Five classmates set me up again

"As the head of the family, the gods enshrined in the Gojo family will be angry if you come to visit other gods on the first New Year's day after taking office?"

"What does it matter?" Gojo Satoru didn't care, and pulled Tianshouzhi to write ema, "I have enjoyed the worship of the Gojo family for so long, but I have never cared for the Gojo family. After all, it is just a formality!"

There are gods that are always enshrined in the Gojo family.

He died because of political struggles and became one of the four vengeful spirits thousands of years ago. Later, because of the frequent occurrence of supernatural events, court officials and the royal family were afraid of being retaliated and began to posthumously and enshrine them, becoming the god of learning.

He is also the ancestor of the Gojo family.

It's just that the gods don't interfere in the present world, and in the past thousand years, even the ancestors have no blood relationship.The Wutiao family is just one of the many believers in Xueshen.

Compared with never seeing the first, first, first, first... ancestors, of course it is more important to make use of New Year's visits and make friends with Zhichan!

"Yo Xi! If that's the case, Zhichan will tie me up. If you abandon me, you will be entangled by the super-scary Wujo Super Wraith Enlightenment~"

"Wow, don't say it like a curse!"

When hanging the ema, Gojo Satoru's inexplicable desire to win and lose appeared again, so he wanted to hang it in the highest and most conspicuous position!

There are all kinds of ema, which really opened up Tian Shouzhi's eyes: "Jesan, Nitro, let's hang one of these too!"

Tian Shouzhi wrote down his prayer: "Next year, we will come to pay homage together!" After thinking about it, he added, "We will also be together in the future!"

Xia Youjie subconsciously said, "No, I..."

Gojo Satoru almost put his pen on Xia Youjie's eyes: "Daba of Alone and Young-chan!"

In short, in the end, Gojo Satoru got Xia Youjie to sign his name in a nearly coercive way.

Jiarui Nitzi and Tian Shouzhi got together and complained: "The reason why you are the strongest is because you are the strongest, and you will be beaten to death if you are not the strongest!"

"New Year's gift!" Tian Shouzhi distributed the royal guards to the juniors, and warned, "The work of a conjurer is very dangerous, so you should carry this close to your body."

Amulets were bought by Tian Shouzhi and the others when they visited the New Year. There are many gods and believers in the big shrine, and the gods will not bless every believer. Gojo Satoru has money ability!

Without the control of "Father", Yato can completely get rid of the work of "God of Misfortune" and officially start to work hard towards God of Fuku. A half-baked guy.

But it doesn't matter now!With five golden legs and enlightenment, the number of Yato's followers has taken off!Various graphic novels, games, TV dramas and movies based on Yato are queuing up and broadcasting under the money of the Gojo consortium. If the number of believers can be visualized, then Yato will be at +100+99+1000+999 every day. Zhong was too noisy to sleep.

Although there is a rule that "gods should not intervene in the present world", Yato is not a human being, and Tenshouji is considered a half-god if rounded up, so through Yato, please ask the ancestor of the Gojo family, Sugawara Michizane (the former vengeful spirit and now the god of learning), and let him It's okay for Xueshen to go to other gods to ask for a few blessed guards.

"The most important point is that if you are seriously injured, you must use the fastest speed to tear apart the guard."

Strictly speaking, Tian Shouzhi's power is not magic power, but a very incredible divine power. The golden eyes are the best proof, and what flows inside is the purest power of Fushen.

It's just that Tian Shouzhi is not a god, but a pure human being, and the other eye that is not surrounded by the power of a god is the best evidence.The power of the gods and the mantra of the man have reached a delicate balance in his body.

This is also the reason why it is difficult for Tian Shouzhi to use magic equipment. His spell power is not pure, and ordinary magic equipment cannot withstand the power of the gods.

"I added a spell that can freeze time to the shou, no matter what, I must ensure that I survive, tear the shou and wait for rescue, you know?" The shou who was blessed by the gods has a trace of divinity Then it is made into a spell tool that can store spells, and a small life-saving spell tool is complete!

The conjurers of their past generations were very "lucky" to have a precious nanny who could heal others, and the death rate has been greatly reduced, but the decrease in the death rate does not mean that no conjurers died.

In just two years after becoming a conjurer, Tian Shouzhi has already participated in more than 2 mass funerals.

——Although Yu Shou was sent out, Tian Shouzhi didn't expect to use it so soon.

