Five classmates set me up again
Chapter 76
Tian Shouzhi began to think about the relationship between human beings, magicians and magic spirits.
Because it was something that I had never thought about before, the consequence of thinking hard was—Tian Shouzhi crashed!
"Hahahahahaha!" Wujo·Love Black Hole·Wu laughed, "Why did Zhichan want to do something that I'm not good at at all!"
Tianshou's childish face turned into a steamed bun: "Then Mr. Wu who is very good at thinking, what do you think about this problem?"
"I don't care at all!" Gojo Satoru was very confident, "What does this have to do with me! I just do what I like!"
"By the way, I still hate 'Zhenglun'! It's not because Jie likes 'Zhenglun' that I'm going against him!"
Why is this person always able to say all kinds of serious things in a cute tone!
"Zhi-chan, don't worry." Gojo Satoru hugged him, very irritating but also extremely considerate, "Zhi-chan still has a lot of time, I will accompany you to slowly improve your understanding of the world, and then consider It’s not too late for that.”
It is true that Gojo Satoru is a good teacher. He has a good brain and is also very good at teaching people. He deserves to be the strongest, no matter in which aspect he is the strongest!
"I always feel that your words are ill-intentioned." Tian Shouzhi complained, "Is this what you mean by 'I'm going to dye you my color'?"
Gojo Satoru didn't refute, and asked with a smile, "Do you want Zhichan?"
"Now that things have come to an end, what nonsense are you talking about!" Isn't he left with five traces of enlightenment from the inside to the outside?
"It's so sexy."
Only then did Tian Shouzhi come to his senses and speak out what was in his heart: "Stupid, stupid, that's not what I meant! Clean up all the rubbish in your head!"
Aman Shouzhi is not Wujo Wu, he has no conditions to be condescending, Wujo Wu does not need to look down, but Aman Shouzhi has no chance to look down.
Tian Shouzhi is not Xia Youjie either, he has no chance to climb up, Xia Youjie's parents are ordinary people, conjurers, ordinary people and curse spirits bother him, Tian Shouzhi lives in a world with his own "self". grew up in the environment.
Even though he has lived in a high school for three years, the high school is not a conventional place, and Tian Shouzhi's knowledge supplements can be said to be very limited.
Rounding it up, Tian Shouzhi is a piece of white paper that can be painted on at will - although not everyone can paint it.
"Wu, what is 70 billion divided by 36500?"
Gojo Satoru's mental arithmetic is much faster than a computer: "191780.8219178, what's wrong?"
"It's so pitiful..." Tian Shouzhi put down his pen and told Wujo Wu his thoughts, "Assume that Jie's villain career can last for 100 years, and there are currently 70 billion people on the earth, and the population growth is temporarily ignored. Killed 19 people. In an hour..."
Gojo Satoru immediately said, "Seven thousand nine hundred and ninety people are rounded up."
"It's so pitiful." Gojo Satoru said with emotion, and then covered his stomach and almost burst into tears, "Isn't this more terrifying than 007?!" All day long!Open all year round!There is no rest in this life!You may not be able to rest after death!
Gojo Satoru laughed crookedly, fell on Tian Shouzhi's lap and searched for his mobile phone all over the bed: "Hahahahahahahahahaha—no, I must find a way to tell Jie, let him first find a way to create a countdown counter, every time he kills a person Just say 'Ding, you have successfully killed a monkey, there are 6999999999 monkeys left on the earth' Hahahahahahahaha—"
"Then because the notification sound is too frequent, the sound effect of 'ding ding ding ding ding ddddd' will appear, help hahahahahahahaha..."
Tian Shouzhi: I am a professional, after rigorous training, no matter how much hahahahaha——
Tian Shouzhi immediately patted Gojo Wu on the head: "It's very bad to make fun of other people's dreams!"
However, compared with Xia Youjie, the work of the conjurer suddenly became easier!After all, no matter how many spell spirits there are, it is not enough to have one per capita.
Gojo Satoru laughed until tears came out: "But, but..."
Gojo Satoshi was blocked back by Tian Shouzhi with physical means.
"Ummmm, I can't breathe Zhichan..." Escaping from Tianshouzhi's clutches, Gojo Satoru honestly turned into a good kitten accompanying me, clapping my phone in my arms, not knowing what to do.
"It's the curse master forum, I'm messing with their mentality, hey~" Wutiao Wu Lao picked someone, but today's post is a bit different from the usual post.
Gojo Satoru was lying on his lap and was able to pinch his head, and Tian Shouzhi's head hurt from reading.
However, because of tormenting with Wenzi full of pages, Tian Shouzhi came up with a thought that might be very interesting.
"Can humans and curse spirits live in harmony?" In the final analysis, curse spirits are also born from the negativity of human beings, and rounding up is pure evil human beings, isn't it?
Moreover, this "pure evil" also needs to be put in quotation marks. After all, "pure evil" is from the standpoint of human beings.
Gojo Satoru, who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, immediately applauded: "Well, good idea!"
Tianshou, super easy to deceive, childish believe it is true: "Then let's find a way to live in harmony with people and curse spirits immediately!"
Most of the spell spirits don't have such a thing as wisdom, and they act instinctively based on the negative emotions of "hate, loathe, destroy, kill him" instilled by humans, and there is no possibility of communication at all. ——Some special-level spell spirits may be excluded, but there will definitely not be too many such special-level ones.
It is impossible for humans and curse spirits to coexist harmoniously!
But maybe it's impossible to concern him with Wujo Wu?He just needs to boast and let Zhijiang kiss him!
Tian Shouzhi was very serious, after much deliberation, he really thought of a way.
There are many things stuffed under Gojo Satoru's bed, various games, comics, light novels, mathematics works...even things like "Das Kapital".
The phrase that a [-]% profit can put people in danger of being hanged made Tian Shouzhi understand it immediately!
The joys and sorrows of people are not the same. As good friends, he and Xia Youjie can't really understand each other. It's too naive for human beings and curse spirits to understand each other!
