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"No dream." Zhao Ling stammered.

Yan Beiqing: "!!!!!!" When had he seen Zhao Lingyi like this, this interest came immediately!

"Tell me, I'm not an outsider, what can't we talk about." Yan Beiqing asked, Zhao Lingyi must have had a very embarrassing dream, he will have to laugh at it later Zhao Lingyi.

Zhao Ling was silent for a long time before speaking: "I dreamed that I kissed myself."

Yan Beiqing: "" I have a bad feeling.

Zhao Lingyi continued: "Take off your clothes, and then—"

"Stop! Stop!" Yan Beiqing hurriedly stopped, while his brain was buzzing.Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, he seriously suspects that what he and Zhao Lingyi had was a dream. td What's going on.

As soon as Zhao Ling stopped talking, Yan Beiqing could clearly feel his depression, and he also realized that his attitude just now was a bit off.

He hurriedly comforted Zhao Lingyi and said, "Don't worry about that. I didn't mean to be malicious just now, and I didn't mean to laugh at you. In fact, I just want to say that you have been single for too long, and you won't do this kind of thing again if you find someone else." Dreamed."

"Really?" Zhao Lingyi asked in a low voice.

"Really! It must be true! Why would I lie to you!" Yan Beiqing clearly felt guilty and had to be confident, which really made him feel awkward.

He said to Zhao Lingyi: "Why don't I ask Grandpa to introduce you to a blind date tomorrow? This little girl is going on a date, so I won't have this kind of dream again."

Zhao Lingyi was silent again, Yan Beiqing thought that Zhao Lingyi was rejecting blind dates, who would have thought that Zhao Lingyi would say in a low voice, "You know a lot and have a lot of experience?"

Yan Beiqing: "" He has a lot of experience and a hammer, isn't that what you see in TV dramas!That's right, he's tired of watching comedies and he's been watching romantic dramas recently.

"You don't know if I'm experienced or not? Our memories are interlinked." Yan Beiqing choked.

Zhao Ling hooked his lips, yes.

"It's just words." Zhao Ling stammered.

"What's the matter?" Yan Beiqing asked.

"Yanyan, do you think they can accept my dual personality?" Zhao Lingyi asked worriedly, with an expression like no one else, a master of acting.

Yan Beiqing swallowed, he should be able to accept it, isn't this a world that depends on faces.Zhao Lingyi is so good-looking, it should be easier to find a partner, right?

So he encouraged Zhao Ling and said, "That must be accepted! Having two boyfriends at the same time, and having two husbands in the future, is this something that makes people laugh out of their dreams?"

Zhao Ling raised his eyebrows slightly, and asked, "Is that so?"

Yan Beiqing nodded sharply: "That must be! You still don't believe me! How about we try?"

Zhao Ling said in a low voice, "Yanyan, are you sure they don't think I'm mentally ill?"

Yan Beiqing: ""Aren't you mentally ill? Why don't you even have self-awareness?

Perhaps Zhao Lingyi's tone was too serious, and Yan Beiqing was really embarrassed to speak out against his conscience for a while.As far as dual personality is concerned, most people probably can't accept it, right?Even if his sub-personality is harmless.

But slowly, Yan Beiqing began to feel uncomfortable. What did Zhao Lingyi mean by this?Why do you feel that Zhao Lingyi despises him?Combined with the incident of being almost electrocuted two days ago, Yan Beiqing came to his senses and became furious instantly.

"Zhao Lingyi! When you called me that day, did you want to kill me and go find someone else????" Yan Beiqing asked Zhao Lingyi loudly.

Zhao Lingyi replied, "No."

It can be said that Beiqing doesn't believe it, and the recent Zhao Lingyi is too suspicious!He accused: "Have I treated you badly! Have I caused you trouble recently? You have been bullying me all the time, have I bullied you!!"

Zhao Ling smiled and said, "That's because you can't bully me."

Yan Beiqing: "!!!!!!" He wanted to beat Zhao Ling violently.

"You wait! I'm going to tell grandpa! Let's see how grandpa scolds you!" As soon as Zhao Ling couldn't argue with each other, Yan Beiqing moved out grandpa.

Grandpa likes him so much, Zhao Lingyi even wants to kill him, Zhao Lingyi is too much.If he is |killed, how sad is that grandpa!

"I didn't mean to hurt you." Zhao Lingyi said softly.

Yan Beiqing was so wronged, "You want to shock me, you read so many books every day, don't you just think about how to kill me."

Zhao Ling smiled, and he explained: "No, we are one body, if we kill you, I will die too?"

Yan Beiqing: "" Does the hero still think so?I still think so and have studied so much, if the hero knows that there is a way to kill him without harming the hero, can he survive?

Yan Beiqing was so wronged, he really wanted to throw himself into Grandpa's arms and cry.He thought he and Zhao Lingyi got along very well, but Zhao Ling was thinking about killing him every day.

"Am I okay?" He asked Zhao Lingyi.

Zhao Ling nodded and said, "Speaking is very good."

"Then why are you still thinking about killing me?" Yan Beiqing asked aggrievedly.

Zhao Lingyi denied, "I haven't had this kind of thought for a long time."

"You're lying." Yan Beiqing said, "You've been studying how to kill me every day."

Zhao Ling smiled helplessly. He reached out and picked up the mirror, looked at himself in the mirror and said, "Yanyan, I just want to see you."

Yan Beiqing was taken aback, what did he mean by seeing him?