When Tian Shouzhi received the news and came back, Jianren Qihai's wound had been healed, but Xiong Xiong was still trying to save him.

Because time was frozen, although his life was hanging by a thread, at least he managed to rescue him.

Jianren Qihai sat slumped in front of the emergency room, the blood on his face was not wiped, his eyes were empty, and he seemed to have lost his soul.

Tian Shouzhi asked Xia Youjie: "Where is the assistant supervisor who went with you this time?"

Fortunately, Xia Youjie's route back after completing the mission was near them, and there was a guard delaying the time. It was not too late for Xia Youjie to arrive after receiving the news, otherwise it would not be such a "lucky" thing to be seriously injured up.

Xia Youjie opened his eyes, indifferent inside, stared at Tian Shouzhi for a long time, and then slowly said: "I have reported to the director department."

The combat power of the auxiliary supervisor is negligible. Do some auxiliary work outside of the battle, including but not limited to sending the conjurer to the scene, and then try to leave early without delay.

Relatively speaking, the mortality rate of auxiliary supervision is not so high.

Tian Shouzhi looked at the huge dark circles under the auxiliary supervisor's eyes: "Supervisor Takagi, can I trouble you to find out all the people who have handled this task?" The death rate is relatively low, but the auxiliary supervisor is also not an ideal pension. choose.

Supervisor Takagi's eyes widened, and his eyes, which had become extremely haggard from staying up all night, looked as if they were about to fall out of their sockets: "Master Tianshou, this matter..."

"I know it was an accident." Tian Shouzhi was very calm, much calmer than he appeared on the outside.

This change was a second-level task, but it suddenly became a first-level task. Tian Shouzhi has also experienced such an accident. [Window] It's not a god, and the curse spirit is not a dead thing, and the state of the magician is not perfect at all times. There are too many variables in the middle, and no one can guarantee what will happen.

But...but...the one who got hurt was a very important junior, so it's normal to be angry.

"Supervisor Takagi, don't you think it's unfair?" Tian Shouzhi's question seemed a bit abrupt, and in another situation, it would make people wonder if it was a deliberate change of topic.

"The conjurer is fighting those spell spirits, and the assistant supervisor does not dare to rest for a moment to do intelligence and logistics work well. We are fighting against the darkness of this world with our lives and overdrawn lives."

"But some people are always able to ask for our contributions with peace of mind." Tian Shouzhi's face for the first time showed the murderous look of a super magician, "a little angry."

No, no, no, no, this can no longer be said to be "a bit" at all!

"A borer who doesn't do anything, either die or get out of here."

Gojo Satoru was in the middle of his business trip when he was so bombarded that he called back.

"Hahahahaha!" Gojo Satoru couldn't have laughed more heartily, "Isn't this very good!"

"Gojo Satoru!" The senior executives of the director department knocked on their crutches and shouted "warning".

"What~" Wujo Satoru stuck to Tenshouzhi's face, and said affectionately, "Oh, Hezhijiang belongs to the same country~ I don't want to get too close to crumpled and rotten oranges!"

"You, how dare you!"

Gojo Satoshi couldn't smile anymore, the moment the corner of his mouth fell, the frivolity of the playful smile froze, and the cold hostility frightened everyone subconsciously took a few steps back.

"I'm not the same as the good boy's Zhichan." Gojo Satoru has a beautiful face that is dazzling, shrouded in a halo of frivolity and willfulness, which makes the director feel more headaches, but when the frivolity fades... , The sharp edge made everyone dare not look directly at it.

"I think it's more convenient to kill them all at once, but Zhichan thinks that if you kill them, it will be troublesome for no one to work, so you are allowed to continue living."

The height of 1.9 meters is enough for Gojo Satoru to stand out among a group of hunched "old men". His condescending eyes turned around slowly, and the old men who were clamoring just now shivered and looked away.

It is obviously a very wise idea to kill all the rotten oranges. The magic world is very short of people, very short of people. Although rotten oranges are annoying, at least they are available.If they were all killed at once, the world would probably fall into chaos.

After all, no matter how strong Gojo Satoru and Ten Shouzhi are, they cannot appear in dozens of places at the same time.At this time, Gojo Satoru felt that Naruto's shadow clone is really a super-standard ninjutsu!

"I don't want it anymore! The power system is not the same at all!" Tian Shouzhi pushed the clingy cat who couldn't get up on his lap, and urged, "Get up quickly, don't you have a lot of things to do today Is it?"