Then, wouldn't it be good to turn mutual understanding into mutual use!
"Mutual use?" Maomao confused.jpg
Even Gojo Satoru, who is super easy-to-use, was suddenly confused by Tian Shouzhi's words.
"Wu, let me ask you, is there any difference between a magician, an ordinary person, and a magician?"
Of course Gojo Satoru knew the most basic common sense in the magic world.
"Conjurers' negative emotions have become their own spell power. Ordinary people don't have magic spells and don't know how to use spell power, but they can generate spell power. The scattered spell power is brought together through a channel of resentment or fear. , when the mantra power reaches a certain concentration, the mantra spirit is born."
"In this case, compare the power of the spell to electricity, the spellcaster is an electrical appliance with its own functions, and the spell spirit is the battery!"
Tian Shouzhi enthusiastically shared his theory with Gojo Satoru: "It's too troublesome to hate human beings! It's too tiring for 70 billion ordinary people to hate one by one, so we can't treat everyone as a generator and receive the curse." Is the magic spirit of power used as a super-large battery? They are all magic power, so what does it matter if it belongs to the magician or the magic spirit?"
"If the market in the magic world is too small, we can definitely expand the market! Look at those generators, heat energy is converted into electrical energy, kinetic energy is converted into electrical energy, let's convert spell power into electrical energy!"
"And it's not just limited to electric energy, the conjurer's technique is really convenient! For example, Nitzi, the reversal technique is more powerful than any other surgery! If you make a similar spell, then connect the 'charger' Line' allows the mantra spirit to continuously supply mana power, which can completely realize the 'medical warehouse' in the novel! Lie in the 'biu' and it will be fine! Use it once and charge 1000 million to 2000 million, definitely rich people will buy it Ah! It’s not too much to sell life-saving things like ‘medical warehouses’ to rich people for one billion yen a piece!”
Since the fact that "spell spirits will be produced continuously" cannot be changed, then it is better not to change it at all!
"Zhijiang, this is the first time I have discovered that you are really a capitalist genius!"
What Tian Shouzhi said, the technical difficulty is too great, it is tantamount to capturing the lightning from the sky and using it as usable electricity.
— but not without possibility.
Tianshou's immature fish eye: "Is this a compliment?"
"Yes! Well, in order to make people believe, I can only do this!"
"Are you just kissing?!"
"No, Zhichan's genius really surprised me!"
Tian Shouzhi's idea is very empty. Although it is beautiful, it is like a loft in the sky. At present, there is no supporting technology at all.
If there is no technology, wouldn't it be good to develop technology? !
Gojo Satoru decisively began to gather people. As the head of the Gojo family, no matter what the reason was, the Gojo family would naturally cooperate with all their strength.The remaining two temples of Yusanjia and Kamo scoffed at this plan, and they didn’t bother to make superficial efforts. The director’s department held several meetings on conspiracy theories, and finally agreed that this was Wujo Wuxin’s way to torment them. Resigned to his fate, he spent money to eliminate disasters, and "donated" [-] million yuan in exchange for peace.
"So, in the end, only the small families attached to the Wutiao family participated?" Wujo Wu scratched his head, "It's rare for me to be so considerate of everyone. It's really..."
Gojo Satoru complained sharply: "It really is a bunch of idiots!"
The technical barriers to turning the spell spirit into a charging station to charge the magician and spell tools are too thick, but it is no problem to turn the spell spirit into a 24-hour white-working power generation device.
"First of all, we need a defense max to ensure that the enchantment will not escape!"
When applying the tent, set it to "only the curse spirits are allowed to enter, and the curse spirits are not allowed to exit", and all other conditions are discarded. The super special tent that will not be overturned by 100 super curse spirits arranged by Gojo Satoru is completed. !
Because it is a test product, the facilities in the tent are very simple, basically no different from ordinary wind power generation devices - no, there are still differences.
Ordinary wind power devices rely on natural wind, and the wind of mantra wind power devices is produced by mantra 24 hours a day.
There are three similar accounts, namely "Curse Spirit Thermal Power Generation", "Curse Spirit Water Power Generation" and "Curse Spirit Kinetic Power Generation".
——The last one is to consider some people who can’t do anything, let them generate electricity by pure “physical strength”, the principle is similar to riding a bicycle to generate electricity.
Simply proposing this theory is more like talking about it. When it is really implemented, Tian Shouzhi feels a little unreliable: "Isn't it too childish?" !
"What's the matter! Didn't everyone have a good time?!" Gojo Satoru smiled brightly, watching the captured magic spirits in the tent, eager to "want to play together".
Tian Shouzhi looked at the scene of "a group of curse spirits dancing wildly" in the enchantment, and couldn't feel any "happiness".
On average, there are [-] second-level curse spirits and [-] first-level curse spirits in one tent. They are about the same strength. Curse spirits have no wisdom, and they just do it when they are provoked. In the past, they were either missing arms or broken legs, and their heads were blown off.The curse spirit has no "body" in the physical sense. As long as the "core" is not killed, the spell power can be continuously restored.
On the one hand, the arms, legs, and head are flying together, and on the other hand, the flesh on the severed limb is constantly wriggling and reborn... It's really disgusting!
Mental pollution!It's good to lose san!
"Ah, if only Jie was here, these curse spirits are complete idiots! They are so inefficient!"
"Speaking of it, Lijie can control curse spirits, but he is not a curse tamer!" And asking him to swallow so many curse spirits...is too pathetic!
"Just think about it!"
The efficiency of the mantra is indeed low, but the 24-hour work efficiency is really good. The four power stations work together to produce one billion kilowatt-hours of electricity in a month.
The electricity price for residential electricity in Japan is about 30 yen per kilowatt-hour, and the electricity price for industrial electricity is about 20 yen. Even if all of it is used for industrial electricity, it can generate 200 billion yuan in revenue a month.
