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"Don't pinch, don't pinch, there are so many Ling P's classmates watching." Zhao's father begged Zhao's mother for mercy.

Zhao's mother finally let go, she glared at Zhao's father a little shyly, and said in a low voice, "You still want a second child?"

"Hey, I really wanted to come here a few years ago." Zhao's father replied that it was dangerous for his wife to give birth when she was old, so he stopped thinking about it.

"If only we had asked for another p at that time, it would have helped Ling P." Zhao Ma sighed.

Zhao's father said: "It's hard to say, if the second child also likes the same sex, I don't know who will help whom."

"Pfft!" The boy next to Zhao's mother couldn't help laughing, and he said enviously, "It's great that Zhao Lingp has parents like you."

Zhao's father and Zhao's mother looked at each other in blank dismay, they were under a lot of pressure with the hat on.After chatting with the boys, Zhao's father and Zhao's mother felt more at ease, and began to ask the boys about things that they were curious about but had never touched.

Yan Beiqing was still muttering there, and when Zhao Lingp wasn't paying attention, he stretched out his head and kissed Zhao Lingp's lips, making a loud popping sound.

"If you don't let me kiss me, won't I be able to kiss you?" P said in the tone of a bully bullying a good woman and man, and even held Zhao Lingp's head and kissed him on the face a few more times.

The people around laughed and booed, but Zhao Ling turned to explain to his parents with a calm face, "Ah Qing drank too much, everyone is booing, you just listen to it and don't take it personally."

Zhao's father and Zhao's mother: "" Why don't they take it to heart?How did his son manage to tell them this so frankly?

So inexplicably, Zhao's father and Zhao's mother were called enlightened parents, and many classmates praised them.Because Yan Beiqing drank too much, they couldn't stay longer.The main reason was that Yan Beiqing was too noisy, and if he took it down, he would probably have to dance on the table, so the P family returned home.

Zhao Lingp said to Zhao's father and Zhao's mother: "I'll take him to take a bath, you guys sit on the sofa for a while, if there is any fruit in the refrigerator that you want to eat, go get it."

"Oh good, do you need help?" Dad Zhao asked, his second brother is wrong!His daughter-in-law is really noisy when she is drunk.

Mother Zhao kidnapped Father Zhao, why did my wife follow him in?Be a light bulb?

"Ling P can take good care of you! Ling P, you go, call your parents if you have something to do!" Zhao's mother dragged Zhao's father to the sofa, and Zhao Lingp also coaxed Yan Beiqing to the bathroom.

Zhao's father and Zhao's mother sat down and looked at each other speechlessly. Finally, Zhao's father asked Zhao's mother: "What should we do now?"

Zhao's mother shook her head, "I don't know, do you agree that they are together?"

Dad Zhao glanced in the direction of the bedroom, and he asked Mom Zhao: "Can I disagree?" His tone was a little cautious.

Mother Zhao suggested: "Why don't you go and talk to your son?"

Dad Zhao quickly shook his head: "I can't do it, you should go."

Zhao Ma also waved her hand, "Oh, I won't go, Ling P has been independent since he was a child, he probably won't listen to me."

"Why don't we agree?" Dad Zhao suggested, "Anyway, they can have social security and insurance for their retirement, so they don't have to worry about it when they get old."

"Well! Let's do this first." Zhao Ma nodded.

So just like that, before Yan Beiqing and Zhao Ling got together, Zhao's father and Zhao's mother had already agreed to the two people's affairs, which made Yan Beiqing bite the bullet and come out to Zhao's father and Zhao's mother Beiqing couldn't laugh or cry.

When Zhao's father and Zhao's mother were discussing, Zhao Ling was bathing Yan Beiqing in the bathroom, Yan Beiqing really drank too much, and slipped out on the floor like a noodle.

In desperation, Zhao Ling pouted and took off his clothes, then took a hot bath with Yan Beiqing.There was a humming sound coming from the bathroom, it was eager but aggrieved.

By the time Zhao Ling Baoyan came out, Beiqing had already fallen asleep, his face was red and his lips were still swollen while he was asleep, it was clear what happened.

Zhao Lingp just carried Yan Beiqing out and put him on the sofa. He said to Zhao's parents and Zhao's mother, "Mom and Dad, you should go take a bath too. I'll take out the quilts for you. Sleep in the bedroom, and Ah Qing and I sleep on the sofa."