It is obviously a lose-lose strategy to kill the high-level people in the magic world, especially the Wujo family also belongs to the category of "high-level people in the magic world".It's inconvenient to kill, but with another way of thinking, it's much easier to squeeze rotten oranges and let everyone start 007!

There is a shortage of people in the magic world, right?There is no shortage of people in Japan!Since Japan's social class has been fixed, there are only so few jobs every year. A large number of high-achieving graduates cannot find a job after graduation. It is normal for hundreds of people to compete for a good job.

And what about the magic world?The Yusan family is rich, the director department is rich, and all the conjurers above the second level are not short of money. Not to mention the five insurances and one housing fund, the seven insurances and one housing fund are all okay, and the medical treatment is free!

Seedlings of conjurers are rare, but they are just secretaries who assist (supervise) and assist (supervise) paperwork, so they can definitely hire high-quality students with high salaries!

"Mina-san~ I have to face work with a smile today!" A super-standard super magician has already caused headaches for the director department, and now the two are tossing together, the director department is really jumping on the bottom line of the explosion!

But they dare not...

The shocking picture of blowing up half of Tokyo with one move still lingers in my mind. Those in power who are extremely afraid of death are willing to give up their current status and life, and cannot calmly die, which means that they have already lost a mess.

Although it was threatened by force, the ethos of the director's department is really clear. As far as it is concerned, there are almost no moths, or the moths have become honest and disguised under the threat of death.

The process is not important, nor what they think. In short, the work of conjurers and assistant supervisors has become more efficient and shared. Everyone has changed from 007 to 996. Judging from this result, it is already quite good!

"Defect? ​​Jason?"

——So when he heard the news of Xia Youjie's defection, Tian Shouzhi was so dazed that he couldn't react for a long time.

Isn't it getting better?why would……

In the mission report, seven people were killed, 69 people were seriously injured, and 36 people were slightly injured. The numbers are highlighted in bold red letters.

"However, Jessan didn't kill everyone." Tian Shouzhi's lips turned white, and he stared stubbornly at everyone in the meeting room, "I oppose the execution."

"Is it mentioned in the introduction of this mission? This is a backward and old-fashioned village, ignorant, superstitious, and cliquey. Isn't that what happens in such a place?"

"That's the kind. After being found guilty, in order to cover the criminals in the same village, the whole village mobilized to besiege the police. This kind of example is not uncommon."

"For self-defense, it is understandable to strike a little harder in the chaos."

A conjurer who was at odds with Tian Shouzhi immediately patted the table without waiting for Tian Shouzhi to speak, his voice hoarse because of getting old was as sharp as scratching a blackboard with his fingernails: "The police are the police! Xia Youjie It’s not the police! And no matter how you say it, seven people died, 69 people were severely injured, and 36 people were slightly injured. , Tian Shouzhi and Wujo Wu, they couldn't catch it, and they didn't dare to catch it, but Xia Youjie was different.

death penalty!Must be executed!

Tian Shouzhi's face darkened: "Then you mean that even if they surrounded Jiesan and beat him, he would definitely not be able to fight back?"

"Jesan is not a policeman. Although he has no right to fight back, it's okay if he deserves to be beaten to death?" Tian Shouzhi said with a gloomy different pupil staring at him, "So it's okay for you to be beaten to death." ?"

"..." The aged conjurer moved his Adam's apple with difficulty, and remained silent, daring not to answer.

After a tense meeting, Tian Shouzhi was more tired than pulling out a hundred super magic spirits in one go.

Coming out of the meeting room, Tian Shouzhi subconsciously wanted to call Gojo Satoru, but pressed the button one second before the call was dialed.

"Om~" The phone rang immediately, it was Gojo Satoru calling.

Tian Shouzhi answered the phone, but there was no sound, and there was no sound on the other end of the phone, only shallow breathing.

After a while, Tian Shouzhi asked, "Wu, do you know which hospital the people in that village are in?"

Both Tian Shouzhi and the director's department were unwilling to give in to each other, but they had to give in. In the end, Tianshouzhi's "excessive defense" and the director's department's "immediate execution of the death penalty" were both invalidated.

"Although the work of collecting evidence is handed over to the criminal police, the criminal police are just ordinary people. It will be better if I help you?"

Tian Shouzhi offered to help with understanding.

Then when collecting evidence——

"Help me! Save me! I'll give you money! Save me!"