Tian Shouzhi didn't quite know what this meant, but seeing the surprised expressions of the elders of the Gotiao family, he knew that it was very surprising.
For the four power stations, most of the investment is the cost of the electric unit, because Wujo Wu is in a hurry, and the elders of the Wujo family directly transfer the ready-made ones at a price that is [-]% higher than the market price for the purpose of coaxing Wujo Wu.The land was chosen in a remote place with few people——in case the curse spirit escapes, the impact can be reduced, so the land cost is very low.
Other personnel maintenance costs account for an even smaller proportion.The most important productivity - the mantra, not only does not require money, it is also what others beg them to collect money.
Most of the curse spirits were captured by Gojo Satoru and Tianshou Zhizhi when they set out the mission, and they were beaten to death, and they could receive the mission gold. Task gold.
The task gold for catching the curse spirit is already several times the construction cost, rounded up, no, it should be no matter what is counted, it is the reverse of sending money to them!
The elders of the Wutiao family looked at each other, and then looked at each other, each face was undoubtedly dazed, dazed by the money falling from the sky.
"Cough." The Great Elder cleared his throat, and pretended to be indifferent to order, "Hiko, go and collect statistics on the land sales in each county." It’s not like money can’t be wasted” dismissively.
The second elder also told his son behind him: "Go ahead and pay more attention to the tasks of level one and level two recently. The tool builder told me some time ago that they want to change the environment. I think Yamagata County is very good. There are few people and quiet there. The environment is also good." Yamagata Prefecture is where the Mantra Power Plant is located.
The Utensil Builders are a family of conjurers whose main business is the manufacture of spell tools, attached to the Gojo family.A few months ago, when Wutiaowu was an important person, several elders sent two younger generations to dismiss Wutiaowu.
Seeing that it was profitable now, Wujo Satoru didn't need the deterrence of the patriarch, and the entire Wujo family started to move.
Naturally, the big move of the Gojo family couldn't be hidden from other people, or Gojo Satoru didn't intend to hide it, and directly showed off to the Zen Academy, Kamo, and the director department in an extremely high-profile way.
Afterwards, the Chanyuan, Kamo, and the director's department rushed to find the elders of the Gojo family to join in for a share of the pie, so it was none of Gojo Wu's business.
He is busy graduating.
The high school of conjuration is the same as the ordinary high school, and it is a five-year system.
But conjurers are different from ordinary students. Although it is said to be a five-year system, students hardly attend classes in the school since the fourth grade.
The five-year system has been changed to a four-year system, that is, the nominal graduation time has been slightly changed, so the system reform passed smoothly.
"The flowers are blooming."
"Were there cherry blossom trees outside before?"
"It seems to be transplanted by noctuid moths."
"The new official took office three fires? How can you say that he is already the new principal, probably because he wants to give the school some new changes?"
"No, no, no, I think it's Noctua's girl who has committed a crime. We'll all cooperate later, and you'll be our homeroom teacher for four years anyway."
"..."
"..."
"Hey, what kind of expression is this?! Don't I have the right to be considerate once in a while?"
Although the high school of conjuration is just a shell, graduation is a major milestone in life, and there is still a graduation ceremony.
However, the protagonists of the graduation ceremony—Gojo Satoru, Tian Shouzhi, and Jia Ruzizi—are not at all what graduates should be.
Oops Oops Oops!Yidizhi Jiegao frantically signaled to the seniors with his eyes that Principal Ye Moth is about to get angry!The hair is standing on end!very scary!
"Ah, when will Noctua be able to talk about it, it's so boring! It's not like you won't be able to see each other after graduation."
"Be considerate, the teacher seems to be getting a divorce recently."
"Did the wife run away?"
"Boom!" The podium made of solid wood shattered into powder.
The trio of problem children quickly sat up straight, shut their mouths obediently, and finally passed the speech at the graduation ceremony without incident.
"Wow, the moth's nagging is getting worse and worse! Fortunately, I don't have to take his class anymore, otherwise I will be bored to death."
"Yidizhi, is Sichuan-style hot pot acceptable? Seniors said they know a very good Sichuan-style hot pot." Because the school system was changed this year, the fourth and fifth grades graduated together.
"I……"
"Maybe Huiyuan can't eat spicy food? Is there any mandarin duck pot?"
"Qihai, I heard that you want to go to university? You are very good! University bully!"
"..."
A group of people squeezed out of the auditorium noisily, as if there was no sorrow that should be parted.But there is really no need to be sad, the magic world is so small that in the future, you will still have to deal with it repeatedly in tasks you don't like.
"And oh, Nana is super bright, Zhichan, you know—"
The noisy voice was paused when the pause button was pressed, and there was a sudden silence.
An Ge Ji, who had been waiting here for an unknown amount of time, looked at Tian Shouzhi: "Do you have time to accompany me?"
"Child sauce—" There is no such time!Wujo Satoru, who was stepped on by his tail and suddenly exploded into teeth and claws, was pulled back by Jiarui Nizi and his seniors. Before Tianshouzhi could react, he quickly retreated to the auditorium and slammed the door with a "bang".
"What are you doing, Nitro?!" Maomao scratched at the door!The cat is angry!
"Even if you don't know how to read air, there is a limit!"
Jia Ruozi focused his eyes on the crack of the door, watching the development outside with all his heart.
There were too many people, and Yidizhijie, who was squeezed out of the excellent audience, shivered and hid in the opposite direction of Gojo Gojo, and even had a brainstorm and waited until Gojo Gojo opened up and how he could hide to survive.
Laughing, I can't think of it at all!
But unexpectedly, anyone with long eyes could see that Gojo Satoru was in a state of rage, and he didn't even care about it and blew up the auditorium.
The fifth-grade senior pushed his glasses knowingly: "This is the so-called pride of a man."
Yidichi Jiegao:? ? ?Why doesn't it give me the password to encrypt my voice?
Ange Ji came to give Tianshou Zhi a graduation gift, and the small box was wrapped in cute wrapping paper and tied with a ribbon.