"Otherwise, let's sleep on the sofa." Zhao's father said, and Zhao's mother also said: "Yes, I can sleep on the sofa with your father, and you can sleep on the bed with Xiaoyan."

Zhao Lingp blinked, and he said hesitantly: "But Ah Qing told you to sleep on the bed, otherwise I'll wake him up and you tell him?"

Zhao's father and Zhao's mother: "" This drunk finally fell asleep, so don't shout anymore.

"Let's sleep on the bed!" Mom Zhao turned to Dad Zhao.

"Yes!" Dad Zhao nodded, and he turned to his concerned son, "Then how do you sleep? This sofa looks so small, it can't fit two people, right?"

Zhao Lingp smiled and said: "Merge the other one together and you can sleep. It doesn't matter if it's crowded, it's just at night."

"Okay then." Zhao's father and Zhao's mother compromised.

"Well, Mom and Dad, take turns to take a bath, leave someone to help me take care of Aqing, and I'll take out the quilt for you." Zhao Lingp said.

"Oh good, then you go wash it first." Zhao's mother said to Zhao's father.So Dad Zhao went to the bathroom, Zhao Lingp went to change the quilt and sheets, and Mom Zhao stayed to take care of Beiqing.

Zhao's mother sat beside P and looked at Yan Beiqing, thinking that while Yan Beiqing was asleep, she would carefully look at P's future daughter-in-law.Before she got close to her, Yan Beiqing was laughing and talking in a low voice.

Zhao's mother moved closer curiously, and heard Yan Beiqing say with a sinister smile: "God Zhao, take off your clothes and show me~ Don't be shy!"

Mother Zhao: ""

When Yan Bei woke up the next day, it was past nine o'clock in the morning. He clutched his forehead and got up from the bed (he was carried back to the bedroom by Zhao Lingp in the morning).

"Are you awake?" Zhao Lingp's voice came from beside him.

"Yeah." Yan Beiqing responded muffledly. He patted his head and said, "My head hurts."

"I'll bring you hangover soup." Zhao Ling stood up and left the bedroom, and soon came back with a bowl of warm hangover soup.

He took a spoon to feed Yan Beiqing the hangover soup, but Yan Beiqing stared at Zhao Lingpo's lips.

"What's wrong with your lips?" Yan Beiqing asked curiously, why are they swollen so high?

Zhao Lingp slightly curled his lips after hearing this, and he replied, "I was bitten by you."

Yan Beiqing: "!!!!!!" Did he bite! ! !

Zhao Lingp continued: "You drank too much last night and almost vomited in someone's taxi."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Yan Beiqing quickly apologized, and vowed never to drink so much again.He stared at Zhao Lingp's lips, how hard could it be to swell so high?

Zhao Lingp smiled and said, "It's okay, I bit it back, we're even."

Yan Beiqing's eyes widened, no wonder he felt something was wrong with his lips, they still hurt a little!It turned out that Zhao Goudan's grandson bit him!

He said angrily, "You really don't suffer."

Zhao Lingp raised his eyebrows, "What else?"

Yan Beiqing had nothing to say, so he grabbed the hangover soup from Zhao Lingp's hand and drank it down.He asked Zhao Lingp: "How are you sleeping on the bed? Where are your uncles and aunts? Where did they sleep last night?"

Zhao Lingp replied: "They went out for a walk, they slept on the bed last night, and I brought you here again this morning."

Yan Beiqing pretended not to hear the word "hug", and said to Zhao Lingp, "I'm hungry, make me something to eat."

"You go to wash up first, and you will come out to eat later. We will go back after lunch." Zhao Lingp said.

"Okay." Yan Beiqing nodded, he put on his slippers and went to the bathroom.When he looked in the mirror, he froze for a moment, why was his neck so red?Did you get bitten by a mosquito while eating BBQ last night?

After Yan Bei washed up, he came out to eat this not-so-breakfast breakfast. Zhao's parents and Zhao's mother went out for a stroll and came back, and everyone sat on the sofa and chatted.

Yan Beiqing found that Zhao's father and Zhao's mother's attitude had changed a lot, not as awkward as last night.Is what happened yesterday over?Zhao's father and Zhao's mother are quite receptive, Yan Beiqing sighed inwardly.

