
Gojo Satoru didn't express any opinion when he knew about it. Anyway, he wasn't going to be a lobbyist. It's so interesting to watch the rotten oranges want to lick them in anger!
"Pigs need to be fattened to kill~" Wujo Satoru hummed a messy song, and happily started a day of teaching (teasing) and learning (students).
The director department had no choice but to bite the bullet and do it by himself.The arrogant and corrupt tangerines don't know what "solicitation" is, and they used their connections to frantically suppress the cults in Japan from the very beginning.
Japan's religion is very arrogant and excessive, because religion is a tool, and the effect of making money cannot be better!When money is available, the upper echelon turns a blind eye to all kinds of religious behavior.
Therefore, there are too many cult groups that commit crimes in the name of religion to be banned.
But in the same way, as long as the interests are sufficient, the "evil religion" will be overwhelmed by dozens of high-pressure policies overnight.
Supplemented by forceful suppression, the winter was not over yet, and Tian Shouzhi could no longer see the propagandists who pulled (forced) people to become religious on the road.
As the goal of the Director's Department, the Panxing Sect was naturally "taken care of" with emphasis.Not to mention directly cutting off the source of funds for the Panxing Sect, one counts as one, and arresting all the members of the Panxing Sect.
The Panxing Sect is a group that has a deep connection with the magic world, and there is more or less black material about the Panxing Sect in the magic world.
There were interests involved before, and they were unwilling to let the Panxing Sect "disappear" and were reluctant.
But now there are greater interests in front of them. One is a tool person who can manipulate the magic spirit to earn huge benefits for them, and the other is a former tool that is dispensable and will not hurt the bones. Everyone knows how to choose.
Xia Youjie is very strong, as the only fourth super class in the magic world, no one dares to underestimate his strength, but he is strong, but he can't protect ordinary people!
The police arrested ordinary people, so what did they have to do with him, Xia Youjie.
Xia Youjie didn't care, and didn't even think about it, until Nanako and Mimiko suddenly said to him, "Master Xia You, we don't even have money to buy dinner."
Xia Youjie:? ? ?
Xia Youjie didn't have the habit of using cash as a bed, so the money was naturally stored in the bank, but now all the assets of Panxingjiao have been frozen, the cash in the wallet has been spent, and the money in the bank card cannot be withdrawn. pauper.
This is not over yet, after making people poor, the director department also sent Xia Youjie a long "text message", to the effect that we will not pursue your mistakes, come back, put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately, as long as If you are willing to turn back, we are willing to cancel the arrest warrant and withdraw the death penalty.But after all, you have killed a lot of people, so it is difficult to convince the public if you let go like this, so I will give you a chance to redeem your sins, and now join our "Humans and Cursed Spirits Harmonious Coexistence" plan, you can...
Luo Li babbled thousands of words, and Xia Youjie was so angry that he crushed his phone before he finished reading it.Are these people crazy? !Capture his tools, freeze the money, and then want him to work for them? !
No one with dozens of catties of brain stones can't think of this logic!
In a fit of rage, Xia Youjie stormed the old house of a high-level supervisor, thinking that he would be able to be quiet for a few days based on his delusional urination.
Then unexpectedly, the director department gave him a new job.
Xia Youjie went from indifference, to anger, and now to "if you're bored, let's do it" in just half a year.
The director's department also lowered their posture again and again, but now Xia Youjie ran away when he saw them. They couldn't figure it out, why?Whether it's solicitation or giving money, it's obvious that the director department came first.It's okay to defect, we won't pursue it now, not only will we not pursue it, we will send you money, why don't you go back to the warm home of the director department?
Xia Youjie: Don't come here ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—
Gojo Satoru opened his sleepy blue eyes. After sitting up from the bed, he immediately fell limply on Tian Shouzhi's body. Before anyone could see his hazy beautiful eyes, he closed them again. up.
"Zhijiang, what are you looking at?" The murmur was completely sleepy.
Clinging to Tian Shouzhi's body for a few times, Wujo Wujo hugged him from behind, turned his face sideways and used Tian Shouzhi as a pillow, and groaned twice, preparing to continue sleeping.
Tian Shouzhi raised his hand and rubbed Wujo Wu's head. His fluffy hair was softer than clouds, and almost instantly, most of Tianshouzhi's anger was eliminated.
"Aren't you going to pick up the new students today? Get up quickly." Tian Shouzhi patted the hand clasped around his waist, signaling the clingy cat to let go of its claws.
Year after year, Wujo Wu has new students every year, and is late every year!
"Well, Zhichan, touch it again." Automatically converting Tianshouzhi's words into what he wanted to hear, Tianshouzhi's reminder completely changed into another meaning in Gojo Wu's ears. Not only did he not let go of his paws, but he Tian Shouzhi changed his position, like a beautiful puppet cat begging for food, rubbing against the owner's body, obediently wanting to be petted and fed.
The big cat that has not woken up relies on instinct to stick to the owner, with a sweet voice... Although the body is not soft, the face is so soft!
"Childish sauce... touch it again..."
Under Gojo Satoru's coquettish attack, Tian Shouzhi's brain was confused for a second, but the slight pain from biting his teeth into his shoulder quickly pulled him back.
"Boom!"
"Aww!" Gojo Goku rolled on the bed clutching his swollen head, "Zhijiang, it hurts so much!"
The tearful cat is very pitiful, but in Tenshouji's squinted eyes
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