"Congratulations on your graduation." Ange Ji is a reliable senior with a good personality, "From today on, Tenshou-kun is also a mature magician!"
She laughed a little embarrassedly: "Although you are much stronger than me in terms of strength, it is inevitable that I am putting on airs when I say that."
Tian Shouzhi shook his head: "There is no such thing, I am really happy that the diva senior can come here! I have received a lot of care from you in recent years."
"Zi-Zi-Zi-"
"Crunch - crunch - crunch -"
Angeji clenched her fists and tried her best to ignore the loud noise of scratching at the door: "Tian Shou-kun, can you walk with me for a while? Although it's not the first time I've come here, I feel that it has changed a lot. "
"It's my pleasure."
Gojo Satoru was angry, the kind that couldn't be coaxed well.
"Wow, is there a new haunted house here? The air conditioner must be too much!" Unknowingly, he was frightened and ran away from a long distance.
"Enlightenment?" The indiscriminate attack of black energy scared away the people in the high school, Tian Shouzhi cautiously probed, but Wujo Wu's face did not change for the better.
"Wu-chan?" Tian Shouzhi tempted him with his favorite limited-edition dessert, "Aren't you going to line up with me?"
Gojo Satoru was unmoved, with a stinky face, a demon king expression of "I'm going to destroy the world tomorrow".
Tian Shouzhi sighed, took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to Jia Ruzizi not to go to the dinner party at noon.
"Hey!" Boss Wujo Wu was not happy, "There are only three things, are you unwilling to try even the third time?!"
Tian Shouzhi put away his phone and walked over, rua grabbed Gojo Gojo's limp hair even when he was angry: "No, I just told Nitro that for the rest of the afternoon, I will use it in the two-person world of Hewu."
Gojo Satoru is really super easy to coax, he was poked by the strange switch of the "two-person world", his face still had the expression of "I'm the second child on the first day", but his ears turned red: "Wow, is it possessed?" Zhichan would never say something like 'a world for two'!"
"Hey, is that so?" Tian Shouzhi leaned down and kissed him, "Will 'Zhijiang' kiss Wu like this?"
Wujo Satoru lost his temper so much that he was kissed by one, two, three, many people, but he was still very upset.
"Aren't you going on a date with the diva?! Aren't you going to prepare?!"
Tian Shouzhi was taken aback.
Gojo Satoru meowed as if grasping the handle: "Do you still want to deny it?! The seniors don't even add it! Call someone 'Diva' and go on a date with her!"
"Ah... so Wujo is angry about this?" Tian Shouzhi saw that Wujo Wujo was about to explode, and quickly explained, "We just go shopping together, not a date! And not only divas, but Nitro will also be together."
"Don't care!" Wujo Gou harassed, "You called 'Diva'!"
Tian Shouzhi opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but swallowed it immediately.
Wujo Satoru, who couldn't get an explanation, became even angrier.
"Wu, hold out your hand."
Gojo Satoru turned his face away and ignored it.
Tenshouzhi stretched out his hand to hold his hand, Gojo Satoru jerked violently as if about to pull it away, but Tenshouzhi held it firmly.
"It's useless to buy me something!" Although they didn't officially talk about dating, but whether they made it to the end, no matter from any angle, they are already...
Gojo Satoru, who has six eyes, couldn't help but widen his eyes the moment he "recognized" that thing.
"Isn't there such a saying?" Tian Shouzhi was thin-skinned, and before he could say anything, his face turned red, "In the graduation season, I have to give my sweetheart the second button on the school uniform."
Tian Shouzhi tried to make the atmosphere less strange, and explained dryly: "Our school's coat buttons are too strange. Although the shirts are universal, I don't think it is as representative as the coat. So, I will give you two together. !"
Wujo Wujo stared at the two buttons, one large and one small, in the palm of his hand in ecstasy.
Then another topic was suddenly brought up: "Everyone is a singer, and no one is a Wutiao."
Gojo Satoru stared at Aman Shouzhi aggrievedly.
Gojo Satoru and Ange Ji have nothing to do with "secret love". It's too strange to think about a crush of youthful pain in the per capita neuropathy world of magic.
Tian Shouzhi didn't know why Gojo Satoru suddenly brought up this topic, but he still said according to his first reaction: "But I am a Gojo faction!" Even if everyone is a diva faction, I am a Gojo faction!
Gojo Satoru's brain suddenly shut down.
so cute!Even Gojo Satoru, since there are times when he is so cute!
Tian Shouzhi's parents are Japanese high school students who married and had children when they were underage. They lived together and had children on impulse, and then simply lost the burden of children because they could not afford the living expenses.Therefore, Tian Shouzhi has deep anxiety about "high school love".
What made you wait so long...
Tian Shouzhi hugged Gojo Satoru, and said seriously: "As a super conjurer, you can already take on many high-level tasks. I have also saved some money in the past few years, and my salary has also increased. Although it is a bit boastful to say so, But now I should be able to afford Wu's high consumption without stress!"
"Besides, I'm a man. If I'm with me, I might not be blessed by everyone like ordinary girls. There might be a lot of gossip, and people might look at me with strange eyes while walking hand in hand. I won't There will be children, so Wu, do you want to date me?"
The brain that is running all the time fixes the bug as quickly as possible, and when I wake up, I hear such words...
Gojo Satoru suddenly hugged Tian Shouzhi, buried his face in his neck, and was silent for a long time before he stopped the trembling of his vocal cords and spit out: "Marry."
Tian Shouzhi's brain suddenly went blank: "Huh?"
Gojo Satoru: "Marry."
Tian Shouzhi: "But——"
The Wujo Wu repeater repeated in the same way: "Marry."
Gojo Satoru: "Now, immediately, immediately, let's get married!"
Tian Shouzhi thought for a while. Normally, the process should be "love-dating-marriage", but they are not normal people, so it should be okay to omit "love-dating" and get married directly.
