Five classmates set me up again

After fooling Tian Shouzhi and Wujo Wu who was worried about cutting classes, Xia Youjie found a good friend sitting on the railing on the rooftop.

"Teacher Ye Moth, I've temporarily fooled you, but you can't always skip class!"

Gojo Gojo collapsed on the railing as if discouraged, sticking to it like a liquid cat, and dragged out his voice weakly: "Ah~ so cute! Zhichan is so cute!" His sticky hair followed him The swaying back and forth and left and right swayed together.

"The teeth are white..." Gojo Satoru had no intention of going to class at all!His mind is now full of the scene of kissing Tian Shouzhi just now.He was the only one in the beautiful mandarin duck's eyes, and the end of the long eyelashes was a little upturned, even if it was just a slight trembling, it was very obvious, trembling and scratching at his heart.

And, and the lips are so soft, better than jelly, cream, chiffon cake, etc...all, all...

"Woo!" Gojo Satoru covered his hot face with both hands, and the top of his head was steaming, "Jie, I seem to... like Zhichan."

After blowing the cold wind for a long time, not only did the overheated brain not cool down, but it became more confused.

Xia Youjie: "..." Then what were you doing before? !Sexual harassment? !

"I want to kiss, I want to kiss with Zhi-chan..." The innocent male high school student blushed so hard, "What should I do, Jie, I really want to kiss Zhi-chan..."

Xia Youjie: "..." You don't need to tell me.

Gojo Satoru suddenly jumped up, stood on the railing, and clenched his fists: "I've decided! I want to fuck him!" After dating, don't you just kiss as you want? !He wants to kiss Zhichan!Kiss, kiss, kiss——

Xia Youjie turned and left as if nothing had happened, as if he had never been here.Why should I come to comfort him? !Am I an idiot? !

"Jie! Don't go!" Gojo Satoru quickly jumped down and grabbed his sleeve, "Please! Give me advice and help me chase Zhichan!"

Xia Youjie turned his head, his narrow eyes smiled gently and kindly, and he said kindly: "Xi Nei!" He doesn't want to eat dog food anymore!

"Jiejiejiejiejiejie——" Gojo Wu hurriedly jumped down and grabbed Xia Youjie who was about to leave, looking at him pitifully, "Friend, I only have you, help me..."

Gojo Satoru was very good at acting like a baby, Xia Youjie couldn't do anything with him, he pressed his neck, Xia Youjie stopped leaving because of their friendship.

"Then have you thought about how to confess?"

The beautiful eyes blinked, and the frosty eyelashes fluttered like butterflies: "Huh? Isn't it easy to say anything and you will be accepted? After all, I am so cute~ Zhichan loves me so much!" The land is simply terrible!

"..." Even Xia Youjie choked on his words, and said after a while, "You deserve to be still a child until now!"

"Huh? Aren't you too?!" Wujo Wujo jumped like a big cat whose tail had been stepped on, "And if I want to, I can get rid of my virginity immediately!"

Xia Youjie said lightly, "Oh, is that so?"

The damage is not high, but the insult is extremely strong!

"Yes!" Gojo Satoru raised his chin like a proud peacock, "As long as I want to, I can get rid of my virginity immediately!"

Xia Youjie just slightly raised his eyebrows.

Gojo Satoru: "!!!" Blood pressure is up!

Gojo Satoru: "You wait for me!"

Gojo Satoru rushed to the classroom in a hurry, regardless of whether there were still gunpowder in the classroom, he opened his mouth and said——

"Child sauce, sleep with me!"

Tian Shouzhi: "???"

Home into the nitro: "!!!"

Xia Youjie: "!!!"

Gojo Satoru didn't look embarrassed at all, his head was raised high, like a big victorious peacock.

Tian Shouzhi blinked his eyes, he was ignorant of the world, but he was not a fool. He still knows what it means to "go to bed".

"Sine!"