"I'm not a policeman, nor a hero, just a conjurer." Tian Shouzhi looked down at the hand on the corner of his clothes, the wrinkled skin was covered with age spots, and it was as dry as a skeleton dried in the desert, " I have no obligation to accept your entrustment to save you from the curse spirit."

"I want to curse you! You are desperate! Let me tell you, if I die, I will never let you go, I curse you! Damn it! It hurts! It hurts! If I die, I will I must let you taste something more painful than this..." The middle-aged man roared and cursed with malice.

Almost instantly, the curse spirit growing from his body grew bigger again.

"Who to protect is my own choice, not the obligation of the 'Conjurer'." Tian Shouzhi squatted down, watching the man fall from the bed in pain because of the curse spirit, "You are obviously not the one I want to protect object."

"It's better to say, for a scum like you, it would be better for this society to die earlier, with less curse spirits."

Tian Shouzhi told him word by word: "The manpower of conjurers is very short, and I don't have time to waste time on these little magic spirits recently. They are just a third-level parasitic magic spirit. As long as you don't have negative emotions, you can be healthy every day." Live upward, contribute more to this society, and the pain will soon be gone.”

"Probably." The curse spirit can absorb negative emotions and grow up, but it won't disappear just because it loses negative emotions. If it conveys positive emotions...Tian Shouzhi doesn't know either.

After investigating with the criminal police and roughly pieced together the truth, Tian Shouzhi probably knew what Xia Youjie was thinking after he walked out of the hospital.

"A pile of rubbish."

Got it, but don't totally agree.

After investigation by the criminal police, more than a dozen skeletons of underage girls were found in the homes of the seven deceased. There are still a pile of old people's bones in the back mountain of the village. It seems that the village is still continuing to send the elderly people up the mountain to save food. bad habits, the whole village is ignorant and corrupt.

"According to the testimonies, two children are currently missing."

Wujo Wu raised his eyebrows: "Child? Didn't you say that everyone in that village is here?"

The newly appointed secretary is obviously not quite used to working in the world of conjuration, and his face is so ugly that he seems to be suppressing vomiting: "Those two children are orphans, and they seem to be caged by the villagers as monster cages."

Gojo Satoru's eyes instantly turned cold.

"The child should have been taken away by Jie." Wujo Satoru told him, "The records of the two children were put aside in advance, have the transcripts been sorted out? They will be handed over to the prosecutor directly. 'Withdraw the lawsuit against them, if I read the words 'released' on TV or in the newspaper - I will be angry~"

Gojo Satoru's tone was still a little brisk, but no one thought he would be in a good mood now.

"Yes, yes." The young people who have just joined the job and whose shattered worldview has not had time to reorganize and bond are trembling.

"Ah, wait." Gojo Satoru remembered another thing, "Jie's parents, let's find an excuse to protect them for now."

Xia Youjie is a very stubborn person, he walked all the way to the dark, and he was the one talking about.With Wujo Satoru's understanding of his best friend, maybe he will do irreversible things in order to abandon his confusion.

"For this matter, Lord Tianshou has already given orders."

Gojo Satoru was taken aback.

"—Because the curse power on those people is filthy, it's not a sign that they want to suffer." That is, he wanted to kill them completely, but finally let them go due to unknown reasons.

Another 24 hours a day, Tian Shouzhi, who returned to the dormitory after solving the curse, was covered in water.

It was only then that Gojo Satoru realized that it was raining cats and dogs outside. Because of the thick night and the fact that he was obsessed with Xia Youjie's case, he didn't notice that it was raining at all.

He reached out and touched Tian Shouzhi's face, his skin lost its warmth from the rain: "You idiot, take good care of your body."

Gojo Satoru took out his pajamas, and led the wet Tenshouji to the bathroom.

The warm heat made the whole body go limp, Tianshou Zhizhi soaked in the water, closed his eyes as if he fell asleep for a while.

"Zhi-chan, don't sleep here." Gojo Satoru put foam on his head.

Tianshouzhi obediently crawled on the edge of the bathtub, and waited for Wujo Wu to finish washing him with foam before grabbing Wujo Wu's clothes: "Wujo, do you want to take a bath together?"

"Is this kidding?"

"Ah."

"This is very foul."

I just feel... Wu needs him to act like a baby or something.

Compared with him, the relationship between Wu and Jasan will be much better.

Of the four special grades, one didn't work, and the other went to be a curse master. Even though the rotten oranges became part of the labor force, Tian Shouzhi was still exhausted.