"What do you want to think of me?" Yan Beiqing asked.

"Just like in my dream, I can see you and touch you." Zhao Lingyi didn't continue, he was afraid of scaring Yan Beiqing.

Yan Beiqing blinked, it turned out that Zhao Lingyi was reading a book every day thinking not how to kill him, but how to meet him?

Thinking back to his violent temper just now, he felt a little embarrassed.Because of Zhao Lingyi's explanation, the depression in his heart for many days also dissipated.

He said awkwardly: "This is where we can touch our left hand and right hand! What's the point of meeting, I will definitely look like you."

As soon as Zhao Ling looked at himself in the mirror, he said, "Even if we are the same, I want to meet. I think even if we really look the same, Yan Yan is prettier than me."

Zhao Lingyi's rainbow fart Yan Beiqing is so comfortable, so he will definitely look better than Zhao Lingyi, needless to say!Apart from being a little smarter and more dexterous than him, Zhao Lingyi has no other advantages.

Seeing that Yan Beiqing hadn't spoken, Zhao Ling asked, "So Yanyan, will you help me?"

Yan Beiqing was stunned for a moment and became vigilant, "What are you helping me? Call me for you? Don't even think about it!"

"But Yanyan, don't you think it's unfair to me that you can see me but I can't see you?" Zhao Lingyi in the mirror showed an aggrieved expression. Because of that, it is very stiff and hot eyes.

The corners of Yan Beiqing's mouth twitched, "If you want to look at me, then after I control my body, you can just look in the mirror, that's me."

Anyway, if you want to shock him, there is no way!

Zhao Ling smiled helplessly, "Okay then. Yanyan, do you want to eat hot pot tonight?"

Yan Beiqing's attention was diverted in an instant, "Hot pot? Yes! Can I have spicy pot bottom?"

"Yes, but you can't put too much. Grandpa can't eat spicy food." Zhao Lingyi said.

Yan Beiqing hummed, "The pot we bought is mandarin duck pot, what are you afraid of!"

Zhao Ling pursed his lips, "Then after eating hot pot, you can control your body to sleep, and don't yell at me if you feel uncomfortable."

Yan Beiqing hesitated in an instant. It was quite satisfying to eat this, but after eating it, his stomach was burning hot, not to mention, somewhere else would suffer.He was treated by Zhao Ling once, and the feeling was really sour.

"Then you put a little less chili, but it can't be too little!" Yan Beiqing warned worriedly.

"Okay," Zhao Ling agreed with a nod, "Then shall we sleep again?"

Yan Beiqing trembled at the thought of sleeping, he dared not sleep anymore, he was afraid of having such a dream.It's too embarrassing to be overwhelmed and still look like that, it must not be him.

Yan Beiqing suggested to Zhao Ling, "Isn't there a river at the head of the village? I think there are snails in it, why don't we go get some and cook it?"

Zhao Ling frowned, "There are a lot of parasites in it, Yanyan, do you want to eat seafood? We can go to the town to buy it, or drive to the city." Anyway, it's not too far away, and it won't take long.

Yan Beiqing: "" He's not greedy for seafood, he just wants to roll up his trouser legs and play in the water to pick up snails and river mussels, but how can he only agree with Zhao Ling, who is a little cleanliness?

"Then there are also parasites in the seafood in the town and the city." Yan Beiqing muttered.

Zhao Ling smiled, "It will be gone after a high-temperature antivirus."

Yan Beiqing's eyes lit up, "The ones in the river can also be sterilized at high temperature! And the ones you picked yourself are more delicious, right?"

"Oh?" Zhao Ling raised his eyebrows.

Yan Beiqing saw that there was a door and hurriedly said: "Look, we have to drive when we go to towns and cities, and we just walk to the village. We can exercise and eat delicious food without spending money. , how wonderful!"

Zhao Ling asked with a smile, "Then Yanyan, will you pick it up later?"

"That must be me!" Yan Beiqing said, "How can I let you do this kind of dirty work!"

Zhao Ling laughed out loud, and he said to Yan Beiqing, "There are leeches in the river, they might stick to your legs and suck your blood, shouldn't you be afraid?"

The smile on Yan Beiqing's face froze. What are leeches? Why didn't he remember them?

After that, Zhao Lingyi described to him in detail what leeches were, and even used his mobile phone to find pictures for him to see.

Finally, Zhao Ling made a decision and said, "Since Yanyan is not afraid, let's go. There are not only snails but also river crabs in the river. It can be an extra meal when eating hot pot at night."

Yan Beiqing shivered, leeches, what should he do if he suddenly doesn't want to go?

"That Zhao Lingyi." Yan Beiqing whispered.

"What's the matter? Yanyan, you must be afraid, right?" Zhao Ling raised his lips in the mirror, and his eyes looked a little bad.

Yan Beiqing swallowed, "Last night I suffered from insomnia, and I didn't sleep until very late. I'm so sleepy now."

"Oh~" Zhao Ling nodded, and just when Yan Beiqing thought Zhao Ling would let him go, Zhao Ling said, "Why don't you sleep for a while? I'll call you when I get to the river?"

Yan Beiqing: ""Wait, why don't you say such heartless things in such an understanding tone?That's a leech!blood sucking!Ahhh!Why is there such a thing in the river!

"I usually die dead when I sleep." Yan Beiqing groaned.

Zhao Lingyi showed a charming smile: "It's okay, I can wake you up no matter how dead you are."