Tian Shouzhi: "Then let's get married."
Because it was something that I had never thought about before, the consequence of thinking hard was—Tian Shouzhi crashed!
"Hahahahahaha!" Wujo·Love Black Hole·Wu laughed, "Why did Zhichan want to do something that I'm not good at at all!"
Tianshou's childish face turned into a steamed bun: "Then Mr. Wu who is very good at thinking, what do you think about this problem?"
"I don't care at all!" Gojo Satoru was very confident, "What does this have to do with me! I just do what I like!"
"By the way, I still hate 'Zhenglun'! It's not because Jie likes 'Zhenglun' that I'm going against him!"
Why is this person always able to say all kinds of serious things in a cute tone!
"Zhi-chan, don't worry." Gojo Satoru hugged him, very irritating but also extremely considerate, "Zhi-chan still has a lot of time, I will accompany you to slowly improve your understanding of the world, and then consider It’s not too late for that.”
It is true that Gojo Satoru is a good teacher. He has a good brain and is also very good at teaching people. He deserves to be the strongest, no matter in which aspect he is the strongest!
"I always feel that your words are ill-intentioned." Tian Shouzhi complained, "Is this what you mean by 'I'm going to dye you my color'?"
Gojo Satoru didn't refute, and asked with a smile, "Do you want Zhichan?"
"Now that things have come to an end, what nonsense are you talking about!" Isn't he left with five traces of enlightenment from the inside to the outside?
"It's so sexy."
Only then did Tian Shouzhi come to his senses and speak out what was in his heart: "Stupid, stupid, that's not what I meant! Clean up all the rubbish in your head!"
Aman Shouzhi is not Wujo Wu, he has no conditions to be condescending, Wujo Wu does not need to look down, but Aman Shouzhi has no chance to look down.
Tian Shouzhi is not Xia Youjie either, he has no chance to climb up, Xia Youjie's parents are ordinary people, conjurers, ordinary people and curse spirits bother him, Tian Shouzhi lives in a world with his own "self". grew up in the environment.
Even though he has lived in a high school for three years, the high school is not a conventional place, and Tian Shouzhi's knowledge supplements can be said to be very limited.
Rounding it up, Tian Shouzhi is a piece of white paper that can be painted on at will - although not everyone can paint it.
"Wu, what is 70 billion divided by 36500?"
Gojo Satoru's mental arithmetic is much faster than a computer: "191780.8219178, what's wrong?"
"It's so pitiful..." Tian Shouzhi put down his pen and told Wujo Wu his thoughts, "Assume that Jie's villain career can last for 100 years, and there are currently 70 billion people on the earth, and the population growth is temporarily ignored. Killed 19 people. In an hour..."
Gojo Satoru immediately said, "Seven thousand nine hundred and ninety people are rounded up."
"It's so pitiful." Gojo Satoru said with emotion, and then covered his stomach and almost burst into tears, "Isn't this more terrifying than 007?!" All day long!Open all year round!There is no rest in this life!You may not be able to rest after death!
Gojo Satoru laughed crookedly, fell on Tian Shouzhi's lap and searched for his mobile phone all over the bed: "Hahahahahahahahahaha—no, I must find a way to tell Jie, let him first find a way to create a countdown counter, every time he kills a person Just say 'Ding, you have successfully killed a monkey, there are 6999999999 monkeys left on the earth' Hahahahahahahaha—"
"Then because the notification sound is too frequent, the sound effect of 'ding ding ding ding ding ddddd' will appear, help hahahahahahahaha..."
Tian Shouzhi: I am a professional, after rigorous training, no matter how much hahahahaha——
Tian Shouzhi immediately patted Gojo Wu on the head: "It's very bad to make fun of other people's dreams!"
However, compared with Xia Youjie, the work of the conjurer suddenly became easier!After all, no matter how many spell spirits there are, it is not enough to have one per capita.
Gojo Satoru laughed until tears came out: "But, but..."
Gojo Satoshi was blocked back by Tian Shouzhi with physical means.
"Ummmm, I can't breathe Zhichan..." Escaping from Tianshouzhi's clutches, Gojo Satoru honestly turned into a good kitten accompanying me, clapping my phone in my arms, not knowing what to do.
"It's the curse master forum, I'm messing with their mentality, hey~" Wutiao Wu Lao picked someone, but today's post is a bit different from the usual post.
Gojo Satoru was lying on his lap and was able to pinch his head, and Tian Shouzhi's head hurt from reading.
However, because of tormenting with Wenzi full of pages, Tian Shouzhi came up with a thought that might be very interesting.
"Can humans and curse spirits live in harmony?" In the final analysis, curse spirits are also born from the negativity of human beings, and rounding up is pure evil human beings, isn't it?
Moreover, this "pure evil" also needs to be put in quotation marks. After all, "pure evil" is from the standpoint of human beings.
Gojo Satoru, who doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement, immediately applauded: "Well, good idea!"
Tianshou, super easy to deceive, childish believe it is true: "Then let's find a way to live in harmony with people and curse spirits immediately!"
Most of the spell spirits don't have such a thing as wisdom, and they act instinctively based on the negative emotions of "hate, loathe, destroy, kill him" instilled by humans, and there is no possibility of communication at all. ——Some special-level spell spirits may be excluded, but there will definitely not be too many such special-level ones.
It is impossible for humans and curse spirits to coexist harmoniously!
But maybe it's impossible to concern him with Wujo Wu?He just needs to boast and let Zhijiang kiss him!
Tian Shouzhi was very serious, after much deliberation, he really thought of a way.
There are many things stuffed under Gojo Satoru's bed, various games, comics, light novels, mathematics works...even things like "Das Kapital".
The phrase that a [-]% profit can put people in danger of being hanged made Tian Shouzhi understand it immediately!
The joys and sorrows of people are not the same. As good friends, he and Xia Youjie can't really understand each other. It's too naive for human beings and curse spirits to understand each other!