"It's so decided! I'm going to book a hotel!" Gojo Satoru took out his phone, and then realized what Tenshouzhi said, and then his eyes widened in disbelief,

"If you don't sleep with me, isn't this your loss, Zhichan?!"

Tian Shouzhi blushed so hard that he pretended not to see the teasing eyes of Jia Ruzi, but that was almost impossible.

"What weird things are you talking about again?!" Tian Shouzhi clenched his fists, not knowing whether he was angry or ashamed, white smoke was rising above his head.

Gojo Satoru decided to follow the advice given to him before his family entered Nitro, and took the straight line: "Zhi-chan, sleep with me!"

Xia Youjie: "..." I didn't see it, Wu turned out to be a fool!

Home into the glass: "..." I love the idiot Wu!

Tian Shouzhi: "..." Gojo Satoru is an idiot!

"Zhi-chan, oh--" Wujo Wu's coquettishness didn't even have a chance to speak again under Tianshou Zhi's iron fist!

"Zhi-chan, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!" Gojo Satoru was chased and ran around the classroom with his head in his arms.

Xia Youjie laughed so hard outside the classroom that his stomach ached.

Five minutes later, Tianshou Zhizhi walked out of the classroom blushing, angry and ashamed, stomping heavily on the ground with every step, as if he would not be reconciled without causing the teaching building to vibrate.

Gojo Satoru was in the classroom, clutching his head in anger and aggrieved: "Zhijiang is an idiot!"

Xia Youjie laughed until tears came out, and his cheeks were a little stiff. Hearing Wujou's grievance and complaint at this moment, he said seriously, "It's Wujou, you are too stupid." Who sent out this invitation!

Wutiao Wuqi snorted, with a wave of anger: "Speak as if you are very powerful! Don't use this kind of tone of someone who has experienced it to preach to me!"

After thinking about it but not reconciled, Gojo Satoru emphasized again: "Virgin!"

Xia Youjie got up gracefully, and dusted off the non-existent dust on his clothes.

Gojo Satoru has already figured out how to get rid of Xia Youjie's venomous tongue, for example, "My first kiss was given to Zhijiang~ But Jie, you still have your first kiss" and so on, but he only said a word The look of not sending out.

A bad premonition slowly rose from the bottom of my heart. Gojo Satoru always believed in his premonition, so he approached him carefully: "Jie, why don't you speak?"

Xia Youjie smiled at him and said, "I'm not Wu Wu, so you just take care of it."

"—the correct way to invite Zhijiang to help me get rid of my virginity." Xia Youjie called him slowly, "Virgin enlightenment!"

Gojo Satoru: "???"

Gojo Satoru: "!!!"

Gojo Satoru's eyes widened in disbelief: "Jie, are you a scumbag?!"

It was as if it was the first day he knew that Xia Youjie's character hidden under the gentle and harmless mask was terrible: "I haven't slept with Zhijiang yet! No! Even if I have slept with Zhijiang, Jie you You can't invite Ji-chan like 'come to bed with me'!"

Xia Youjie asked slowly: "Why? You and Zhi are not in a relationship, are you? Since there is no one, who does Zhi want to sleep with, isn't it his freedom?"

In just 1 minute, Jiajin Nizi quickly completed the transition from "Nantong is beside me, surrounded by Nantong and I can't breathe" to "Hey, hey, do you remember me here?" to "Don't worry about me." , it would be great if I could have some more melon seeds," the God began to change.

"But, but—" Gojo Satoru yelled aggrievedly, "But Zhichan likes me! I like Zhichan too!"

"Jin-chan and I like each other, isn't it—"

He looked at Xia Youjie knowingly and with a bit of ridicule, and suddenly woke up: "Jie, you—"

Xia Youjie patted the restless stinky cat: "The straight ball is not 'I want to sleep with you', but 'I like you', understand?" He rua on his fluffy and soft hair.

Gojo Satoru's face flushed red: "Zhi-chan, Zhi-chan will be very proud!"

Xia Youjie sneered: "Then you'll be a virgin for the rest of your life!"