Because of the change in Zhao's father and Zhao's mother's attitude, the tension in Yan Beiqing's heart was also let go.After lunch, they set off. Taking a small car was much more comfortable than taking a bus. On the way, Yan Beiqing slept on Zhao Ling's leg for a while.

Zhao's father sent Yan Beiqing to the neighborhood where Yan's father and Yan's mother lived before returning home. When they parted, Zhao's father and Zhao's mother were reluctant to part with Yan Beiqing.

"Xiaoyan, come to our house to play the day after tomorrow? If you don't want to come, we will send Ling P over." Zhao Ma said, it's better for the two families to move around more, after all, if there is no accident, they will be in-laws in the future.I don't know if Xiaoyan's parents will agree to the matter of these two children, if it is not agreed, there will be trouble.

"Ah, let's talk about it. Maybe then I will go to relatives with my parents or something. Goodbye uncles and aunts. Be careful when driving on the road. Goodbye Zhao Lingp." Yan Beiqing said goodbye to them, and after they drove away went upstairs.

Yan's father and mother were waiting at home, and they were very happy to see their son back.Today is Mid-Autumn Festival, Yan's father and mother are busy in the kitchen at night, Yan Beiqing is in the living room watching TV in a daze.

This sudden absence of Zhao Lingp was really inapplicable to him. Besides learning to drive, they had never been separated like this before.Yan Beiqing turned on the phone and put it away in disappointment. What happened to Zhao Lingp didn't even send him a WeChat message.Dad Zhao is the same, isn't he usually very diligent in sending him WeChat messages, why is there no movement tonight. .

Yan Beiqing finished his dinner listlessly, and the Zhao family didn't send him a WeChat message, so he didn't dare to send them any more, so he could only sit on the sofa with his phone in his arms in a daze.

It was already past ten o'clock in the evening, and Yan's father and mother had already gone back to the bedroom to sleep.At this time, Yan Beiqing's cell phone rang, and when he found that the caller ID was Zhao Lingp, Yan Beiqing's eyes lit up, and he quickly answered the call.

"You still know how to call?" Yan Beiqing said angrily, "What are you up to? There was no movement at night."

Zhao Lingpo's laughter came from the other end of the phone, and he said, "Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, Ah Qing."

"Unhappy." Yan Beiqing rolled his eyes and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Dong dong dong." At this moment, there was a knock on Yan Beiqing's door, and Yan Beiqing said to Zhao Lingp, "Wait a minute, someone is knocking on the door."

He walked to the entrance wondering, who is it so late?He looked out through the cat's eyes and was stunned. It was Zhao Lingp outside.

Yan Beiqing quickly opened the door, "Why are you here?"

Zhao Lingp smiled and said, "Come to spend the Mid-Autumn Festival with you, happy Mid-Autumn Festival, Ah Qing."

Zhao Ling stepped forward and hugged Yan Beiqing, he asked, "Have you been surprised?"

"Nonsense." Yan Beiqing didn't answer Zhao Lingp's question, he pulled Zhao Lingp in and closed the door.

How could he not be pleasantly surprised, his heartbeat missed half a beat, this Zhao Goudan is quite good at playing.

Because Yan's father and mother were already asleep, Yan Beiqing didn't tell them about Zhao Lingp's arrival.Yan Beiqing took Zhao Lingp back to his room quietly, and they lay down on the bed.

He thought he was going to sleep alone tonight, but Zhao Lingp came over.Zhao Lingp next to him was already breathing heavily and apparently fell asleep, but Beiqing couldn't fall asleep.

Yan Beiqing couldn't sleep and couldn't play with his phone, because it would disturb Zhao Lingp, and then he thought of 001.He called in his mind: "001, are you there? Let's have a chat if you're not busy."

"I'm here, host." 001 replied.

Yan Beiqing's ears twitched, 001 is in a good mood today.He asked, "Does your system need to sleep?"

001 replied: "Yes, host."

"Oh oh oh, did I disturb your rest?" Yan Beiqing asked a little embarrassedly. It turns out that the system also needs to sleep.

"It doesn't bother you." 001 replied.

Yan Beiqing was used to 001's words, and he didn't feel embarrassed at all. He licked his lips and said, "Well, I'm taking the liberty to ask you, do you have a date?"

Yan Beiqing originally thought that 001 would refuse to answer, but he didn't expect 001 to reply, "Yes."