Then, wouldn't it be good to turn mutual understanding into mutual use!
"Mutual use?" Maomao confused.jpg
Even Gojo Satoru, who is super easy-to-use, was suddenly confused by Tian Shouzhi's words.
"Wu, let me ask you, is there any difference between a magician, an ordinary person, and a magician?"
Of course Gojo Satoru knew the most basic common sense in the magic world.
"Conjurers' negative emotions have become their own spell power. Ordinary people don't have magic spells and don't know how to use spell power, but they can generate spell power. The scattered spell power is brought together through a channel of resentment or fear. , when the mantra power reaches a certain concentration, the mantra spirit is born."
"In this case, compare the power of the spell to electricity, the spellcaster is an electrical appliance with its own functions, and the spell spirit is the battery!"
Tian Shouzhi enthusiastically shared his theory with Gojo Satoru: "It's too troublesome to hate human beings! It's too tiring for 70 billion ordinary people to hate one by one, so we can't treat everyone as a generator and receive the curse." Is the magic spirit of power used as a super-large battery? They are all magic power, so what does it matter if it belongs to the magician or the magic spirit?"
"If the market in the magic world is too small, we can definitely expand the market! Look at those generators, heat energy is converted into electrical energy, kinetic energy is converted into electrical energy, let's convert spell power into electrical energy!"
"And it's not just limited to electric energy, the conjurer's technique is really convenient! For example, Nitzi, the reversal technique is more powerful than any other surgery! If you make a similar spell, then connect the 'charger' Line' allows the mantra spirit to continuously supply mana power, which can completely realize the 'medical warehouse' in the novel! Lie in the 'biu' and it will be fine! Use it once and charge 1000 million to 2000 million, definitely rich people will buy it Ah! It’s not too much to sell life-saving things like ‘medical warehouses’ to rich people for one billion yen a piece!”
Since the fact that "spell spirits will be produced continuously" cannot be changed, then it is better not to change it at all!
"Zhijiang, this is the first time I have discovered that you are really a capitalist genius!"
What Tian Shouzhi said, the technical difficulty is too great, it is tantamount to capturing the lightning from the sky and using it as usable electricity.
— but not without possibility.
Tianshou's immature fish eye: "Is this a compliment?"
"Yes! Well, in order to make people believe, I can only do this!"
"Are you just kissing?!"
"No, Zhichan's genius really surprised me!"
Tian Shouzhi's idea is very empty. Although it is beautiful, it is like a loft in the sky. At present, there is no supporting technology at all.
If there is no technology, wouldn't it be good to develop technology? !
Gojo Satoru decisively began to gather people. As the head of the Gojo family, no matter what the reason was, the Gojo family would naturally cooperate with all their strength.The remaining two temples of Yusanjia and Kamo scoffed at this plan, and they didn’t bother to make superficial efforts. The director’s department held several meetings on conspiracy theories, and finally agreed that this was Wujo Wuxin’s way to torment them. Resigned to his fate, he spent money to eliminate disasters, and "donated" [-] million yuan in exchange for peace.
"So, in the end, only the small families attached to the Wutiao family participated?" Wujo Wu scratched his head, "It's rare for me to be so considerate of everyone. It's really..."
Gojo Satoru complained sharply: "It really is a bunch of idiots!"
The technical barriers to turning the spell spirit into a charging station to charge the magician and spell tools are too thick, but it is no problem to turn the spell spirit into a 24-hour white-working power generation device.
"First of all, we need a defense max to ensure that the enchantment will not escape!"
When applying the tent, set it to "only the curse spirits are allowed to enter, and the curse spirits are not allowed to exit", and all other conditions are discarded. The super special tent that will not be overturned by 100 super curse spirits arranged by Gojo Satoru is completed. !
Because it is a test product, the facilities in the tent are very simple, basically no different from ordinary wind power generation devices - no, there are still differences.
Ordinary wind power devices rely on natural wind, and the wind of mantra wind power devices is produced by mantra 24 hours a day.
There are three similar accounts, namely "Curse Spirit Thermal Power Generation", "Curse Spirit Water Power Generation" and "Curse Spirit Kinetic Power Generation".
——The last one is to consider some people who can’t do anything, let them generate electricity by pure “physical strength”, the principle is similar to riding a bicycle to generate electricity.
Simply proposing this theory is more like talking about it. When it is really implemented, Tian Shouzhi feels a little unreliable: "Isn't it too childish?" !
"What's the matter! Didn't everyone have a good time?!" Gojo Satoru smiled brightly, watching the captured magic spirits in the tent, eager to "want to play together".
Tian Shouzhi looked at the scene of "a group of curse spirits dancing wildly" in the enchantment, and couldn't feel any "happiness".
On average, there are [-] second-level curse spirits and [-] first-level curse spirits in one tent. They are about the same strength. Curse spirits have no wisdom, and they just do it when they are provoked. In the past, they were either missing arms or broken legs, and their heads were blown off.The curse spirit has no "body" in the physical sense. As long as the "core" is not killed, the spell power can be continuously restored.
On the one hand, the arms, legs, and head are flying together, and on the other hand, the flesh on the severed limb is constantly wriggling and reborn... It's really disgusting!
Mental pollution!It's good to lose san!
"Ah, if only Jie was here, these curse spirits are complete idiots! They are so inefficient!"
"Speaking of it, Lijie can control curse spirits, but he is not a curse tamer!" And asking him to swallow so many curse spirits...is too pathetic!
"Just think about it!"
The efficiency of the mantra is indeed low, but the 24-hour work efficiency is really good. The four power stations work together to produce one billion kilowatt-hours of electricity in a month.
The electricity price for residential electricity in Japan is about 30 yen per kilowatt-hour, and the electricity price for industrial electricity is about 20 yen. Even if all of it is used for industrial electricity, it can generate 200 billion yuan in revenue a month.
Tian Shouzhi didn't quite know what this meant, but seeing the surprised expressions of the elders of the Gotiao family, he knew that it was very surprising.