Gojo Satoru: "!!!!!!" Absolutely not!

According to Xia Youjie, Gojo Wu has skin hunger-thirst.

Tian Shouzhi searched for this disease, and always felt that this word had nothing to do with Gojo Satoru.

Tian Shouzhi: I always feel that Jason is lying to me!

But Xia Youjie vowed: "Wu wants to go to bed with you because he has skin hunger-thirst, and when he heard that he can go to bed with no clothes on, it's like going to bed with you and lying down." Xia Youjie opened his eyes wide Eyes tell lies.

Tian Shouzhi: But the target is Jasan~ Jessan is not Gojo Satoru, so he probably wouldn't lie to me!

"Zhijiang, let me tell you~ I thought about it for a while, and I still think it's unreasonable to judge that I can't finish it because the [-]-inch cake is so big!"

Gojo Satoru's serious face appeared in front of Tian Shouzhi, with a serious expression as if he was attending a major meeting that could determine the fate of billions of people.

It's so close again.

The shoulders were gently held, and Gojo Satoru naturally took Tian Shouzhi into his arms.Most of Tian Shouzhi's body was attached to him.

Tian Shouzhi remembered the introduction he had read on the Internet - the skin of patients with skin hunger-thirst, like the stomach, needs to eat to relieve hunger-hunger.

"Practice is the only criterion for testing the truth. Let's buy a [-]-inch cake and try it out!" Wujo Wu's Adam's apple rolled, and he pretended not to care and dragged the topic away, taking out his phone and opening the delivery software to go to the usual The cake shop I ordered is ready to place an order.

Although the confession hidden, hidden in the cake is very earthy, but, but Chi-chan should like it, right?

Eat cake, find notes, socialize, and get in bed.

If you go to bed, you can kiss!Great!

It looked like it had been planned for a long time, Gojo Satoru's hands were extremely fast, and he typed a series of crackling requests in one go.

"The [-]-inch size should have more flavors, otherwise such a big cake would be too monotonous, matcha, chocolate, mango... decided, just eight flavors!" He muttered happily, and then complained about himself request, "But isn't this a cake platter—"

A hand reached out to his eyes and gently took off the sunglasses on the tip of his nose.

Gojo Satoru blinked his eyes: "Zhenjiang?"

——The way the stomach relieves hunger is to eat, and the way the skin relieves hunger is to touch.

Tian Shouzhi cupped his face with both hands, observing his expression carefully.

Without the cover of the sunglasses, Gojo Satoru's face is the biggest stunner, and there is still a little daze in the blue eyes, but when Tian Shouzhi's palm is pressed against his face, the warm and soft touch makes him squint involuntarily. He squinted his eyes, and then when his fingertips were rubbing lightly on his face, Tian Shouzhi even felt that the other side was rubbing against his face.

Juvenile sauce, what are you going to do?Confession?Will Zhijiang want to kiss me?

— like a cat.Tian Shouzhi thought.

And it is a cute and docile cute little cat.

Tian Shouzhi felt the softness of his palms, his nose was sour, and he almost shed tears.Enlightenment turned out to have been enduring such pain in silence?

"Child sauce, why suddenly..."

Aman Shouzhi was shorter than Wujo Wu, and it can be said to be much shorter. At such a close distance, the height difference of [-] centimeters made him slightly raise his head to see Wujo Wu better.

A lot of bright morning light poured into the classroom, and the light fell on his face, making the not-so-sharp lines of the young man softer.

Her face was soft, and her eyes were as gentle as water, with a little dewy glow.

Gojo Satoru was a little dazed.

Tian Shouzhi hooked Gojo Wu's neck, stood on tiptoes, and pressed his face to his face: "Anything is fine. Wu can touch wherever he wants." To relieve the hunger of the skin, one must use touch as a substitute. eat.

Gojo Satoru's brain stopped thinking.

Wh, anywhere is fine... Does Zhichan know what he is talking about? !