"Christmas right now, don't you want to buy gifts for your son and daughter?" I have to say, except for being expensive, this "Mage Killer" named Fuheshier has no shortcomings, has high force value, rich experience, and is capable of killing curses. Spirit and curse master come, three with one knife!

"Huh?" Apparently he forgot that he still had two small oil bottles.

"..." Tian Shouzhi asked almost hopelessly, "Did you pay enough for living expenses?"

"Well, my wife should take care of them... right?" Thanks to the "daughter"'s reminder, he remembered that he still has a wife.

Tian Shouzhi booked an extra ticket silently: "Your belongings should be in the belly of Chou Bao, right? Come with me now!" Tian Shouzhi didn't give him any chance to refuse, and even pointed at a person after getting off the plane. Direction, "That seems to be the direction of your home, don't even forget this!"

When Tian Shouzhi came back, Gojo Satoru had already woken up.

"Zhijiang?" Gojo Wu cuddled against him like a cat, "Didn't you say you'll be back in the afternoon?"

The head that just got out of the quilt had a mess of hair on its head, and the thin and soft silver hair was as fluffy as a cloud, rubbing against it so lightly that it made people love it.

"I wanted to see Wu sooner, so I changed the contract." He didn't lie, he just concealed something.The news he heard from Nitro made him a little worried, so he changed his ticket and came back earlier.

"What..." Gojo Satoru opened his eyes, his blue eyes were watery just after waking up.

Pulling Tianshouzhi into the bed, Gojo Satoru bit him and said vaguely: "If you can't go on a date at night, it's all Zhichan's fault."

Gojo Satoru has never been a person who radiates negative emotions for a long time, and many times he doesn't even express it.But this time Tenshou Zhizhi could clearly feel Gojo Satoru's depression.

"Don't you go to the amusement park?"

"..."

"Don't you play the roller coaster?"

"..."

"Where's the Ferris wheel?"

KO——

In short, the Christmas date went smoothly, if I didn't meet Yato halfway and get dazzled about getting married.

The age of marriage for women in Japan is 16 years old, which is just enough for Hikichi Hiyori.

Gojo Satoru, whose desire to win was aroused, was excited: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Tian Shouzhi quickly grabbed him, but luckily he was in the private room, it would be too embarrassing if he was in the lobby.

"Are you an idiot?" Although Gojo Satoru happened to be 18 years old when he was able to marry, "there is no such thing as same-sex marriage." It is completely illegal!

"Ah?" Gojo Satoru stretched out his fingers to poke and poke on Amanshou Zhi's waist, blinking his big innocent eyes, "I didn't want to say who to marry~ Ah, did Zhi-chan really want to marry me that much? ?”

"..." Tian Shouzhi's face turned red, "Gojo Satoru, do you want to see the scenery of the Santu River?!" Furious.jpg

Gojo Satoru puffed up his cheeks childishly, his blue eyes widened round and round, like a beautiful cat who was caught on the scene destroying furniture, he was very unconvinced with an innocent face, but facing the broken sofa, he could only Can be put on the head to repent.It's just that his apology was very insincere: "Well, I was wrong, Zhi-chan, I'm sorry." The casual tone can easily raise people's blood pressure.

But Gojo Satoru obviously grasped all of Tenshou Zhi's weaknesses, and before Ten Shou Zhi got angry at him, his rebellious and stinking face immediately changed his appearance.

Mao Mao leaned over and rubbed against Tian Shouzhi's lips, what's wrong with a cute and beautiful cat?He just wanted to act coquettishly to attract attention: "Qijiang kiss me~"

Tian Shouzhi's energy was half stored, but he was blocked by Gojo Satoru's innocent look, stuck in the middle of the road.

Gojo Satoru is very good at being pampered and proud. Seeing that Tian Shouzhi's face looked better, he immediately straddled his lap, rubbed him with all his strength, and licked him like a cat: "Chi-chan, kiss me~" Pretty The clear eyes are full of sparkling anticipation.

Tian Shouzhi pinched his face in frustration and kneaded his face like uncompressed dough: "How old do you think you are?! You are not a child anymore! You don't have a bird to depend on you! Don't always be coquettish! Don't think of yourself as a cat You have to hide! Learn to be more mature!"

"Zhijiang, kiss me." Gojo Satoru blinked, and changed his temperament and tone in a calm manner, "It's an order."

Tian Shouzhi: "!!!"