For the four power stations, most of the investment is the cost of the electric unit, because Wujo Wu is in a hurry, and the elders of the Wujo family directly transfer the ready-made ones at a price that is [-]% higher than the market price for the purpose of coaxing Wujo Wu.The land was chosen in a remote place with few people——in case the curse spirit escapes, the impact can be reduced, so the land cost is very low.
Other personnel maintenance costs account for an even smaller proportion.The most important productivity - the mantra, not only does not require money, it is also what others beg them to collect money.
Most of the curse spirits were captured by Gojo Satoru and Tianshou Zhizhi when they set out the mission, and they were beaten to death, and they could receive the mission gold. Task gold.
The task gold for catching the curse spirit is already several times the construction cost, rounded up, no, it should be no matter what is counted, it is the reverse of sending money to them!
The elders of the Wutiao family looked at each other, and then looked at each other, each face was undoubtedly dazed, dazed by the money falling from the sky.
"Cough." The Great Elder cleared his throat, and pretended to be indifferent to order, "Hiko, go and collect statistics on the land sales in each county." It’s not like money can’t be wasted” dismissively.
The second elder also told his son behind him: "Go ahead and pay more attention to the tasks of level one and level two recently. The tool builder told me some time ago that they want to change the environment. I think Yamagata County is very good. There are few people and quiet there. The environment is also good." Yamagata Prefecture is where the Mantra Power Plant is located.
The Utensil Builders are a family of conjurers whose main business is the manufacture of spell tools, attached to the Gojo family.A few months ago, when Wutiaowu was an important person, several elders sent two younger generations to dismiss Wutiaowu.
Seeing that it was profitable now, Wujo Satoru didn't need the deterrence of the patriarch, and the entire Wujo family started to move.
Naturally, the big move of the Gojo family couldn't be hidden from other people, or Gojo Satoru didn't intend to hide it, and directly showed off to the Zen Academy, Kamo, and the director department in an extremely high-profile way.
Afterwards, the Chanyuan, Kamo, and the director's department rushed to find the elders of the Gojo family to join in for a share of the pie, so it was none of Gojo Wu's business.
He is busy graduating.
The high school of conjuration is the same as the ordinary high school, and it is a five-year system.
But conjurers are different from ordinary students. Although it is said to be a five-year system, students hardly attend classes in the school since the fourth grade.
The five-year system has been changed to a four-year system, that is, the nominal graduation time has been slightly changed, so the system reform passed smoothly.
"The flowers are blooming."
"Were there cherry blossom trees outside before?"
"It seems to be transplanted by noctuid moths."
"The new official took office three fires? How can you say that he is already the new principal, probably because he wants to give the school some new changes?"
"No, no, no, I think it's Noctua's girl who has committed a crime. We'll all cooperate later, and you'll be our homeroom teacher for four years anyway."
"..."
"..."
"Hey, what kind of expression is this?! Don't I have the right to be considerate once in a while?"
Although the high school of conjuration is just a shell, graduation is a major milestone in life, and there is still a graduation ceremony.
However, the protagonists of the graduation ceremony—Gojo Satoru, Tian Shouzhi, and Jia Ruzizi—are not at all what graduates should be.
Oops Oops Oops!Yidizhi Jiegao frantically signaled to the seniors with his eyes that Principal Ye Moth is about to get angry!The hair is standing on end!very scary!
"Ah, when will Noctua be able to talk about it, it's so boring! It's not like you won't be able to see each other after graduation."
"Be considerate, the teacher seems to be getting a divorce recently."
"Did the wife run away?"
"Boom!" The podium made of solid wood shattered into powder.
The trio of problem children quickly sat up straight, shut their mouths obediently, and finally passed the speech at the graduation ceremony without incident.
"Wow, the moth's nagging is getting worse and worse! Fortunately, I don't have to take his class anymore, otherwise I will be bored to death."
"Yidizhi, is Sichuan-style hot pot acceptable? Seniors said they know a very good Sichuan-style hot pot." Because the school system was changed this year, the fourth and fifth grades graduated together.
"I……"
"Maybe Huiyuan can't eat spicy food? Is there any mandarin duck pot?"
"Qihai, I heard that you want to go to university? You are very good! University bully!"
"..."
A group of people squeezed out of the auditorium noisily, as if there was no sorrow that should be parted.But there is really no need to be sad, the magic world is so small that in the future, you will still have to deal with it repeatedly in tasks you don't like.
"And oh, Nana is super bright, Zhichan, you know—"
The noisy voice was paused when the pause button was pressed, and there was a sudden silence.
An Ge Ji, who had been waiting here for an unknown amount of time, looked at Tian Shouzhi: "Do you have time to accompany me?"
"Child sauce—" There is no such time!Wujo Satoru, who was stepped on by his tail and suddenly exploded into teeth and claws, was pulled back by Jiarui Nizi and his seniors. Before Tianshouzhi could react, he quickly retreated to the auditorium and slammed the door with a "bang".
"What are you doing, Nitro?!" Maomao scratched at the door!The cat is angry!
"Even if you don't know how to read air, there is a limit!"
Jia Ruozi focused his eyes on the crack of the door, watching the development outside with all his heart.
There were too many people, and Yidizhijie, who was squeezed out of the excellent audience, shivered and hid in the opposite direction of Gojo Gojo, and even had a brainstorm and waited until Gojo Gojo opened up and how he could hide to survive.
Laughing, I can't think of it at all!
But unexpectedly, anyone with long eyes could see that Gojo Satoru was in a state of rage, and he didn't even care about it and blew up the auditorium.
The fifth-grade senior pushed his glasses knowingly: "This is the so-called pride of a man."
Yidichi Jiegao:? ? ?Why doesn't it give me the password to encrypt my voice?
Ange Ji came to give Tianshou Zhi a graduation gift, and the small box was wrapped in cute wrapping paper and tied with a ribbon.