"Ah." Yan Beiqing was surprised. He just got a little confused by Zhao Ling's business recently, and then asked a question curiously. Didn't expect the system to have a partner?

"Your system still has a partner? Did you design it as a pair when you were designed? Or did you fall in love freely after your system was designed?" Yan Beiqing asked curiously.

001 said: "This is inconvenient to answer."

"Okay." Yan Beiqing's curiosity was poured with cold water. If it's not convenient for him to say, he can ask other questions. He has a lot of things on his mind recently.

"001, can a male lead without cp fall in love?" Yan Beiqing asked tentatively, although he knew the answer was no, he still had such a prickly desire to give up.

001 replied: "Yes."

Yan Beiqing's eyes widened, "Really????"

"As long as the derivative world is opened." 001 replied.

Yan Beiqing mourned, "Isn't the mission a failure?" Sure enough, a hero without cp cannot fall in love.

"001, why can't I remember the past?" Yan Beiqing asked, there were so many fragments in his head, but they just couldn't be pieced together, why did this happen?

001 replied: "The host once had an accident while doing a mission, and the soul was impacted, causing memory confusion."

So it was because of an accident, Yan Beiqing nodded and said, "Then I'm pretty miserable."

Unexpectedly, 001 came up with a sentence: "You did it yourself."

Yan Beiqing: "" He already did it?Not an accident?Did he make his own memory disappear?

"Then why did I become a tasker? What's the use of completing the task?" Yan Beiqing asked in confusion. He didn't even know why he was doing the task, so he just left here and tried his best.

"Taskers can make a deal with the main god based on the number of tasks completed, and they can realize their wishes." 001 explained.

Yan Beiqing said that he was surprised, is there such a good thing?

"Can any wish come true?" he asked.

001 replied: "Theoretically yes."

Yan Beiqing clicked his tongue, then this main god is a bit awesome.He asked 001, "Then what is my wish? I can't remember."

001's voice sounded, "Please enter the password to query the host's wish."

Yan Beiqing, who had lost his memory, said, "" He asked himself if he wanted to enter a password? ? ? ?

"What if I don't remember the password? Is there a way to retrieve the password?" Yan Beiqing asked.

"No." 001 said ruthlessly.

Yan Beiqing felt cold in his heart. After all, he wouldn't be able to remember what his wish was for the rest of his life, right?Then he still has to do a fart task!

"I can always check how many missions I have completed, right?" Yan Beiqing asked, "How many mission worlds do I have to complete before I can realize my wish?"

001 replied, "Yes, the host has completed 13 tasks, and needs more than p million tasks to realize his wish."

Yan Beiqing: "!!!!!!!"

"P million???!!! What wish did I make that requires 100 million mission worlds!!! You are not cheating on me, are you?" Yan Beiqing blew his hair, he only completed p million 13, isn't this wish fulfilled in the foreseeable future?

001 said coldly, "It's your own wish that is too big, who is to blame."

Yan Beiqing was speechless, "What exactly did I wish for? Could it be to become the main god?"

"Heh!" 001 sneered and made no reply.

Yan Beiqing couldn't help turning over a little, he asked 001: "Then how many mission worlds have I been through?"

"The host has experienced 1315 mission worlds." 001 replied.

Yan Beiqing: "!!!!!!" Fuck!Is there something wrong with his ears?

"I passed 1315 mission worlds, and then only completed 13 missions????" Yan Beiqing's voice raised, he seriously suspected that the system was cheating him!

"Yes." 001 replied.

"Am I so good?" Yan Beiqing couldn't believe it.

001 sneered, "What do you think?"

"No, why didn't I finish it? Is the task so difficult?" Yan Beiqing asked in wonder.

001 said: "The host often destroys the main plot of the world, kills the protagonist or important plot characters, and stealing the protagonist's luck is even more common."

Yan Beiqing opened his mouth wide, he couldn't believe it and asked, "Is this me?"

001 snorted coldly: "Yes, don't doubt it, it's you."

Yan Beiqing closed his mouth, he finally understood that 001 treated him badly. 001's impression of him is probably similar to that of a mischievous poor student in school, a scum in society who doesn't do well in personnel affairs, right?

"That," Yan Beiqing licked the corner of his mouth and asked, "001, can I change my wish?" A million tasks in the world can't kill him.

"What wish does the host want in exchange?" 001 asked.