"Congratulations on your graduation." Ange Ji is a reliable senior with a good personality, "From today on, Tenshou-kun is also a mature magician!"
She laughed a little embarrassedly: "Although you are much stronger than me in terms of strength, it is inevitable that I am putting on airs when I say that."
Tian Shouzhi shook his head: "There is no such thing, I am really happy that the diva senior can come here! I have received a lot of care from you in recent years."
"Zi-Zi-Zi-"
"Crunch - crunch - crunch -"
Angeji clenched her fists and tried her best to ignore the loud noise of scratching at the door: "Tian Shou-kun, can you walk with me for a while? Although it's not the first time I've come here, I feel that it has changed a lot. "
"It's my pleasure."
Gojo Satoru was angry, the kind that couldn't be coaxed well.
"Wow, is there a new haunted house here? The air conditioner must be too much!" Unknowingly, he was frightened and ran away from a long distance.
"Enlightenment?" The indiscriminate attack of black energy scared away the people in the high school, Tian Shouzhi cautiously probed, but Wujo Wu's face did not change for the better.
"Wu-chan?" Tian Shouzhi tempted him with his favorite limited-edition dessert, "Aren't you going to line up with me?"
Gojo Satoru was unmoved, with a stinky face, a demon king expression of "I'm going to destroy the world tomorrow".
Tian Shouzhi sighed, took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to Jia Ruzizi not to go to the dinner party at noon.
"Hey!" Boss Wujo Wu was not happy, "There are only three things, are you unwilling to try even the third time?!"
Tian Shouzhi put away his phone and walked over, rua grabbed Gojo Gojo's limp hair even when he was angry: "No, I just told Nitro that for the rest of the afternoon, I will use it in the two-person world of Hewu."
Gojo Satoru is really super easy to coax, he was poked by the strange switch of the "two-person world", his face still had the expression of "I'm the second child on the first day", but his ears turned red: "Wow, is it possessed?" Zhichan would never say something like 'a world for two'!"
"Hey, is that so?" Tian Shouzhi leaned down and kissed him, "Will 'Zhijiang' kiss Wu like this?"
Wujo Satoru lost his temper so much that he was kissed by one, two, three, many people, but he was still very upset.
"Aren't you going on a date with the diva?! Aren't you going to prepare?!"
Tian Shouzhi was taken aback.
Gojo Satoru meowed as if grasping the handle: "Do you still want to deny it?! The seniors don't even add it! Call someone 'Diva' and go on a date with her!"
"Ah... so Wujo is angry about this?" Tian Shouzhi saw that Wujo Wujo was about to explode, and quickly explained, "We just go shopping together, not a date! And not only divas, but Nitro will also be together."
"Don't care!" Wujo Gou harassed, "You called 'Diva'!"
Tian Shouzhi opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but swallowed it immediately.
Wujo Satoru, who couldn't get an explanation, became even angrier.
"Wu, hold out your hand."
Gojo Satoru turned his face away and ignored it.
Tenshouzhi stretched out his hand to hold his hand, Gojo Satoru jerked violently as if about to pull it away, but Tenshouzhi held it firmly.
"It's useless to buy me something!" Although they didn't officially talk about dating, but whether they made it to the end, no matter from any angle, they are already...
Gojo Satoru, who has six eyes, couldn't help but widen his eyes the moment he "recognized" that thing.
"Isn't there such a saying?" Tian Shouzhi was thin-skinned, and before he could say anything, his face turned red, "In the graduation season, I have to give my sweetheart the second button on the school uniform."
Tian Shouzhi tried to make the atmosphere less strange, and explained dryly: "Our school's coat buttons are too strange. Although the shirts are universal, I don't think it is as representative as the coat. So, I will give you two together. !"
Wujo Wujo stared at the two buttons, one large and one small, in the palm of his hand in ecstasy.
Then another topic was suddenly brought up: "Everyone is a singer, and no one is a Wutiao."
Gojo Satoru stared at Aman Shouzhi aggrievedly.
Gojo Satoru and Ange Ji have nothing to do with "secret love". It's too strange to think about a crush of youthful pain in the per capita neuropathy world of magic.
Tian Shouzhi didn't know why Gojo Satoru suddenly brought up this topic, but he still said according to his first reaction: "But I am a Gojo faction!" Even if everyone is a diva faction, I am a Gojo faction!
Gojo Satoru's brain suddenly shut down.
so cute!Even Gojo Satoru, since there are times when he is so cute!
Tian Shouzhi's parents are Japanese high school students who married and had children when they were underage. They lived together and had children on impulse, and then simply lost the burden of children because they could not afford the living expenses.Therefore, Tian Shouzhi has deep anxiety about "high school love".
What made you wait so long...
Tian Shouzhi hugged Gojo Satoru, and said seriously: "As a super conjurer, you can already take on many high-level tasks. I have also saved some money in the past few years, and my salary has also increased. Although it is a bit boastful to say so, But now I should be able to afford Wu's high consumption without stress!"
"Besides, I'm a man. If I'm with me, I might not be blessed by everyone like ordinary girls. There might be a lot of gossip, and people might look at me with strange eyes while walking hand in hand. I won't There will be children, so Wu, do you want to date me?"
The brain that is running all the time fixes the bug as quickly as possible, and when I wake up, I hear such words...
Gojo Satoru suddenly hugged Tian Shouzhi, buried his face in his neck, and was silent for a long time before he stopped the trembling of his vocal cords and spit out: "Marry."
Tian Shouzhi's brain suddenly went blank: "Huh?"
Gojo Satoru: "Marry."
Tian Shouzhi: "But——"
The Wujo Wu repeater repeated in the same way: "Marry."
Gojo Satoru: "Now, immediately, immediately, let's get married!"
Tian Shouzhi thought for a while. Normally, the process should be "love-dating-marriage", but they are not normal people, so it should be okay to omit "love-dating" and get married directly.
Tian Shouzhi: "Then let's get married."
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